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David which way nau?
Why you no invite me too? I no dey like this kind rough play o.
He be chiefpriest and I be chiefpriest also nau.

Dj! Bring me 5 cups of fufu and 2 plate of palmwine to calm down
Barman! Play me "Una wan make me vex" by Justin Bieber and Naira marley.

I'm sure he did not buy it from the profit of his investment or which business man go dey wear 500milli watch for this naija.
Surely na from looting money and as per say them don over steal money and na to dey waste am remain.

Dj! No bring me anything
Barman! Play me"The Legal armed robbers" By Fela and 2pac.

Make them make that adultery punishment nation wide abeg.
You bring in a bastard like this them sentence you to life imprisonment,you're worse than the devil himself or herself.

You're not a virgin but you want a virgin

Dj! Bring me 4 keg of palmwine, 200 kolanuts, 10 alligator pepper and 1 Schnapps I wan do something to this OP
Barman! Play me"The Virgins are gone" By Chinua Achebe and Cardi B.

Wait so this baba go dey climb chair if they wan kiss?
No kissing in public niyen
Hope this baba no go dey chop quick knock for head if he offend this lady.

I think I might marry a lady taller than myself also
It will be kind of weird to be honest but I love weird.
Kudos to this brother,he is my role model .

Dj! 4 cups of solid palmwine to digest this news well
Barman! Play me "the giant wife" by Goliath and Kevin Hart.

Check the A series of Samsung
You will see the ones with 6/8gb with massive space

Good of her

First of all, never you allow somebody else to manipulate you or try to control you.
You will loose yourself by trying to please them.
As long as you're not being clingy to other ladies (because that's wrong,you should definitely respect your partner ) then you're not doing anything wrong.
Women like that will chase all the good ladies around you away and may start targeting your sisters,then your friends and if care is not taken your family members.

You better discuss well with her now and iron out every issues before marriage.
It is either you agree to her pressure and never discuss with other ladies,let her control your life due to her own fear and insecurity, let her manipulate the hell out of your life,let her control your life as she please, let her start cheating when she thinks you're dating those girls too because she's not capable of trust OR you put your foot down and talk sense into her head then let her make the choice either to behave well or leave.

Dj! 3 cups of cold palmwine with alligator pepper to calm down
Barman! Play me " there's fire on the mountain" by Fireboy and Cardi B.

Kai! My clush and pedal back then
Live Long and live well.

Dj! 4 kegs of palmwine, 2 for me,1 for Op and 1 for Rita.
Barman! Play me "Happy birthday" by Chiwetalu Agu and Nicki minaj.

Wow!
Big man with Big doings
Pastor em! Shey I fit see like 0.5 percent of that money, e get one thing wey mesef wan build.

Dj! Reason me 4 kegs of palmwine to relax while I wait for response from pastor
Barman! Play me any slow song.

Good of them
Waiting for tinubu and atiku own too
Political banters between their various supporters dey sweet me.

You see these guys are bastards
The same Muric that wrote how Muslims were not treated well and not give much holiday like the Christians Or the Muric that said the Next president must be another Muslim but from the South even though buhari is a Muslim.
The same Muric that will threaten violence and will say Muslims are not treated fairly whenever they see chance to manipulate things.
The same muric that will threaten violence if Christian- Christian tickets is put in place.
If I see him face to face I will tell him he is a mad idiot and muslim-muslim ticket won't work.

Dj! 2 keg of palmwine make I use am calm down
Barman! Play me "hypocritical bastards" by Fela and Methuselah.

That one is is the problem of buhari,tinubu and shekau.
No Muslim will allow Christian-Christian candidates nor even take it lightly the way Christians are taking the Muslim-Muslim candidates.
Any Muslims that says it does not matter is a mad fellow and total hypocrite because they will threaten war and mayhems through all available channels if the reverse was the case.
I hate no religion or tribe but I will never stand with hypocrisy and that's final.

Dj! 4 bottles of palmwine and 4 kolanuts
Barman! Play me "He no go win" by Korede Bello and Jason Derulo.

Her name would not be forgotten in the history of the university for this evil done to those men that thought free sex is truly free.
Also she's not only sick in her body only,she's sick in her mind and soul,why infecting people with HIV?that's pure evil tbh.
I for say She should be prosecuted but no need to even do that since she will die soon.
God Have Mercy on Brother Chucks,Kunle and Audu and their girlfriends.
The reason I practice total celibacy, being a Chiefpriest is totally paying off.


Dj! 1 keg of palmwine to reason this news further
Barman! Play me "The walking poison" by Harry Porter and Jayjay Okocha.

Normally I no care who win or loose
Politicians are the same to me.
But you see another fulani or another Muslim after buhari is something I can't support I will rather be pleased another bad Politician become the president.
This one con finally bring Muslim - Muslim president,try Christian-Christain candidates and see if MURIC no go type long epistle of violence and their fellow religion leaders will start saying mean words.

This Op get spiritual ment!
When the clergy talk say to dey breastfeed the husband?
Or breastfeed the husband only?
Tweaking a clergyman words for views and likes ba?
Some of you people deserve small hammer tap for head.

Dj! Bring 1 keg of palmwine to palmwine to celebrate the new couple.
Barman! Play me "Oh happy day" by Abacha and 2pac

Thank God no causality
A big win to the human race and a big loss to the plane
But the pilot funny o "please remain calm?" ,na who and you wan remain calm? I go don use head burst open one window make I disappear from there.

Dj! Give me 4 pot of palmwine, 2 kolanut and 3 plate of peppersoup.
Barman play me" this plane is on fire" by Fireboy and Aquaman.

She kissed and started breathing like anaconda, what's her issue?
If she was not interested in the kissing and romance but your guy wanted to force her then she started breathing like that, that means your guy na bastard son of a thousand fathers.
But she kissed nau,or na me no get your write up well?
maybe she's just scared and also that does not guarantee she's a virgin though.
A real virgin and the one that's not keen on having anything to do with men or break her virginity will not start visiting men to the extent kissing and romancing go dey sup.
Maybe she be "omo elegbe" and her spiritual husband no give her permission.

Dj! Bring me 4 cups of palmwine with peppersoup and plenty kolanuts to decipher this post very well
Barman! Play me "the chronicles of the virgins" by Ed Sheeran and Tiwa Savage.

Soon no dey finish nau
Strike,insecurity,corruption and all bad things in the country will end when the "soon" is replaced with "now"
But for now,let us keep enjoying the "soon" and the "Asun"

Dj! Bring me 4 cups of palmwine with 1 goat Asun as soon as possible.
Barman! Play me "the soon country" by Fela and Kim kardashian.

Lol something that the planning to rig the election is already in place.
I was in osun in the last governorship election and I experienced what rigging actually means.
Thugs are in place for the rigging and mayhems
Even government forces will aid in the rigging.
Naija politicians are bastards for real.

Well I only pity your mum just a little because she should have refused to date the married man.
Your mum and the man committed the sin but you were/are affected by their own selfishness.
Also that man is a really stupid man,he knows he does not want a child outside his family and he still decided to cheat? He should be flogged with electricity pole 70 times.
Op don't dwell in the past, your mum made a mistake and I don't know why,only your mum can tell you the reason.
Your own responsibility is to love your mum well,work hard to give her a good life,work hard to give yourself a good life and work hard to show that stupid man that you and your mum can make it in life without his support.
You're not unlucky bro,you are not.

Why will anybody take this news serious before?
When no be say he wan start dey do ritual,why he go wan marry 11 years old?
Marry that small Emmanuella when he already has a colony of pretty women.
If baba wan marry sef,he will definitely go for another fine and matured lady.

Dj! 4 cups of palmwine,2 for me,1 for Ned and 1 for the Op.
Barman! Play me "The young love" by Buhari and Ariana Grande.

5k back then no be small money but no be say na one big money also
Thank God for for the new set of actors, actresses and musicians. They are working and earning good money unlike the old legends that really suffered.
Social media really helped these new set of actors and actresses and now some are mixing acting with doing skits and cruise to gain more Popularity.
YouTube sef no small in helping them make extra dollars.
Make Brother Aguba sha try stay happy and make best use of this second opportunity.

Dj! 1 wrap of Fufu, 1keg of palmwine, 1 catfish,1 tilapia fish,1 Snail and 1 crab.
Barman! Play me "this life be somehow" Nicki minaj and Timi Dakolo.

Congratulations to him for dancing
Congratulations to his citizens for getting a dancing president
Congratulations to the op for seeing a president that like dancing
Congratulations to the dancer,the dancing and the dancee.

Dj! 2 keg of palmwine to reason this news because I no understand am.
Barman! Play me "the dancing mantis" by Obafemi Martins and Superman.

I don't know her,she no sabi me too but I hope she wins.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine make I use clear my eyes well
Barman! Play me "A Queen and More" by Wasiu Ayinde and Priyanka Chopra.

How much of this to buy that black sweet "baba dudu"?
Them don mess up this country

Dj! 3 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me,1 for Op and 1 for the woodcutter on that money.
Barman! Play me "there was a country" by Cardi B and Timi Dakolo.

Village people showing off who get power pass

But no be lala be that for that coner?
Lala! Uncle Lalaaaa!
Lala the father of python,
The python king on the iron throne,
Lala the unburnt,
The slithering and venomous king himself,
The elder brother of king lala of opobo
We hail thee!

Dj! 1 solid keg of palmwine to reduce the shock of this post
Barman! Play me "Snake in the Eagle shadow" by Bruce Lee and Portable.

I find this hard to believe, but you know corolla guys get anger issues.
Make one corolla guy no go vex spoil range rover back light make better fight no sup for church.
But on a serious note now,I find this hard to believe and I will definitely change that church if this is true.
I don't like to judge but I will say that church is corrupted already, unless the pastor can give me a very good reason for the arrangement.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine with 5 plates of peppersoup.
Barman! Play me "na church be this?" By Elon Musk and Davido.

Na why you have to open your eyes well when choosing a partner.
It is not about fine face and curves anymore, except you be yahoo boy sha.
I know ladies that post "if you don't even have money don't try to hi me" and I know ladies that are working hard and using tech skills to earn sweet dollars every month.
What can you even do for someone that passed through various levels of education and still can stand on her own except a man is in the picture?

Dj! Abeg 4 cups of palmwine to reason this matter further
Barman! Play me "This life sef" by Barack Obama and Yemi Alade

Great write up
I advise you to go for foreign men and you can show this your brilliant post to your sisters and daughters.
Don't accept any black man,infact if they try to woo you please tell them you will rather die and rot in hell than marry any black man.
Op incase you don't have money to travel abroad, you can start with dating apps.
You really made a life changing research and you should try to publish it in newspaper and write it as a book to be distributed to your fellow black women.


Dj! Bring me 5 pot of palmwine with 2 egg
Barman! Play me "The diary of a black lady" by Tiwa savage and Justin Bieber.

Datboredberri:
Took you ten minutes to write this? Shame...

Took me few seconds actually, so the shame is on you.

Op prefer foreign men to black men, so who am I to try and change her opinion?
Don't tell me you were expecting me to bash her? Lol only bitter souls like Op herself will waste their time.
Please you people should all go for foreign men and leave black men alone.
Life no be war.