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PoliticsRe: Masked Oyo Indigenes Give Fulani, Hausa 30days To Leave Yorubaland by Pumpumking: 3:35pm On Sep 27, 2021
MuchAdo:
Why are they maskedhuh

Red flag! angry
Namdi Kanu <<<<< SUSPET!!!! angry
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by Pumpumking: 3:32pm On Sep 27, 2021
siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?
...ok so u sayin u hav aid?? angry
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by Pumpumking: 3:31pm On Sep 27, 2021
siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?
angry
FamilyRe: My Brother-In-Law Caught His Wife Cheating! by Pumpumking: 3:29pm On Sep 27, 2021
Beebah2000:
Na wa ooo...... undecided undecided
Make them just divorce because chai....! I am speechless.
Some women dey shameless, she don marry she still dey send nude to another person.
Chai.......!! Make I face my business.
so u sayn u r sweeet to yansh ..correct? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Really Stressful To Date? by Pumpumking: 1:02pm On Sep 27, 2021
Judybash93:
LMAO grin grin grin
Stranger on the internet. I'm happy for you. 3 million na money grin grin grin huh?
I laugh enter gutter oOo
bro i can pay u schkooool fees sir...all u simply neeed to do is ask nicely sir!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Really Stressful To Date? by Pumpumking: 11:57am On Sep 27, 2021
Judybash93:
LMAO!!! Well, in case you don't know that's me in my DP grin grin grin
Hahahahaha @ number 2, i don't have money?? grin grin grin
Btw, i don't need your money. I've got more than enough
wot do u call moiney sir? 1million naira? bro, u dont no me. i give a hotel waiter juss 3 million naira last week tuesday simply becoz she find my diamond ring after I lost it it in the hotel. my ring fall off & she find it. at the car park she keept beggin me for my phone nomba tellin me she will pray for me but i dint give her. I told her its all good & that she should use it for her kids. I went back to the hotel 3 hour after and she recognice me when I walked in. she ran over and showed me the ring. I was so impress coz she prove we still have good people in Nigeria
Bro i roll big in pounds. U need moiney, u ask me nicely!!! (REAL TALK) angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Really Stressful To Date? by Pumpumking: 7:15am On Sep 27, 2021
Judybash93:
Men like you would be used as a resource because that's the only value you have. If that resource dries up at a point, please remember this...
Btw, I'm a stranger on the internet, htf do you know if i have money or nay?
Nomba 1: u put up a fake pictures of halfcast babe u can never aford juss to impress me angry

Nomba 2: you don't have moiney I no u need moiney coz u has not angry

Nomba 3: only broke guys say womens are gold digger.....so if u cant find moiney to shase women, fok man. They are cheaper (truss me) angry

Nomba 4: if u need moiney, ask me nicely angry (no oofense)
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Pumpumking: 9:41pm On Sep 26, 2021
Pegi23:
You are mad oo he is looking for someone he can use like a gold digger to get back on his foot...
Ok babe u win. Am difarrent & am nice. I ain't askin too much. all I juss need is sexxxx sexxxx sexxx I beg,please can I win?. I really really want? smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Noah's ark Hunters Claim boat Found in Mountains Using 3D Scans(Pics) by Pumpumking: 9:38pm On Sep 26, 2021
wumi2017:
This talk no concern me,my concern is d way people die during radio program this days is so alarmingundecided you will hear ""hello hello" oh we lost him grin grin
Kaiiiii..... Wumi2017..pliase can I love u like yam n cornbeef stew wit pepper sauce & fried egg wit sardine & dodo plus Guiness?? cheesy
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Pumpumking: 7:54pm On Sep 26, 2021
Em222:
Hello I am a graduate who lost his job some yrs back in 2019 currently am looking for a matured lady with a good job or business doing that can help me bounce back to my normal life to marry let's start making kids there is no time left am getting to my late 30s so I am not joking if you are interested dm me on 08164084891 let's discuss on the next level of life serious no jokes
Marrrrry Pegi23 from nairaland bro.....she single, ready to mingles & she date anytin sir!! ((THANK ME LATER))) wink
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Loses To Oleksandr Usyk By Unanimous Decision by Pumpumking: 5:29pm On Sep 26, 2021
fergie0o1:
World Boxing Organisation


https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article25073820.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_WBA-IBF-WBO-Heavyweight-Titles-Anthony-Joshua-v-Oleksandr-Usyk.jpg
Usyk broke down in tears when the decision was announced


SOURCE
I looooosed £400 bet on that useless Anthony Joshua boy......he muss pay me my moiney back angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op):
wumi2017:
You no well I swear
(No offeinse)
^^^
Wumi2017..finest nairalander of 2021 after beyansi!! wink
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Really Stressful To Date? by Pumpumking: 5:12am On Sep 26, 2021
Judybash93:
What has this got to do with anything?
U dont have moiney yet u shacing Nigerian women has if u can aford them...even ordinary Pegi23 , Bobrisky or Beebah2000, u cannot toast. Bro please stay Gay if I don't have moiney to shase women & leave them for us ballers..we have moiney!(no oofense) angry
PetsRe: Dapper Dog That Is Famous For His Impressive Floor-Length Beard (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 7:06pm On Sep 25, 2021
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin

Cutieeeee
Good evening. Pliease do u hav yansh kindly please? I like to no u better good? I hav moiney & I need yor nomba? smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 7:05pm On Sep 25, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
It's spelt MONEY, SPEAK, ARE ALWAYS ROMANTIC, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, CHANCE, YOUR TIME, OFFENSE... such an illiterate.

Please learn how to put PUNCTUATION MARKS when it is NECESSARY...

Try spelling in full and correctly.. bye
anyways bacccckto the serious questions...do u prefa to date us Londoner becoz we nomaly have moiney & we nomaly handsome more...or u nomaly settle for those homebase guys coz u cant get us Londoner? yes or no? (Be nice please deaR) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 7:01pm On Sep 25, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
It's spelt MONEY, SPEAK, ARE ALWAYS ROMANTIC, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE, CHANCE, YOUR TIME, OFFENSE... such an illiterate.

Please learn how to put PUNCTUATION MARKS when it is NECESSARY...

Try spelling in full and correctly.. bye
^^^^^see them...the kinda chicks to make hand some men like borisky torn to gay man. Ladies dont swaaaar but she started swaaaarin at me for no reason..goat!
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 6:31pm On Sep 25, 2021
Crazydamsel:
Get off her you crazy stalker
Lady calm down please...stick to the topick babes. No need for violents. Babes do u prefa we London guys to those homebase guys? Why do u rada Date us please? smiley
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Really Stressful To Date? by Pumpumking: 6:27pm On Sep 25, 2021
MikeofKd:
Good day Nlanders ,Mhen I just broke up of recent ,me and my ex had a good thing going but all of a sudden she started changing from bad to worse ,a heated arguement lead to our breakup and its crazy cause i had a lil business to do with one lady like dat ,dis lady was much more older than me and man dis was strictly business no strings attached but my ex got mad saying ive been cheating on her all these while bla bla bla , well to be very honest I no too send her papa like dat rn, but yeah I realised I'm not alone in all these ,few days ago a friend of mine hit me up complainng heavily bout his babe well they just broke up too after 2 years of dating and staying together ,my friend did everything for her but she too changed all of a sudden and I've been seeing peoples post on Nairaland as well , were guys complain heavily about thier girlfriends mischievous attitudes ,from promiscuous behaviour to awkward attributes and all crazy things they be doing .

So I'm asking why are Nigerian girls really stressful to date ? It's like they are so confused they see white and know its white but they would rather die than say it's white and then call it yellow ,like wdf do these Nigerian girls wants ? what can really keep them ? cause money is not enough reasons for them to stay and if they do when the money finishes they are gone like the wind , loving and caring isn't enough, nothing is actually enough for Nigerian girls to want to stay with you through trying times , I've had a few decent girls in the past but these days with what am seeing, decent girls has finished totally it's now useless girls with fish brains up and down everywhere now . Local man cannot can .
Tbvh it's really stressful dating Nigerian girls sigh cry.


And guys please I'm pleading with y'all do away with drama queens ,they bring quarrels outta nothing ,like I remember one time I had a female friend we use to vibe very well and all but then I realised she started getting jealous and angry when she sees me around other girls ,ok so I asked her out so she could at least stop getting angry at me but she said she cant date me so then I asked why she was always getting angry at me at for chilling with other girls and she started yelling at me calling me all sorts of names and all ,well that was the last I spoke with her ,she came begging but nah I wasnt having any of it ,idk Why Nigerian girls are hell bent on giving a nigga sleepless nights with lots and lots of emotional trauma ,Mhen it ain't really easy ,with the the rate of which girls are going wayward now ,mans so stressed out cause you can't even find a decent girl to marry or date now ,it's crazy Mhen. What you wanna talk about ? Is it their unfaithfulness ,sending men to their early graves cause of paternity fraud or a man sending them to uni only for dem to graduate and say they are no longer interested ,seriously man it's crazy.

May God help every nigga out there get a decent wife cause one good girl is worth a thousand bitches they say , but you hardly find a good girl these days ,make God help us all Amen.

Sipping booze rn cause man I don tire ,I can't take it anymore .

See yor Togo head like monkey jacket...why wunt Nigerian women be stressful when u dont hav moiney....GO N FIND JOB MY FRIEND!!!!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Really Stressful To Date? by Pumpumking: 6:25pm On Sep 25, 2021
MikeofKd:
Good day Nlanders ,Mhen I just broke up of recent ,me and my ex had a good thing going but all of a sudden she started changing from bad to worse ,a heated arguement lead to our breakup and its crazy cause i had a lil business to do with one lady like dat ,dis lady was much more older than me and man dis was strictly business no strings attached but my ex got mad saying ive been cheating on her all these while bla bla bla , well to be very honest I no too send her papa like dat rn, but yeah I realised I'm not alone in all these ,few days ago a friend of mine hit me up complainng heavily bout his babe well they just broke up too after 2 years of dating and staying together ,my friend did everything for her but she too changed all of a sudden and I've been seeing peoples post on Nairaland as well , were guys complain heavily about thier girlfriends mischievous attitudes ,from promiscuous behaviour to awkward attributes and all crazy things they be doing .

So I'm asking why are Nigerian girls really stressful to date ? It's like they are so confused they see white and know its white but they would rather die than say it's white and then call it yellow ,like wdf do these Nigerian girls wants ? what can really keep them ? cause money is not enough reasons for them to stay and if they do when the money finishes they are gone like the wind , loving and caring isn't enough, nothing is actually enough for Nigerian girls to want to stay with you through trying times , I've had a few decent girls in the past but these days with what am seeing, decent girls has finished totally it's now useless girls with fish brains up and down everywhere now . Local man cannot can .
Tbvh it's really stressful dating Nigerian girls sigh cry.


And guys please I'm pleading with y'all do away with drama queens ,they bring quarrels outta nothing ,like I remember one time I had a female friend we use to vibe very well and all but then I realised she started getting jealous and angry when she sees me around other girls ,ok so I asked her out so she could at least stop getting angry at me but she said she cant date me so then I asked why she was always getting angry at me at for chilling with other girls and she started yelling at me calling me all sorts of names and all ,well that was the last I spoke with her ,she came begging but nah I wasnt having any of it ,idk Why Nigerian girls are hell bent on giving a nigga sleepless nights with lots and lots of emotional trauma ,Mhen it ain't really easy ,with the the rate of which girls are going wayward now ,mans so stressed out cause you can't even find a decent girl to marry or date now ,it's crazy Mhen. What you wanna talk about ? Is it their unfaithfulness ,sending men to their early graves cause of paternity fraud or a man sending them to uni only for dem to graduate and say they are no longer interested ,seriously man it's crazy.

May God help every nigga out there get a decent wife cause one good girl is worth a thousand bitches they say , but you hardly find a good girl these days ,make God help us all Amen.

Sipping booze rn cause man I don tire ,I can't take it anymore .
angry
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Denies Dating Mompha by Pumpumking: 6:11pm On Sep 25, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
See Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/6771474/mompha-sue-kyme-oye-over



https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/25/bobrisky-denies-dating-mompha/

Watch the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcOQQNYnrzM
:




kaiiii.....this borisky babe is yanshable oooooooooooo......she fine n lightskin.
..hmmm, ok shaaa.....I WANT!!,
cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 5:57pm On Sep 25, 2021
Pegi23:
Uneducated fool that's who u are
Wow. So u sayin homebase guys are un educated fool becuz they spek only pigeon Englishs? So u sayin they not on yor level coz u have taste? Sou sayin ladies who date the is ugly?... the goods news for u is this is the first times I will ever agree with ya!!(THANK ME LATER) wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 5:52pm On Sep 25, 2021
Jaydot01:
OMG what did i just read, somebody should summarise this shit 4 me
Jackie..do u spek English or do u need trasslator, biko? angry
Question
do u prefa to date we London guys who spek queens English or u prefa thise homebase guys who enjoy their pigeon English wit no swaaaga....is a simple questions gadddemmmit (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 5:46pm On Sep 25, 2021
siofra:
I'll choose home base guys.
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 1:46pm On Sep 25, 2021
AdeOri99:
Who is this, please?

I can't even categorize this as being sarcastic, it just doesn't make any sense.
Bro this threads is juss to help us under stand why women choose us Londonor over u homebase guys (no oofense sir) smiley
RomanceLadies, We London Guys Or Homebase Guys? by Pumpumking(op): 1:37pm On Sep 25, 2021
Hello ladies, although we London guys hav moiney, more handsome pass homebase guys who spek mostly pigeon English,we spek queens English like innit, we all ways romantic, we sweet & caring......who would u choose & why do u love us more becus we treat u chicks like real lady should be treated.
do homebase guys even stand a shance toasting u or do they deserve yor time(No oofense) angry

Mature responce please? smiley
TV/MoviesRe: When Was The Last Time You Watched Your Local/state TV Station? by Pumpumking: 12:54am On Sep 25, 2021
MissSlimbody:
My thoughts exactly.
Good evening.
Do u kindly have yansh pleiase ? smiley
RomanceRe: How Will I Break Up With Her Without Hurting Her by Pumpumking: 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2021
Ridollahi:
Good afternoon guys
I took her as my school daughter but latter developed feelings for her, I stylishly asked her if she can date a Muslim and she said no, that makes me to suppress my feelings towards her sometime before covid19 era. She comes from middle belt in a family that strongly practice Christainity why I am a Muslim from South West. The school re opened after covid19 and I asked her out, she reluctantly agreed to date me on the condition that it will not lead to the alter which I was happy to accept.
The issues now is that;
1. she is now looking for the possibility of us spending the rest of our lives together that she will convince her mum to accept me if I can change my faith (she believes dis theory because my parent and all my extended families are now practicing christainity ). I don't believe we have future together not only because I can't change my faith but I came from a very very humble background, I am the first of the family with 6 siblings, doing this and that to finance my education while she is also from a humble background and two of us coming together will not be productive from my own perspective with the responsibility of the two families staring at me.
2. She now exhibit the habit of discussing marriage, family at any given opportunities that she was the one that introduced herself to one of my sisters.
I do love her and always do what is expected of me as her boyfriend, infact more than that because the only thing her family does is to pay her tuition fee (she lost her dad few years ago)why I take care of other responsibilities like feeding, rent among others and before you call me a simp, I saw her like this before asking her out and that I intend to do my upmost best while relationship last. I think she got carried away because of all dis, the work I do to sustain my studentship has to do with a day money and I knew when the time comes that I believe the money saved is enough I will resign to face my studies.
Guys advise me on how to go about it because I told her that by December I will rent house for her outside (we live in the same compound)and we will break up peacefully but she started crying that I had to tell her that it was a joke but deep inside me that was my intention. How will I break up with her in January without hurting her
....bro...best ting juss pass her to me...this will not hurta!!(THANK ME LATER SIR) wink

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