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Looking for every reason to have MTN pay that fine. Just tell them to pay up or leave the country. |
jonhemma11:[size=18pt] Watch him closely. Tomorrow he will go home and file a full page report citing human right abuses by the Nigerian Army against boko haram "freedom fighters"[/size] |
WAECFlyer3:[size=18pt] Dis pastor don provoke me[/size] |
ramdris:[size=18pt] Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Ijaw; all na Nigeria. They are bastardizing our image as Nigeria (unless you have already declared Oduduwa State). Your friend in Antarctica has no idea who's Igbo or Yoruba or Bwari. All na Naija; our brothers unfortunately [/size] |
bumi10:[size=18pt]Slice off his nuts with a rusty razor blade and hand them over to him to gag on. That way you have one less pedophile on the streets[/size] |
yusaze2007:E be like say na nyash you dey look when you go pursue the babe carry enter ya house. Na to start orientation 101 be dat now. This is gas coker. This is a bulb. This is ya to.to. This is my banana. Etc etc |
forexbinary:[size=14pt]Allowing a "lil boy" to gain entrance into a gas dispensing plant with an explosive device (fireworks) is a safety violation in and of itself. Such an explosive premises should be treated with the same caution as you would treat an ammunition dump. It's ludicrous how most of these gas plants are run. I would even consider doubling up the security in these premises because now that this has happened, boko haram may start getting some crazier ideas than they already have[/size] |
[quote author=Towncrier247 post=41427168]Here is a breaking news...According to this photo sent in by a Newseveryhour.com reporter, a two Storey building on the popular Bajulaye Road Baraga Lagos is on fire as we speak. Residents are said to be making frantic effort to put out the fire as there are no fire service worker in sight as at the time of filing in the report...According to people children were trapped inside. The fire service hotline wasn't going . according to residents, the fire service number rang, but it went off while they were still speaking... http://www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/breaking-news-storey-building-on.html[/quote Tell those monkeys to stop recording the event on their phones and jump int here and save those kids |
[size=18pt]This is a very interesting thread. Fancy how everybody has gone ethnic kporakpo levels, come dey rain abuse on each other via their native dialect. The only people sabotaging the airport are the Igbos in places of authority. The last minister of finance and the last two ministers of aviation were all of Igbo extraction. Their respective states (Iweala-Abia, Oduah-Anambra, Chidoka-Anambra) have no airports till date. So let's lay the blame squarely where it belongs. The current senate deputy president from Enugu state. If he so chooses, he can make the continued upgrade of the airport his pet project (IF HE CHOOSES). [/size] |
[size=18pt]Right about this time, another Nigerian is itching to smuggle drugs into Malaysia. That never ceases to amaze me [/size] |
[size=18pt]An investigative audit on this incident will unveil a systematic abuse of safety regulations.[/size] |
Jadeng:[size=13pt]This post pretty much has all the advice you need. Read itt over and over and digest accordingly. [/size] |
[size=18pt]Is Theodore "The Thief"Orji watching this?[/size] |
[size=18pt]This explains the body language from both parties in the picture of OBJ in Benue. This is how he goes about intervening on behalf of corrupt politicians and yet flies overseas to portray himself as the guardian of democracy and accountability in Nigeria.[/size] |
omotohdarajugbogbolo:[size=18pt]Yes my dear. It will scare away the man who thinks that it is a taboo for his wife/girlfriend to own a car and thus will not consider buying you a car when you marry him. So go ahead and buy your car. Infact buy your dream car as long as you can afford it and you are comfortable driving it. A car is a necessity in the 21st century. The worst that can happen is that you will easily scare away the chauvinistic bast.ard who will want to run your life tomorrow like a 17th century landowner. [/size] |
[size=15pt]Build more gas powered power stations and supply the excess gas we seem to now have to them. That way, Nigerians can stop depending on petrol and diesel for powering their generators. That way, we can stop subsidizing petroleum products and spend the money developing Nigeria instead of enriching oil marketers while impoversihing the nation[/size] |
[quote author=bchi post=41342129]I came to Lagos in August in search of job, after I concluded One year nysc programme. I left my mom and my kid brother to relief my mom expenses on taking care of us with my aunt( mom elder sis) and granny(mom's mother). My mom is a single mother( lost husband at early stage of marriage like 5years after) and also an average civil servant, who has been taking care of every one and our needs. I left them to Lagos to hustle and also support them. Since I came to Lagos in August, I have been searching for job and spending my little service on transport, paper work(photocopy and writing/ rewriting of CVs) and feeding most times. Here in Lagos, I live with A cousin brother(from mom side) who i respect alot and love most among my other cousins. He accommodates me and sometimes drops #500 for cooking when need to , i have to manage it ( everything is expensive but I have to squeeze) and cook two days meal for both of us. Since this month, he has been get upset over anything and i sense he not happy of my joblessness and he's fed up of my staying at home sometimes ( I stays back cos of no transport fare to go out and I was told to check back some places I tried by January). My hope is in January and I believe I must get job by January with the faith I have. My cousin brother came back yesterday 24 Dec and told me, he's travelling to villa that when he's back, I will tell him why i came Lagos. Before leaving he drops #500 for Christmas cooking. I have endure enough staying with him by eating like a beggar because in my house we eat 3square meals everyday. Food is not our problem,Christmas day mom will prepare a big chicken, salad and drinks for us. I'm saying here is that am not after food but what he told me. Now I sense that he doesn't what me to stay in his place again. As it stands, I don't have anywhere to go and I really want to work in Lagos, am not lazy and I dislike staying at home. That's why I went for aviation course ( Ticket booking ), So I can get job since my grade is poor ( my bad mistake)but I believe my destiny is not tie to it. I don't know what to do and where to go. I have been crying all day. PLEASE I NEED YOUR NICE ADVICE Pardon my errors. Thanks Sorry for the long piece.... Mind you marriage is not my priority but I need to work for myself , I don't love depending on any one #NoLiability /quote] [size=14pt]Some people have given you some solid advice here to follow. I will add to that: be careful with some desperate men offering you jobs. They are merely aiming for your skirt. Also beware of some marketing jobs. If you have to sell your body to make ends meet, then stay away from such offers. You will figure them out as you move along. For now, be open to every opportunity but beware of wolves in sheep's clothing. Big opportunities come to you through narrow doors. Best of luck[/size] |
michaelobinna:[size=18pt]E be like say na person go marry your wife for you. Did you perform your marriage rites by proxy? E be like say na your photograph ya people carry go wine carrying. Person kukuma give you a whole plate of kolanuts, you dey snap picture post for nairaland. Height of youthful stupidity. Next time, na groundnut and palm kernel dey go serve you[/size] |
[size=18pt]@Samocholi: Mumu get levels for this life. It seems like you have a tender heart. Time will harden it. Many have given you very good advice on this forum. Warri man say Ë don reash". My brother, e don reash to take water wash that juju comot ya eye, wake up from your slumber and call this contraption you call marriage quits. If not, you will soon be on the cover of SUN newspaper as a murder victim. Be a man and send the bloody witch in your house packing. Use your fuc.king brains next time you wish to find a wife. Be careful with all those pastors and pastoresses around you. They are all gold diggers. Every single one of them.[/size] |
Highly commendable achievement. Hopefully we are moving to a time when this will cease to be an achievement, but rather a norm. |
NwaAdazi:[size=18pt] Anu mpama. Person dey burn to death in front of you and you are busy forming CNN. Dumass[/size] |
[size=18pt]Good move by Shettima. I hope we won't see Shekau reading one of his chewing stick powered jihadic statements in front of one of those trucks in the next couple of months[/size] |
[size=15pt]Cockrachy Roachy Okorocha Ortuocha ![]() Well done! This is a very ogbonge tree. It will need maintenance as well as demobilization cost. For maintenance, I suggest that all Imo indigenes should collect 2 days worth of sh.it (nshi a nyukoro onu) from their various households and dump under the tree as manure. Also tree will need moisture especially this harmattan. Again, I employ Imo people to proceed to the Okorocha tree and pee under the tree. I never thought anybody could make Fayose or Ohakim look like a saint. Roachy roach ![]() Aru e mekwala ndi Imo state [/size] |
Someone who does not know how to drive manages to save up and buy a landcruiser and must drive it home this christmas to show the people that he has arrived. No hurry in life. |
E be like say one chic put indomie for fire, waka go toilet for bush |
Wow! PDP and METUselah no go like this comment from Ben Bruce. Ben u don dey fall PDP hand for hia oo. But well spoke. This shows you are a man of objective criticism. |
[size=18pt]Roachy cockroachy ortu-ocha okorochicha ![]() He has come again ![]() The master genius is at it again ![]() Onu oma kpuru okpurukpu, o di ka o kpuu osukwu ![]() Roachy roach, aru emekwala ndi Imo. Chai!!! umunna eee!!! ![]() [/size] |
NemB:[size=18pt]KPMG without a doubt. They will develop your financial and management skills and prep you well. Always remember that the financial guys call the shots in any firm. So get those skills when you can. You can always join a pure engineering company whenever you so desire, but if you want to rise through the ranks fast, then KPMG is the way to go. They may pay you peanuts now, but you will reap the benefits in the next 5 years when you present your CV then to a multinational oil company like ExxonMobil or Total. If you join them then as an auditor, be sure to criss cross the globe regularly. Within 3 years you for don collect enough estacode to take build correct house for banana island.[/size] |
erunz:A golden opportunity to shake the hands of a former president. Many never get that chance in a lifetime |
[size=18pt]Sunday Ogebe is an overqualified idieeettt. Na rice dem take buy em own vote. Extraordinary mumu. Na so dem dey take sell their heritage all for a bag of rice. That god wey go kill the rice collector for don roast David Mark finish for inside hell oven.[/size] |
[size=18pt]Another person don kolo[/size] |
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