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EvolvedPisces:
Ode very ugly simp that needs public validation

Savage comment. Dude you're wicked!

Look at that 4 pack tummy !
Dude your bizz is your bizz !

Beebah2000:
Here is the question

You have a girlfriend and this girlfriend of yours has a female bestie.
One day, your girlfriend's bestie called you and you guys greeted normal normal. So, she asked you if you could have time to go out with her, like to go watch film in cinema. But she doesn't want your girlfriend to know about it.
Will you agree to go out with her?

I did something similar with sisters. I wanted the younger one but she insisted I date her older one. So when the older one was away, she would " entertain " me. Sometimes, I would deliberately visit when I knew the older one ( my gf ) was away. One day, they had an argument and of course, the secret came out. I had a script written as I knew the day would eventually come. My gf, the older sister came storming to my house and poured out her heart to me. She wasn't pissed that i did what I did, the issues were
1. I did it in her house
2. With her sister.

I apologized but it was never the same. The older brother who was a friend advised me to stop coming as my presence brought about a constant resentment between the 2 sisters. The mom who was a darling would ask why I no come visit them again, I just put on a fake smile and said mummy, school work.

My advise - Break up with one before dating the other or else you'll lose both.

DO NOT PAY !!!! or else we will not see the money.
Instead agree to BOOT - Build Operate Own and Transfer either a refinery or bridges or something.
Anything but paying the money into an account please.

Righteousness2:
Gambling is a Spirit. A very wicked and destructive spirit. Just like sucubus and incubus.

Your bro needs a constant dose of the word of GOD and Deliverance prayers. This will chase out the spirit and the spirit of GOD will come in and take over.

I recommend You begin to attend services at the Lord's Chosen with your brother. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays.

This is part of the solution but you didn't have to plug in your church.

1. You have to address the root of the problem - Where did it all begin ? You don't just jump from A to Z .
2. He has to admit he has a problem - If you are the one identifying the Issue - He hasn't reached rock bottom. He must say like the prodigal son, I need help and I am willing to do all I can do .
3. Find Gambling addiction group
4. Prayers and Support.
5. Accountable partner, - Set up a routine ( No friends who gamble , like gambling or talk gambling )
6. You want to replace the habit with something - a healthy habit either going to prayer meetings or ushering or something.

Is there a question anywhere or an assertion ?

PUNISH YOUR HUSBAND !!!!
Leave the girl alone.

Birds of the same feather flock together.
The type of circle you keep brings about the quality of girls that you meet.
Substitute yourself with your brother or family friend and think with your God given brain what advice would you give.
Apologies if i offend anyone but she's acting like a GFE. And as such, she gets 5k per 3rd base i get to.

Fatalveli:
What about a man who achieved success before getting married?

Who’s behind him?

Give an example ? Married or in a hetero relationship are the same, a woman is involved. Unless you play for the "other side" I rest my case.

Say What ?
Well he is actor ? Looking for publicity.
These are not the days of Things Fall Apart " Who killed the boy hat calls him father - Okonkwo "
DNA is what makes you, you - Your traits . It's the basic functional unit of life.
I plan to adopt one day but until then. If a woman claims i father a child - Produce the DNA.

BluntTheApostle:
Yes. The Nigerian people suffer for every woman that gets pregnant. For one thing, we may suffer for her reduced efficiency.



She knew that she was not supposed to get pregnant out of wedlock.

So, it is not a wrong.

How does the Nigerian People suffer for every woman that gets pregnant ? Unless you came out from a man's womb - this is a fallacy ?
Do you know behind every successful man there is a woman who allowed him to achieve his greatest self while she took care of the kids and the home.
What reduced efficiency - there are tons of roles pregnant policewomen can hold besides going on raids -
This is a discriminate law which says you are less than a person because you have a womb !
CEO's of companies , military personal have babies out of wedlock yet Nigerian policewomen have diminished returns ?

This is Dumb ! How about the dude who did the deed. Or were all the women, The Virgin Mary ?
Why not have the law against the men who have children out of wedlock ?
Aren't the women already "punished" having to carry the child for 9 months plus nursing the baby and in addition as single parents ?
This is a simple case of tying a person's hand behind their back and telling her to swim to shore SMH

Crap.. 1Million in debt yet the man still died.
So you either find 86 people to donate N10K or you accept that we are spirit beings that live in a dirt bag ( Body ) and possess a soul (mind). Which means that the real dude no longer resides in that dirt bag.
Why hustle for 860k plus funeral expenses.
I would leave the body and spend the money on the funeral to be attended by the living.

Crap ! Crap !! Crap !!!
Just a $hit load of Crap.
For starters you just created an account a week ago . So you either must have been banned from here or have multiple accounts.
That said - What are you basing your Ideology on - Is it from personal experience , the bible or human literature. ?

Ninethmare:
I returned back to the east after NYSC on December 2018, but instead of going home I got a place to stay in Anambra state.

The girls in Anambra are just beautiful that it will be hard for you not to take a second look

I sworn that I will never cheat on my Fiancé cause I love her so much and wouldn't want to hurt her


After like three weeks in Awka konji was killing me, Meanwhile babe is somewhere very far doing a program in her field

On January 23rd A friend came around and was suggesting us visiting one of the brothels in Awka. I was initially not interested, so he suggested I just escort him there and sit at the bar until he was done. I said cool that's fine.

So he went in with one of the girls, I was just taking some drinks when a very beautiful prostitute passed, instead of John Thomas to relax, him foolishly stand.

After negotiations we entered

Just because it's be quite a while I just dey use my power on the babe, all of a sudden what I noticed was "Condom done burst"

I noticed late and believe me the girl wasn't bothered, I was like "you carry anything? ".

She was like no I am fine. for my mind I was like "even if she get she will still say no"

I immediately ran to a chemist and asked for Ciprofloxacin, bought it then I left leaving my friend behind cause that dude can taste like three different girls in one night

Two weeks later I was sick of fever, that same week joint pains, fatigue, headache, in fact my neck was hurting.

I opened goggle searched about symptoms of HIV, what I was got me more scared. I was like so this girl dash me HIV free of charge, no wonder she wasn't feeling remorsed when the condom busted.

Fear gripped me, I started thinking Lord what have I done.
Lord I am sorry
Forgive me and don't let me pay so heavy for my mistake.

Fast forward till 10th May 2019

I went to the hospital to do some test

I did hepatitis, Liver function test, typhoid, malaria, I wanted to do HIV but I was scared I decided not to.

Two days later I went back to get the test result.

Hepatitis-Negative
Malaria-positive
typoid-Negative
Liver function test - A little above normal(doc said no need to worry)

20th May I decided to go to Owerri to do the HIV test in case I was positive so nobody will know me. in fact I didn't use my real name when filling the HIV form.

After the long discussion the counselor will give, then it was time to Carry out the test.

My hands and feets were shaking. the counselor noticed and he said even if you have it there are ARVs for you to live healthy (I was like God just forgive me, I know I have failed)

As soon as he took my blood, I stood up wrote my number on a shot of paper and said Sir please send the result to me via sms, he was just staring at me while I left.

I left and went to a bar sitting and waiting for the result via sms

After 20mins I got a test. my heart was beating when I opened it what I saw was "Your HIV test result says you are negative, always protect yourself but remember abstinence is the best".

I was so happy but I Needed to confirm it again, so I returned back to Awka that same day.

Today being 22nd May 2019, I went to Medical Center Amaku to confirm.

I went in after every every I was confirmed negative. happiness from no where came over me.

As I was leaving I looked towards the special clinic and saw crowd of HIV positive persons waiting to get ARVs, and I was like what if I had tested positive is this how I will disgrace myself and my family.

I opened a trend previously asking if HIV persons can join the military. This is because my uncle is making sure I join the Nigeria Prison service. I would have been disgraced if I tasted positive.

I have sworn that from this day I will never have sex till I get married. cause I am planning to get married next year God willing.

So my friends try to know your status today.

You might be scared but just know that only test can confirm your status.


So when last did you check your status?

Henceforth, I am importing my condoms for abroad. That was one hell of a experience.

I came to see the trendy outfit ! Did I miss a photo ?

kyber:
Entering into a Commercial transport vehicle and using sit belts has become a terrible problem and a bad decision to those who use it .

The fear of getting your white or any other bright fabric material stained with the Seat belt In the vehicle while going to work or any other important occasion has caused great worry

Drivers don’t clean the seat belts of their vehicle but why?

Same thing happened to me and I was devastated


Here is another example below (picture)

Narrate your experience !!!
What do you think?

Dude, I blame you for putting on a white shirt. I only wear shirt for Church and I am either getting a ride, biking or driving my self.

Maybe she is on her way to pick up the private Jet

Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.

Call me what you like. I welcome the full press contact.
And if the lady is generous with the full frontals, I'll pay for her ride and if she is pretty, I'll get her phone number .

You dont just jump to gang-rape and then decide to upload to facebook.
The must have been doing this for a while, the long hand of the Law just caught up to them.
19 years old with their life Infront of them. Well, that 25 years to life, In gulag. just a waste of life.

ademasta:
No matter what, the rich also cry


Na she know where shoe dey pinch am for leg

Nice Mexican Soap Opera - " The Rich also Cry "

icebird25:
Be cautious of what you post or do on Facebook..but some people won't heed to that simple advice..
Oya come and gbese.

As shared by Sapientem @GospelJosiah



https://mobile.twitter.com/GospelJosiah/status/1280206415106379776

If Facebook crashed the marriage .. The relationship was not strong to start off with.

Senomii:
You have to be crazy to be able to solve this

hmm.
A file means straight line
So worm 1 said 2 worms behind
Last worm 3 said 2 words ahead.
Middle worm said non close by because there actually aren't any worms besides you are in a file ( straight line )

The other one was weird
6 4 9 10 11
Six | Four | Nine | Ten | Eleven | ( There is no F or T in the names ).
But on a Calendar June | April | Sept |October | Nov | ( JASON )
Jason ?

toyoson0:
I met a lady here on Nairaland, we chatted on WhatsApp and we talked on call frequently. We later met and we had sex on a Saturday which is 22nd of January, she later called me a week later that she is pregnant for me. I told my friends about it and they told me I should confirm it it is really mine, so I told her we should go for pregnancy test in the hospital and she said she is 100% sure it is mine that if she do it she wouldn't abort it cos I told her I wasn't ready for a baby right now. Now I told her yesterday morning let go for test in the hospital together on Saturday in the evening she called me she has gone to the hospital that afternoon for the test that it is mine. I was like but I said we should go together for the test , am kinda confused right now cos I dont know if she want to run me street. This night she called that she will go for the abortion tomorrow morning but I must have sex with her to make the abortion easy for her. Am really confused right now cos my friends said she is trying to pin another person's pregnancy on me or is trying to get pregnant for me by force

" but I must have sex with her to make the abortion easy for her."
Wonders shall never end.... Dude - If you fall for that, I have a island I want to sell for you.
If you must fall into the trap, wear a bloody condom !!! Its not only unwanted babies your prevent but also STD's.

- It wont even rise, no matter what the lady does to it. There is a mental component to it. My body may be there but my mind would be elsewhere.

In depends on your definition of sex. Does it include pre-intimacy then average is 20-30mins. If you do not include pre-intimacy then average is 10-15mins. If you use sildenafil or dapoxetine then you could last forever. The goal is to make sure that your spouse cums so that she is not frustrated that you have ejaculated while her engine is still revving.

Now this is a smart couple. Very smart being financial prudent . If I had my way in lieu of gifts at my wedding, I would ask that people pay for the food at the reception. I know a ton of people who owe Millions for putting on a wedding only for the marriage to collapse less than 5 years into it.

Is this new .?. You think the former greats got along with everyone else. Certainly not ! Because not everyone is driven with the same passion & Intensity for the game. Lets compare records Paul Ince vs Ronaldo. Outside of England, who knows Paul Ince's name ?

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/BAD+BOY+INCE+MAY+WINCE+AT+4-MATCH+BAN.-a060615897 . I have never heard of a disciplinary record against Ronaldo or breaking curfew.

This was just clickbait and I fell for it

Nedangel:
So this girl ( 15 years) was brought to my house by my wife after my wife gave birth a year after. My wife said she really needs someone to help her, but I kicked against it. After much pestering from my wife, I agreed.

I sooo much have feelings for this girl.
I have fought it so much. Some times my wife is out/ travels and am alone with her and kid when am back from work. But this strong feeling comes up and I feel like having her. Most times I find my self thinking about this girl. It's to the point that my chest pains me.. When I ask my wife for s*x, Most times & always she says she's tired.

Please it's really affecting me, it's eating me up. I need suggestions/ advice from my well meaning Nairalanders. Thanks allot.

KICK HER OUT ! KICK HER OUT ! KICK HER OUT !!
1. She is 15 underage
2. You fool won't use a condom and therefore will get her preg.
3. Kick her out !!!

Nicholaspepe:
Thank u so much sir. God bless everythng that pertaineth to you. I am in tears right now. Many thanks. God bless u richly. Amen.
Alert seen.

Thanks for the prayers

Nicholaspepe:
Someone should pls in GOD's name help me. I'm seriously starving. Help with whatever u can pls.
SIX-THREE-ONE-TWO-FOUR-FIVE-FIVE-SIX-NINE-SIX

Fidelity Bank

Happy Valentine 10k make sure to get something to eat!.

AdorableSat:
We were so surprised. He got each of us one box of this. And wished us well in all our endeavours. He said Valentine is not for lovers alone. Just thought of sharing my smiles.

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