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Pastorsmile:
Kill Putin and the world will experience maximal peace.

Unfortunately you can kill evil, another will rise ' might be the anti-christ " we deal with the devil we know for now.

Why would CIA want to kill Abramovich. He has been one of the few guys trying to negotiate peace talks. Someone whom Zelensky even asked not to be sanctioned. This moves seems to have pissed off Putin who said that they will be doing some " cleansing " of bastards and traitors.
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/03/16/putin-says-russia-must-undergo-self-cleansing-of-society-purge-bastards-and-traitors.html

US does not want to be dragged into a war. Biden who withdrew forces from Afghan theatre will not place troops into another theatre of war unless Russia attacks a NATO country. Biden has unequivocally said they will not create a NO-FLY zone - which would be a declaration of war. So I like KGB for this and not CIA.

GoldPips:
This is bullshit

Apologies bro

Don't have to apologize. You're entitled to you opinion.

Would you like a glass of water ?
Were you satisfied ?
Did you cum ?
That was awesome babe ?
Would you like some milk ?
Wow, that was fabulous babe ?

festacman:
Super Eagles supposed to have beaten Black Stars in the first leg match. Ours is a golden generation of players while theirs is a team undergoing rebuilding. Believe me, if Ghana had the players we have they would have beaten us home and away.

It will be too bad if Nigeria's flag is not hoisted in FIFA World Cup in Qatar. And it will be a TRAGEDY if this crop of highly talented players fail to reach their potentials.

Up to this point, Eguavoen and Amunike haven't covered themselves in glory to justify the use of local coaches.

May we beat Ghana and qualify. Amen

You call this batch of players golden - what would you call the 1994 Super Eagles Team - Sapphire ! Diamond !.

Officiallyme:
Hello guys, met this girl some time around January this year and asked her out and we started dating ever since

So recently, I got to know about her past. Her past was so reckless that it is giving me a second thought about everything, started having s*x at the age of 15 while in secondary school and travelling to see a lot of men whom she claimed was asking after her hand in marriage. This girl has slept with so many guys that it's freaking me out, funny thing is, she's been lying and hiding some things but as a smart guy, I've always had my way around her to tell me the truth.

She told me she did a "mistake" abortion for one of her boyfriends then and just last year December, she had s*x with a married man and she knew very well he was married. These are just few of the stuffs I recently found out about, I know it's all in the past and she claims she's changed and want a real relationship with me but I don't believe at all, she claims to love me so much and cannot do without me and honestly, I love her too but I'm scared this may just change a lot about everything.

I don't know what to do, I'm hurt and disappointed and I don't know what to do now. I just need someone to talk to me, please don't insult me, I just need some pieces of advise.

Thanks

I'll tell you a story... there was this lady who played " hard to get " one of many. She would later tell me that I was " too nice " & polite and tht she was not used to that. She was used to "bad boys " persona. In any case, once we started dating she would tell me her past . When we cuddle she would say mum sends her greetings and confess that she loves me and that she did this or that in her past. ( Had an abortion, had sex with this dude or that ) and she will keep wanting assurances that I wouldn't leave her or discard her because of her past.

Not to sound like a religious nut - But if Jesus loved us while we were yet sinners. Then babe - My love for you is not based on past relationships but in the now. I would chide her and say " Girl you bad o " and we laugh but then she would ask - do I still love her, in which I would respond. yes !

The most important thing is that she is with you Now !!!
As long as she does not have any affliction that you cant deal with - Can she still have kids, or any virus which attacks the immune system but most importantly are you both compatible ?. Then enjoy the time you both have and see where it leads to.

Damn! She's got the front bumper too ! - I want comprehensive coverage pls !

Can't change church fast enough !!
What's the name of the church ?

Yep ! It did end well and it was memorable.
She played hard to get and later confessed ... I loved you at first sight , you blew my mind , you made my body shiver when you talked and when you held my hand - I felt alive. . Even though life had different Ideas and paths for us. Whenever, I call her to say hi or we bump at parties.. I always sing this song to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKLnifIvnDQ

Amb1045:
Last night, at about 18:30, I hired the services of a taxi driver to get to Lokogoma

Along the way I saw an old woman of about 75 years old who was walking alone with her cane . It was blowing dry and cold and it affected me so much that I asked the driver to drop her off where she was going before dropping me off at the destination. And that I was going to increase the judged rate.

The driver parked near the old woman and I told her: "Mom, get in, we'll drop you off where you're going to."

She refused to come inside of the cab. I insisted until she finally agreed.
After we gotten to where she lived, she went down in front of a mini estate and we left.

Arriving to my destination I saw that the old woman had forgotten her walking cane in the cab.
The next day I went to where she lives to return her cane.

I got into the yard and I found a woman older than the one I helped the day before.
So I described the old one I'm looking for and the older one asked me to wait a minute.

She entered the house and came out with a photo. I immediately recognized the old woman I'm looking for.
And the older one announced her death which took place 12 years ago!

I then exclaimed "I don't think so! Yesterday I was the one who helped her get home here in this yard."
The older one asked me to accompany her to the cemetery she will show me her grave.

God! I took courage and we went to the grave site. She showed me the grave, actually the one I'm looking for has been dead for 12 years!

And on the grave there was a package meant for me (weird) and a letter that says :
- My son, I know you are a good man because I knew you were going to come back and give me back my walking stick. That is why I left you this treasure to express my gratitude to you.

Take this package and open it.

Quickly, under the gaze of the older woman, I opened the package... JESUS!

There was in the package all these lies that you just read because I realized that people don't read anymore.

I never eat for days now. Make una no vex, Hunger na great motivation
Enjoy this new week���

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The slap heard all around the world ! or the Slap that broke the Internet .

KanwuliaBaby:
You have to be creative.
You know it gets to a stage you call the police and the lt ALREADY KNOW YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME!

They will say “Hello “MISS LAURA”, are you calling about your “REPEAT OFFENDERS” again?

And I will reply: “YEP”!
Then they will say-“We are on our way”!

One day, the sent 4 HEAVY BLACK COPS to tackle 2 of them. The cops insulted the children ehn? Shegeeeeey!

The children told them I threatened to SHOOT them!

I told them YES! In self defense.
I told them I would not hesitate to gun them down if they show up in MY SIDE OF THE HOUSE UNINVITED. They can reach me via phone or landline intercom.✅

There are actually some shows on TV where " Troubled/bad kids" are sent to Jail for a while. The Idea is to scare them sh$t into good behaviour before they commit a crime that would send them there permanently.
It really takes a community to raise a child. Abroad the options are somewhat limited. So you have the home-school-church*-camp in Nigeria you have home,school,church,aunties,uncles,neighbours etc.
I always like to use the word "suggest" so as not to come appear judgmental . It is not easy raising teenagers - in the realm of social media and peer pressure. You do your very best and pray that It is enough.

KanwuliaBaby:
Explain further please.
Highlight of whose parenting?
Na only me dey parent am? Im papa nor dey house?
Did you ever see me dress like an ashi on or off NL?

We don’t live in places like Ajegunle or “Banana Island” in this complex. This is a private residential area. We don’t have Alaye-Slayers roaming aimlessly around here in COBB COUNRRRRY!
Thank you!

Na for this kain neighborhood you wanno commit crime? You see anybarry dey waka with leg for hia? Before you reach here 50 neighbors don snap you with RING camera. CCTV nko? Plus where everyone is FREE to own a GUN? Kam try ya best luck!

Cobb Country !!! Atlanta beautify place . Love the Mayor . Dislike the gun culture but that's a story for different time and place. Didn't Pastor Creflor Dollar have an Incident with the cops and his daughter a few years ago. ?

pocohantas:
Nah. I don’t use tin tomato. I haven’t used it in almost 4 years now and you would never know. I use a mix of tomatoes, tatashe, shombo and rodo.

Thanks - looks amazing....

pocohantas:
You are most welcome. I am glad you loved it, but biko, it is not buka stew. You don’t use vegetable oil in buka stew and you don’t use spices.



Tin tomato in your stew is as useless as the “P” in psychology. Please delete it. If you choose to continue with it, do not use it for this stewing method.



So far as there is oil in the pot and it is exposed to heat, at some point it would begin to FRY. Albeit not as intensely as the frying method. If it remains longer on heat, then the water would evaporate (considerably) and it would fry more. Yes, the sour taste would be eradicated, just patiently allow it boil on medium heat.

Really ! I thought tin tomato aids in making it reddish ?

If you are not married and available - Let us talk

This board is so 1990's. Why not have a monitor to the right of the offender with his details.

Interesting! Usually the complaint is that the girl doesn't " put out "
Having sex 2/3 times a week is healthy in my book.
One of the reasons at your age could be the level of stress you are facing at work which is affecting your libido/testosterones levels.
Is she working or in school ?
When you are faced with life challenges ( school fees, work deadline , family Issues etc ) being physically ready for sex at times could be mental and not physical.
Do you get aroused when a busty /attractive lady brushes by you ? Does your blood boil hot ? Or do you need assistance to get hard ?
Answer these questions and maybe its as simple as needing testosterones booster

@queenblog is that really your profile pic .
Wow ! You are stunningly gorgeous .

Wow If you have fulfilled the knocking on the door.
I would suggest you cross out redundant stuff.
Like the beers and complete the list with specific items.
Like the Yam, fish , select an Item of clothes from the list, an item of drink from the list etc. Once you reach N250k, That is enough.
Are they paying for the wedding hall, and reception, rent for the house , feeding expenses.
Dude - Cut your clothes according to your cloth. Do not give yourself brain hemorrhage.

I have told my girlfriend whatever list your family provides we split in two. If its 1M, you pay half and I half. If its 5M, you contribute half.

chatinent:
I don't understand what you'll take on after we advise you but if I were in your shoes, I'll sit her down and talk sense into her.
No petting!
No sweet names!


It's a legit: “let this be the first and last time you talk to me in that way. And here is how it is going to be: you are going to be using N30k each month to cook for the next six months until you learn to manage. Most families feed with N7k weekly on food for more than three persons and you are making me look stupid giving you N50k with some other sums for misc for just you, the baby, and I...when I also provide money for bulk purchases. I warn you, don't angry me, and you've been banned from requesting additional money from me till further notice!” Well, btw, Abeg jare, contact me for thesis and dissertation writing.

I agree with the bros here
Did you say she is working ?
So what does she use her money for ?
So bring out an excel sheet and outline what she buys with the money ... Do not spend what you don't have. Cut your clothes according to your cloth. She must be talking with some women you aren't married or comparing herself to others .

This reminds me when I was paid to write the exam for people. 2ce during my first year in university and once when I was a corper.
God Bless Nigeria!

pansophist:
I support with 1M naira.

Please pm me when and where it will take place. If I can't attend, I'll send someone to verify and observe how a human can change to a cat or even any animal. Infact change to anything, I'll still pay. I always hear, but have never witnessed juju first hand.

I will match it ! My offer expires in 3 month June 21st. Keep walking ..

Mickykarim:
This is uncivilized, inhuman and demeaning. Jungle justice is not the solution. Makes us lower animals too. Whatever she might have done wrong does not justify DEHUMANISING her.

Everybody in Nigeria now becoming worthy of the jungle.

Better than them throwing a tire on her and burning her like they do the mail counterparts.

Emday:
Wow...this is a very commendable investment from Microsoft.

Honestly Nigeria has tremendous potentials if we get our act together

A big If .. ! I am surprised this wasn't built in Ghana due to yahoo boys.

This is Nigeria for crying out loud. The giant of Africa . What a shame ? Lives just wasted. When will this stop ? This was not prevalent during military rule ?

The story sounds made up !
Apologies if it isn't.
"My Husband" - After all this, you still call him " My husband" I would think you have some other name for him by now.
Anyways, you have not mentioned if you have any children with him nor do I know how old you are . ( With children you cannot just leave unless you are working and r self sufficient and depending on your age finding someone who can love at your age might be an Issue)
He has certainly made a mockery of your marriage to him.
So I would find a way of fleecing him for some money and then leaving him.
His actions portray someone who has given up on your relationship.
I do not see the path to reconciliation with him.

JOBgame:
Pls am here to seek advice and words from u guys pls,am a guy who does not like to trouble my girlfriends so i do find myself comfort with that.but my friends always say that am too calm and gentle that i do leave girls treat me as they wish.


Pls just a word or few will solve thanks.

You need to clarify your ask . What do you mean by Dominating ?
Gives some examples of such scenario with your gf .

Bigredmachine:
What has a leg chain got to do with the job, was the question... Now the answer is... What is the work of the leg chain on the leg...

I have come to a conclusion that many people don't have any tangible reasons as to why they do some certain things in this life, because u see other people do it, u too just want to do it...

If for example my friend who is a musician tints his hair, pierce his ear and draws tattoo on his body (just to promote his hustle) and because it looks good on him, then me an aspiring banker or a medical doctor should i now go and do same, just because it looks good... Anyway I digress

This empty skull headed girl, would see it as normal and something accepted by the general public...

Am happy she did not get the Job... Cause her appearance has already showed she's irresponsible...

Blunt ! and a Straight Shooter !

She might have a reason for wearing the leg chain but it's not what the company is looking for. And for her to know it was because of the leg chain means they told her.

LollySeaSide:
First, na hire purchase dem dey call am no be higher purchase.
To you kwesion, na you know how much profit you wan make.
E go depend on the person whe wan ride the korepe and the business area too.
Good luck with your investment.

Savage I was wondering what the " Higher Purchase" was about.. Thanks for clarifying

Okay as someone who had 4 bikes - I hope my advice is valuable.
I am routing for you to succeed as the drivers I had were a mixed bunch. 2 were excellent, a 3rd was okay and the 4th was terrible. I would have purchased 6 more but for the last dude.
My strategy was as follows - I started with 2 and once I got investment back after 6months, I bought a 3rd and after 3month, a 4th.

Now to as money back - You are looking for either N20k for 18months = ( 78weeks) = 1.5M ( So you collect the amount every week, Its deposited in your agreed account)
Or you can ask N30k for 12months ( 52 weeks) = 1.56M ( Quite aggressive)

I was informed that those bikes are heavily restricted in Lagos now and therefore no longer quite as successful as before.
You also have to plan for weeks when the bike might be seized, accidented, driver sick, holidays or when the driver would just vanish into thin air.
All the best bro !