₦airaland Forum

Make sure that you are GoldCircle Condoms in your purse at all times. If you do not want to have sex, do not kiss, hold hands or be alone together. A man will " have you" in the back seat of his car and you know we release on average 3 mins. So avoid the precursor ! No kiss or be prepared with Condoms.

Most People "beat the meat" It is healthy.
Where it is not healthy is when it affects your work and health.
You can know those of us that Jerk -off by the hair on their head. Therefore, I can tell you that the Prince of Wales, yep Prince Williams does it.
All those people who do not have a full head of hair do. Besides shedding of hair due to cancer treatment.
How to stop - You need to do the following
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Be accountable to someone on a weekly bases. or when you are feeling week.
3. Find the trigger - This could be due to the fact that you are stressed and want to " lash out " ; you are getting inconsistent sex - instead of every 2 days or 3 days, Its once a week and you have to beg or manipulate your spouse/girlfriend ; Stop watching anything with perceive nudity- No Nairaland , No social Media content with pictures, no bb Naija and all those Americanized programming; Sleep early 10:30pm lights out ( thats when the temptation is highest, it starts during the day and builds .
4. Pray - You need a higher power to send a deep sleep upon you when you feel you can hold off or change the mood - like someone screaming during the night.
You cannot do what your peers are doing and so these might seem drastic but are necessary.

If Tinubu looks hale and hearty.
What state are those in the picture with him. Sick and lethargic ?

It is not your money. Money destroys friendship. and do not use especially for something that is a game of chance.

Get a piece of paper and write all the things you are good at .
Then start small and pursue what you can.
Stay of social media and work on your mindset.

Not going to happen - She is not getting you the green card that way.
Just masturbate to her image and maintain your relationship.

ultiabaz36:
Dear Nairalanders,

I have this beautiful female soldier in my area here in Lagos and I have feelings for her but my fear is not just female humiliation but I want to avoid been beaten.

I usually stare at her each time she passes through my side. Both in uniform and mofti, this babe is beautiful.

Help me guys with the clue I can use to have her hand in marriage .

3 ways
1. Befriend a military dude and let him introduce you.
2. Borrow a friends camouflage and meet at her level.
3. Talk to her when she is not in her camouflage.
Dude, if there is a will - you will find a way.

They do not work ! A man will sleep with anything with a vagina. even a mad woman...

Plastic - Brazil butt lift.

Clickbait ! You guys got me again where is the heavily endowered ?

show me your bank account and I'll tell you if you're sexy or not

how is this a romantic story. It should be in the lit section.

johnkey:
As long as you are in this Nigeria, just drive a car whether old or new, whether you are a Mechanic or ogas driver, you will pick more than 2 girls on any drive that will willingly follow you home and fück you without even knowing your name. that's the new Nigeria we live in. Hope you get it now?

I will definitely like to experience this. Do I need to pay them after the experience ? I would rather no strings attached ?

See water and then they will complain of drought

Ohyinyeah:
Yes most charge as much as that for an hour

Wow.. Duly noted .. !! She might be up to something then.

I thought people planned to have kids and not out of a verbal spar ! You'll soon notice that having sex is the easy part. Being a father is the hard part.

So the Cost of the phone is about N585k -150k = 435,000 divide by 15 = about N30,000 per round.
When does she get the phone. Before the sex begins or at the end of the last round in 15 weeks. ?

Go for the Job - Once you have acquired experience , you can always get the scholarship. but if you do not intent to settle down in Naija then take the scholarship.

I initially thought he was masturbating but that cannot lead to cancer. I want to believe he was removing the dressing bit by bit from the wound and applying medicine.

Congrats ! Un unsolicited advice whatever amount of money you receive. Get out of the country quick and invest the rest in Crypto and GIC's.

Any answer besides Mindset - is incorrect. The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Nigerians think they are smarter than anyone else.

Why would you park your vehicle on the road without flashes being on. or a cone ? I mean we watch these films from abroad, dress and talk like them - but to act like them- Its a problem. Glad you survived.... Give thanks in Church on Sunday.

What were they expecting ? That the US will leave fully functioning planes there for them to use. ? They are lucky they didn't set off a timer to blow them to pieces when they took off.

Very soon- A LGTBQNT will sue the English Language and demand that countries be called " They" but to answer your questions. A country is birthed, created ... all known to the female gender .

That's just bad bad bad !!!. That's not where Fuel is meant to be stored, That's just a match stick away from going Kaboom !!! and another senseless deadly incident permeates the airways.

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Thats just bad bad bad !!!. That's not where Fuel is meant to be stored, Thats just a match stick away from going Kaboom !!! and another senseless deadly incident permeates the airways.

What kan name is Shield ? . Henry Shield !

hmm, how come we don't hear about kidnapping in Lekki and V.I ?

Not sure what the surprise around the question is ?
It is extremely possible before and after the wedding especially if she's forced to marry the person she didn't want to. And so goes for the man.

SO this is where he drew his last breathe. All those machines you see on TV na lie ? No oxygen to the lungs , no measure of heart beat. What a way to go , in the prime of your life. RIP.