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VlamesIffect:
Boss see doings....i swear naira account dey give me ginger too. Honestly the Risk management go hit well in NGN...

Divoc19:
I love my dad too.
I miss gushing all over him till death parted our ways
I wish he was here to see me all grown now
I am honoured to be his daughter untill death parted our love.
Love no be by money
I was a very stubborn girl but filled with love for him(dad)

mirexxx:
I'm not light skinned Mr Cork

mirexxx:
sorry I can't.

mirexxx:
sorry I can't.

mirexxx:
Thanks for the correction.

greencard:
We keep hearing;

"Marry the right person"
"Be with with the right person"
"Life is easier with the right person",

What's your definition of "The right person"

Preciousgirl:
I have never complained about doing house chores
I am ok, but my husband says we need a house help-a lady and I don't like it.
I said if that is the case, I will bring my kid sister but he says no.
I really troubled with this new development.

If u giv him good bloooowjob & swallow....truss me...he will get rid of the house girl with thing 4 second!!!(true story)

EFULEFU1:
The lady I was planning to marry has both organs
A hermaphrodite
I saw it over the weekend and she/he confided in me that she/he has both organs
But I still love him/her
Please advise me

Pegi23:
That's the hacker number also...tho I have recovered my Gmail and fb account..I still want to know who the hacker is full names

greatbrian:
This happened yesterday morning, I had a flight to catch at the airport by 9 and I left Ibadan past 7 with my Toyota corolla sport. Las las Ibadan traffic dey mild and as I entered that Lagos Ibadan express way oboy Audi mode activated. I was doing around 140 to 150 when I heard a loud bang and gbagbagbagbagbahba. In sub seconds my brain processed that na tyre and if I match break oboy the car go start acrobatic display. Las las I drag gear for neutral and car came to stop after few seconds. Damaged my bumper, sand protector and some part of the rim.


Next time I will make sure I don't go above 100 with a corolla that's if there will be a next time with one.




And the breaking system is just so stupid and all. I wonder how corolla lovers cope

greatbrian:
This happened yesterday morning, I had a flight to catch at the airport by 9 and I left Ibadan past 7 with my Toyota corolla sport. Las las Ibadan traffic dey mild and as I entered that Lagos Ibadan express way oboy Audi mode activated. I was doing around 140 to 150 when I heard a loud bang and gbagbagbagbagbahba. In sub seconds my brain processed that na tyre and if I match break oboy the car go start acrobatic display. Las las I drag gear for neutral and car came to stop after few seconds. Damaged my bumper, sand protector and some part of the rim.


Next time I will make sure I don't go above 100 with a corolla that's if there will be a next time with one.




And the breaking system is just so stupid and all. I wonder how corolla lovers cope

lessonotes:
Not true. Where is this stated or referenced? Any source to backup this postulation; that at one point in time, Millionaires of today had to do something wrong? Please this narrative is false and from the pit of hell.

You can never use wrong to make right.

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. Mathew 7 v 17

Anobella:
I have thought about this .
There is a time I told a girl straight to her face that I can't date a broke girl .
I never knew I just activated her sad mood. She was totally sad for 2 weeks oooo

Later I asked myself ( why do women filter guys when they can't handle rejection )
If a girl likes u and you tell her you dont like her it's like you have poisoned her .


Guys what do u think ?

I read a thread here on nairaland land how this girl lied to her bf she was pregnant then boom the guy speed up marriage procces just for him to figure out nthat she planned it with her friends just to keep him because she thought he was super rich .
Now they r married and the guy day vec everyday .....

U c selfishness,greed everything

Anobella:
I have thought about this .
There is a time I told a girl straight to her face that I can't date a broke girl .
I never knew I just activated her sad mood. She was totally sad for 2 weeks oooo

Later I asked myself ( why do women filter guys when they can't handle rejection )
If a girl likes u and you tell her you dont like her it's like you have poisoned her .


Guys what do u think ?

I read a thread here on nairaland land how this girl lied to her bf she was pregnant then boom the guy speed up marriage procces just for him to figure out nthat she planned it with her friends just to keep him because she thought he was super rich .
Now they r married and the guy day vec everyday .....

U c selfishness,greed everything

Drella:
Adaksbullet
Egunmogaji
Whywhyogun
Yuzedo
190
Sinaj
Laveda
Javanian
Onila
Eberechi24
Tohyorsih
Sexybbstar
Ireneony
Jigba
Lovelygurl
Janette
Donbobes(rip)
Hungerbad(rip)
Victorian(rip)
Mrcork(now pumpumking,a more stupid version).
Descortes
Millenniumlady

debbydams:
lol this don't work for some babies,they suck the bitter leaf with the breast..lol..I'm coming

Pegi23:
One mad fellow spotted.. typing like a kindergarten..me reading this your post you sound like someone that is gay

duro4chang:
I laff. You can use your money to feed the beggars on your street. Thanks.

duro4chang:
Go in peace.

duro4chang:
I have sized you . Go in peace. Have a nice evening rest.

duro4chang:
Nebuchadnezzar had more than all you claim you have, what happened at the end! Take it easy

duro4chang:
And so what? Remember that 6 feet now.

duro4chang:
Money is not everything nau. I knoi the moment people like you hear monei, you begin to lick the ass if criminals. Dino asslicker continue. We are watching all of you.

Correction
Moiney is everything bro. I drive range rover & I only mix with rich people
Any man poor is born to suffer , period. I never like poor people sir. That's y I will all ways spit on there face, use less people!!(no oofense)

duro4chang:
E pain you.

duro4chang:
Attention seeker.

^^^^^poor soul

HE HAS MOINEY...U DONT...GIVE CREDIT WERE CREDIT IS DUE...Nigeria will all ways remain backward due to people like u sir!! !!! (no oofense)

Nicenancy:
What is eating u up currently?
What is that problem u can't get off your mind? Please share

PROVERBZ:
So, there is this girl that I'm currently lashing. A few weeks ago she started ignoring me but won't tell me what I did. She gave all sorts off excuse why she didn't want to talk to me.
So one day I called her with another number as soon as she picked the phone I begged her not to hang up. I started pretending to be truly hurt and crying but to my surprise real hot tears started pouring down from my eyes. It's not cuz I like this girl so much; it's cuz conji na bastard.
Anyways she finally agreed to stop being angry.

So I finally went to see her yesterday to put things back on track so that I can start benefiting again, but she was changing the topic as soon as I bring it up.
I gave up and started talking about other things like how she was doing.
Finally, she told me her birthday was coming up very soon.
What I need to know from you guys is how I would dodge spending money even to buy cake or card but I want to keep lashing her.

melodyogonna:
Or men, depends on the theme of the week. The theme of this week is women, and man! have I seen something?

"Did you actually sleep off the previous night like you told your boyfriend, who were you with, what were you doing?" - This is the question asked to ladies, their replies will be posted anonymously.

And the replies This relationship thing is soo bleeped

melodyogonna:
Or men, depends on the theme of the week. The theme of this week is women, and man! have I seen something?

"Did you actually sleep off the previous night like you told your boyfriend, who were you with, what were you doing?" - This is the question asked to ladies, their replies will be posted anonymously.

And the replies This relationship thing is soo bleeped