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Another bad news don drop like bomb
God have mercy
May God comfort the affected.

Chai! Politics! A game of thugs,assassins and deceivers.
Why una no fit practice sane and matured politics?
Election never start una don dey attack each other.....mtcheeww.

Dj! 5 cups of palmwine
Barman! Play me "politicians don ment" by Fela and Rockefeller.

Lol I believe no party or politician is contesting with the sole aim of working for the masses,fixing the country and putting people first.
So any party wey win no concern me but please APC and PDP should rest small and allow other parties do it small.

Dj! 4 crate of palmwine and bitter leaf
Barman! "Politicians are bad" by Kelvin Hart and Joseph Yobo.

Insane,depressed or just a cold blooded killer?
It does not matter anyways,she should be prosecuted accordingly.
This news is too disturbing,I'm out of here.

Dj! No bring anything
Barman! No play anything I take God beg you.

Great write up Op

For real I also want to know,like is there a reason for it or just fashion?
Is it for air to get inside or any other benefit?
Normal normal it's not really much of a concern to me since the women in my family no dey dress like that and my future wife won't dress like that ,but still I always feel like there must be a reason for someone to expose all or half of the breast.


Dj! 4 cups of palmwine with 4 alligator pepper to reason this matter further.
Barman! Play me "Under cover" by Aquaman and Rihanna.

zedegit:
Red o.

Cross ooo

In this case,the father should let the police deal with him for 5 days.Infact they need to transfer him to one of Nigeria's police station, I trust our capable policemen when it comes to dealing with you using hot iron and better koboko.

Dj! 45 teaspoon of palmwine to clear my mouth and eyes
Barman! Play me "problem child" by Jackie chan and tiwa savage.

The color of the flower in pot no green well, so they are telling you to take care of your flowers to avoid it looking malnourished like the one in the picture.

Dj! 2 cups of palmwine and peak milk to check the picture well again
Barman! Play me "the less you look the better" by Justin Bieber and Portable.

This one don dey look for who him go harvest his organ and sell for black market.
Kaiii! Thunder from kafancha graze your big forehead there!
No be only illuminati na suzuki you go see

The sane truth is men and women are 2 different gender.
There are things men can do with ease and women can't
And there are things women can do with ease that men can't.
I will tell my son,be yourself and don't let anybody lower your self-esteem.
I will tell my daughter,be yourself and don't allow anybody lower your self-esteem.

Dj! 2 cups of palmwine and 4 plate of kulikuli
Barman! Play me "Love yourself " by Amir Khan and sound sultan.

Divay22:
Make he kukuma use 1B

And by the way, I have not seen any music collaboration of Yemi Alade and Rihanna o

you will soon see it

Still reduce it small e still plenty


Dj! Play me "everything na scam" by yemi alade and Rihanna.

You will think nothing can shock you again in this life then gbam! Another earthquake news go just shift your legs.
Torr! happy married life brother Alberto and sister Albertina
May peppersoup dealers no separate una.

Dj! 4 kegs of palmwine with 7 crabs leg to reason this news
Barman! Play me "Our wedding day" by 9ice and Cardi B.

Nigeria anthem
Especially that part where we say "the labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain" it dey always do me one kind.

Jokes apart, that maroon5 song with the line "the drinks bring back all the memories" it do makes me feel sad a little bit but yet I like it.

Dj! 4 cups of palmwine to reason any song I don't like
Barman! Play me "Blood and music" by Sir Shina Peters and Banky W.

Haha!
Yansh campaign?
Is this even allowed? Make she sha no talk if they start giving her compliments about the nyash and how they would love to grab it.
I no wan hear sexualising nonsense o

Make them protest and do anything they want,make them sha no hurt the students.
Lol juju still dey work??

Dj! 2 soft amala with better palmwine to get strength follow this news to the end.
Barman! Play me "This country sef " by seyi shay and 2pac.

Anything for the profit,right?
It does not matter what you do,just get the money.
People are dying and killing each other and one person sees it as an avenue of making cash.

Dj! Bring me 4 kegs of palmwine make I use reason this matter again
Barman! Play me "Humanity is lost" by Sound Sultan and offset.

But sometimes things just go so wrong that you won't have a choice.
Like if you want to buy a specific shirt you have being eyeing for sometime and the day you decided to get it, you discovered it has been sold,so you will just go with anyone you see but it might not give you that level of satisfaction.
But I still get your point though,nice write up.

Dj! 4 cups of palmwine mixed with palm oil for me and Op.
Barman! Play me anything soft

What I know is some of these scammers have inside men/women in our banks.
They need to start giving these bank people serious problem concerning this issue.
And the funniest part is most of these banks are just lackadaisical when it comes to stuff like this.
Kai! People's hard earned money just gone in minutes like that.


Barman! Play me "bank matter tire me" by hushpuppi and Donald trump.

Chaiii! Esunsun
Op! Me and you get meeting by 1am
You don turn men be that
I hereby name thee Sir termite, the man on the termite throne.

Dj! Plenty palmwine ASAP

That will be very interesting

Normally I don't like politics and politicians but I think Apc and Pdp should rest small.
I hope and pray the party that wins will be a good one with a good candidate (if we have any though).



Dj! Supply me palmwine from now till the next presidential election, I have to watch this film to the end.
Barman! Play me "Our politicians are crazy" By Sam loco and Albert Einstein.

War is not a good thing
One minute you're eating and sleeping, the next minute you can't open your eyes because the sleep no be ordinary sleep again.
Rip to her
Russia and Ukraine should just settle this matter and stop killing each other.

HaryaorGirl:
The important parts have been bolded

Thank you for that

fvck:
Congratulations to him...




Dude just reminded me of one Yoruba local girl that forms porch,any small thing Oporrr

when she does not know what else to say

Mmmmmmmmm oppoooor
Dude is an amazing skit maker
Congratulations to him

Time to wake up my grandad and grandma,the time for sleeping is over.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine and 4 cups of Schnapps make I use celebrate this great news.
Barman! Play me " blessings upon blessings" by Simi and Eminem.

This post long sha,when I read am I go comment.

First of all,just know this life is like a potato and a big mystery.
Life works out for people differently and nobody can tell you why cause it's a mystery.

Someone will do good and will reap bad,
Someone will do bad and reap good,
Someone will do good and reap good,
Someone will do bad and reap bad,

Someone can be a cultist for a long period of time,killing and causing mayhems then repent and still have a good life to some extent
And someone can join the same cult and die before he /she sabi even shake.
So I'm trying to let you know life works out differently.

Someone will do it once and it will work out
Someone will do it many times before it will works out
And Someone will do it and it won't work out at all.
Na life jare.

Is this playing?
This news is totally absurd! Bomb by mistake?
Abeg bring me that pilot,make I reason him one one one.
Shey na confusion or he was so scared that it got to his brain and he started misbombing up and down?

Dj! 20 kegs of palmwine ASAP,I can not use ordinary eyes to reason this news.
Barman! Play me "This country tire pesin" by Robert Mugabe and Ramsey Noah.

while some make small money and start singing "stay out of your hood bro,nobody like you" this baba is making money and still rolling with the street normal normal.
I sure say if na kunle get this fame na to dey sing "I started from the gutter"
na we be gutter be that o,na why we kuku seize his voice for midnight.

Dj! Bring me 5 palmwine make me sef go the ways of the forefathers.
Barman! Play me "Street love" by Celine dion and Naira marley.

Make him too no whine the officer nau
Small play the office go start to dey ask him the receipt of his tyres.

Dj! 2 Cup of fufu and plate of palmwine
Barman! Play me "No whine me" by Dbanj and Beyonce.