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adeobaagoro1:
There is this lady I met when I was in d university. We started as friends and later became sex partners. After some time I kept distance from her cos I felt she was making me lose concentration n she always give it to me, she would call me crying dat no man as ever satisfy her sexually like I do and can't afford to lose me. I left her for about 4years and found her again after I graduated n started working, and now am ready to marry her as my wife but she keeps saying she can't be my wife but will keep having sex with me even when she marry someone else. she just love my dick or what? And she still showers me with gift without collecting from me. Am confused o!

iamkunleajayi:
A team from DAAR Communications, owners of AIT and Ray Power F.M, was at State House, Abuja, today, to present a giant seasonal card marking Eid el Maulud, Christmas, and New Year, to President Muhammadu Buhari. The team consisted of Mr Raymond Dokpesi Jnr (Chairman), Mr Tony Akiotu (Group MD), Imoni Mac Amarere (MD, DAAR News Services), Paulyn Ugbodaga (Head, Human Resource) and Kunle Onime (Head, Corporate Communications). They were received by Mr Femi Adesina, Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to President Buhari, as well as Mr O.J Abuah, Director of Information.


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IlajeGal1:
By JUMI RHODES


The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is expected to release the National Publicity Secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) , Chief Olisa Metuh on the directive of President Muhammadu Buhari. As at the time of this report, the directive had not been received from Mr. President. Dawn-To-Dusk News however gathered that Metuh has written a 2-page statement. According to a source," As at 7:42pm this evening, Olisa Metuh has finished answering all questions on the allegations & made a statement to this effect. EFCC says they are waiting for directives from president Buhari to release him or not.Olisa Metuh statement to EFCC was short - 2 pages.



"He said former president Goodluck Jonathan called him & gave him an assignment. That he carried out the assignment perfectly well & reported back to the former president who was satisfied with job done. That if the EFCC has any case they should charge him to court. He is ready to defend himself. That he disbursed all monies to those it was meant for but will not give details until he is charged to court. That former president directed he should give an account for which the job can be funded & he gave his company account.





"Asked for a copy of the report, Olisa said its for his personal records & he will not give EFCC but will present it in court. That he was transferred N400m for the job & he disbursed it to the last kobo. That he submitted a report to GEJ & he has a copy. They asked Olisa to make additional statement, he declined & said they should use force if they want him to.Olisa Metuh is set for Court. It's now over to EFCC for next move.Olisa has refused to drink water or eat food. They asked him, his reply: "Do you people want to poison me?"



http://dawntodusknews.com/olisa-metuh-to-drag-efcc-to-court-refuses-to-drink-water-or-eat/

Islie:
www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/soldiers-raped-our-members-before-killing-them-shiite-women/

moscobabs:
My wife was admitted to a tradomedical hospital in October last year due to fracture in her leg from motor bike accident on 26th . Although we can see improvement on the leg but what baffle me is the sudden change in her body weight and size which the doctor explained that is a result of not going out for exercise and the effect of drugs which she has been taking since her first day in hospital.

Just 2 night ago... I just discovered that she is snoring uncontrollably and this is very strange to me because her nose doesn't block and she's sleeping with her sides , Samething last night . I googled the causes of snoring and I could not See anywhere they relates to my wife situation.

Nairalanders pls help me o.. Can it be as a result of the drugs?

Is her nature change due to her condition?

Can it continue like this or is for a little time?

Can we get drugs that can cure the snoring?

If it persist what is the negative effect?

Please doctors in the house help me , am afraid o.

Thanks

dominique

sissy3


Mods help me to send this on frontpage .

God bless you

AstuteJ:
I need your candid advice on how to handle the various cases of infidelity against my wife. We have been married for 10 years with kids and I have never had any reason to doubt her until the following incidents began to unfold;

1. Sometimes in 2012, I took her to the market on a Sunday morning. She left her phone inside the car while she went into the market. A message dropped and I picked her phone to check, what I saw was a joystick sent by one of her BBM contacts. I dropped the phone aand pretended I dint see anything. When she came back, she checked the phone, saw the picture, deleted it and pretended nothing happened.

I waited for like 5hours to be sure she wasn't going to talk about it before bringing it up. She claimed it was sent in error and went ahead to call the guy to register her displeasure. I believed her and laid the matter to rest.

2. About six months later, I was out of the country. She called about 6pm that she needed to drop some items for a client at City Mall, little did I know she went to meet a man at Swe bar. I got back some days later and noticed she was all over her phone chatting and smiling while I was talking to her. I took the phone from her to see whom she was chatting it. All the previous chats had been deleted and I continued chatting with the guy. I could not flow well because the guy was coding and suspected he wasn't chatting with the right person.

I went through her phone for any prior message between them and I saw an SMS she sent to him at about 11:45pm the day she went to City Mall; "I just got home, please call if you can"! I did further findings before she confessed she went to meet with the guy at Swe bar and had to call to lis to me in case she runs into one of my friends. She claimed the guy is an old friend and had issues in his marriage, so she turned a marriage counsellor overnight to go solve the issues.

3. While I was still with her phone, the guy that sent his joystick pinged and I started chatting with him. The guy went very romantic and I cautioned him not to put me in trouble like he did when he sent an unsolicited pix of his joystick. The guy went "Ah Stella, but you asked me to send it na, have you forgotten? That you even sent me a pix of your laps taken in a dark room when I asked for yours"! I was speechless! He went "and you said you told your hubby it was sent in error and he believed you". I confronted my wife with all these and she still had some "stories" to tell.

4. We were at her Mum's place two years ago and she got a call, she told the fellow to come see her there. Her ex came in some minutes later to the warm embrace of the mum. We greeted and he wasted no time to settle in and joined the discussion on ground. The last time I saw him was before we got married and she claimed they never dated. The guy talked about his wife, how poor she is in home keeping, in the kitchen. on bed etc. My wife cut in "and this lady is supposed to be enjoying Andy o, cos I remember Andy knows how to take care of a woman, each time he came visiting in the university days, he always came with bags full of goodies". She even suggested seeing the woman to advise her and the guy said "no you are not in the best position to do that, you know she is not too comfortable with you".

All these happened right in the presence of my mother in law and I kept my calm all through. We left there after the show of shame and I warned her to cut all communications with the guy.

5. Few weeks later, same guy came to our church to worship. After the service wifey told me his kids would like to follow us home to meet our kids; I did not respond. Her mum and aunt was also in the church same Sunday and I drove them and my wife straight to my house. The guy drove behind. We got home, wifey went to the kitchen to cook, her mum and aunt settled in to a good gist with this guy in my own very living room. I picked my keys and left the house for them. I returned late in the night when they had all left and you can guess what happened afterwards.

6. I was with her phone few weeks later and another ex bumped in. "My baby, how are you doing, I have missed you bla bla bla". He requested they meet somewhere on the mainland two days later! After taking a second look at the unsaved number, I remembered the number had sent her an SMS; "can I call you now" about twice in the past. the second time I saw the SMS, I called the number with her phone but the guy refused to pick all thru the day!

7. Last Christmas dat, she gave me her phone to check something on her whatsapp and a chat came in from a guy I have been monitoring his number for a while. The excerpt of the chat is below (I took over the chat from the line he asked for her pix).

5/12/2015, 7:51 am - sy: May d joy of Xmas be for u and ur family IJN
25/12/2015, 7:52 am - sy: Enjoy ur day
25/12/2015, 11:08 am - Jimmyeatery: snap i wanna see yur Sexy look
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - Jimmyeatery: I hope youre alone
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - sy: Lol
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - sy: Yes
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - Jimmyeatery: Plsssssss
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - Jimmyeatery: IM alone here too
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - sy: That's good
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - Jimmyeatery: IM deleting it immediately
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - sy: Where is the one you have
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme snap
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - sy: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:14 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0006.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - Jimmyeatery: Pls delete it quickly
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - sy: Nice
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - sy: Why should I delete it
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - Jimmyeatery: Tnx
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - Jimmyeatery: Someone can misplaced phone
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - sy: That's true
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - Jimmyeatery: I dont want yur man to one across it as well
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - Jimmyeatery: To be on safe side
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - sy: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - Jimmyeatery: I wanna see u babe
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: You have my pix already now
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme see yur Sexy body babe
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Nope
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Very not seen it
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: Is it even new to you
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - syt: OK o
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: Till we see again
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Ive not
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: Plsssssss
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - sy: Why are you in a hurry
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: Dont be shy dear
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: IM just lonely here
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: Soo lonely
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - syt: What about your wife
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: In London
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: In London with my kids
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - sy: Good
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - Jimmyeatery: I av 1% left
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - sy: What?
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - Jimmyeatery: Snap lemme see you
25/12/2015, 11:22 am - syt: You will see me when I change my dp
25/12/2015, 11:23 am - syt: You there?
25/12/2015, 11:43 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0009.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:45 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0008.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:44 am - Jimmyeatery: My ba3 low N phone went off
25/12/2015, 11:44 am - Jimmyeatery: Im using my laptop to charge now
25/12/2015, 11:46 am - syt: OK Sir
25/12/2015, 11:47 am - sy: Was wondering why you kept quiet
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - sy: Can't talk please
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - Jimmyeatery: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - Jimmyeatery: I tot u said youre alone before
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - sy: My kids are here now
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme know wen youre free to talk
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - Jimmyeatery: Oook
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - sy: Let's chat, say whatever you wanna say here
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - syt: My hubby is out
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - Jimmyeatery: Are u Sure?
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - syt: 😃
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - syt: Yeah
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - Jimmyeatery: Snap lemme be sure if youre d right person IM chatting with................

Please advise me in how to handle all these.......

Thank you.

searchiing4love:
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE HEART OF THE AVERAGE GULLIBLE NIGERIAN IS THROUGH RELIGION AND THE PROMISE OF A BETTER LIFE IN HEAVEN . THE POLITICIANS KNOWS THIS AND THEY HAVE PERFECTED THEIR ACTS IN COLLABORATION WITH THE RELIGIOUS/BIBLICAL SCAMMERS CALLED "GOD OF MEN" TO USE RELIGION AS A TOOL FOR OPPRESSION AND MIND CONTROL. INSTEAD OF BUILDING HOSPITALS, FACTORIES, GOOD SCHOOLS AND SO ON, THE MOFO CALLED DICKSON DECIDED TO BUILD A BIG CHURCH SO BAYELSANS CAN COME THERE TO CALL ON GOD TO COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS.
ROCHAS IS BUILDING THE BIGGEST JESUS CHRIST IN IMO STATE WHILE HIS WORKERS ARE DYING OF HUNGER AND UNPAID SALARY. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH THOSE WHO INVENTED RELIGION. IT IS INDEED MODERN DAY FORM OF ENSLAVING AFRICANS

Durentt:
Lol i cant seem to wrap dis idea how Engineering students think or act lik they do/know mathematics aspect more dan those who spend all their freaking lecture hours solving am Pure Mathematics student nd an engineering student came to me today saying "am wastin my time doin pure maths that dey (engineering) are equal to mathematicians plus dey hav added engineering knowledge. I was lik wtf, suite urself, i kno why i chose mathematics over engineering during JAMB. Am not a foool.
Engineering students brag to be all rounder but i refuse to accept an engineer can replace a mathematican except in a useless country lik nigeria

lanrema:
TVC NEWS [ABUJA] - Journalist cum confidant of the leadership of Boko Haram, Ahmed Salkida, says he's confident that the abducted Chibok girls are still alive with some of them refusing to convert to Islam.

No fewer than 200 of the original 300 schoolgirls kidnapped from their dormitory in April 2014 are believed to still remain in the custody of the terrorists.

President Muhammadu Buhari said in his maiden Media Chat on radio and television on Wednesday that government had no intelligence on the whereabouts of the schoolgirls.

He promised to negotiate with the Boko Haram leadership if there is evidence showing where the girls are.

Online publication, The Cable, quoted Salkida yesterday as asking Buhari to use state machinery to open up access to the militants rather than say he has no clue on the kidnapped girls whose abductions sparked off the #BringBackOurGirls campaign.

“Most of the Chibok girls, whether they are split into groups or not, are alive, multiple credible sources have told me. And if a deal to release them will weaken national security and endanger the entire country, then the federal government shouldn’t make a deal,” Salkida said.


See more at: http://www.tvcnews.tv/?q=article/chibok-girls-alive-and-kicking-says-boko-haram%E2%80%99s-contact#sthash.3nbb1HHW.dpuf





How true is this coming from Tinubu tv

omenka:
Drove into an NNPC mega station to refill my tank only to see this guy beside me. He had a bike who's fuel tank has been reconstructed to accommodate nothing less than 30litres of petrol.

As a matter of fact, there were three of them, but I was able to capture just this beside me.

It is such a shame Nigerians have become so crooked in nature- when you make laws/rules by which all must abide, they device ingenious means to break those rules. This trick of modifying fuel tanks has become a lot more bigger than how they were originally produced has become the most preferred trick adopted by black-marketers to beat officials and dispensers to their game.

Now I understand what they meant when they said "be the change you want to see around you".


Cc: Lalasticlala. Mynd44.

reminiscing:
I have really suffered o.A guy who happens to b a manager of a printing press that offered to assist me with my hostel Accommodation payment stopped picking my calls last week because I have refused to sleep with him.He said he loved me and all he is making for is for me to allow him sleep with him and he will give me the money he promised.I was surprised wen he promised to help with the payment because I met him last month and now imagine the Option he gave.I feel really disappointed....I wonder where our generation is headed for...

KingEbukasBlog:
The outspoken senator took his lovely stunning daughter Jasmine Murray-Bruce with him as his date to the 2015 Headies award



--> http://www.kingebuka.com/2016/01/take-look-at-senator-ben-bruces.html

Mcowubaba:
Most "authentic" source of News ke ?
Nairaland fit loss u oohh...

So, u haven't seen 4 or more different topics saying different things nd facts about a particular issue
Use ya head oo...

Which freedom dey here- open thread ask Seun why muslims dey comment freely on Christian thread, but Christians must take oath before the comment on Islam- u will be banned, or ur topic will be hidden...try am na...
Above all sha, sincerely speaking Seun really built a legacy here, I love nairaland forum so damn much.....
Nairaland is so much fun...kip it up sire!!!

BishopManuel:
Yeah.. this is it.. I was a normal post and comment reader(guest) before.. and I just love Topics from the romance section.. I stayed as a guest for years sha... not until I Saw A story "My 2go love story" by tosyne2much I loved the story like madt... buh since nairaland crashed dat time... It's nowhere to b found nw ... I had to register then to to drop a comment because the story was damn too good... that was wat triggered my registration on dis site... so tell me what made you Register to Nairaland?


Lalasticlala Oya boss me...

franzis:
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Timbi:
http://thenationonlineng.net/nigeria-to-start-production-of-pencils-says-onu/

Assslayer:
I'm beginning to get more curious and furious about this , it has been going on for about four years now and people are not seeing anything wrong about it or i say his members are brainwashed to the highest order not to see anything wrong in this. Someone should please call this Christ Embassy church to order, every year they charge people coming to worship with them on the 31st night the sum 1000 naira as a gate fee. In the previous years they sell tickets before the show sorry i mean service, so all who wants to attend the 31st night service must come with their tickets to enter the church auditorium .


But this year they decided to craft another means of collecting this 1000 naira, they made it compulsory for each attendees to purchase an electronic gate pass for 1000naira. My question is , are they going to dance to the melody of a superstar singer or dance to sound of a superstar DJ ? Even the huge yearly program The Experience is free, someone should please call this Loveworld ministry aka Christ Embassy to order, reaping off our gullible citizens.

holysam14:
I am a graduate from Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko i study survey and few month after my NYSC i got a job at one construction in Lagos this company really pay me well i av been working for them for close to 5 years now but since April 2014, no work and since then i av been struggle to get another work but all to no result i av a wife and kids the small shop my wife is managing is far not enough to take of the kids not to even talk of paying bills. As this struggle goes on i saw a company who needed a dispatch rider and i applied luckily i was employed and to start work on Tuesday the 5th January 2016 the pay is 35k per month though i will av the bike in my possession which mean i am not going to pay for transport at all the fueling and the maintenance of the bike will also be done by the company. the issue here is that my wife doesn't want me to take this job just because of the risk involve, and also there are rumor that the construction company i worked for may call us back to site as early as January. so i'm confused here and i need a serious advice. thanks

DopeBoiRapy:
i am disappointed dat as old n mature as u are u look for advice on the internet....wot r u trying to teach ur kids wen they reach to make important decisions in lives...Man Up!!! Ur suppose to b leading a family.

dre11:
•Sex Starvation: Wife seeks divorce in court

•I once caught her red-handed with her lover on our matrimonial bed... Husband




www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/12/30/sex-starvation-wife-seeks-divorce-in-court/

dre11:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/my-wife-is-more-sexually-responsive-after-i-beat-her-up/

DONSMITH123:
In a move to improve security across the communities of Rivers State, Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has approved the release of security stipends to traditional rulers to assist them enhance community security.

Addressing the 102nd Quarterly General Meeting of the Rivers State Council of Traditional Rulers on Wednesday, Governor Wike said that the security stipends will assist the traditional rulers to generate intelligence which will be forwarded to the security agencies for necessary action.

He said : “The security stipend to traditional rulers which will be disbursed to recognised traditional rulers will start from 2016. This stipend should not be used outside of gathering security intelligence.

“We shall also introduce special awards to traditional rulers who maintain peaceful communities. We believe these awards will encourage communities to take steps to improve security across the state”.

Governor Wike charged the traditional rulers to insulate themselves from partisan politics by ensuring that they remain neutral in all political matters.

He stated that being involved in politics diminishes the respect people accord to traditional rulers.

According to him : “You are custodians of customs and traditions and not custodians of politics. Your duty is to bless anyone that comes to you and not to make political pronouncements".

Speaking further, Governor Wike said that the support of traditional rulers played a key role in the achievements of his administration.

He noted that his administration has restored the dignity of traditional rulers, noting that he will continue to liaise with them to attain greater development.

In his address, the Chairman of the Rivers State Council of Traditional Rulers, King Dandeson Douglas Jaja, Jeki V, Amanyanabo of Opobo , commended Governor Wike for restoring the Quarterly General session of the council’s meeting. He said the last meeting was held over two years ago.

The Traditional Ruler commended the Governor Wike administration for the execution of pro-people development projects and the release of logistic support to security agencies.

Cc: lalasticlala

http://dailypost.ng/2015/12/30/governor-wike-introduces-security-stipends-to-traditional-rulers/

MzOracle:
I have been a guest for sometime but due to the condition I'm in, I had to register to post this.
I'm student in vietnam and from friday I wouldn't be able to receive money from Nigeria via my naira based ATM card.
Please is there any other way to get around this issue?
cc:lalasticlal.a please move to front page for urgent attention.

sanky346:
Governor Jibrilla Bindow of Adamawa state has provided reason on why he shifted his loyalty from former governor Murtala Nyako to former Vice President Atiku Abubakar.

Governor Jibrilla said the chieftain of the All Progressives Congress (APC) donated N500 million to his governorship campaign.
Speaking while receiving Jimeta community elders, the governor accused some powerful politicians of attempting to smear his image because he refused to do their bidding.

“Apart from the money from the headquarters, nobody gave me ten naira during the ca‎mpaign. The former Vice President asked me if we had any financial problem. So, I called the party secretary, Abdullahi Bakari, who put our demand at N300 million. Then, the former Vice President sent N500,000 million through Jauro,” he said.

Atiku, who was elected governor in 1999, was a key political figure in Adamawa State. He left his position as governor to become Vice President after former President Olusegun Obasanjo chose him as his running mate. His deputy, Boni Haruna became governor after his decision to run for the office of Vice President on Atiku-Obasanjo presidential joint ticket on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/politics/why-i-dumped-nyako-for-atiku-gov-jibrilla/126465.html#8TtjlPjXPsMFc18E.99

emamos:
lalasticlala
http://dailypost.ng/2015/12/29/fg-committed-to-winning-boko-haram-war-by-december-31-lai-mohammed/.