Education › Re: Cultists Behead Students, Use Heads As Goalposts by Rhea: 12:00am On Mar 16, 2016 |
[size=28pt]adonbilivit. show me pikchur[/size] |
Politics › Re: Buhari "Almost Moved To Tears"After Seeing How Trillions Of Naira Were Embezzled by Rhea: 11:59pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
[size=14pt]Nigeria as a country is so corrupt that we don't even have incorruptible soldiers to rescue this nation from this cesspool of abominable corruption and massive public looting. Back in the gold old days, a number of NDA cadets would be lining up these agbada people at dodan barracks for summary execution. [/size] |
Education › Re: See How My Students Wrote Exams This Morning by Rhea: 12:25pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
[size=28pt]Ataa[/size] |
Politics › Re: Musa Gowon Debuts New Look + Meet His Mother! by Rhea: 8:05pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
[size=28pt]So Gowon got a Igbo woman pregnant right before he led the Nigeria state into war against Biafra. No wonder he has been living in denial all these years[/size] |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Challenges Lions To A Fight At Kruger National Park To Prove God's Power by Rhea: 1:23pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
cybermic007: A Zion Christian Church prophet who was filled with the Holy Spirit and thought the Lord wanted to use him to show His power over animals, recently challenged a pride of lions to a duel in the Kruger National Park. Pretoria based man of God, Prophet Alec Ndiwane was with members of of his church in the Kruger National Park where they had gone sightseeing when he suddenly went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them were the lions busy eating their impala. Prophet Ndiwane must have thought he was the biblical Samsom or Daniel as he opened the car door and charged towards the lions. On seeing the man running towards them, the abandoned their food and ran towards the prophet. Ndiwane immediately came to his senses when he saw the predators. He turned and ran for his life. But before he could safely reach the confines of the car, one lion had snapped its paws on him causing serious damage to his buttocks. He was saved by the game ranger who fired shots into the air with his gun to scare the lions away. The injuries the prophet sustained was so severe that he had to be rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. [size=18pt]“I don’t know what came over me,” [/size]Prophet Ndiwane confessed,”I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show His power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth?” he asked.
Source: Daily Post SA http://naijapot.com/2016/03/prophet-challenges-lions-to-a-fight-at-kruger-national-park-to-prove-gods-power-and-almost-died-photos/ [size=28pt]Dear Pastor, I think you were filled with the spirit of jacob zuma, a pint of ogogoro and a puff of good kush. You would have made a healthy dessert for the lions after their impala meal[/size] |
Crime › Re: Thief Caught In My Compound This Afternoon by Rhea: 9:57pm On Mar 10, 2016 |
slimfair: Na wah oo, this guy is bold ooo
this afternoon, I heard my landlord shouting thief! thief!!, hold him, the suspected thief ran out from my landlord's daughter's room. When questioned, he said he is a student, which of the schools, he couldn't answer, Later he said, he is into business, He was beaten mercilessly and handed to the police [size=28pt]They should submerge his head inside the gutter. What type of punishment is this? They should ask him to stand on his head in the gutter[/size] |
Politics › Re: There Are No Political Killings In Rivers, Only Cult Clashes – Wike by Rhea: 10:57pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Sleeping With Her Dog On Her Bed!! by Rhea: 10:56pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
[size=18pt]We don dey form like oyibo. Everybody don dey nuy dog keep for house dey pet am. E don reash oo[/size] |
Politics › Re: The Car Crash That Killed James Ocholi (Photos) by Rhea: 8:45pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
[size=18pt]When you see these VIPs flying on our roads, you would think they ha 9 lives. A lesson to them all.[/size] |
Travel › Re: 7 Most Dangerous Roads To Travel In Nigeria( SEE PHOTOS) by Rhea: 5:57pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
[size=18pt]We get the type of leaders we deserve. About time a patriotic Nigerian soldier took over and made things right for this country. We need mass public executions of corrupt politicians. We need to cleanse our leadership and groom the leaders of tomorrow. All these talk and no action will continue endlessly unless something concrete is done[/size] |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Reacts To A Man Who Blasted Him For His Yacht Party(pic) by Rhea: 5:35pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
[size=18pt]The pastor has every right to throw a party anywhere and also with the financial proceeds from his church. It is HIS church. His followers are volunteer members who WILLINGLY empty their wallets into his collection plate in the name of religion. However, it is ironic that more and more Nigerian pastors and priests are living ostentatious lifestyles while claiming to speak on behalf of Christ, a man who led a life of penury. [/size] |
Politics › Re: James Ocholi Is Dead (Minister Of Labour, State) by Rhea: 5:19pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
That's what high speed and those crazy convoys can do. RIP Minister[b][/b] |
Politics › Re: Faulks Road In Aba After Rain Today (photos) by Rhea: 2:24am On Mar 06, 2016 |
[size=18pt]To proffer a lasting solution to flooding in Aba, you will have to demolish all those fancy mansions that have been erected on flood plains. Until that is done, every solution proffered remains a band-aid over a leaky tire.[/size] |
Food › Re: Man At Enugu Restaurant With His Own Food (Hilarious Photo) by Rhea: 6:51pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
[size=18pt]Wait till it is time to leave the restaurant[/size] |
Travel › Re: Excessive Speeding Cause Accident In Lagos - Photos by Rhea: 6:50pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
[size=18pt]See how they wrecked the grass and the soil because they were drunk. Poor grass and soil. [/size] |
Romance › Re: Please Help, My 4 Years Relationship Seems To Be Crashing Down by Rhea: 11:11pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Lawz20: Good day my fellow Nairalanders, I have a very serious problem which I so much believe that with your kind and generous advice, I might take the right step. I met this girl around April 2012 at my work place and since then we have been together after I proposed to her last year. The fact is I love her so much and I thought she also loves me.
I went down with her to her village around April 2014 to see her parents formally and they were so happy, her mum, dad, grand parents and even her siblings welcomed me wholeheartedly and I was so happy. I stayed with them for two weeks just to see if I can picture out any bad behavior but seriously, non was found.
The problem am having with her is that she has too much male friends and most of them are always sending her love messages both on 2go and Facebook. I once stumble on her Facebook inbox and I found a chat between her and another guy and he was just thanking her for coming to spend good time with him, bla bla bla and how he enjoyed her. I was so mad because during this period she went to the village alone and promised to return in a week but she didn't until after 3 weeks, this is what she always do, she travels like 4-5 times in a year and never return on time. When she returned, I confronted her and she said she is not the one that did that chat with the guy, I tried asking her who did but she never gave me a good answer.
Later that week, she gave me her phone to help her charge it in a barbing saloon, then a strange number called and I picked, the person hissed and cut the call, he later sent a message saying, "you're picking my wife's call and asking me who it is" I replied him that he should check the number that he might be wrong, he then mentioned her name. I went back home to ask my fiancee who own that number then she said its that guy I saw his chat and I should not worry, she will fix it.
Recently again, she has travelled and up till this moment, she is not back, she promised she won't stay upto 2 weeks but yesterday makes it 5 weeks. That same yesterday, my mum's pastor asked my mum to call me that he has a message for me which I later went, he greeted me and say, while he was praying for me because of my mums request, that he was shown that the lady I am planning of marrying is not mine alone, that if I go ahead to marry her, she will wreck me and leave me, he said she travelled now and I said yes, he said she was seeing someone else in the village, he said if I doubt him, I should go ahead.
It was then my mum now said, my younger sister told her of a dream she had, that I caught my fiancee with another guy and it leads to a fight which the said guy killed me. I myself have had such dreams too. The pastor gave me 3 days fasting and prayer. I am confused, despite all her cunning ways I still love her but what should I do and how do I go about leaving her. I will be 30 by 5th April, am not getting any younger. Please advice. [size=18pt]Bros, you should go and bring the following: 1. Eyelashes of a 3 month old housefly 2. Left scrotum of a senile agama lizard 3. Upper right molar tooth of a diabetic cockroach 4. 2ml of milk from cossy's right teats I will use these ingredients to make you a concoction to drink so that your eyes will clear, and you will realize that your girl is chopping awantilor for 'ova dia'. [/size] |
Family › Re: Anja Ringgren-Loven's Husband, David Emmanuel-Uwem by Rhea: 4:15am On Mar 03, 2016 |
Coming from a country as racist as Denmark, this woman is phenomenal |
Food › Re: How I Survive Every Month As A Bachelor by Rhea: 4:10am On Mar 03, 2016 |
EMEKA1MILLION: Every new month this is what I do. Go to market and get the things for the desired soup for the month myself since am still a bachelor and living alone. The soup is expected to last for the month unless my friends come around. This month of March I chose egusi, ogbono, okra and stew.
The egusi ingredients are Egusi 2 cups Achi (to make the soup thick) Cameroon pepper (dunno why it's called that tho) Vegetable Dry fish Stock fish Palm oil Goat and cow beef mixed Fresh fish. Etc....
Ogbono soup ingredients is same as above excluding the Achi.
The okra soup is made specially for me cos I love periwinkle but sadly most of my guys don't so just in case they come around, they'll see something to eat. The soup has so much periwinkle.  Beef (chopped the beef to pieces) Dry fish Kpomo Etc...
Stew easy na so no need listing out the ingredients.
Anyway it took me 3hours to cook all.
Budget for everything is 10,500 naira. Since I stay in Port Harcourt, things are pretty expensive here so I spent most of my day in the market bargaining price  [size=18pt]You are on the right track. Well done[/size] |
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Replies Osinbajo's Road Assertion by Rhea: 4:00am On Mar 02, 2016 |
[size=18pt]Pictures. We need to see the pictures Reno[/size] |
Crime › Re: Road Safety Officer Carrying Guns? (see Photo) by Rhea: 2:34am On Mar 01, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Hit Me...should I Forgive Him? by Rhea: 2:32am On Mar 01, 2016 |
Europija: Hello all ..I have been with my bf for 5 years and he was really broke n had alot stress...he hit me once in my face n threw me out of house in middle of night...should i forgive him?? Sure. So that tomorrow he will chop off your head and send to babalawo. A man who beats you can kill you as well. Leave him and find someone else |
Politics › Re: Crude Oil Will Soon Sell For $50 Per Barrel – Kachikwu by Rhea: 2:30am On Mar 01, 2016 |
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Crime › Re: 3 Night Guards Gang-rape Teenager (photo) by Rhea: 2:26am On Mar 01, 2016 |
The Nigerian legal system is amazing. Rape is a bailable offense and for even such a trifling sum. Pathetic! |
Romance › Re: I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex in return for a Favour. by Rhea: 11:38pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Dohmeenick: Please how do I handle this situation?? I am in a fixed,and I need your help.. I have an old family friend,we have come a very long way,she's almost my dad's age,though my dad is late now.
This woman has been disturbing me for a long period of two years now,but I couldn't fall for her flashy gifts and her so called love.
I confided in my close friend,he said I should have sex with the woman,but by the grace of God I'm a disciplined person,and I refused...
A year ago before my father died,he always advice me that no matter how bad I become,I should never sleep with a married woman,and I know that's one thing I need to avoid in order to make my late dad happy wherever he is.
Right now I'm in my final year in University of calabar,things has not been easy with me and my siblings,since my dad died,I have been the bread winner of the family because my mom suffered from stroke after my dad passed on..
I need some amount of money to round up in school with my project,I have looked for money everywhere,but it seems God has turned his face on me and my family.
This woman who is my last hope,has promised to give me the money and even more if only I reciprocate her advances,and my friend is insisting I do it.
But I'm so confused now,do I sleep with a married woman in order to get money,or listen to my fathers dead wishes and my self discipline..?? Please what do I do??My life,family,education is at stake,I really need help and God's intervention. [size=18pt]Seems like you have already done the deed and now seek some form of public approval. But assuming I am wrong, bros no enter dia. Na one chance be that. Married woman to.to dey chop head follow. Run like Carl Lewis wey dey pursue Usain Bolt.[/size] |
Politics › Re: 2016 Budget: Presidency, NASS Break Deadlock As VP Osinbajo Heads Monitoring Com by Rhea: 11:35pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
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Pets › Re: Photo Of A LION In The Old Jos Zoo! by Rhea: 11:18pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
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Fashion › Re: Girl Slammed For Flaunting Curves In Hijab by Rhea: 6:51pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Sirolad: What is fatwa?
In recent years, the term “fatwā” has been widely used throughout the media, usually to indicate that a death sentence has been dealt to someone or some group of people. The limited use of this term has resulted in a limited understanding of its meaning. ISCA therefore offers the following statement to elucidate the true significance of the term “fatwā.”
Most importantly, a fatwā is not by definition a pronouncement of death or a declaration of war. A fatwā is an Islamic legal pronouncement, issued by an expert in religious law (mufti), pertaining to a specific issue, usually at the request of an individual or judge to resolve an issue where Islamic jurisprudence (fiqh), is unclear. Typically, such uncertainty arises as Muslim society works to address new issues – issues that develop as technology and society advance. “Can a Muslim be involved in cloning?” for instance. Thanks for the lecture. I first heard of fatwa with Salman Rushdie after he published the Satanic Verses. I guess I have the media to blame for that |
Fashion › Re: Girl Slammed For Flaunting Curves In Hijab by Rhea: 3:49am On Feb 27, 2016 |
[size=18pt]Before you say koran, her pious brothers will declare fatwa on her[/size] |
Politics › Re: The South-east Is Like A Private Construction Zone by Rhea: 5:05pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Emancipation: I have been away from the country for almost 4 years for studies. I had the opportunity to tour the east for the past two months trying to setup up my business. It felt like a construction zone everywhere. The type of real estate boom happening is shocking. Places that used to be bush years ago are housing estates. I couldn't even recognize my own mother's village. The development is real and surprising considering the fact that the economy is not good.
My theory about this is that:
1)possible investment coming from igbos in the diaspora.
2) possible that igbos in nigeria have finally reversed the trend of investing outside of igboland
3) possible that Easterners on average might have stronger spending power
Finally, i think that governments in the east have to be more strict when it comes to new developments in virgin lands. They need to make sure the area is mapped out and well planned before people get permit to build so that space for road expansion can be available. But I am still impressed at the rapid developments. The North became hostile to business ventures conducted by Igbos, hence they were forced to relocate back to the East. It's beginning to pay off |
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce And Obasanjo Pictured Together by Rhea: 5:02pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
[size=18pt]Obasanjo is someone who does not betray body language, and his says it all in the pictures that Senator Ben shared[/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Slams Mobil-Staff Rapist by Rhea: 4:14pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
sugarbelly: Kate Henshaw Slams Mobil Staff Standing Trail For Allegedly Raping 14 Year Old G
Kate Henshaw took to Instagram to slam Exon Mobil engineer, James Onuohua who allegedly raped his tenant's 14 year old neice and gave her 1000 Naira as compensation. He was granted bail in the sum of N2 million and now, the case has been adjourned till April 19th, 2016 after the Lagos Sate Directorate of Public Prosecution recommended the trial be transferred to the state High Court, Igbosere.
The actress who is following the case shared his photo and blasted him
Read below
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BCK1FcTg6pJ/
Lalasticlala ijebabe [size=18]Thanks to Kate Henshaw for mustering the courage to expose this pedophile. Every other news outlet in Nigeria has hitherto failed to expose this villain. We have to expose wild animals like this[/size] |
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Ongoing Night Construction In Aba And Other Road Projects by Rhea: 3:50pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
[size=18pt]Governor Ikpeazu has refused to be distracted like most of his colleagues are. He has continued to deliver on his campaign promises one day at a time, at a time when some governors are still pointing their dirty fingers of blame at Abuja as the reason why they cannot do anything for their states. Keep up the good work Okezie. Some day, your dedication will translate to something greater for the benefit of Abians and well-meaning Nigerians[/size] |