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Op you don donate your baby when you were young and now you're trying to search for the poor baby baby?
What do you want with the baby before I tell you?

But on a serious note, they will probably get sent to other missionary/charity organisation with more facilities and capabilities I guess.
So they will go to school,graduate and move on.

Lol some men do mumu things so that the society will tell them they are gentlemen,they are modern men,they are real men etc.
But they don't know on the low the society is hypocritical and to be a mumu is the way to please them.
As a real man let your woman win and always please her,na the end result be this.
You won't see those funny comments, if it was a woman.

His problem sha but I trust my mosquito niggas,them no dey see fresh mumu meat for eye.
Na for mosquitoes to suck and resuck blood till daybreak.

Dj! 100 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and 99 for the mosquitoes to use am enjoy his blood.
Barman! Play me"the manipulated man" by Kelvin Hart and Shina peters.

Continue your good works,when your brother leaves una go suffer am.
100million? The bastard sabi how e hard sef to make 1m?
If them catch these people make them no report them to authorities anymore,they kill them instantly.
Animal.

Some people are going mad or suffering from depression but we are saying na their choice
How will somebody decide to slash his/her tongue into two,when he no be gladiator?
Gladiators sef no do reach this one.
The one in Asia also,I think forcefully removing teeth or maybe trimming it,I don forget sef.

Dj! Bring me 20 kegs of palmwine because this news pass ordinary eye
Barman! Play me "this life sef" by Muhammed Ali and Ed Sheeran.

cayorday89:
Now, I can say that this OG and his comments are not drug induced because that is what comes to my mind each time I see them especially you requesting song with weird songwriters combo from a barman and drink request from a DJ..

I am still tempted to ask, what is influencing you?

I use the barman and Dj as my signature,nothing more.

Before wishing her anything, hope she's sharing cake?
Because na from there fight go first start.

Happy birthday to her
May the Lord keep her,bless her and protect her.
She will not be a hookup girl but be a good lady and marry a good man.

Dj! 3 keg of palmwine, 1 for me,1 for Op and 1 for the little girl.
Barman! Play me"Happy birthday" by Ned Nwoko and Rihanna.

You're free to go back to Islam nau
Christianity is a free religion, nobody is going to kill you or stone you to death or behead you if you feel like leaving.
You don't need to rant,just leave and go back to mosque gaskiani faa.

Dj! 2 keg of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me "Your Choice" by Ojukwu and Nelson Mandela

If you're not smoking weed,doing drugs and living wild lifestyle then you're not a big boy according to some dim-witted beings.
Lol as I dey like this I no dey give rip to anybody
How you lay your bed,you go sleep on am.
Nowadays smoking weed and using drugs na normal thing,as yahoo boys dey increase naso weed and drugs usage dey increase. they think that's how to identify as a real OG.
Lol Og wey go get liver issue soon in life.

Op thank God for your life and I hope you won't be deceived with loud and Co
Rip to your friend too.

Barman! Play me "E go soon clear for your eyes" by Nicki minaj and Kanu Nwanko.

I sabi Odogwu bitters

No be only you
I really wish to marry a medical doctor or nurse
Na she go dey tell me oya eat this one for stamina or oya eat this one it will improve blood etc
E for make sense.

Dj! 2 bag of palmwine for me and Op
Barman! Play me "The wife in white" by Rihanna and Whitemoney.

It's a bad thing actually
A girl that's not my mate can't even look attractive to me even when she tries to flirt with me,the next thing is to shut her out completely.
Na bad thing for real
Most of these girls wants to feel like they are grown and they think it's by having sex and forming bad girl but soon some of them gets the reality that they are just being stupid.
Talk to them like a little sister or just avoid them and shut them down completely.

Carry your friend to a better Bar,let him order peppersoup and palmwine to celebrate God's love to him.
God loves him so much,He decided to show him he's dating a HOE before he starts planing his future with her.
Infact your Guy must run to church next Sunday to do thanksgiving, many are out there dating themselves thinking them dey serious relationship.

As for the girl I urge her to keep on throwing herself to every man that comes her way.
She's a very good woman and free giver.

Dj! 2 trailer of palmwine with plenty Kolanuts abeg.
Barman! Play me "the saved man" by Batman and Mr Ibu.

Omo!
I hope they find the animal and cut him with cutlass into 900 pieces
Heartless bastard, because you want to buy car,carry girls and club ba?
Make them burn am slowly with firewood.

If na cruise she dey catch,make them flog her forehead with sugarcane.

20k
I don't need anything else.

This one don mad normal
Until hand touch am

Dj! Sample me 2 pot of palmwine with vanilla ice cream
Barman! Play me "this man don craze" by Terry G and Ariana Grande.

A woman with no strong source of income will sell body to chop sooner or later.
I can't tell you how to spend your money since no be me give you, but abobi yourself reason everything wetin your gf talk and advice yourself.

Actually some people have good/bad luck following them for real.

Well it is his life and definitely his choice

Dj! Sample me 2 kegs of palmwine, 200kolanuts,50 Alligator pepper and 1 white Calabash with Bible to deliver this Man from the Spirit that wants him to die young
Barman! Play me "Let them learn the hard way" by Nelson Mandela and Korede Bello.

Them suppose dey chook hot iron for una mouth,which one be flee when boda tinubu no be thief

You balanced both side
So 70 kegs of palmwine for you
Chimo! Make I no be useless man o
Make me sef make billions before 40
This is a wicked topic from a very wicked man

Dj! Bring 2 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and 1 for Op
Barman! Play me "I no wan useless" by Buhari and Janet Jackson.

Let them divorce
Let her go
Let the husband go
Gossip no dey tire this one?
But if you no gossip and even spoil people's reputation no money for you be that.

Na Chelsea fan
That agbero character no fit leave them
But on a serious note,this dude talks too much.
I'm sure Davido will not reply him,he's too responsible for that.

Actually it was not iPhone but Snapchat filter
I just wan craze that day
As in the face with the filter was just too different from her real face,even the ladies there were just shouting "ha!"

Dj! 2 plate of snail peppersoup
Barman! Play me "the 2 face lady" by 2pac and 2face

Op stand very well I wan do something quick.

Toor! Congratulations to the country and za people.

Get a wife bro
No dey French kiss your dog again
Chaiii!

You begged God at 20
I begged God make I sleep and never wake up in 2020
What's wrong with number 20?
But e dey soft now and e go still soft pass this.

Interrogate and kill them ASAP
Then kill their sponsors
About time to start killing animals so humans can live in peace and prosperity .

Dj! 5 kegs of palmwine for the security personnel
Barman! Play me "Today na Today" by Eminem and Obasanjo.

If he's found with any dangerous weapon also,interrogate and kill him ASAP.