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yanabasee:
This is more than jungle justice....


You don't steal from the wrong people.... They will have you suffer for it....




There was a thief who was a real terror back then... Would make everyone tremble... and would steal at ease.... One day he went to rub a native doctor... And he casted a spell on him... Dude couldn't believe himself... He was turned into a goat.... A goat who could speak with human voice... His gang member scampered and left the town...

Stealing is bad and don't even think of it... Go out there and do your best.

Lies.

One thing I know for sure is Africans are very poor at using video camera. What is there in getting a full shot of the thing if not trying to deceive gullible people into believing that actually happened.

odinson1:
When we warn you stubborn men not to ever get married,you won't listen.
I believe she's behaving like that because she's in Europe. She has all the power there and can destroy your life in mere seconds if she wills it so.
If you divorce her,the house and car will go over to her,yes?

House you deh pay mortgage for abi car on finance? She takes it, she pays for it.

If he can do it. I will back him up.




No body should mention me that he is apc, after the fulanis backed a clueless president because he is Fulani.

Why shouldn't they? I thought they're women too. This madness, we must finish it oh...

UK does not produce oil nor gas, but we still gas and fuel easily although it added a little money.


Nigeria that produces oil, what's the excuse?

Thrycimacus:
Hello guys I'm in need of a solution. I started dating my babe since last year, and we plan on getting married this year.

Believe me, I'm completely in love with her. Since I met this girl, it's as though every other girl isn't worth my time. I would say that we love ourselves to the best of my knowledge.

I didn't ever believe that my babe was a cheat, so I don't suspect her, neither do I read her text messages , nor even ask who called her and all that.

Something stupid happened today though. I checked my babes whatsapp chat out of curiosity without her permission (please guys forgive me for that). She was working on a project beside me while I was reading her chat.

I noticed she wasnt comfortable as I told her I only wanted to preview her whatsapp stickers. As I spent more time with her phone, she became so worried that she had to get her phone, asking what I was doing with her phone.

I told her I was reading her chat, then she got real angry, that I shouldn't have read her messages. There are contents there she doesnt want me to see.

Pretending as though I havent seen anything yet, I asked her , which content? Then she was already angry and collected her phone.

I tried getting g her phone but to no avail. Then I sat her down. Babe tell me, are you a lesbian ? She vehemently denied, asking why I will even ask her such question. Then I told her about her chat with one girl. She was trying to defend her self that the chat doesnt mean anything. The said chat was actually lesbian related.

I asked my babe, is the girl you were chatting with a lesbian, she said yes. I said fine, give me your phone let me continue reading then if you have nothing to hide from me. She refused.

I told her that her refusal only means 1 thing, and that can threaten our very relationship...

To cut the low g story short, at some point, she began to cry. I told her I knew she was a lesbian from that chat, I only wanted her to tell me with her mouth. She didnt directly admit it though, but she said that she was working on fixing her problem.

Admit it baby, so I know if its something I can fix with you, babe said she will tell me everything tomorrow, that she can't get herself to discuss anything with me today. With this, I had to understand and let her go. Hopefully tomorrow she can confide in me finally about her (I suppose) lesbian affairs.

Honestly I love this babe. Up until today, i have always believed that she loves me too. But this revelation is really threatening to destroy my future with her.

Before she left today , after I must have given her my word that telling me all her dark truth will not stop me from loving her, she said I was saying those just so she can open up. That if I leave her or change my behaviour towards her when she tell me what shes been hiding, it will not be good.

Please guys, how do I face this serious problem now in a mature way ?

Please I'm not here to play, I need mature contributions.

I created a new account for privacy sake

Homosexuality is something of alien in Nigeria. The Bible detest it. But we are humans first before what we believe in.


Here's something you should do. It is not easy coming out of the closet. It is obvious you can not marry her again, make her understand that, unless you want to. Try to support her, be her friend because, now she needs a friend more than anything. Also, keep it to yourself.

Disgusting set of people.

Social media, the fall of black man.

After now, one bastard will say Tecno is better than Samsung.

ubunja:
Women wish to be both the wwhore and the Madonna to their men, women are ready to be both, but it's the men who don't have the mental capacity to accept it.

With the alpha Fuccs, beta Bucks women wish to find the alpha fuccs who has the Beta Bucks - but men are most times unable to be that guy because it's hard to master sex and also master money simultaneously. A man can only focus on one at a time. Hence usually the gym rats are broke while the rich men have shiity bodies. Each man picked a struggle and focused on it.

Now, with the Madonna/Whóřė complex men once more are found lacking, but this time MENTALLY.

Men approach the issue logically. Like the situation in the picture below: When the girlfriend wanted to bring her boyfriend a chick, the boyfriend used his logic and concluded his girlfriend will later on want to bring a guy for herself. To even everything.

Men don't mind this situation per se, but not with a woman they love. No.
Men want the normal and the freaky to come from different women. While women want to be both the normal and the freaky to their man.

You can bring out the hoe in a virgin and have both the normal and the freaky in one person. Nothing is stopping you but YOURSELF. Your mindset. Your logics.

Bringing out the hoe in a woman is called "turning a woman out". It's not a very common topic even in the redpill itself. But search for it and give yourself time and your efforts will be rewarded.

Turning a woman out is beyond the sexual imprint. Because many women will live and die without being turned out. And a woman will be turned out at any point whether she's an 18 yr old virgin or a 30 year old single mother or a 50 yr old grandma.
You know a woman has met a man who has turned her out when she says, "it was like I was having sex for the first time", and that time she has a body count in the dozens. She has met that dick that has canceled all the others. And that man owns her soul. After him all other men don't matter. Even if she doesn't marry that guy she forever remains his slave. And this has nothing to do with dick size, the man's body whether fit or whatever,, it's something just beyond everything. Pïmps specialize in this type of shiit. Because this type of shiit, a man can only be taught by WOMEN. And Pïmps most times are taught everything by prostitutes so you can best believe they can bring out a hoe from any woman any time of day.

In closing,, on the issue of prostitutes and paying for sex,, it would be far far far beneficial to a guy to pay women TO TEACH HIM HOW TO FUCC. Instead of paying for sex,pay for SEX LESSONS. And it doesn't have to be a prostitute. The reason women flock to Players for sex is that Players know how to fucc. But Players know how to fucc cause they're fuccing a lot. Most men don't have the necessary body count to know how fucc. If you've slept with barely 10 women you won't be a master of anything. You need bigger numbers. Or you can get a woman to give you all the training you need. And to make sure she brings you to top speed consider paying her. Now, Women are the masters of sex and even an 18 yr old girl knows more about sex than an 81 yr old man. Your own young sister is light years ahead of you when it comes to knowing about sex. This is simply because women have sex more, don't pay for it, and have had the huge numbers of men it takes to understand how sex works. Unfortunately that knowledge is useless for women cause every new guy a woman dates, she has to perform a factory reset and "wipe the device" and start on a fresh clean slate by pretending to be a prude who has slept with only 3 guys and doesn't know how to even suck a dick. But best believe the knowledge is in there. That's why when a woman has hoed too much she'll start to desire a virgin guy. Cause she now wants to pass that knowledge on to another guy. She wants a student to train. Which is why prostitutes create a pïmp.
The sad truth is The majority of men don't know how to fucc, they only know how to have sex. Girls are always surprised when they meet a guy who can fucc properly - after sex, one girl straight up said to me, "I thought you didn't know!".
Men can't fucc, That's why many women have never orgasmed from sex.
But see, men have never really had any reason to learn to be good fuccers in the first place because they impress women with money, not with sex. If a man spends on a woman to have access to the pussy, he'll be damned if he fucced her to satisfy HER. After all the work to get the pussy, a man is having sex FOR HIMSELF. No one cares about what the woman wants. All the 80% of men don't care. But now this creates a gap. Women are getting fucced a lot, but it's not the sex they're dying for. This gap is where the gigolo and the Male prostitutes come in.
Ask yourself, in a world of billions of sex hungry men who'll pay any price just to fucc, why are women paying for sex? It's because all those billions of men are only in it for themselves. They don't give a fucc about what the women want. This is the typical mindset of the typical man that creates a world of sexually unfulfilled women,, and women will welcome any man who approaches them to be taught and trained in the art of sex. But will men's egos permit this?

This game is more of swallowing your ego to be better.

FavourWrites:
Please help me Nairalander! Do I have a medical problem? Why do I forget things a lot?

Here’s the thing, I am someone who forgets things a lot. This may not sound like a big deal to you, but this problem is ruining the relationship I have with people.

There’ll be times when my friends would call telling me to do stuff for them, and the next day when we meet and they ask for the feedback, I’ll be there looking stupid because I didn’t remember them calling me at all. This is a problem because most times they think I faking the fact that I failed to remember.

I’ll be nineteen in a few months but I’m seriously worried for myself. I’m the kind of person who buys about three PEN every single day because I always forget where I dropped the last ones.

Don’t get me wrong, I do well in school, I currently have a 4.8 CGPA. The things I’m taught in school always seem to stick in my head, but every other thing doesn’t.

I have lost a lot of valuable friends because of this. Yes! It’s that bad.

There was a time I had a huge quarrel with a toxic friend, we ended up breaking up our friendship. But when the next semester began, I started wondering why she wasn’t talking to me. I tried approaching her but she ignored me.

I didn’t understand her behavior until the day I was flipping through my diary where I read that I had quarreled with her.

Please, I need help! My mum complains a lot about my behavior! Do I have a medical condition?

This problem is so bad that I had to buy a bracelet that connects my phone to my hand because I have lost count of how many times my phone slipped out of my hands.
If not for the sound that my phone makes when it hits the floor, I never would have known that it slipped off my hands.

I can’t write all of the experiences I’ve had, but please I need help! I’m tired of carrying a book Jotter/planner around, and I’m tired of setting an alarm for something small like “TAKE THE CUP BACK TO THE KITCHEN".

HELP ME!

Go to hospital and have yourself checked.

kolnel:
Proud of you guys
For fighting for humanity.
Naija yahoo boys should learn from them, and use the knowledge to fight injustice.

Which knowledge do most naija yahoo guys have? Is it how to talk to white women and how is it relevant in IT world?

emmaodet:
Regexxxxxxxxz

ubunja:
There are places online which are safe places for women where they come to discuss their shenanigans and compare notes. The shiit you'll read there will put you off women if you ain't strong enough...

Can I get access to such places? If you don't mind.

Double0h7:
There's all sorts of laws broken here... even the way she was dealing with the situation was unprofessional. She was supposed to communicate with the old lady, and try to talk her down, not ignoring her, and allow her to get herself worked up. The recording is a violation though.

Exactly. The issue here is blacks love to be pitied. When going into that job wasn't she explained the rudiments of that job? I trust the whites to handle this issue. She has broken the safeguarding law of negligence. She should be dealt with accordingly.

officialwdhtv:
If u listen carefully, there was a part the caregiver mentioned that she is recording and would show the video to the woman's daughter. She was employed by the old woman's daughter to take care of her and she turned out to be a pain in the a*s

And yeah, i think she definitely has some mental issues or she got "the old people syndrome" that makes them to just get angry at anything lol

She could have called her employer and told her what's going on and that she can't work again.

First of all, she's not supposed to record it. There's what we call service user confidentiality in care. This is where the image be it moving or static of the service user, what they told you their address and basically everything concerning them remains private.

Second of all, the smart thing she would have done was to call the manager and report this incident, and then document it. And ask to leave.

Let's get things straight here. A lot of these service users/client/residents are suffering from dementia. They do not understand most times what they're doing. It is unfair that she video taped her without her consent. If I were the service user child, if sue her, if I were the company she's working for, I'd sue her.


One thing is to abused and another is to still remain there to garner pity instead doing what you ought to do.

She must be fuel attendant. Dasol

pansophist:
gentlebullet spoke my mind. Learn to research things yourself. I don't know the answer to your questions, and if I want to know, I'll just Google it. Something you can also do. This is why agent are scamming lots of people in Nigeria. The lack of relying on themselves and expecting someone else to do the research for them.

Living outside Nigeria especially in the west is a true test of independence. You must know how to research and do things yourself, and if you have to ask me for something as basic as googling for schools and their fees, then how would you handle far more complicated stuff upfront? This is not a bash, it just have to be said.

Honestly, this is the truth. You realize you abroad when you can't turn around and ask bystanders where you are and or where you are going to.


You have to use google maps or any kinda map.

Cyntie55:
https://www.nairaland.com/6906383/younger-brother-bone-throat-pls
Good evening Nairalanders.
Last year, I created the above thread, how my younger brother set 70k on fire, some people did not believe me. But Thank God that 3 nairalanders saw the video evidence when they PM me and I hope they come across this thread so they could testify. I also want to thank everyone for the great and helpful advice.

Although, ever since then, he has been maintaining his lane, he barely talks to me, he greets my dad like he's being forced to greet. And am not happy with his lifestyle, he's my only brother and I need advice pls.

My brother is into yahoo yahoo, he comes home late at night (12 or 1am), sometimes he won't return home till the next day, he keeps wayward friends, he drinks alcohol, he smokes and do drugs {I haven't caught him red-handed smoking, but I'm not a child, his eyes are always red and dim}

My brother is a 2'1 graduate in Economics dept. From uniben. He's refused to get a job... Okay let assume there is no job in Nigeria, my dad's friend offered him a job in Lagos he refuse to go, learn a skill or trade he refused... Okay further your education {probably masters or professional courses} he refused.

We're neither rich nor poor, just an average family. My dad make sure we don't lack basic amenities. There is a roof over our head, he sent us to school, there's always food at home, he advice us despite he's not educated but as a traditional man he's full of wisdom.

Am concerned about my brother because of the high rate of ritual killings and yahoo plus whatever.... Am scared and worried, I don't want my brother to be involved in such crime.

Right now as am typing, my brother is not at home, I don't even know my brother's whereabouts. If one ask me where is your brother? I can't vague of his whereabouts but he returns home very late, sometimes till the next day.

Sometimes our parents are not to be blame for the evil and atrocities done by their children in our society, Honestly some children are from the pit of hell.

My dad has done his best but no changes, he has washed his hands away from his life but deep down I know he's not happy. Nairalanders please, how do I advice my brother.

The best thing is to be indifferent to your brother. You can not force one to change. One changes by oneself.

Lexusgs430:
Still available........ Soup wey sweet.........

Na person weh sabi cook cook am.

obembet:
I see the quarter final to be

Madrid ,MAN CITY,LIVERPOOL, BAYERN, CHELSEA,JUVENTUS,AJAX and Manchester United.


PSG vs MAN CITY

LIVERPOOL vs AJAX

CHELSEA vs BAYERN

Manchester United vs JUVENTUS


Semi final


Liverpool vs Manchester City

MANCHESTER UNITED vs Madrid

FINAL


Liverpool VS Manchester United

WINNERS

MANCHESTER UNITED

congratulations

Quoted just to save the prediction.

I was in London yesterday, and I saw nothing.

a4cube:
Don't you people also call Igbo politicians thieves? The banter is two ways but you guys take it serious.

They call igbo politicians thief and we agree with them cause they're not lying.


We call their's thief and they pick offense case we are not lying either.

Bread and egg is now good cook? I don't understand again.

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd have just said throw some poisoned fish in the ceiling or simply fumigate your house but no.

I've scanned my head, racked my brain, undressed my senses and rearranged my understanding to ponder over your post but I still have not and may not understand the essence of telling us about the girl who slept over in your house in this 'cat-in-my-ceiling' tale.

How does that relate to the subject matter?
Apparently to recieve accolades that your girl-game must be good if you could consummate new kpekus within a week.

But if your game was that good, a girl who came to pass the night in your house won't be sleeping already at the middle of the night,

If you were a maestro in the sheets, just the intensity of that lady's moans would have driven even evil spirits away from your roof.

The sex must have been really awful for cats and rodents to cry out in protest for the poor girl.

Too bad you made a mess of your shot, I doubt she'd visit again.
I can only imagine the sore sight the unlucky girl must have had to endure, limp preek dangling in an oversized boxers as you poked the ceiling with a mopstick.

Next time you're going to be shagging a girl, use a hotel.

It's not fair that a lady would climb three flights of stairs just for a poor shag.
Tomorrow, you'd join in complaining about women with yam-legs.

Na your mouth go kill you.

We go still hear say them attack Jos

Black men.


PETA will soon come for him.

Ladycewhy:
Most men dont like women.


I have personally heard a married man say " after devil fear women" and it struck me hard. If he feels that way about women in general ,then one would want to wonder why he is even married to a woman in the first place.

Did it ever occur to you that it is a woman who made him make that statement? I would just let you bask in you stupidity.

Loewe:
You're saying nonsense. Do you know what the average man passes through while women are given softer rules and preferential treatment?
You're talking about history, were men spared in the cruel history of humanity?

How many times have police men harassed you on the road just for being a woman?

How many times have you disrespected men and got away with it?

How many women dress half naked and still claim right despite the visual harassment.

Please just getat!

Never argue with an idiot, or else they will bring down to their level and beat you with experience.

Oh please. That's not new.

BonPatrick:
Good morning guys I leave alone and I don't know how to cook soup but can cook stew and others so I called my ex girlfriend yesterday and she is married last year so she came we went to market and buy food stuffs and she cooked for me. I want to know if is wrong for a married lady to do that?

Bro, it is not wrong as long as you no force the babe. Even, if she gives you ukwu, collect. She no be daft weh suppose know say she don marry. You no suppose think your own, think her own.