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Romance › Re: Guys, Which One Is Your Spec? by rickleye: 7:32pm On Mar 14, 2022

I am C,D & E

Sports › Re: Tom Brady: What Ronaldo Discussed With ‘Fellow GOAT’ by rickleye: 4:18pm On Mar 14, 2022

NwaAmaikpe:

Tom Brady was good but can by no standards on a stretched lenght be called a Greatest of All time in sports when compared to CR7. Legend would have just been the most appropriate term for CR7 to have used.

So, I don't know if to call it humility or just plain mockery.

There's Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Michael Schumacher, Muhammad Ali, Tom Brady, Roger Federer and Usain Bolt, they all set records in their respective fields but globally only one name comes to mind when the term G.O.A.T is used in sports.

Just like there is only one GOAT in showbusiness and he is Michael Jackson,
Likewise, there is only one GOAT in the world of sports, and he is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro.

I am a CR7 fan but CR7 is not GOAT in the world of sports but in soccer only.
Even that is a stretch where do you put the likes of PELE and Maradona .
How many World /Euro Cups has he won for his country ?
Can you say that CR7 dominated the game and mesmerized opponents like those 2 above did ?

Romance › Re: Nothing Turns Me Off In A Lady More Than This...(pictures) by rickleye: 7:01pm On Mar 11, 2022

I think this amounts to body shaming !! Take this down sad

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Romance › Re: I Feel Like She Manipulated Me On Getting Her Pregnant by rickleye: 6:57pm On Mar 11, 2022

Brunosamel:
Hello everyone,
One of my girlfriend manipulated me into having sex with her while she was ovulating and the funniest part is I didn't cum inside her but she ended up getting pregnant and denied it when ever I ask her if she was pregnant and she denied it, if I told her let's go for a pregnancy test she will refuse not until after 5 months getting to six moths she have finally revealed that she is pregnant. We had sex on October last year before this happened.

She once told me she would love to be the mother of my child, but I laugh it off now this has happened, I have already told her I will be doing a paternity test after she has given birth just to confirm that the baby is mine and also I told her she should remove her mind from marriage cuz I'm not going to marry her.

We have ups and down but she doesn't seems to leave me even after breaking up with her she will end up in coming to my shop, I even showcase other women in front of her, she will cry about it but still yet she is still with me, she said she can't love anyone else except me, she adores me and pleases me all the time, she calls me daddy, hubby she worship me even if I treat her like shit and she hardly disobey me. I love her though but not in that way of spending the rest of my life with her.

I will be going for NYSC this month and I'm not planning on coming back, cuz I want to leave everything behind and start a new life, hearing this seems like a set back from my goal, I don't know if I should just go my way and forget if it even happened in the first place or what if I move on and at the end the baby is mine cuz I have already vouch my child will never grow up without a father and at the same time I feel manipulated cuz this could have been avoided but I guess her mind is already made up
Note: I'm the only son of my family and my dad is late.

What's your take on this, I have told her I'm not ready to father a child yet and she says she can handle it that I shouldn't bother myself and she won't bother me either.

I need good advice on this

hmm -
1. "One of your girlfriends " Well, you got played, player !!!
2 . "You were manipulated but did not cum" - I doubt you know what you ate last week. There is also something called pre-cum which is not the mother load but contains enough protein to do the damage. Anyhow at this stage irrelevant.
3. If you were not ready to be a father why did you not take precautions before doing the deed ! ( I am venting . This is also irrelevant at this stage)

The lady has made up her mind that she wants to keep the child, this however does not mandate that you marry her but if DNA tests prove you are the father of the child, you are liable to support the child. How much, would really depend on you or if she takes you to court.
So in summary
1. You are not married to her .( Baby Mama)
2. Do not have to undertake any daily marital responsibilities.
3. You are not there for the emotional, educational, moral , physical support of the child.
4. You just give a certain amount monthly to support the child. Will the child bear your name or hers ?
5. You can come to some agreement as to when you would like to visit the child or have the child over for the weekend. ( You have no idea what the child will become in future, I would advise that you maintain a cordial relationship with the baby mama and child)
6. You live with the guilt that you are not there physically to support the child.

I would also suggest that you inform your mum of what has happened. Once the child's paternity has been confirmed and you are firm that you are still not ready to be the father. It would be nice to seek her advice and let her know that she has a grandkid somewhere. I am sure she would like to help out in any little way even though you have decided not to marry the lady.

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Politics › Re: Combat Aircrafts Of The Nigerian Airforce (Photos) by rickleye: 4:26pm On Mar 11, 2022

Stormtrooper11:
The Nigerian Airforce F-7Ni Airguard are the FASTEST aircraft in the Nigerian Airforce with a speed of 2200km/hr. They are the airdefence interceptors. The planes are responsible for keeping the Nigerian airspace in check against intruders. It's a Chinese built aircraft, a Chinese version of the Mig 21. 15 aircrafts were purchased. Over the years few crashed, the recent being the mid air collision in Abuja few days to 1st October 2018.
They are mainly based at the Kwevev airbase, Makurdi, Benue state.

Hopefully it's well maintained and doesn't run ouf of fuel midair !

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Food › Re: Poverty Is Not Good. Look At What I'm Eating Tonight [Pic] by rickleye: 1:16am On Mar 11, 2022*

iLegendd:
Honestly, poverty is not good. I'm drinking garri at this time, 12:30 AM. If not for that woman that gave me Milo and groundnut on credit, what would I have eaten?

God will punish Buhari and Putin for this suffering.

Dude you have a plate and spoon , table and chair.
When I was your age - i used my hands and bowl and sat on the floor. Better days ahead for you !

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Romance › Re: Lady Partied While Her Boyfriend Got Troubled With The Bill They Got At A Club by rickleye: 1:11am On Mar 11, 2022

No biggie
She behaved like a lady who had all the confidence in her man !
He on the other hand couldn’t believe the two of them ran up that much a tab

Romance › Re: Lady Partied While Her Boyfriend Got Troubled With The Bill They Got At A Club by rickleye: 1:08am On Mar 11, 2022

EmptyGarden:
Bill was probably written in Chinese.

Savage comment grin

Romance › Re: Which Of These Makes You Happier As a Man [Picture] by rickleye: 6:15pm On Mar 10, 2022

I'll take the busty lady on your couch for N1m.

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Romance › Re: Is It Proper For A Wife To Make Half-naked Videos Like This?(pics) by rickleye: 6:12pm On Mar 10, 2022

As long as it is in her private domain, whatever she's doing to spice up her marriage is her business.
The problem is if its recorded, it will one see the light of day and that's where the problem starts !

Crime › Re: Man Had Sex With A Married Woman, Recorded It & Posted Nude Pics On Social Media by rickleye: 6:08pm On Mar 10, 2022

Wasn't the sex consensual ?
The problem I find is the childish attitude or mindset that " I must post my deeds to social forums" " the whole world must know what I did today" Idiot!!. He's destroyed a marriage and may end up in jail.

Travel › Re: Ibadan To Lagos Train Stuck In The Forest As Fuel Finishes (pictures) by rickleye: 4:03pm On Mar 10, 2022

Onyeziokwu:
Although I don't encourage this at all but we've got to learn how to keep some stuffs off the internet please. If we keep doing this, trust me no foreigner will ever dream of investing in our economy not to talk of visiting.

Back home, I used to think that the West is 100% perfect, but no way! I've lived in London for over a year before moving to my current location and trust me, they've got their lapses too! But you can never see her citizens chatting shit online concerning their country. One of the reasons myself and others would be sweating at different high commissions across the country, thinking they've all got it 100% down here.

I disagree - Yes, they have Issues out west but you'll never hear about the silly prevalent Issues in 9ja like a train running out of fuel. If you did, you will also here that a rescue train came and transported the passengers to the nearest train station or that a bus was sent to pick them up.
With regards to not seeing their citizens talking shit about their country - You haven't visited Reddit or Discord seen enough online forums. Or visited twitter. People have to talk, Its the only way to make sure that things like this hopefully do not repeat itself. In that way, people in authority hopefully will come up with a plan next time this happens. It is also from their social forums that information is shared on demonstrations , protests on social or economic issues.

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Travel › Re: Ibadan To Lagos Train Stuck In The Forest As Fuel Finishes (pictures) by rickleye: 3:53pm On Mar 10, 2022

jaxxy:
So how will they get fuel to the middle of the forest to supply fuel?? By road or air??

A train left the station without enough fuel to reach its destination?? What a stupid country put peoples lives at risk because of sheer irresponsiblity and incompetence.

Look at the dirty looking white colored train.

I saw that too .. you have consider the conditions, it is gathering dust alone the way as the tracks are just earth.

Travel › Re: Ibadan To Lagos Train Stuck In The Forest As Fuel Finishes (pictures) by rickleye: 3:51pm On Mar 10, 2022

Words fail me !.
Why are we doing this to ourselves.
This is tantamount to an Aircraft not having fuel mid-air !
I tire,
Could you imagine you take the train from Ibadan to Lagos to board a flight !
And now we are talking about reviving the National Air Carrier. Lets focus on one thing and make it work well before moving onto something else.

Romance › Re: I Don't Regret Marrying But Am Not Happy At All by rickleye: 12:35am On Mar 10, 2022

hussey1149:
Getting married to a good man is very good.
We share everything together happiness joy pain secrets etc. But things keep getting worse by day it's getting to the point where am breaking down myself I feel his pain I supported him that is why I share his problem I find solutions on my own I hide all my pains just to comfort him and stop him from losing his mind and doing something we will forever regret but I can't bear it anymore what do I do?
We are losing our home because of 20k.

We planned business like POS business for him.
And a hair saloon for me but we were unable to start the business because of money what else can we do?

So the 20k is for hair saloon stuff or what ?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs PSG UCL (3 - 1) On 9th March 2022 by rickleye: 11:23pm On Mar 09, 2022

Fire the Coach ! PSG deserves better results.

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Cultist? – Share Your Experience by rickleye: 11:21pm On Mar 09, 2022

hmm, I was expecting a ton of responses.
Anyways, Let me say I was in Unilag during the Sowore days. I was on campus when news filtered that he had been stabbed with an unknown substance and helped to Luth. ( everyone in those days was sent there). The general belief was that he belonged to Black Eye, eiye or buccaneers so to me it was good riddance . Those days were terrible . We had the boys come down from Auchi and cause havoc and we would indeed retaliate. Knew some seemingly good dudes who were hacked to death. SMH!

My own story like most starts with a girl. She wasn't in Moremi or New Hall or Amina, She was in the one located in the middle of the school, the only one in the long line of male hostels. She had come to see me in my hall and as I was trying to make my move, my squatter ( A little refresher - Each room had 2 bunk beds - so 4 people , if you were lucky each person had a squatter making 8 people residing in a standard room. If you were unlucky, your squatter had a squatter therefore making 16 people. Wow ! Those days.

In my case, I was lucky that my co-habitants agreed to just 2 squatters. So we were just 6 people every other day.

Back to the story .. so as I was trying to make my move - this dude ( squatter) just messed up my move , he was a pest all evening that when it did seem that he had gone for good, the idiot had ruin the mood. Anyways, It was 11pm and I decided, babe, lets do it another time and place to which she agreed. As I was walking her home, she bumped into a dude, I saw it and apologized asap, she was defensive and started to argue that the dude was at fault for bumping into her. The guy didn't say anything , I just tried to placate her and said sorry to the dude. He nodded and walked on.
Now for those of you would have walked a babe home. Something that should last 5 mins takes longer, in my case 25mins. With the kisses and the boob grabbing etc . Unbeknownst to us, he had passed us by and was waiting for her at the entrance of the dorm.
As she walked away from me, I saw her talking with a dude at the entrance ( I thought security guard) and made nothing more of the encounter till the next day.

So I saw Ronke the next day and we reminisced on the lost opportunity, mid-sentence, she says, " do you remember the dude who bumped into me" I said yes, Can you imagine, he asked me to get his girl that same night ? " I checked my watch and it was 11:45 and so I told him no, that she would be sleeping and that he should call it a night as well. I said that was a bit highhanded to which she said, well he deserved it ! we laughed and moved on.

That same evening, after a long day from classes, I return to my bed and say hello to my co-habitant who calls me aside and says that a dude has been looking for me - 2ce. He informed that he wants me to have nothing to do with the person and that the person belongs to a cult. Me, cult !!!, I said laughing that the dude must have the wrong room and person. My co-habitant said nope. He described me to a tee , he knew what course I was taking and my year.

Crap, Crap , Crap ! I said. And just like clockwork, tap, tap, tap. I open the door, the cultist is there with his buddies, they call me out.
I go out and then he relays exactly the same thing Ronke mentioned earlier about their interaction. I apologize profusely , he motions his hands for me to keep quiet and says - He knows, I am a good person but that he has to teach Ronke manners. As, I look to the ground and ask what my options are , they say, either lure her to a place where she gets a beating or if they are to expense resources and get her by themselves and she could get raped !

He puts his hand on my shoulder and says he knows, I will do the right thing ! What exactly, is the right thing ? He said he will return tomorrow to get my response.
I return to the room and my black face is pale. The blood has drained from it. Sweat enveloped me even with a ceiling fan on high speed as I sunk on my bed. My cohabitant asked what happened. I informed him, and added, "I haven't even slept with the girl, yet" he laughed out loud, my heart beat faster. After what seemed like eternity, he asked me not to worry and that he will deal with it.... ( Sorry, here is where i will stop)

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Romance › Re: PLZ Help Me Understand My Nigerian Gf by rickleye: 8:20pm On Mar 09, 2022

Since you have feelings for her.
You have to sit her down and talk with her.
Explain that whatever happened in that WWF play simulation stays there. Let her know that you have noticed that ever since that" game" she has changed and is bossy. You do not like the new her. She needs to know and not think that you are okay with the change in her behaviour.
She may also have informed her friends that she beat you up ! and had to help you up. In any case, physically assaulting her - isn't the answer.
"dominating in bed "
-- A true test of ones strength isn't always the force applied to a blow but restraining oneself when you are about to apply the blow.
If she doesn't change then you can both go your separate ways.

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Romance › Re: If Wedding Vows Include “may I Die The Day I Cheat” – Will You Get Married? by rickleye: 7:01pm On Mar 09, 2022

nickyj19:
afonjaaaaas

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Romance › Re: If Wedding Vows Include “may I Die The Day I Cheat” – Will You Get Married? by rickleye: 6:46pm On Mar 09, 2022

nickyj19:
Wedding vows are oaths many couples ae
supposed to be bonded by.
However, a lot of couples break this oath with reckless
abandon.
Wedding vows include, “For better for worse, till death do
us part,” yet couples break it.
What if the vows included, “Let me die if I cheat on you” ?
Would couple still take the vows?
Would you take such vow?

Who does the killing ?

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Romance › Re: Why Do You Fornicate I Need Your Honest Answer. by rickleye: 6:45pm On Mar 09, 2022

I don't think anyone in their right mind, consciously, knowingly and willingly does it as a Christian.
Would someone deliberately pour gas on themselves and strike a match. ?
Those that Confess to be Christians will always feel guilty afterwards and repent until the next temptation comes knocking.
Its a combination of the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
He that fall in the day of temptation - the power is weak.
There are many things we fall short on daily.
We as humans see sexual sins as high on a list ... but even "he that knows to do good and doesn't do it - Is sin. "

How many things have we all come across and left undone or left to the other brothers or sisters to do - Its not my business.
Looking at that busty sister in church a second longer is sin -

Don't focus your irie on those 2 alone.
God help us all.
If you havent started please dont !.

Romance › Re: How Can You Tell If A Chat Will Later Involve Billing (pics) by rickleye: 6:20pm On Mar 09, 2022

I still don't know where you all find your women. I can take you out for lunch or dinner and perhaps assist with a Okada ride back home.
But when you start to ask for this and that. I am cutting and moving on.

Family › Re: My ₦25,000 Low Budget Wedding In Pictures by rickleye: 6:12pm On Mar 09, 2022

Excellent ! Like its the quality of the ceremony that determines the quality of the marriage .
Many whom have married with Millions are divorced and in debt.
Congrats !.

Romance › Re: Is the pastor right for dumping her? by rickleye: 4:34pm On Mar 08, 2022

Truvelisback:
Her ex refused, he wants her back. The dude paid all school fees for her. And she had been ignoring her ex too.

Why would he want someone that doesn't want him. What kind of loveless marriage will he put himself through.
If the pastor or anyone could pay back some of his investment in her, Its a win win. He gets money and finds someone who loves him, the lady is free from the bondage and can marry her benefactor. Food for thought !

Romance › Re: How Can You Advise A Hor.ny Teenage Girl? by rickleye: 11:30pm On Mar 07, 2022

Vinnie2000:
Nice comment, Bro! Point's well noted.

I Visited Port-Harcourt during my days at UNILAG . I was about 18 and there were these two girls, the landlord's daughter and her friend about 14/15. I was new and the rumour they were spreading was that I was their boyfriend. These girls tried everything to get me to sleep with them. Dude, I came across a journal i wrote where I was just praying to God for strength. They were just too young and I wanted no part of them. I would bring ladies home and they would try and listen through the doors or make noise and interrupt ( bros, you quiet , everything okay, bros can we finish watching the movie etc) they would giggle with their revealing tops and bumshots. One day I touched the landlord's daughter bosom and she's like bros, you can go deeper, I open for you !.
I quickly withdraw my hand - She was mad. A few weeks later, I get called by the Landlord . As i entered the parlour, I see the daughter on the floor, she had been crying, the mother is saying her life don spoil o. I greeted him, someone slapped me, I fell to one knee. looked around and saw the culprit. As, I stood up to confront the dude, the landlord shouted that's enough - and proceeded to explain why he had asked me to come.
The girl was pregnant and he wanted to know my plans for her daughter. I couldn't laugh because I was still wriggling in pain. ( Apparently, he had heard the rumours and assumed as I was the guilty party) .
I asked the girl as calmly as I could - Am I the one ? - She said no .
I then informed the landlord , when my brother returns, we are leaving this house and you are going to pay back the rent . ( my brother pays 2 years rent in advance plus he's very generous with giving the landlord's wife money. )
I then walked out of his room.
2 days after when my brother returned, the landlord and wife came to apologize and informed me that they had found the culprit and begged that we not leave the house....

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Family › Re: How Best Do I Punish My Mum? by rickleye: 11:02pm On Mar 07, 2022

That's easy -
Go get your fiance back - Plan the wedding and after the wedding tell your mum. You'll never get to see the grandkids for the lies you told me.

Romance › Re: Is the pastor right for dumping her? by rickleye: 10:55pm On Mar 07, 2022

I don't have strength to break this down but a Pastor who slept with the lady to make sure she gets preggy aint a pastor.
He must have forgotten that one could easily lose the preggy afterwards.
The ideal thing would be for him, the sponsor and the lady to have a discussion and see if money could settle the matter. or if the lady has a friend or anyone to fulfill the agreement.

You can't go into a covenant and then hide under the Grace of God.
I mean someone commits murder and becomes born again. You still have to pay the price for killing another human being- So you go to Jail a born again.
All things are possible to them that believe - Clearly the pastor man doesn't believe what the good book says.

Romance › Re: Guys How Often Do You Encounter Circumcised Girls During Sex? by rickleye: 10:43pm On Mar 07, 2022

How do you know which is circumcised or not ?

Romance › Re: How Can You Advise A Hor.ny Teenage Girl? by rickleye: 10:41pm On Mar 07, 2022

Vinnie2000:
My Neighbour's 14 Years old Niece Whom was brought from the Village is Quite Respectful and Nice! She goes on Errands without complaining@All.

But her Problem is She does not Joke with anything Sex-related! Once you by Mistake tell a story or Joke containing Sex, She will be all over you for more Details(on the sexual part)!

Recently, I heard her singing Rema's song (Soundgasm) and you need to see how she was 'Chewing' the Lyrics and Singing excitedly with some naughtiness!
It is Crystal Clear that by 2024 or 2025, This Girl might be Collecting 'Rods' Steady!

But I Could not help but Think. WHAT IF I WERE HER ELDER BROTHER OR FATHER.
WOULD I JUST WATCH AND LEAVE HER?

So I am Thinking of Stylishly Advising her to Wait till 20 or 21 Years before she has sex since it is obvious she has a High libido!

SO AS AN ADULT, WHAT IS THE BEST ADVICE FOR A HOR.NY GIRL?

She's at a very suggestive age and should be getting this from a woman not a dude( except her father)
Just make sure your not the dude who does the unthinkable. Besides that, just pray for her cause anything else you say is going in one ear and out the next one.

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Romance › Re: .. by rickleye: 10:33pm On Mar 07, 2022

Kollins11:
Guy, I'm talking from experience. Please don't visit that brothel again because soon you will be addicted to it and by then it will be too late for you to quit. You won't be able to save money because you will be eager to taste almost all the ladies pussies in the brothel (including those evening newspapers you're shying away from)

You will want to explore by searching/looking for new brothel to visit because you feel you have handled almost all the ladies pussies in the previous brothels. Before you know it, your body count will be over 40 and still counting...

You won't be able to look for a decent girl (YES! They're still decent girls but few) to call your girlfriend because you will feel all girls are into runz. Don't let nairaland guys congratulate you for becoming be a man. Most of them are battling with this same addiction.

I don't want to be typing much... But, Guy please stop now that the time is still young. Infact it's better to look for a girlfriend then visit brothels. Bro I just adviced you like the way I will advice my own blood brother.

Please STOP!!!!!

I agree. Mine is 100+ and counting.. my regret is to have started in the first place. Number of ladies, I've visited 2ce is 6. incase you are thinking.

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