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i've always imagined having a cocoa farm in idanre and making posh chocolate that will be awesome!

shymmex: Go read your own post history..

sharrap! its not my fault you are overly sensitive!

Goldieluks:
Don't fret, I wouldn't mind sharing.

he wouldn't want to share with anybody, he wants shymmex all to himself!

shymmex: I'm not racist, and will never be one.. Most of the people who helped me the most in life aren't even black people - so why should I be racist?

You talk down on black guys, and exalt other races - that's what I've got a problem with.

here we go again getting over personal, am 'I talking down' when I point out the truth?

Where on earth have I 'exalted' (the term just makes me laugh) other races?

shymmex: Read between the lines.

racism is not cool dude.

shymmex: Where is the 'racism' in my comment?

what was the point of your comment?

God wil not allow you to see depression, depression is not joke, it's a mental illness. It doesnt go away after marriage.

You're just unhappy about your current state- you need to learn to be more optimistic about things and hope for the best. You can't let situations you cant help dictate the way you feel about yourself. Stop looking at the things you don't have appreciate the things you do have.

where in the bible did it use the word trousers?

luckgames: I have played that number in the past
Tell him to stop lying
Dude is using is parents as an excuse
Telling him to man up
He want a Nigerian woman fine but he should man up

thats a possibility!

shymmex: So, how are those white guys - self-hating, cu.nt face coon?

seriously shymmex? Is racism part of the ghetto lifestyle? Is being a racist one of those things you are also proud of?

ronkebp: Kim Kardashian spent that much because, she has the money and will get back in 3 folds what she spent on Kanye. If you want a lady to spend big on you, go for the classy ladies making millions, stop settling for university babes, they have nothing to offer.

did kim k really do that? Damn the woman is desperate

Sagamite: People that attended a Top 5 uni would have said "attended" not "went".

I keep telling you, you didn't go so you wouldn't know! Stop trying soo hard, just accept fate and better luck next time!

shymmex: *Yawns*

English, please.

Apologies, I would've learnt the language of the farvela's but I decided to learn portuguese. When google adds slang to it's translator i will be sure to use it!

Sagamite: What class? ROFLMAO!

Do you think Top 5 unis enrol fatsos with poor hygiene?

I have never seen one like that of uni age.

you wouldn't even know you went to south bank. The internet has given you the liberty to make excessive noise.

shymmex: I'm just tired of your weak comebacks..

You have a match in lousy queensmith - you guys need to continue from where you stopped the last time.

Emi ke, did i tell you i'm a dude? am i the one he was planning to meet from nairaland?

You guys should stop denying yourselves!

Sagamite: You did not attend a Top 5, did you?

Confess now and forever be at peace.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvp37o1jZUo&list=FLRUGdBFtrNhxxTkghQ0Qegg&index=164&feature=plpp_video

Some of us have class meehn, not all black people flock to south bank. Just embrace it, i'm smarter than you. Your own self proclaimed intelligence doesn't pass nairaland. When it comes to real life we know who is on top and who is getting fcked in the arse! Shymmex thats your q!

Sagamite: Miss you?

I thought you were depressed about me constantly attacking your obesity and decided to do something about it.

You failed, right? You jogged for 4 minutes and said "fck it" and went back to stuffing your face with chicked and soggy chicks with bottles of fizzy drinks?

Walrus!

awwwwww- this is too cute! too cute! he counted the days!

you're an idiot though! you really think this nl bravado counts for something? I laugh, this guy is pathetic it's sad!

Shymmex attend to sagamite thoroughly, so what positions do you gays do? Is it just the doggystyle?

Sagamite: This shows the person you are!

If you could ever attend a Top 5 uni as you lied, then you would know I am saying he is not even intelligent enough to attend that uni. Not even Keele.

Both of you are too dumb to go to a top uni.

SHUT UP- f00l. Birmingham of all places? What does one need to get into birmingham? What a stupid idiot, can you imagine- birmingham is this retards taj mahal! pathetic.

shymmex: Post my certificate on a public forum, huh?

Celebrate gang life on a public forum, huh?

Get a life! You have been smacked today already - get on the queue, tomorrow is another day.

You can show him when you guys meet up nau, so when are you meeting??

Sagamite: Blubbersmith, did you register in a gym since your disappearance the last few days?

awww did you miss me?

shymmex: Who cares?

You're the one poking your nose in something that has nothing to do with you..

Get a life, and phuck off!!

i'm really sorry, I didn't mean to call you and sagamite out I just couldn't help myself. Pokenosing in gay peoples affairs is what I do best!

Sagamite: Your private life where you lamely claimed you attended a Top 5 uni?

A cretin like you?

People claim all kind of shyt on the net.

Lol, you are here bashing someone for going to birmingham? You don't even understand how ridiculous that makes you look! BIRMINGHAM! HA!

you're obviously a big f00l who hasn't been very far, if going to birmingham amazes you so.

Sagamite: That must be in your local life since you love defending gay sickos.

you're one of them! The sickness comes when they refuse to come out of the closet. Classic example; your pathetic self.

shymmex: Slob, when are you going to start losing weight?

Lol, is that all? Repeating the words of your retard lover? You are already beginning to sound the same it's cute.

shymmex: Come from the same background as you? You must be on cheap bath salt!

What are your achievements in life?

You're still in undergrad in uni - shut up, when your 'olders' talk!

Seriously you speak as if you know me from somewhere, Nigerians and overfamiliarity. I don't entertain speculations about my private life on public boards. Believe what you want it doesn't make a difference.

Sagamite: That is the taste of sexually frustrated niggas.

Anything goes.

You would know wouldnt you

shymmex: I still want to blow your back out, to shut you up... You talk too much!

like i said, ghetto love fascinates me! Even when its between men! save your energy for sagamite. You don't understand how much he needs the bumsex

shymmex: And what makes you think "I'm ghetto?" That's the problem with you, and your unattractive way of life (I'm still surprised you think you're 'charming' in your deluded mind).

Misery loves company, why else will you be soo desperate to group me as one of you. We aren't all ghetto it's important to emphasize that, you love to insinuate we come from the same backgrounds when we clearly don't. Just because our parents come from the same countries doesn't mean our mothers buy yam from the same market.

omg shymmex and sagamite are gonna havesex!!! theyre planning to havesex!! finally sagamite will get it where he wants it and be able to embrace his homosexuality!

Congratulations to you both, shymmex please give it to him very well you know lack of bum sex is the reason why he trolls about NL! Sagamite take it very well and tell us all about it!

chuksonu: All the previous relationships I have been in b4 I've bought expensive phones,designer tops,quality shoes,perfumes,Iphone,Ipad,B,B ,even laptop.All I've ever received were singlets,handkerchiefs,stockings,greeting cards and I love you's.I consider this as unfair.Henceforth any girlfriend should be ready to shower me with expensive gifts.Kim kardashan spent a whopping $750k on Kanye west.What about me?.Abi na only love,boxers,singlets,handkerchiefs I deserve?.

yeparipa, ipad for singlet that is sinful!

omega25red: see lie if you had a u.s passport you wont need a greencard and if you immigrated to the u.s and got a green card and later became a citizen they will take the greencard from you when they give you your citizenhip certificate (personal expirience).

if you are dying to get away from you parents, why not move to the other coast? meaning if you are on the east coast move to the west coast. Now you want to go start afresh in another land and be homeless while they have social services for citizens in the u.s. hmm i dont get it

Thats what I was thinking too- isn't america massive? Cant he just move to omaha or something? lol

shymmex: I hear that! And your brain is perfect, huh?

absolutely

shymmex: The young man was talking about the hardships he encountered, whilst growing up - and how he had to become a man at a young age, just to fend for himself.. But rather than have some empathy on the guy, because you know how tough things are in London - you were trying to show your holier than thou sentiments.. Yeah, if you were born and raised in a council flat - how dare you say you don't know what 'ghetto love' is? I can see through your bs.

sharrap, were my statements holier than thou? I don't understand why you are now crying. I honestly can't see what will make a 'ganster' (or a ganstress ) attractive. I don't get it, the whole hip hop love what you have it fascinates me muchly!

shymmex: And Brixton being expensive is subjective - and the guy already said he's from Myatts Field Estate.. The last time I checked, there is nothing posh there - just a run down estate controlled by the PDC gang.. If you're from London, you should know you can never escape the gang live if you're from places like Myatts Field Estate, Angel town etc. in Brixton

I wouldnt know!!! I don't know 'rough' council estates and brixton! I don't know any post codes or the names of any gangs abeg!

shymmex: Who cares about how you speak, and your level of education? Isn't the guy who posted the thread educated? Or can an uneducated wasteman compose a well written essay like the one the OP posted?

You're the one insinuating I'm ghetto, we are not all the same.

shymmex: Delusions of grandeur!! They don't speak slang, you know..

You're not one of them how would you know? I don't blame you for not being able to understand that we aren't all ghetto!