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Na like e dey start
Mad fifu!

Check well if he carry any dangerous weapon with his charm,interrogate and kill him after.

Interrogate them and kill them after

One mentally deranged slowpoke will just come online and start giving statistics because something happened to her or a friend,and the worse part is they won't even give the real gist.
Who told her to use "Many"? She could have use "My friend and 2 of her friends " instead of coming online with stupid statistics.
Also no man,I repeat no man will take a loser over a successful woman but a woman (either successful or not) with toxic or stupid characters will definitely remain single until she fix the character and the same goes for a man.
Although many ladies will stay with toxic men as long as they can take care of their needs and baby girl lifestyle.

Ok

The hustle is real
You were probably focused too much on taking pictures that you gave no attention to your bag
No vessss dear

Don't mind those tagging you,they are set of misandrists and feminists that knows nothing about feminism,so they expect you to be bitter like them and support evil.
Not a redpiller or anything but
How does being a Redpiller support pedophiles and violence?
Redpiller is about not being a mumu man that use all his life to please women.

Well wedding is not an excuse to bet on man United to win Liverpool.
We arise,we move and we step
A big echo to all the bet9ja Lords,may your money no finish,may you win big and revenge for those that lost big .

Of course there are good,kind and lovable humans alive,just the bad ones are given too much attention to make it look like everybody is bad.
God bless the man
Once I start making steady money,random and anonymous help is on my list.

I hate people that steal other people's property fr.
Make them locate am give am 200 lashes and rub alligator pepper and weed
Make he high from bumbum.

Cried cause of birthday party? what an emotional moment for an emotional lad.
But considering women are stingy when it comes to spending their own money,I understand his happiness.

Now you wan craze as you know say you don price market wey big pass you.
You go pay o unless the dude na good man,if not you got collect wotowoto.
Next time you no go dey form Fast and The Angry for Naija Road.

She's at the stage that all that matters is living above her means and she will do anything no matter how bad or irritating to achieve her goals.
Thank God your brain signal not to have sex,maybe you for don carry one disease or turn into her ATM machine.

Dj! 4 cups of palmwine, 2 for me and 2 for Op
Barman! Play me and Op "U be Winner" By Kanye West and Taribo West.

Baba wey still dey find money to feed himself and family con go jam better agbako car,why he no go craze?

Baba wey dey find money to chop and feed his family Come go jam better agbako car,why he no go wan mad instantly.

Well good for him,good for you and good for those he gave #100M
May God bless him
But still No to Muslim-Muslim tickets
Na pure madness be that,2 people that will be quick to see you as infidels when matter sup.

Apart from Obasanjo and Yar'adua the rest of the previous presidents are animals.

This Op don inherit craze from the madman down his street.

Run from your girlfriend na demon she be,no ask me how I sabi.

Ok

Thank God!
This is a great news
Congratulations to them and to the family


Dj! Abeg 200 keg of palmwine for this couple
Barman! Play me "Day of Joy" By Portable and Rihanna.

TinubuAdvocate1:
werey Dey disguise

Which werey dey for your family?

Nothing go sup actually
You may think you're evil but some people are actually the devil himself
The only thing is,behave yourself and respect yourself then people will respect you.
Even though it is online,I'm careful of what I say and type but once you reason me anyhow i will do the same to you.
If you bash people it is only pure stupidity to think they won't bash you back,like who are you?
You dey feed them? You dey improve their lives in any way?
Anything you be, you be am for your pocket and papa compound o.
So it won't really matter what nairaland do,if you mess with people,they will mess with you.

1 pi is what?
Bitcoin the father of coins sef no reach that one

This Op is Mad like that twitter guy
Both of you are mentally deranged idiots
So because of his twitter posts that's why his brother got kidnapped?
So you're rushing here with this news and terming it karma?
God forbid but if tomorrow your wife/kid gets shot by kidnappers we should say it's karma for trying to mock the dude cause of his predicament?

Incase your brain dey leak
The igbos can bash other tribes
The hausas can bash other tribes
The yorubas can bash other tribes.

Even if you chop winsh and wizard together you no fit try am for here.
Your ment go respect your parent's ment after 2 solid backhand slap wey fit cause convulsion.
Omo! This pikin go give these people problem tire,because how your pikin no go listen to you?
Well na their problem sha

Dj! Bottle of Schnapps and Black man Palmwine with plenty Kolanuts.
Barman! Play me "Their way no be our way" by Fela and John Rockefeller.

Wetin c dey do on the list?
Who yam help? Abeg remove am.
Please if you see anybody that choose anything else apart from "c" just help me get their picture and address.
Me and that person go fight man to man or man to woman sef.
I go supply the kobokos and canes needed to fight each other.

Dj! Supply me 1 keg of palmwine make I dey use am monitor people's comments.
Barman! Play me "war go soon start" by Martin Luther King and Yemi Alade.

Haha! Is this playing?
Women and money though
Thank God she no turn to yam but it can't be juju though maybe the dollar is doused with something harmful.

Thief no get age sha,see how this matured beautiful thief wan implicate the whole family like this.

Dj! Bring me 2 kegs of palmwine make I use am reason this matter further.
Barman! Play me "say no to stealing" by Rihanna and daddy showkey.

E don tey sha
Got the site from my elder brother many years ago but I no dey check the site until 2017 sha.
Now i can't do without nairaland for news,updates and daily douse of violence between red pillers,feminists,misogynist and misandrists.

Them talk say pesin eyelashes reach the lips,this one above me talk say cute.
No dey smoke Japanese weed you no go hear.

I really hope something can be done to help this baby to prevent discomfort when the baby start growing.
This thing will definitely affect his/her eyes,I can't imagine life for this sweet thing when he/she start growing and the lashes start growing also.

Dj! Bring me 1 keg of palmwine to reason this post and learn more medical terms
Barman! Play me "Stranger things" by Doctor strange and Obasanjo.

Relationship nowadays sucks fr,nothing real anymore.
Most of the relationship is BTW bunch of lazy girls that wants to sell their vagina to make sure their needs are taken care of and bunch of senseless dudes that wants to pay money to get lady that will open legs for them.
Lol and they will tell you that's a serious relationship.
Me I no want that,I go stay alone until I see something different.

Dj! 2 Cup of palmwine to reason this post further
Barman! Play me "Love is gone" By 2pac and 2face.

Chai!!!!
When you think you can't be shocked anymore, Gbam! Another shocking news will show face.
Is it poverty or the thrill of competition that made him loose his life for £10K?
Rip brother,may you do better in the next life.
Your service to humanity won't be forgotten so soon
Your wife and kids no go forget you
Your governor will not forget you
Your president no fit forget you
Be a good ghost and hunt people that likes to drink alcohol too much so you can save them from premature death.