you dont has respet dear. why u all ways cussin people for no reason? are u not sopose tp act l;ike ;ady insted of actin like bush village girl? do u no i have moiney & i can help u repair yor live so u can buy goood cloth & eat goood food? U never been to restorant bepfre & u acting like u all that..and then u complain u cant find man in nairaland. Listen u silly babe, i dont like u & i dont want sexxxx so u can carrry yor nigeria sef back to zimbabwe or were ever u come from!!!!!(no ofeinse)
Some guys cannot go straight to the point... they would rather want to go places using their tongue. Little do they know that they are seriously trying to commit suicide?
Pls avoid using your head on pussies. Pussy juice can kill a man. These juice can contain staph or herpes... when swallowed u can get cancer of the throat etc... or some serious flu or infection.
Stop licking body parts of women just to impress... at least for your own health and safety.
I am talking out of experience.... God saved me!!!
Bro nothing wrong wit eatin puccccccy sir!!(THANK ME LATER)
Some guys cannot go straight to the point... they would rather want to go places using their tongue. Little do they know that they are seriously trying to commit suicide?
Pls avoid using your head on pussies. Pussy juice can kill a man. These juice can contain staph or herpes... when swallowed u can get cancer of the throat etc... or some serious flu or infection.
Stop licking body parts of women just to impress... at least for your own health and safety.
I am talking out of experience.... God saved me!!!
ashewoboy: Today's episode on "LET'S TALK WITH ASHEWOBOY." We are looking at house husbands, should it be encouraged? You don't get it? The man would be the person at home taking care of the kids while the wife goes out to look for daily sharwama. He takes the kids to school, take them from school, prepare them for school the next day. He prepares the food the family would eat. He belongs to the kitchen and the other room.
Should house husbands be encouraged?
ok So u encoraggin men to marry mens to become gay so that men can be house wifes.. correct?...bro are u ok in the head sir?(no ofeeense)
ashewoboy: Today's episode on "LET'S TALK WITH ASHEWOBOY." We are looking at house husbands, should it be encouraged? You don't get it? The man would be the person at home taking care of the kids while the wife goes out to look for daily sharwama. He takes the kids to school, take them from school, prepare them for school the next day. He prepares the food the family would eat. He belongs to the kitchen and the other room.
I really want to be a person without emotions anymore..reasons beings that people keep hurting me coz of me being emotional soft..its either they take my kindness for granted or they betray me..it make think his can I get a very hard mind in people? At least that will help me and I wouldn't be hurt by people's actions towards me.....
I heard that in any relationship or friendship ,one person go love pass the other...am that person who love the most..eg I meet someone today be it male,female,etc ,I'll take the person like say na family member already and that's emotional, but all of a sudden them go do me something and I'll be like "what" (this person go fit do me this?) So I am tired,like literally tired..I no wan care,love,pity anymore!! For the sake of my mental health ..I need advise abeggg
Pls moderator's help push this topic to front page..
bro.sukin punnny is the only way out sir.only real men suk punnny without emmotion sir & womens will respet u sir.if u suk punnny for 1hour 15 minute non stop..u be like superman & stop crying like woman sir...THANK ME LATER!!
debbydams: I can't nd I don't think its a good idea, what if you share different blood group, if the child is a girl nd your child is a boy its not a good idea,,I hop it doesn't affect the baby
wow. ok so u encoeragin baby childrens especially boy to breeeestfeed baby boy becuz its not good really good ideas wit hope..correct? ....do u people tinkin like peterfile can end up in jail hear in London?....pleaase watch yor tongue & be care full wot u say!!!(no ofeonse)
Walatip397: I need mature married people to advise or rather help. The problem goes thus; Whenever I set my eyes on a dark skin or brown in complexion woman, I become weak to sex. This dont happen when I'm with a woman fair in complexion. Although, I have never cheated on my wife, but I fear it may happen one day.
Is this normal?
ok so u saying yor wife marry dakskin man becoz a brown man lookin inside yor eye...correct?...bro, are ok? (no oofensese)
Walatip397: I need mature married people to advise or rather help. The problem goes thus; Whenever I set my eyes on a dark skin or brown in complexion woman, I become weak to sex. This dont happen when I'm with a woman fair in complexion. Although, I have never cheated on my wife, but I fear it may happen one day.
DrFunmisticGlow: If there's one thing sirjamesjnr and I agree to disagree on. It's our view on LAGOS. As a Lagos islander born and bred. I'm a city girl in and out while he likes it close to nature. I maintained that Lagos can be close to nature, we have beaches and lekki conservation centers. He claimed Lagos was dirty and couldn't impress him. I vowed that when next he came to see me, I would prove him wrong. We agreed that we would go to the beach. It's something I have always wanted to do with the one I love.
So bae lands in Lagos on Friday, we spend time together, the plan was originally to take him to tarkwa bay, but based on our location which was decided on the spur of the moment (planning in advance is not my strong point but his). I changed my mind and decided on landmark beach instead. I snooped online and found out that we had to book online. I decided that I would book the next day which was a saturday. Big mistake. I should have booked on Friday, that way the gate fee would have been cheaper.
On Saturday morning, we get up get ready. I carry some basics, my atm, phone, and sunscreen, wear an old straw hat, a top and shorts, then a pair of slippers. Bae goes fully dressed and I had to convince him that it's just the beach. At least wear slippers. He agrees. We call a taxify and get to the beach at 9:30am. Turns out beach opens by 10am. By 10, I show the ticketeer my booking QR code, and he gives me 2 tags. So we trot into the beach. It's empty, turns out we are the first to arrive
We walk down and see a bar. Where we are told that seating is free as long as we buy something, but there's another area where we have to rent furniture but there's an area we can swim. We both discussed which area would be preferable and as we do so, we meet one of the lifeguards who we have a long discussion with. She tells us that the beach was owned by an igbo man born abroad, She also says that renting furniture is where the fun is, we take her advice and agree to rent a set of loungers. Before that we go to this taco place for breakfast, which was directly behind the mini golf course in the beach. When bae saw the course he was tripping. He loved the concept, we explore the beach, take pics then rent the loungers and agree to swim in the lagoon.
Bae wears his speedo, I wear my swimsuit after much persuasion from him. As he is preparing to go to the shore, I stop him,and slather sunscreen all over his body so that he doesn't get a tan. I do the same. We both look like 'ojuju calabar' masquerade. But I'll take that over turning a shade darker at the beach.
Turns out bae is an excellent swimmer, cos he went into the regions where only experienced swimmers go. I was happy with the beginners section because the only thing I can do in the water is float., he didn't want to go too far, so as to keep an eye on me. Because I can be a mischievous person sometimes. Turns out that sea water is salty but doesn't hurt the eyes, and one can see clearly in it.
We have a lot of fun in the water, Take pictures, play with strangers, do a little PDA then go back to the loungers where we rest, take more pics and gossip about the people around us. There were two white women on the loungers to our right, both were smoking a cigarette, but some minutes later a young man, nigerian obviously goes to try his luck with the visa lottery. The ladies weren't impressed. On our left was a young guy who was really loaded because he order a bottle of expensive alcohol, and this babe with him, total slayqueen type with bone straight hair, was busy forming like some of the other babes at the beach. The only thing that gave her away was her appetite . She ate a lot, a whole lot......
Some lebanese people were there, one forgot to wear sunscreen and look looking red like cooked shrimps but was going to swimming anyway.
We reapplied sunscreen and went swimming a second time. There we noticed in the far distance that a big sea animal was swimming, whether it was a dolphin, shark, we didn't know, but we knew that it was big. I feel bad that it didn't come to shore. We would have liked some wild fish pepper soup.
The lifeguards really did their jobs, watching the people making sure no one swam beyond their boundaries. There was this fulani girl who kept trying to disobey tho. She clearly was a good swimmer, and was swimming in her ankara gown.
We go back to the loungers and rest, then a lot of people come and try advertising their food to us, the way traders do it at yaba market but less invasive. Bae was beginning to get annoyed, because this hustling and harassing phenomenon is one of the reasons why he doesn't like Lagos. I get ice cream and a sub sandwich which was really good. We also get coconut water, which was so refreshing, but elected that we must eat the coconut inside,so he goes to the store where we got it from. He comes back with a spoon for me to scrape my coconut since it was so soft like jelly, his was a bit harder and was cut into pieces, we are bush people like that . We also had sex on the beach (the cocktail or not)
By the time we are done, it's late so I book a cab home with the beach WiFi (sorry dear, I know you said I should not use it but I like awoof) then I start preparing to change and wear my top, then bend to wear my bumshorts, when I'm done, I see bae frowning heavily. Turns out he caught someone staring at my back while I was dressing up, and the person had a lady next to him. He apparently sent the sent the guy a very strong look. Bae refused to let me see who the guy was and started telling me to hurry up. I tidy up, and we walk out of the beach.
On the cab way home, he kept talking about how fun it was and how he didn't expect this kind of sophistication from a beach. He talks about Lagos with the cab driver who apparently was from cote d'ivoire who says that Lagos is livelier and has more to offer than his home country and they exchange stories all the way home. His impression of Lagos has improved since then.
If you wanna go out and have fun or impress a special someone, try landmark beach.
Darhmmy: We used to be lovers back in uni , We broke up at some point and lost contact. Earlier this year we reconnected at a party and it was obvious we still had feelings for each other.
We started dating and everything seemed nice at first. He never told me he was married. After months of dating , i started to get suspicious as he wouldn't let me visit his home , instead he was always coming to mine and meeting up at hotels. We had a big fight about it and he finally told me the truth. He kept on pleading and asking that we continue dating. I couldn't even leave if I wanted to, I was in love with him.
I am 2 months pregnant and he has been avoiding me. He calls just once in two days and has told me to do whatever I want with the pregnancy , that he is fine with my decisions. I want to keep him and the baby and I'm scared he may ghost up on me. Last night I found his wife and some of his relatives on Facebook and I want to send them texts about it. I really need advise on this.
Pegi23: I'm scared now wanna swap my samsung and tecno for redmi note 10 pro at computer village.. this your confession got me rethinking..
ok so u saying u do telephone sext in computer village but u scared samsung will fraud u beco u listen to tekno??....are u ok as in are u really really ok sir??(no oofeense)
lydelara: At the end of the day, this same Boko guys will be 'reharbilitated and reintegrated' back to this same society.
I swear, both buhari and burati are mad. I say it without any fear, president buhari is mad.
You are quick to use force and military might against poor defenseless youths who are protesting for a better Nigeria but you will 'reharbilitate and reintegrate' confirmed terrorist who maim and kill for fun back into the society, meanwhile the victim's of this same terrorist are living in abject poverty in isolation camps.
God will not forgive you buhari and he will demand justice till your fourth generation.
exactly sir. racist pastors need to be boooted outer Nigeria coz they bring disgrase to that country....why racist toward man with dread lock. eddddiot person!!!(no oofeinse)
Psoul: Hater of Pastors and Christ. In ur village, I hope it's Pastors that conduct marriages in Court Registry. Meanwhile, what has racism got to do with two persons of the same race? Mtcheeewwww. Go and get educated.
every body see the pastor is a racist except u...do u were glaaases without lense?...the racist pastor racist a man simply coz he have dred lock & becoz the man can easily take his woman..... so u tink its ok?...Bro, are u ok as in are u reallly reallly ok sir? (no ofense)
Pegi23: Wow I'm a choleric.and also a melancholic.. I'm bossy and I also overthink.. I'm not agressive tho..and I get emotional alot..so everyone should stop saying hurtful words towards me.
^^^^Ther u go. ....ok so u a akaholic & melantocrofochokolick... ..correct?....and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland!!!! ((((wot a shame)))))
Hackportal: A lot of people view sex as being overrated, but what if we told you that sex is actually underrated?
A whole lot of people out there can give anything just to have sex even if it goes against their belief and understanding.
And speaking of someone having sex outside ethics, a department of corrections in South Africa has left rather a sordid note to their displeasure of what a female warden did and this has caught the attention of people all around the world to speak up.
The video which has gone viral on social media showed the female warder passionately kissing the inmate in what looks like an office inside the prison before they got half naked and also got into the act.
Edoziesmart: Who is this gullible illiterate for crying out loud Brother you need to start nursery school afresh even if it is adult education it will help you and educate your poor brain.
see yor head like monkey jacket. shame on u sir...yor mate are eaten chicken n chip in restorant ... yet u fight for right to eat monkey from bush...are u a canibal? ... Must u homebase people eat every things....even heligopter, u will eat..goat!!! (no oofeinse)
1stExplorer: You don’t need to break the bank to impress bae!
^^^^^^BROKE BROKE BROKE nigggggga this are the kinda guy that call womens gold digger simply becoz they cant aford them.....bro find a job pliease sir!!!!!(no ofeinse)
CORK?? is that all i tink about? was wrong wit u home babes womens for gosh sake? so insted of critisizeing a racist pastor...u come her talkin about priiick not good for u.. Darling are u ok please?? (shakin my head wit disapointments)
Kayzy8: Marriage registrar at Ikoyi registry refuses to wed groom because of his deadlocks.
The groom and his friend Ubi Franklin, who was there to support the groom, had to go out to buy a traditional cap for the man to wear over his suit to cover his dreadlocks before he was allowed to wed.
tony02: My client mistakenly forgot his c*ck in a prostitute pussy. How does he gets it back as she is demanding he pays $2500 before she gives him back his c*ck?
but why is pope john Pope sopotin terrrrorrrist like Namdi Kanu when hes job is to destroy & divide Nigeria?......That Pope shuld be arested & depoted baccckto Iran or were ever he come from!!!!!!(no ofeinse)
Lostchild: I refuse to help a needy pregnant woman because I am running from my real self. Yes, I needed to save my peace and sanity
In 2018, I move to a new place, a married woman with children started and always comes to meet me to give her whatever she wants from me which I always do. One day, the husband came to me with anger, and told me to stay away from his wife. I said, OK.
Even If i use common sense - helping people I know has landed me in too many conflicts, they are just too over many for me to overlook anymore.
Because of the many years of constant betrayals that lead me to regret my life, I move to a new town and decide to start afresh. In the past I have shown too much financial care and love for women that backfire and work against me. so I decide to stay focus on myself for the first time of my life.
After living in this new place for about six months, a pregnant woman who also live in the same visinity ask me to help her. She told me to lend her some money.
She told me that, she had not eaten since morning and she wants to cook something to eat and her hubby is out of town and will be back later.
She told me she will refund me when her hubby comes back. She was pregnant, hungry and need help.
I badly wanted to but I instantly had many flash back and I told her, I don't have the money right now. I told her, why can't you go and meet that your fellow business woman down there? she may be able to help you, she replied me with God forbid.
The money she asked me, I have it in my base, three times over but I refuse to give her. I painfully refused to help her because nigeria society has made me look like a fool.
To save my peace - I just have to only help strangers and not give help to the people I know
Did I do wrong? What do you think?
is yor name goood samarritan??....how can u help pregnant woman when u dint fok her sir? .......Make she get lost jorrr!!! (no ofense)
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then go back to the loungers where we rest, take more pics and gossip about the people around us. There were two white women on the loungers to our right, both were smoking a cigarette, but some minutes later a young man, nigerian obviously goes to try his luck with the visa lottery. The ladies weren't impressed. On our left was a young guy who was really loaded because he order a bottle of expensive alcohol, and this babe with him, total slayqueen type with bone straight hair, was busy forming like some of the other babes at the beach. The only thing that gave her away was her appetite . She ate a lot, a whole lot...... 