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Wow last page! Love it! Your wife is incredibly lucky! Are u nigerian?

nigerian advice- no matter what they do to you or your marriage, your mother in law is a sacred goddess and cannot be confronted.

just bow down and empty your pockets everytime she shows up. you should have known better than to marry a nigerian man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypz8uE9uo-g&sns=fb


Early in the morning my life!!!

whoever is cheapert- if none then whoevers portion and meat sizes are larger, if none- whoever has th emost special offers, if none, whichever less visited by animals and pigs that want to take your number whilst your buying cheap food.

love doesnt exist so stop wasting your time- just look out for that person you get along with, that one person that makes everything less of a waste of time. your heart or whatever will reactivate
good luck with all that

your cousin? ooo gurl u have sinned humanity! you have sinned the universe! the dead saints in heaven are smhing! dayum!

possibly going to give birth to a freak of nature-but i wish you luck with all that.
let us know what happens gurl

ADEBYTE:
@poster
There is no crime in catching a girl young provided that u can nuture her to the ripeful age. Pls bear in mind that when she realise that u r older than her,she may decide to go for her age and
Then u would have spent and comitted to her

:0 at this point i need to take my leave- this seems to be where pedophiles are gathering together to give grooming advice. i will not be a part of it
@op good luck with all that

lol! they are not bad, they are worst! :p

i like it- lagosian mosquitos!  whole new breed abi? try sugar water.

you call her parents, the police the social workers her teachers her headteacher th nnpc the rspca the NYSC the fire brigade the everybody before they be statutorily rappin errybody down there!

still dont understand why anyone will want to marry a nigerian man. . . .sorry for u shaa

why not? get a cheap knockoff version of whatever rihanna was wearing, travel to the nearest igbo village and snap photos of my trashy body with puppys borrowed from the local champions-

sounds like a plan to me!

^^ i think the results of the tests were leaked and it turns out she had the hormonal balance of a man- or something like that sha, it was in an australian newspaper.

but the authorities cannot say they didnt no she was a man somehow somehow before!

seriously nigeria are we still playing this game in 2012? like how SA tried to pass a man off as a woman a few years back? tut tut

[quote author=olajide_07 link=topic=853282.msg10034835#msg10034835 date=1327395812]GEJ we are on top of the situation senator david mark we would use the law[/quote]wow where did u get this photo? this is indeed sad!

^^LOL

superiority complex

im a firm believer in you having to catch the criminals before throwing them the book? lol

good luck with that!

ngozi2000:
Queen it is great to have your side of things. I am sure you speak for other uneducated and corrupt nigerians out there too.

i am very sorry- here is my 'educated' stance on things-

barge into your sister in laws house in the middle of the night screaming ITS ALL A LIE! YOU ARE NOT PREGANANT THE BABALAWO IS SCAMMING YOU.
then beat her belly and say SEE THERE IS NO BABY!

that should resolve your situation

good luck with all that

debrief08:
With legal Adoption the mother can never come and claim the child after legally given her/ him up. There are laws very strict once Governing dat, thats why I adviced on the other thread for the mother to very carefully consider. Some kids cannot be adopted cos their mothers promised to come back and even after years of not showing up such kids remain in orphanages and can be fostered.
I have been at a lot of NAPTIP Raids it is not pretty, most of their activities re not publised but I have seen women totally heartbroken. I have seen families break because of these illegal surrogacy.
Its wrong and illegal nothing more

lol- fantastic smoothly running and operated nigerian laws govern it? good luck with that. My aunt adopted in nigeria recently and the world has a comment to make on it- it wont work, shes too beautiful, the mom will come back for her blah blah 4 years now my baby is still here!
I also strongly beleive in adoption- the truth is no matter how rampant it is, Nigerians will not want to adopt, its a nuiscance. Whats the point of going thru nonsense like that of the posters sister when you can adopt and have an easier life?
Thats even besides the point, you are now trying to tell me a woman who is obviously and clearly not preganan will believe she is preganant just because some herbalist told her so? cmon! be serious!

the woman obviously knows very well shes not pregnant! she is in on whatever plan the doctor has for her and is covering herself with a fake pregnancy story!

back up- not all women get stretch marks dont even try it! lol

OP u are actually just funny!!

go for a skinny chick with a skinny mom innit?

ive heard it soo many times- Nigerians say the same about adoption 'it never ends well' im yet to hear of something going horribly wrong.

sha sha thats my take on things- if the sister in law is aware then next time she will know better than to run her mouth.

debrief08:
Na wa oh, and we are quick to abuse our leaders. She is worried dat her Sisiter in law is being scammed and you are telling her to shut up and be happy at a very obvious fake pregnancy. How will she deliver when she is not pregnant? Lets learn to say the truth abeg, the fact that it concerns someone close doesnt mean we should conceal evil. so sad

dont try and compare this, this is not a case of pretending sickness is cured, this is inventing a pregnancy in a woman thats obviously not.

debrief08:
Na wa oh, and we are quick to abuse our leaders. She is worried dat her Sisiter in law is being scammed and you are telling her to shut up and be happy at a very obvious fake pregnancy. How will she deliver when she is not pregnant? Lets learn to say the truth abeg, the fact that it concerns someone close doesnt mean we should conceal evil. so sad

cmon the womnan knows very well she is not pregnant and is trying to keep up the rouse like the doctor advised her. hence why they announced she is pregnant which like you said is uncommin in our culture.
Your mother in law is probably also in on this, hence why they wont respond to any of your questions, I am sure they have planned the whole whing which is the case debreif mentioned. These mothers are not unaware of what the doctors are doing, but since theres is no other option in Nigeria thats what you get.
Nigerians are too egotistical to adopt, she might prefer pretending to be pregnant.

the poster is a big slowpoke

what is your own? i dont even know why the mother told anybody gan sef cos this is how the whole world will be pokenosing into her business. your own is that she 'delivers' safely a healthy newborn. stop making noise and be happy for once!

nwani oma:
can i be your baby

abi! i even wish i could be my baby! buy this nonsense for myself

engravings not a bad idea. . . .

gettin my baby an ipad

she looks like a victorian lantern shior

Jenonye:
Met him online in 2010, facebook precisley,I placed a comment on his friend's status and he ws drawn by that and decided to check out my profile,sent me a msg and friend request,started inboxing each other,later exchanged numbers and we talked over the phne for 3months after which we finally met and started the relationship, its been wonderful since

Thats a beautiful story- will you reveal that at your wedding?

LOL that tweet even shows how stable or unstable tiwa savage probably is. So because ONE PERSON expressed his opinion on her looks u now want to cry? yes nigerian men are awful but the evidence existed long before this tiwa savage palava. . . .who is she btw?

you need to go on the daily mail and read the comments about rihanna, a woman who is 10/10. dont bother yourself with hateful people.

I also need to add, Nigerian men= terrible people. If you can avoid them do so at absolutely all costs. Relationship wise sha. I cant think of a worse nationality to choose for dating. . . my2cents

abelraph:
we attends fellowship together in school but we never talked until we jam in a bus and her bossom was pressed by my hand while trying to secure a seat and i appologised from there we started talking. later she fell sick and nobody is ready to help her to d clinic n i did from then our relationship started.

Yes will you repeat that word for word at your wedding? Lol

All of you are wrong. The title should be Nigerians against Development #thatisall