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Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Jesse Jackson, Wife Jacqueline Hospitalized For COVID by Pumpumking: 4:18pm On Oct 09, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:
Better stop filling your head with rubbish
Sweery I ain't hug babe in 2 month...please can I hug u plus kiss & get extra hug for 5k cash pliase? smiley
RomanceRe: Please help a friend , can someone sleep with a lady on the 24th September 2021 by Pumpumking: 12:08pm On Oct 09, 2021
ggood:
so any possibility or she is lying
Bro truss me..shes preying on yor weakness to get moiney. Nigerian women are hardcore. There is a friend pumping $hit in her head to set u up for payment. The more she sence u getting scared, the more stories u will get..truss me. Shes trying to trap u unless u start giving her moiney. She will not directly tell u shes pregnant
She will make all sickness excuse first & then push pregnancy later. And juss in case shes pregnant...get a DNA test..that baby ain't yours!(real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Moment A Nigerian Lesbian Was Being Brutalized By Her Father And Family Members by Pumpumking: 11:15am On Oct 09, 2021
Princeinnonaira:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIz6bDJGjHM?sub_confirmation=1
Dint u say she was naaaaaked? No naaaaaked person on the video..YOU LIE SIR!!!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Moment A Nigerian Lesbian Was Being Brutalized By Her Father And Family Members by Pumpumking: 11:14am On Oct 09, 2021
RomanceRe: Help Me Celebrate My Baby Girl by Pumpumking: 11:09am On Oct 09, 2021
handsomeyitayo:
Is she beautiful?
bro do u where glasses?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Help Me Celebrate My Baby Girl by Pumpumking: 11:08am On Oct 09, 2021
handsomeyitayo:
Is she beautiful?
angry
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Handed Chinwetalu Agu Over To DSS by Pumpumking: 10:05am On Oct 09, 2021
9jah:
Olodo ;ofcourse i'm not talking about my Yoruba brothers; they are indigenous Nigerian - I love them all - You know exactly the people that pays you, to counter my post with no facts but insults and bullshits , Mr. Propaganda;;;
Parasitic ,jihadist agent .

Checkout the map below
The real indigenous Nigerians;
I love them all.

So u one of those IBO people that were red hat looking like Taliban wannna-be fighting on be half of that terrrrrorist midget scumbag call Namdi Kanu who is all most rotten in jail...correct?
The punkkkazzz Namdi Kanu wants to break up Nigeria & then the midget basssstard had the other city to make threats from hiding like a hunted rat....the great news for all is the bassssstard terrorist was finally cut naaaaaked on a bed wit a hoooooker...and then he claim police set him up with the hoooooker.
...and this is the man IBO people are fighting to lead Nigeria? I wish I can slap his face for u
...bro...u and yor members are the biggest jokes of the twenty first century grin grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Tiwa Savage Goes Extra+ With New Picture, Bigger And Better by Pumpumking: 3:49am On Oct 09, 2021
SUFFERInSMILIIN:
The picture above you are really a strong woman
Darling pliase wot size & weight is yor own yansh please? smiley
RomanceRe: Tiwa Savage Goes Extra+ With New Picture, Bigger And Better by Pumpumking: 3:47am On Oct 09, 2021
Oduduwa707:
Dis looks more like photoshop... She no get shape reach dis one, abeg.
Who care about photo shopper........cant u see her yansh?..goat!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Tiwa Savage Goes Extra+ With New Picture, Bigger And Better by Pumpumking: 3:46am On Oct 09, 2021
SUFFERInSMILIIN:
The picture above you are really a strong woman
Kaiiii...see yansh..see puccccccy..U WANT? ..I WANT!!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Handed Chinwetalu Agu Over To DSS by Pumpumking: 2:52am On Oct 09, 2021
9jah:
Mr.real talk 87% of your people are the poorest living people on earth.
Yall worship your oppressors (Your elite class)
They enjoy your Feudalistic system (one law for themselves ;and another different law for yall; the oppressed.
60% or your region have been captured by a terrorists group (In a sovereign nation like Nigeria) You pay taxes and ramson to terrorists.
Theve hoisted there terrorists flags all over your captured region.
Your weak inside out ;
A slave to the system;
that have weaponized poverty; and illiteracy.
We dont want to be like yall;
So ! yes; we are not cowards; like yall.
We have to resist fool.

My people?..who told u am yoruba? Do u even know if am Nigerian u dumb IBO scallywag priiiick((no oofencse). . U IBO people cry biafra like scuuumbags as if Nigeria belongs to u people..
U can were all the red hats u want like terrorist...it ain't happening. (Real talk)
Bro..the message is LOUD n CLEAR....u dont wannnto be part of Nigeria..u park yor gadddem portmanto & move to the federal republick of Congo were they need more immigrant..LIKE IT OR Not...NIGERIA REMAINS AS ONE....u dumb edddddiot boy!! (no oofencse again) angry


PropertiesRe: Dad Wins Epic N1.9 Billion James Bond-Style Mansion With Just N15,000 (Photos) by Pumpumking: 11:55pm On Oct 08, 2021
WriterNig:
The Sun UK
stuuuupid danblogonistick man....he should hav juss bought house in banana island!! (GOAT) angry
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Handed Chinwetalu Agu Over To DSS by Pumpumking: 10:29pm On Oct 08, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked


That mod that banned me shaa...


All because of that VultureGriller, our Nairaland resident Zone:B

Getting a ban on Nairaland is like a black American street gang member serving time in a Federal Penitentiary. Your morale gets higher when you hit the streets after serving time.

VultureGriller, expect more from your tormentor.


but why shudunt they ban u...insted of coming to nairaland like all men to chase womens....u come to nairaland wit racist tribalism views that cant help any man link babe.....bro they should extends yor ban for 9 month!!(no oofencse) angry
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Handed Chinwetalu Agu Over To DSS by Pumpumking: 10:23pm On Oct 08, 2021
Lastmankc:
Fools, when they see the main terrorist, they we be running.

Correction
They arested a terrrrrrrrrorrrist punnnkazzzz midget Namdi Kanu waaaaan-be......KUDOS TO THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR GREAT JOB & REMoVING TERRRRRORIST SCUMBAGS SIMPATIZERS FROM OUR STREETS!!!! (Real talk) angry
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Pumpumking: 10:14pm On Oct 08, 2021
MummyD2020:
Thanks for your help
.u again u are every were. please please please has we discuss earlier I beg please can we do sexx tape & u will be pay 10.000 naira in cash. U WANT? smiley
RomanceRe: What's The Most Silly Thing You've Ever Done In The Name Of Love. by Pumpumking: 4:52pm On Oct 08, 2021
Bolarineliza202:
Let's rub minds.
Kaiiii.. me I like robbin yansh.. may I? grin
RomanceRe: Please help a friend , can someone sleep with a lady on the 24th September 2021 by Pumpumking: 4:39pm On Oct 08, 2021
ggood:
Please help a friend , can someone sleep with a lady on the 24th September 2021 and get pregnant on the 6th of October 2021? Is it possible or the girl is trying to play smart on my friend
Bro we no its u so stop lying about friend....anyways bro sinse u pour inside on 24 September...she definitely trying to trap u. this is wot Nigerian womens trap people (no oofensese) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Men Do This?? by Pumpumking: 4:22pm On Oct 08, 2021
Beebah2000:
Some Nigerian men will flex around, going to brothel, sleeping around with sluts, drinking alcohol, smoking weed and doing other useless stuff. But they want to marry innocent girls A.K.A virgin girls but not those girls they catch cruise with. undecided

Why do they do that?
Why can't they marry the bad ones?
But they want to end up with the good and innocent ones. Why?? angry angry

That is not fair. And the girls way them catch cruise with, will end up useless, no man to marry her because her body don fall. sad sad

Make Una con explain why Una no wan marry bad girls.

Let me sit down here and drink my cold coffee.
angry
RomanceRe: My Experience With With An Olosho by Pumpumking: 4:16pm On Oct 08, 2021
Smartb0y:
I no know who mumu pass between your bullshit or you
Huh?.Ok so u dont like womens..correct?...brother are u gay?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: My Experience With With An Olosho by Pumpumking: 3:54pm On Oct 08, 2021
betcliq:
Op you were Lucky Sha . No responsible guy will go to Brothels is very dangerous . The environment is a turn off . Cultists , Criminals and Different kinds of Bad guys do come there. You get luck say you no carry better phone or sum of money. You for collect beatings join. This worst part of it even though you're right it's very rare for people to side you. Dem go say wetin Carry you go that kind place. Please guys desist from going to brothels. You can find nice girls with low demands dey bang e get why.
wot do u mean know respondsible guy will goto brothel? am responsible and am juss comin from brothel....u expet us to beg for pucccccy?(no oofencse) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Burundi President To Fire All Married Government Officials With Side-chicks by Pumpumking: 3:49pm On Oct 08, 2021
MummyD2020:
How about firing corrupt public officers including himself. African and misplaced priorities ehh
u again?
anyways ..As discussed earlier u can easily make 10,000 naira cash if we do sexxxx tape video sinse u will be the stars.please am trying to help u coz u like u& I have moiney or else u loosed yor shance today. U WANt?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 2:07pm On Oct 08, 2021
shortgun:
Can I report Uber and Bolt Drivers?
They keep harassing my girlfriend whenever I book a ride for her to come to my place, meet up with me or go back to her house.

I am busy most times and don't have the time to pick her up or drop her off.
She keep telling me of the harrasments and how she will prefer I pick her than book a ride.
I always overlook her complaints until yesterday a bolt driver who told her he's married came back to her house to look for her after a ride yesterday!!
. The randy idiot picked her from my house, I spoke with him on the phone and she told him she's in a relationship but he still carry his poverty stricken blokkos to my girls house?


I tot guys that do uber are trying to make ends meet? I always tip them cos I tot they need help but this have shown me that they are just a bunch of unserious people.
Bro they ain't fok her & yet, u nagging like market woman trying to sell cow...they simply toasting her sir..RELAX!

Solutions:
Juss..simply tellllher to were face mask to hide her face so they can simply think she ugly so they wunt stress her!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Phone/Internet MarketRe: My Experience With Clubkonnect by Pumpumking: 1:26pm On Oct 08, 2021
nanceeleecious:
Hello Clubkonnect.
I funded my wallet on the 27th of Sept 2021 with #3000.
It didn't reflect on my wallet yet
Your customer care and text line isn't responsive.
Kindly assist resolve.
The reviews on Nairaland isn't encouraging and that's sad.
hello MummyD2020 say i shud ask u if we all 3 do sexx tape if u untaressted & u guys will earn 10k eachs so u can do shopin & I will earn only 25k please. y MummyD2020 as all ready agreed. U WANT?? cheesy
Phone/Internet MarketRe: My Experience With Clubkonnect by Pumpumking: 1:26pm On Oct 08, 2021
nanceeleecious:
Hello Clubkonnect.
I funded my wallet on the 27th of Sept 2021 with #3000.
It didn't reflect on my wallet yet
Your customer care and text line isn't responsive.
Kindly assist resolve.
The reviews on Nairaland isn't encouraging and that's sad.
hello MummyD2020 say i shud ask u if we all 3 do sexx tape if u untaressted & u guys will earn 10k eachs so u can do shopin & I will earn only 25k please. U WANT?? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Sex Video: Blackmailer Demands Money, Threatens To Release Sex Tape by Pumpumking: 12:59pm On Oct 08, 2021
MummyD2020:
Have u asked ur mum yet? Im sure she has that particular one that made u
no need to be rudes u rude silly chick. am i not sinply tryin to help u. I ask a simple questions & u started cussin me for no reason. this is the problem with u Nigerian womens ..and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland. do u no u can easily get 10k? or is asking u to do sexxx tape wit me too much to ask? please grooowup & act like a ladies mennn. U are not a lady. gimme yor nomba please now? I have moiney & I want to help u please? undecided
RomanceRe: Ugly Guys Are Enjoying O by Pumpumking: 11:54am On Oct 08, 2021
Bannedidiot:
are you mrcork?
Yes sir. But why will u only fok ugly guys especially in that nigeria place? Ok I understand that homebase guys r usually dyammm ugly but we Londoner are all ways handsome so why on earth will u settle for home base guys especially when u no they always ugly?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Ugly Guys Are Enjoying O by Pumpumking: 10:00am On Oct 08, 2021
Bannedidiot:
They have a lot of freedom. Imagine say you be fine guy now, one gal that you know nothing about and have not met before will be somewhere dieing for you. And we're in Nigeria so fan love does not translate to money for guys here, unlike girls.

If you do decide to date, you will most likely be dating a girl with average looks as they love the hardest and will move heaven and earth to have you, without feeling entitled. That being said the jealousy and close marking no be here. Imagine your pipi being smelt anytime you come back from stepping outside

You can't even visit the closest brothel as a very handsome man. The moment you do so, everyone around will instantly know you and mark your face and also tag you as someone with low self esteem.
If you do decide to try and get a girlfriend that is compatible with you, the very first girl you approach falls head over heels in love with you. This means that you can't even be too friendly with the opposite as much as you want, since you don't really pick and choose.
The best part amd only part as far as I'm aware, is that negotiations with the opposite gender usually results in a favorable deal unlike dealing with guys that will hike up the prices just to deal with you as a competition.
Imagine having tons of beautiful women calling you my husband and you can't have any casual sexual relations with any of them.

Truly life is not fair
so u sayin u only fok ugly men like daddy shokey...correct?..
sweeery u neeed medikal help!!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Ugly Guys Are Enjoying O by Pumpumking: 9:57am On Oct 08, 2021
Bannedidiot:
They have a lot of freedom. Imagine say you be fine guy now, one gal that you know nothing about and have not met before will be somewhere dieing for you. And we're in Nigeria so fan love does not translate to money for guys here, unlike girls.

If you do decide to date, you will most likely be dating a girl with average looks as they love the hardest and will move heaven and earth to have you, without feeling entitled. That being said the jealousy and close marking no be here. Imagine your pipi being smelt anytime you come back from stepping outside

You can't even visit the closest brothel as a very handsome man. The moment you do so, everyone around will instantly know you and mark your face and also tag you as someone with low self esteem.
If you do decide to try and get a girlfriend that is compatible with you, the very first girl you approach falls head over heels in love with you. This means that you can't even be too friendly with the opposite as much as you want, since you don't really pick and choose.
The best part amd only part as far as I'm aware, is that negotiations with the opposite gender usually results in a favorable deal unlike dealing with guys that will hike up the prices just to deal with you as a competition.
Imagine having tons of beautiful women calling you my husband and you can't have any casual sexual relations with any of them.

Truly life is not fair
angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Sex Video: Blackmailer Demands Money, Threatens To Release Sex Tape by Pumpumking: 9:55am On Oct 08, 2021
MummyD2020:
Kim Kardashian style? You want to remind the public that you are still in the business of entertaining them. Else, why would you even record? That the guy already posted it by mistake bla bla bla. Distracting us from the realities in Nigeria. Abegi joor

I know we can do silly things when in love but with age, we become wiser
^^^story
good morning, please can we do sexxx tape. i need it to update my CV for modeling contract pleaise?was yor nomba please lady? smiley
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Sex Video: Blackmailer Demands Money, Threatens To Release Sex Tape by Pumpumking: 9:52am On Oct 08, 2021
officialwdhtv:
Breaking News: Tiwa Savage reveals she is been blackmailed over a sex tape!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-T0HkloI0&t=10s



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/someone-sent-intimate-video-of-my-current-date-and-i-to-blackmail-me-tiwa-savage/%3famp
WOW...one nairaland babe is threatneining to release our sexxx tape simply becuz I pay her only 5k insted of 10k....but if i pay her 10k nah, how am I sopose to top up my phone credits..eddddiot stewwwpid shambolokilat girl.
NIgerian women are wicked , greedy and use lesss..truss me!!!((no ofeinse))
angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Women March For Abortion Rights In US (Pictures, Video) by Pumpumking: 8:22am On Oct 08, 2021
Blackdisciple:
But really women no get work ooo...

QUESTIONS
If rapist rape yor mother twise & she get pregnant....will u advise her to keep the pikin or does she has the right to abort the pikin sir? ....yor thought?(no oofensese) smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Women March For Abortion Rights In US (Pictures, Video) by Pumpumking: 8:19am On Oct 08, 2021
sarahade:
And men who sleep with them are called what?
Use your head before typing. You don't have to be stupid eveytime
good morrrin. please describe yor sef from waist down ward? I have moiney an I want to no u kindly smiley

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