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When the man decides to dictate what he had prepared before in class for the students, they will say he doesn't know what he's doing.


Now he's solving it with them in class and is stuck, the least the students could do was shut up and watch him or even try to help. They instead chose to make a mockery of him.


God punish the man who cursed Africans.

pocohantas:
Of course I am older than them and not their spec- thankfully so!

What exactly would I be doing with younglings that wear pencil jeans, graphic tees, earrings and cross-bags. Guys that hop into their ES 330 and start blasting Zlatan and Naira Marley’s music while driving like retards. Guys that give themselves nicknames like Splash-Money and Izu-Wire-Wire. Guys that sleep knowing someone is crying, maybe dead because of their actions. Guys that spend their lives evading and settling law enforcement agencies.

You mean I should be angry that these sets of guys do not find me desirable? I do hope your partner uses protection to knack you. This level of shallowness can easily pass for an STI.

He's dead. He didn't survive the hit.

Skepticus:
I also had that in mind. I no wan talk "too much" not to break the heart of our lover boy.

OK...

skywalker240:
When the Orcas are talking, dumb irrelevant Crayfish ought to shut its stinking mouth

When the Buffalos grace the meadows, dumb irrelevant Goat ought to busy itself with its yam.


When Animals with horns are comunicating, what the hell is the dumb stupid irrelevant old viper doing there?

when Men with working dicks are talking, dumb, big for nothing useless and castrated Eunochs ought to shut up their dickless self.


in layman terms just for the dumbo am replying to understand (thats even if the dumbo will)


When a Geek is talking, an ineffectual Tech Buffoon ought to shut its buffoonic dirty, dumb, illiterate mouth.


when am talking, dumb tech illiterate kid like you ought to shut the disgusting anus you call mouth.

He is dead.

skywalker240:
Camon 17 2021


Camon 18 2021


moral of the story


OEM with fake ass inferior parts are bound to churn out another shinny object just to make people not to suspect, thereby swinging their attention from the old device, just so to prevent them from finding out the bitter .truth

Omo this means they're not even using quality materials to build these phones. Cause if they were, they will take time like other companies are in releasing new products.

Tonto's minions...

Skepticus:
She is likely telling you this because:
1. She doesn't like him
2. As she doesn't like him, he is the perfect guy to use in proving herself as a loyal wife.

If your wife is cheating on you, you won't ever mention the man she is doing it with.

You missed something. That chat could be a ploy. What's the best way to hide something if not in plain sight?

That man could be bedding her on a steady, but to take her husband's mind off of him, she showed him that chat, so the husband will only have it mind that she refused the man's proposal.

Pumpumking:
Bro she ugly please...lets be honest

And that is your problem how?

Offpointng:
Ekukesian

Which can be pronounced as: A - _Cock - Asian

Peaceyw:
Men gats dey careful

If men did whatever it takes to her theirs, they're a rapist.


Choi, this world.

saphiere:
We learn everyday.

We learn every day.

You learn any day.

Ashawo don drop quote.




But it's true.

Ilekokonit:
So sorry just saw your message as I hadn't logged in for months and I've lost the email details / access of the email address I used to open my account many years ago. Hope you managed to sort out the police issue.

How do I reach out to you?

Yeah... I was later arrested but God's grace was sufficient. I am out and was NFfA'd

franchasng:
All of them are pyramid scam, it will crash

Come, you deh do like Nepa... Where you deh all these while? You chop ban?

Kajaard:
The dudes middle name is SIMPson.

Ah swear. E go burst for en head soon.

saphiere:
Men are terrible

The woman was forced bah?


You are the most f00lish person I've ever seen on nairaland. Onye ara.

SIMPleton like him.

Ew

bukatyne:
Babies are switched in hospitals.

I know. But rarely does it happen.

bukatyne:
Also ensure you test that the wife is the mom (if the test is negative) so you have all your facts before engagement.

Come this one no follow. If the wife carried the pregnancy, why do testing again?

RedEnergy:
I'm one of your fans and your comedy gladdens my heart every time I watch on Instagram. Didn't even know you were divorced until today when I read your story here and it's quite sad. I know you feel hurt, I know your ex wife did you wrong but please for whatever love you once felt in your heart for her, and for the kindhearted person that you are, please don't treat her the way she is bad, but treat her the way you are good.

She might not be the mother of all your children but she is the mother of some and at some point she made you happy and her children for you make you happy. She's obviously in a bad place financially and throwing these reckless emotional outburst was just her own way, howbeit flawed and dumb, but nonetheless it was her live or die last resort of trying to beg for your help. Please I beg you, I know you come on Nairaland, I feel you do, please give your ex-wife some money to help her stand on her two feet with dignity again, she is and will always be the mother of your lovely children. Nobody can take that away from her, and no matter how terrible what she did to you is, she has also put a smile on your face before, even if just for one day.

For the sake of God, for the sake of your lovely children, for the sake of your kindhearted nature, please help her out with some of her financial requests like her house rent, and other stuff, as you are able to afford. God has really blessed you and will bless you more if you follow the path of forgiveness. Nobody is perfect, definitely not our women. Whether or not our relationship work out, we can still help out our ex-wives who gave us the children we love, who gave us the next generation. Thank you!


Sincerely,
Your IG fan!

Please stop being his fan. Ode.

Fan ko AC unit.

F00L

CAPSLOCKED:
GET YOUR SHĮT TOGETHER AND THROW YOURSELF A PARTY IF YOU CAN'T GET BACK WHAT YOU'VE SPENT.



YOUR BIGGEST OFFENCE IN LIFE IS HAVING FAITH IN A HUMAN BEING, A WOMAN ESPECIALLY.. ALONG WITH DOING "ALL" HER BIDDING LIKE A SHEEP.
TERRIBLE MISTAKE. NEVER ENDS WELL.

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE DEVASTATED OR CRY TO DEATH. SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU, IT'S REALLY THAT SIMPLE. EVEN IF YOU'VE GIVEN HER HEAVEN AND EARTH, IN HER BOOKS THERE'S NOT A SINGLE THING THAT YOU'VE DONE FOR HER.
IF IT'S POSSIBLE, EXTRACT YOUR REMAINING MONEY FROM HER POSSESSION NOW THAT SHE MAY STILL HAVE IT, THEN YOU HEAD STRAIGHT TO THIS THREAD FOR KNOWLEDGE: https://www.nairaland.com/6048178/reality-every-guy-need-know
YOU'RE ONLY 31, AND THERE'S STILL TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN THAT THERE'S NO WOMAN ALIVE THAT WILL LOVE YOU LIKE YOU SEE IN MOVIES NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR WHO YOU ARE, SO WHY WORRY ABOUT GETTING MARRIED JUST TO SIGN UP FOR INFIDELITY, PATERNITY FRAUD, WICKEDNESS AND UNENDING DRAMA??

THE REALITY OF THIS LIFE IS THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO FIGHT AGAINST IT AS MEN, THE RP TRUTH, WHICH IS UNIVERSAL JUST LIKE WOMEN'S NATURE, CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED.
- Martinez39s

You are back.


Welcome back mofo

Finally someone who knows and voiced the truth.

A country that knows what it takes to make men. A very good idea

MJBOLT:

The woman is not slapping him hard enough,she needs to do better so his brain will reset finally

Some people might be into BDSM... Just saying

Vabama:
After putting a ring on her finger ... her behavior change ...

From Bad to Worse ...

Why did you marry her when she went @bolded.

However this is a fake a story.

They gay too.

bukatyne:
Very classless and tasteless.

You notice am too?

Innobee99:
Naija babes are what again?

Useless. All of them.

Khd95:
I have been sucking brezz since since the first day I entered Earth realm, my mama brezz, I learnt how to suck brezz from her

I will never know when or where girls learnt to suck dixx from, op do you have an idea cos I don't

Lollypop. That's where they learned it.

sunshineV:
plus u won't be visiting carlcare every weekend

As in eh. I'm glad I left that ship.

sunshineV:
yes bro, i bought the same phone for my mum and its slighty heavy and big too. na 2 hands fit hold am

Exactly. The gaming experience is superb. I know there are a lot better than it, but this is better than Tecno, Infinix and Itel flagships