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Try the following for body odour prevention:

Increase fruit intake;
Increase daily water intake (at least 8 tall glasses); most people fail in this aspect;
Have your bath twice daily and use a simple toliet soap and sponge when you do;
Regularise alcohol and spice(garlic, onoins, pepper) intake;
Shave your armpits and trim your pubic hair regularly;
Of course, use a safe deodorant.

Rhodalyn:
lol Rhea I'm just trynna have Some fun, nothing Serious, U know i don't take any Of u nl guys Serious

Enough yab for the guys in the house

Do I understand that Rhodalyn is now available for a relationship?

Double dating sounds like fun especially when the guy's name is Ken

There is a modification to this:

Guys are like buses.
The one that takes you home is fully occupied;
the one with an empty seat isn't going your way

Nosakhare,

Welcome to the club. U just got urself a new shag. Hold on strong to ur wallet

How about:

"I've got a brand new dad. Won't mind a spare around though, just in case"

Mukina2,

It depends on the type of sacrifice. Some sacrifices are etched in marble. Some are indelible. Some fade with the wind. Some are completely irrelevant. Some are always too late. Then again, sometimes situations don't call for sacrifice.

Now what has this yeye man done now?

Svs,

It's ok to feel the way you do. I would feel the same way if I am 16, and live next door to Barney. Also, you live in Ireland where they should be a fastfood joint or affordable restaurant at every nook and cranny.

At this age, marriage is a dream or better still a hallucination.

However,

If you ever forsee yourself coming to live in Nigeria, then learn to cook. It's for your own good. McDonalds, Starbucks & KFC are seen in magazines here. Ever gone on Mr Biggs for a month? Doesn't sound like fun, if you ask me. Do you know the best place to get a healthy dosage of typhiod,

Learn to cook. Same goes for all the ladies in the house. I'm glad I know how to. It has demystified the feminine domination of the kitchen in 'my world'.

I don't believe food is scarce in Nigeria.

What is scarce is the means to provide that food. Most Nigerians cannot afford the normal 3 square meal; simply because this has turned out to be a country where one bread winner (or two if the woman works) is (are) fending for an average nuclear family of 5, plus extended family (in-laws, nephews, nieces, cousins, family friends), and anonymous friends who surface from nowhere asking for 'help'.

G2drax,

Learn from the past and forge ahead with the future. Manyof us have said it all.
Also listen regularly to R Kelly's song 'when a woman is fed up'.

location?

Rhodalyn:
Oh right, don't worry, I'm going to help ya Out
firstly, Switch on the power Supply of the toaster
then, get the girl u wonna toast ready
finally put her into the toaster and wait till She's browned then take it Out and help Urself to a nice delicious toast

Just to add to what Rhodalyn said;
don't forget to strip her, and butter her up real nicely.
hair even on goat meat doesn't taste so good
So some shaving is advised

jones007:
Avoid sex, alcohol and cigarette smoking

Sex is actually advised to stay fit.
No form of exercise stretches the spine like sex (moderately and protected)

Afeni, Thanks for the clarification.

engr17:
To attract new love, anoint a pink candle and yourself with rose oil.
Place a rose quartz in front of the candle, and the Ace of Cups,
the Page of Cups, and the Lovers cards from your favorite tarot deck left to right in front of the quartz.
Following your breath, light the candle, saying, three times: "Gentle love, come to me. Lift the veil so I can see." Without visualizing a specific person, imagine the soft, romantic, nurturing beginnings of a new love. After fifteen minutes, extinguish the candle and walk away. Begin on the first Friday of the New Moon and perform every night until Full Moon, letting the candle burn all the way down on the last day.

Practicians beware!

"without visualising a specific person".

New love could mean:

that steaming hot girl who comes to your house to fetch water
that voluptuous girl that works at V-mobile call centre
that wowo girl that has been pestering your life since you moved into their neighbourhood

New love coul mean anything.

Have you ever spilt some drink like yoghurt or beer right on your crotch in front of your zip. Either way you look at it, it looks like you just "came".

Habitat

Think well before you act. One thing that confirms that he smokes marijuana is if you detect it in his breathe. So try to smell his breathe, or even kiss him if your relationship allows for that. If he is in the midst of people smoking marijuana, the smoke will definitely cling to his clothes (smoke particles are solids).

However, hanging out with mary-j smokers isn't exactly commendable. So you may also want to ask yourself if you're comfortable with someone who hangs out with friends who smoke mary-j.

Personally, while I have no qualms with cigarette smokers, I would tend to avoid anyone who goes beyond cigarette.

My 2 cents

Afeni

Could you please throw more light on your point No.4. It does not come out as clearly as written.

4) Alter the events of the Nigerian civil war by replacing the Igbos with foreign fighters from Cameroun. This would also be a nice rallying point for nationalism.

Bluemoon,

If this guy is already committed to marrying someone else, then it's about time you let him go. Persistence usually doesn't work at this stage. But do not severe the relationship in malice. He may be committed but may end up not marrying her. If that happens (not that you should pray for that), you could have another go at him.

It is a welcome development if Pastor Chris is about to float an airline, fast food biz etc etc.

He has sown. Now is the time to reap. He has in no way forced money out of the pockets of any of his faithfuls. For those that envy him, there are lots of souls (pockets) out there waiting to be won (claimed) . As long as his followers are not complaining, why should a bye-stander fuss about anything .

After all, there are still some streets in Nigeria that have got no church in them. Seek out theses streets and start your own church. You don't need CAC to help you with registration. You can even attend Pastor Chris's sermons for lessons on preaching (it's not FOC as you will be expected to make your offering & tithe as the case may be). A humble looking canopy or warehouse will do for a start. As long as you can quote the bible pretty well, dress impeccably and speak with finesse and convince people to see things your way, the average Nigerian in search of his/her own miracle is at your mercy. The spiritual calling is no longer essential.

And just like every other business, if not properly and well managed, there is always a time to fold up .

And for those calling for this thread to be closed down, just click the log out button.

Well,
I won't marry her if she smokes, because I don't smoke myself.

I don't mind the drinking as long as it's occasional.

Suffering and smiling
Fela talk am long time ago

Rottweiler:
I feel ashamed of some of you! Some claim they love their husbands/wives but just because the individual snores, the so-called love has disappeared. Do you guys think the snorer does it intentionally or is the person happy about it? IF you claim to be married and you can't tolerate your husband's/wife's snore then you should reappraise yourself! When you have a child and he/she keeps you awake all night, what are you going to do? Abandon him or her and go sleep in another room? You people should wake up? Where art your love? I can swear most of you ain't married.
@ Priscila
A BIG SHAME ON YOU . You are bold tell the world that you abandoned a guy you claim to love just because he snores. You even stated that 2 previous girlfriends left him because of this. Congratulations! That makes you number 3 . You deserve a consolation prize. If you truly loved him you would have assisted him in looking for a solution to his problem. Do you know what happens to people that can not tolerate deficiencies in others? They are blessed with deficiencies that they can't run away from. You want to know how? I won't tell you because you will be scared!

This is a pointer to the fact that a lot of girls this days don't truly love. What is love all about? The passionate feeling to share, care, cherish, endure, protect, etc. A friend's wife abandoned him just because he lost his job. For 2 years he was living from hand to mouth, surviving on handouts from friends. The wife said she was not born to suffer (who was?). She left the 2 kids with the guy. Now the guy has been blessed with a job with an oil & gas multinational company in Port Harcourt and the BASTARD wants to come back. I repeat it, the BASTARD has been sending emissaries. I would rather die a loner than have such a self-centered and selfish individual as wife.

well spoken Rottweiler

Of all the things I would want to share with my hearthrob, my belief in God is top of that list. Hence it's a definite NO to marriage to an atheist.

Imagine a home without expressions like:

Thank God
Jesus
Let us pray
Allah be praised
If God wishes
By the grace of God

I guess an atheist can justify how someone could have escaped unscathed from a car crash that claimed the lives of 15 out of 16 passengers on the spot.

Luck?
Theory of crash test dummies?
Fate?

While I have nothing personal against atheists, I really believe that it's a matter of time before they start to believe.

Guys are 'normally unfair' when a girl is having a bad time in her relationship or just got jilted.

Guys are also 'the best thing that ever happened to a girl' when all is rosy and silky and wet between the sheets.


Every relationship has its ups and downs. Being up there doesn't make guys angels, nor does being down there make guys unfair.

What could make a difference though include:

being urself in every relationship;
loving from the heart and keeping it real;
knowing when to hang on and when to let go;
Doing all mentioned above without remorse or regret to anyone else but urself.

ma 2 cents

without rhodalyn