₦airaland Forum

weyreypey:
A definition assumes the character of the conceptualisation.

I'm sorry I'm right... Again. Oh, and since we are calling out credentials, EXECUTIVE MBA TOP OF CLASS 2013, WINNER OF CAPSTONE PROJECT! ROFL.

weyreypey:
The philosophical underpinnings of your links are wrong, narrow, brutish and downright capitalist oriented

What does capitalism have to do with it? A definition is a definition lol. Cars are assets, not investments. Investments are assets but not all assets are investments lol.

weyreypey:
You have to take a position. My last post finished the discussion.

Advice... Put off the capitalism lenses.

Some more help

https://www.investopedia.com/walkthrough/corporate-finance/2/financial-statements/balance-sheet.aspx

fuckboys:
wrong, all investments are assets but not all assets are investments.

THANK YOU.

Aww.. I was giving you a nickname! I thought it was cute. Okay we'll stick with wereypey. Let me put it to you this way. You have it bass ackwards.

An investment is an asset but an asset is not necessarily an investment. Your last post didn't address anything!

weyreypey:
Assets are investments! However not all investments are made with the purpose of generating profits. CHARTERED INSTITUTE OF STOCKBROKERS NIGERIA CLASS OF 2007!!

Weyrey, sweetheart, https://thefinancebuff.com/asset-vs-investment.html

weyreypey:
Why did you bother INVESTING in the ASSET?
Sense wee not kee me

Assets are not necessarily investments. They are simply necessary in the course of life and/or business. Notice nowhere in your own definition does it say anything about investments

There's a reason I'm on this wall permanently

weyreypey:
Wrong wrong stop this type of analogy or else I'd send your family masquerade after you... All assets are investments...

Incorrect

GAZZUZZ:
Much different terrain. You are on a learning curve

Seriously though, HOW do those keep getting missed up here? It's such an obscure part of the car. What the heck are the kazeems doing?

You guys are conflating asset and investment. A car is an asset... A depreciating one most of the time. This is why you can use it to generate income and increase status in Nigeria.

A car is never an investment for the simple fact that unless it's a very rare classic, it is not going to appreciate in value.

E patewo fun mi o! My papa go dey happy say all that money for school allow me to answer Nairaland question.

oblo:
Gazuzz Madam still dey here ooo

Oh and, snitch

EgunMogaji:
Some parts are non magnetic and also I've found that some parts fall into tight spots where the bigger magnetic head can't penetrate but the small claw head can get into.

I have assorted number of these things. They are very handy and cheap.

We have a bunch of these do-hickeys

Okay i have too ask. What's the deal with all the messed up instrument clusters in Nigeria?? I can remember maybe five incidents in all our years overseas...

GAZZUZZ:
after doing copy and paste with the suspects you did not invite the author

After i invited you you refused to talk. I feel betrayed

And while we're on the topic, too many people rush to buy cars that can't afford them.

To really know if you can afford to own a car, go look at local parts shops and mechanics for the cost and labor of the following items for the specific car you are considering should you need them. If you can afford it in an emergency, buy. If not, wait.

1) brake pad and/or rotor replacement- smartoyota, radautoworks, carpartsnigeria.com
2) a new or good used tire gazzuzz
3) oil change with proper oil or you will blow your engine quickly- dru23, gazzuzz, ebuks4ever,radautoworks, carpartsnigeria.com
4) a new battery- carpartsnigeria.com
5) alternator- radutoworks, smartoyota, carpartsnigeria.com
6) radiator smartoyota, radautoworks
7) 4 spark plugs

If you can afford any and all of these without breaking a sweat should something happen, buy a car. These are the most common things that will prevent you from being able to use your car at all- and how stupid would you look having just bought a car with it just sitting parked because you can't afford maintenance

No, na from dragon saliva dem dey refine d oyiel comot from.

It's because they have to take apart the car just to change the oil

Readonee35L:
i think does list are when you decide to do the maintenance from the company..
tyre 40,000 why i no go nack continental tyre of 500$ put for the leg

Go sit in the corner

ivoryhouse:
Hey, I met with Glen yesterday and i was totally blown away..your workshop felt like disneyland.. and your husband is a living spanner..literally

I love that man! Now you see why

people are usually thrown off when they first met him though LMAO. You should have told him to put me on the phone. I love meeting new people! Glad you liked the shop. What did y'all talk about? Did y'all decide to do the project?

https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a22659068/there-is-never-anything-wrong-with-an-alfa-romeo/

The ending of this article is hilarious

Mercedes GT R vs Lamborghini Huracan
https://www.motor1.com/news/261975/amg-gtr-drag-races-huracan/

GAZZUZZ:
The way you are going, baby fit come this world 10mm spanner in hand

She will be just like both parents. phone in one hand, spanner in the other lol.

GAZZUZZ:
after doing copy and paste with the suspects you did not invite the author

I knew I forgot something! I remembered to delete myself but forgot you wouldn't be in the list! Fixed!

https://milexcompleteautocare.com/blog/buying-a-used-car--six-things-to-look-at-first

"Please tech guru's, just bought a 2045 owambe v6 and the whoozit is not behaving properly. What could be the problem?"

Or

"Just bought the 1988 haaaa wetinbedis. The OWNER said it had new leg and diamond encrusted streering wheel. They also said it has 50,000km original on it and no one ever sat in the passenger and/or back seat so suspension is brand new. What should I do for future maintenance?"

PAY N5,000-25,000 DEPENDING ON THE CAR TO HAVE A USED CAR INSPECTION DONE [b]BEFORE[/b] YOU BUY THE CAR! STOP LOOKING FOR FREE DIAGNOSIS AND LAMENTING REPAIR COSTS AFTER YOU BUY THE CAR WITHOUT AN INSPECTION! IF THE CAR IS GOOD, THE SELLER SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM REFUNDING THE COST OF THE INSPECTION TO YOU TO MAKE THE SALE!


If that was too harsh, the hormones made me do it

Cc the usual suspects:
sultaan, egunmogaji, piyke, GAZZUZZ, Obekediamondfuto, thebigkendo, thecar, sooperrescue, Banky3w, LeJeun3, Mayor2013, autologic, Autoelectng, Kingreign, chukel, opsudei1, oblo, weyreypeye, razaqmb, nurey, nwanneni, Princetom1, cosplay, johnabraham, evilspirit,deedee44, carshopper, protocol, taxiappguy, ifyeez,gentlelife50, jayooh, jergermeister, lacomb, chillex8, fogman, Enyinne krisrock. akanniade10 Kashif chucsmoore and all the others I cannot remember.......

obekediamondfuto:
another very important point here.....
Gazuzz is an English speaking techie.

runs out of thread to call Aunty radu to come and see

I no go lie, Gazzuzz surprise me small but not everything I agree. I think say na AutoElectNG body snatch am.

I will wait for him and Glen to have this conversation in person. It will be a lot more fun

At doctor's office as we speak

Tomorrow. If you've never seen the shop, good a time as any to check it out.

erico2k2:
I meant N/M not ft lbs , U know we are English

I thought you were pitying me and translating when you said ft lol

weyreypey:
ol boy see issue... radautoworks hope you made provisions for these types of issues plus gazzuzz

Umm.. NO. That's plain silliness.

Wait. Who won?

oblo:
Gazuzz Madam still dey here ooo

No be me o! Na my phone lol

Spambot sent me to sleep. Said I was talking to much so I gege-ly complied

obekediamondfuto:
lolz, u might need one reduce it to 6months oh.

some kain suspension parts like struts and springs I suggest u reduce it wella too for people that steadily ply itire mushin axis else some people go begin run that road @ 120km

when people ask dem go talk say..... ah ahn, aunty radu will change it for me na... yels ke!!!

but look on the bright side, it will lead to referrals. 1person will bring 10other people and the network keeps looping.... till u have like 3,000 customer base that will be running 120km/hr on otta - abeokuta road .... rest assured that after every 2 weeks they go in for a free swap.

abeg oh, I no wan come one morning see thread on nl..... "I REFUSE TO DO AUTOMOBILE BUSINESS IN NIGERIA "

just kidding tho mama

Lolz

EgunMogaji:
I actually shared this your very post with Her Imperial Majesty RadAuto on another thread this week, I think.

And I immediately stole it for our Facebook page. Thank you Sirs Egun of Mogaj and NG.

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Shhhh... Blame the fire in Cali! You barely escaped!
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EgunMogaji:
Unfortunately and sadly, it's one of my own cars here in SoCal.

But I redeemed myself