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IbrahimSkiba:
You are deliverance, honestly..

Mad hausa goat

Ok Goood knews for u
If u behave yor self & stop cussin like village girl & start acting like nice clasy lady ..,I swaaar I will make u my babe....deal?

jaeyking:
Bye bye

U dont talk about womens?...bro u gay?..how looong u gay sir??(no oofense)

jaeyking:
Biko it's OFFENCE
Not oofencse .

This guy just dey make me laugh anyhow

try put autocorrect for your keyboard it will help you

^^^^story
bro but Wot as auto correct gots to do wit chasssin women on nairaland sir....did u read the thread?

AnonymousBee:
Long post alert.
Pls ignore typo error found here

Hi fam,
I need you to judge if I am wrong or not. mmadu adighi amasi ife nille(nobody knows it all)
I have this concern and its kinda pricking my conscience.
During my days as student, I worked for a young as an office girl to raise money for school expense and all (I started few months to my graduation).

The problem:
For one reason or another, he decided to relocate to a new place within the area.
The relocation slowed the process because a lot of things need to be put into place. to this effect, his desktop computer wasn't available to work with at that moment.

So, he needed to deliver an urgent work, he called me to release the job for him to fix, it was when I came to give him the job that he told me that he will be needing my laptop to do the job which I gave him without doubt or second thought.

l left the laptop for him incase he has other jobs to do. Some weeks later I needed the service of the laptop urgently. So, I told my boss one Sunday I need the laptop, Whenever he is coming to the new place he should come along with it. He said ok and asked by what time precisely. I told him whenever in day he is coming to place

He said ok, no problem he will bring it later in the day.
Later in the day, No call from him. around 3pm, I called him, severally he didn't pick
He didn't return the calls either.
I called him again around 9 p.m he picked.
Me: Good evening, I have been calling you to know how far with laptop you didn't pick up
Oga: I went to traditional marriage.
Me: oh! but you should have pick those calls or return the calls at least to inform
Oga: Are you ok, I told you I went to wedding.
I said ok and ended the call.
Though I was very angry about the incident but I kept my cool. I needed the laptop to do a design for someone

On monday morning I called my boss severally for same cause, oga no pick. Later in the Afternoon, memo was released by dept stating that our project defence starts on Wednesday and I am yet to get my project ready for defense (Necessary correction and supervisor's signature)

The project material is the laptop.
I resumed calling my boss again, he didn't pick.At this point, I became enraged. I was so mad.
later in the evening, I called him again, same response. I forwarded him a message. He called, he said I should come to new place to get the laptop.

I rushed to the place, called him he said he is coming. I waited for boss for about 30 mins, by then my phone has gone off. I used his neighbor's phone to call him. he response was that he came and didn't see me so, he left. He ended the call.

I called him again, he didn't pick
I called him again, he didn't pick.
I was outside till 9pm hoping he will pick up the call. He should pick the damn call so I can make arrangement to meet him wherever he is to pick my stuff but my boss ignored me.

On Tuesday, my quest met the same fate.
I forwarded another message to him, he ignored the message.
Tomorrow being Wednesday my Defence starts and here I am I without clue on what to do.
How Do I start afresh with project?

I was ignored, stressed, angry and frustrated.

This is someone that will wake up me at any time as late as 12am to do something for him and I will always obliged to do it even under rain, as early as 4:30am
So, What is happening?
I called my boss for the umpteenth time, he didn't pick rather sent a message to come to a lecture's office to pick my stuff which I did.

I picked my stuff and left
So the next day, He called me return the stuff he forgot in the laptop bag. . I told him he left nothing in my bag and that was it. I seized those stuff I didn't return the those stuff to him. I did it in retaliation of the frustration and angry I went through. Though


Based on our earlier discussion before the fight, he was supposed to call me to clean the new place but he never did. he called his former employee.

He never called and I never called.
So, I throw this open to the house to judge this incident and fault me where necessary. I feel sad each time I remember this incident because my boss and I were good friends before the fight.
Attached: Screenshot of the messages

bro please can u repet the question ?

jaeyking:
Look again

Facebook

Not.

Face book

Realy? they dont sound the same? Bro were did u learn English...ondo state?(no oofencse)

jaeyking:
Facebook

Really? I said spell face book, u repet what I say.

jaeyking:
First learn how to spell well

Really? Ok sir..spell face book? (goat)

chatinent:


In junior grade, during preteen age, I cried and begged one girl like that not to leave but she didn't oblige. I was weak. I couldn't walk home. I was sober. I wanted to run into the road at an incoming vehicle.. I couldn't even push myself at it. I struggled to walk..only for me to reach home and eat confirm plate of fufu and nchawu soup with achara, beef, snails and periwinkle to know say na hunger dey do me o no be nonsense heartbreak. Mehn, I chop snail sotey bite my index finger amid scratching my big head in this food happiness. O boy, I eat finish see as boning return my face en. I sat down with my protruding belly angry at how I embarrassed myself earlier.

Next day at school, I didn't even notice her anymore. Was all frowns and big boy.

It took a while and she was coming close but I think, I was fly then, I turned her down. Reverse psychology took place. She was the one begging.

I didn't accept her back because I thought then more pretty and brilliant girls were after me. It took until four years later until we bumped at each other.






How about you?

of couse....I pretend to cry when I didnt get punnny sir....eevetualy she felt sorry & gimmmme tha punnnny...Cryin works sir!!

IbrahimSkiba:
Try dey spell well, e get why

ok u win. i wannto toast u coz i need slim nice babes & i will gibe u nice moiney (10k reDY for you). gimmme yor nomba & when can i call u twise?

Fahdiga:
Terrorist Pantami might even be involved in this hacking of people's data

see wot Namdi Kanu has started..hakin & Terrrrorisssim.
.that terrrorist midget muss rot in jail & be feeed to dog!(no oofeinse)

IbrahimSkiba:
Try dey spell well, e get why

you very rudes!!!

Emu4life:
Propaganda!!! There's no Boko Haram in Niger state.

goood after noon.I need model to help lunch our new clothing line. pleasse do u kindly have yansh & was yor pone nomba please hurry i have moiney!

jobportng:
Good afternoon guys, so straight to the point guys, i met this girl few months ago and we started talking , ended up asking her out, we started dating , at that time she told me she was single , honestly me too i was , fast forward to somedays back , she came to visit and we were cool and all suddenly she started having mood swings and all, i was worried kept asking what is wrong and she always said nothing, surprisingly someone texted me on whatsapp and was telling me that she was dating her and many other talks, that night i almost had an heart attack, i was beyond surprised till now i am yet to recover from the shock, when i asked her about the guy she first said that she doesn’t have any other person, when she knew it was very serious she then opened up to me , and told me she and the guy had issues and he broke up with her and that now they guy wants them to come back , i saw her chat with the guy , telling the guy she loves him and will never stop loving him bla bla and telling another person that she misses him but she have decided to stick with me because ive shown her so much love that no one has ever done, and honestly i love 10000% i treat her like a queen , right now i am confused , i asked her now what do you want and she said she wants me, but then she still keeps communicating with the guy and the guy is in same state with her while me i'm far away from her , i don’t even know what do i'm so depressed i have never loved like this before and this is what is getting to me i can’t even eat or sleep when i remember all of it , i confused if she wants me really or she’s just considering the fact that i'm wealthy . guys please constructive criticism are welcomed , please i need advice on what to do I’m madly confused . lalasticlala i would be grateful if this gets more audience thanks

bro dont wooorry...I will giv u Pegi23 or that IbrahimSkiba babe for free from nairaland sir... they date anytin...U WANT?? ((THAnk ME LATER))).

MangekyoAlt:
Who hits first, doesn't win the battle. The highest a nuclear weapon can do is wipe out a city, not a full country.
Whoever is on the defensive would have the chance to strike back, and even harder.
US wouldn't make the mistake of engaging the Russians as they would end up paying with their lives.....

Correction..the old nuclear bomb wipe out citys...the new nuclear bomb wipe out countrys. The new Chinese nuclear bomb is called tsunami xjon hu .targets coastal areas & the rest is history. India, Pakistan have nukes.
Nigeria have boko (shake my head)

GABRIEL6036:
Do you make bombs for boko boys oya who be you, shalaye....

hmmm. I no things!

MangekyoAlt:
What is this kid even saying?
First you claimed they both are nuclear powers, hence can wipe themselves out.
Then you're the same kid who proceeds to say the US would wipe russia to dust.

It seems you're high sir.
Russia currently have more nuclear capability than the US. if they both don't wipe out each other, then it would be russia wiping out US.

son, if yor commmon sence is common, u will no that MORE dont mean nada.
Its who hit first. thats the rule of war. America has *the football*. Go n find out wot it is. They have nuclear B position under the sea is all angles of the world. Bro if u no wot I do, u will be scared...trusss me!!!

MangekyoAlt:
You must be a comedian. Sadly your comedies are lame too
Russia have the military capability to wipe US out of the surface of the earth

Correction..son, problem is u watch too many nollywooood movie sir. this is wot u people do, rely on radio news.
They both have nuclear capability to wipe of the earth, it depends who fire first. Even China can cause damage. Son, I assure u, America can turn China, Russia North Koria to dust anyday sir.
Watch TV, not radio!!(no ofeinse)

MangekyoAlt:
I think the difference is clear here
US should put in more effort if they wish to catch up with Russia..... Russia is clear

correction...america will torn russia to dust anyday....trussss me. I no things!!!(REAL TALK)

SweetCunt97:
So why did you start up a relationship with her when you very well know you aint equal to the task? Single mothers are for mature caring men and not d opposite so find a lady who suits you next time.

please p;lease please can we yansh twice, i beg ?

Nmezor:
how do u know that? Mk una free her abeg

i no becuz i no..anyways, i still love u & i agree with u for sexxx so please can i get some..like this weekends? i have moiney & i drive range, remember?

Hisduchess:
Thankio for enlightening him cos in his mind he just made a scientific invention

but why do u enjoy gettin likes using other people photo when its clearly not u..i seen yor real picture..remember.
anyways, my great frined mr cork say I should ask u if yor yansh now bigger..it used to be small, remember? he also like to no when u will change complexsion to be REAL lightskin (no the fake profile u using). please advise

Nmezor:
how do u know that? Mk una free her abeg

well i have moiney & i can give u moiney. so was yor nomba & whens the best time to called u?

BKsoul:
Lai Mohammed wannabe.....

wow this is great. u dont cuss people no more u now like like city babe insted of village girllllll. by the ay i will l give u moiney
...anyways gimmme yor nomba & wot time can o called u please?

IbrahimSkiba:
My goodness
What are you typing

wot u mean typing? cant u spek english? listen up babe. I have moiney & I need you to be one of my womens coz I tink I like u coz you should be beautifull. so kindly gimmmme yor nomba so I can toast u? I have moiney & i beeento to lonodn like 10 time coz I beento loads of place. so was yor nomba again and please do u have yansh please? (no need for atitude, ok)

Beebah2000:
Rubbish.......! Na shit full am.

ok u win i want sexxx. x
can we link this wedsday please? if u wanto do u then please, do it for yor great contry Nigeria & for my goood sef please .

deal?