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Let her get a job and business and then we will talk

What he's lost he will pick up/recover before the end of the year. He isn't on suicide watch . Let everyone mind their own buss.
When Ronaldo moved a couple of Coke bottles ( $55 to $54 a share) - They lost $4billion. The Market share a month later in August rose to $57 meaning it rose $6billion. I am not losing any sleep.

I think everybody has .... As I was reading your write up... A song floated in my mind "
Why does it hurt so bad, Why do I feel so sad , Thought I was over you , But I keep crying , When I don't love you ( Whitney Houston)
Any real man has cried over a relationship, so you are not alone. Hot tears with running nose. !!! It shows you have a heart.

Chuks71:
I have entered flight several times, especially Abuja - Lagos - Abuja. I didn't know they fly over Ibadan.

Next time chew gum. It helps.

ahnie:
From your mouth to God's ear.

Savage comment !

I just read the dumbest quote from Sapphire.

- Doesn't Your bible " say he who is without sin cast the first stone. "
She could have left him.
Emptied his account and left.
Burned all his clothes and left.
Changed the house locks.
Cheated back.

She bought a cutlass, waited for the dude to sleep and killed him. That's premeditated murder.

.. Double Wahala - She killed someone and now she is going to be locked up till she dies. How does that look like Justice served to you ? As pretty as she is .. and she will likely get raped. Just stupid ! stupid ! Stupid....

Bloody expensive place - That Ocean Drive. Stayed at the Marriott Vacation Club for 2 weeks. Where the beach was just across from the street. Parking was about $20 a night. That place sleeps like 4hours every day. Down the street from where we stayed or at the beginning of the street was where that designer dude was shot up ( Versace ). If you have the money, nice place to visit. Lots of people vacation there and never return home. Shopping is affordable - Ross Dress For less ... Brought back memories.

wow and we call our selves evolved ! Whatever the crime, hand them over to the police.

Which one is "biting" didn't know teeth could cause that much damage ?

I am shy so I paid for it !
Was bored and decided that I wanted some Womanliness. It was either 3some or sex with a preg woman. I settled for the former. So I called up on an ad I saw the other day, one I had spent 3 hours searching. 2 girls an hour N100,000. They came, I paid for the cab and also paid half, they wanted the full amount but I was guarded and said no. Time is money, so they had a shower and came out with bum shorts and bra. ( while they did that, I removed all valuables and locked in a room and but cash in the fridge freezer. my cards in a book ).
I turned off the TV and put on R Kelly's 12 plays. I never kiss sex workers in the mouth anymore ( I had a bad experience , a story for another day) nor do i eat Womanliness, I abstain from blood but it had to be one or the other. The one who took the money gently pushed me on the bed and started BBBJ ( Bare Back Blow J ) while the other started sucking my nipples and moved to be lips and then I started fingering her. The BBBJ had stopped and zoom the condom was on. She was sitting and bouncing up and down for a while. I put a halt to the " mouth action" and we did missionary for a while . I was with one while the other was being sucked by the other. I took off my T-shirt as I somehow spit when I smell Womanliness, something irritates by throat and I feel like throwing up, so its either I chew gun or the shirt. We changed from Missionary to doggy, it wasnt tight so I wasnt having fun. I stopped and switched partners, So was tight and was jerking her like there's no tomorrow, we switched to doggy and then she came on top while the other decided to lick my balls. I did anal with both of them till I had enough and decided come. !
Used wipes to clean myself and sat down. I was tired but i needed them out of the house before I feel aleep. So I looked at my watch and said that was amazing, Time flies when you're having fun !. The balance is under the flower pot . They left, I locked the door, drank monster drink and caught a late evening nap ( 30minutes )

Hackportal:
Groom breaks his spine at own wedding after friends threw him up but failed to catch him [video]

Groom breaks his spine at his wedding in Romania after friends tried to give him the ‘bumps’ but dropped him on his head.

The wedding ceremony which started on a good note and was proceeding with a lot of merry-making suddenly turned tragic as the groom landed badly on his head, leaving him seriously injured.


The groom is said to have contacted his lawyer as he may be taking legal action against the friends for causing him injury.

A short video capturing the moment the groom made the awkward landing was shared on YouTube by Short News…

Watch it below :

https://loadedpulse.com/groom-breaks-his-spine-at-own-wedding-after-friends-threw-him-up-but-failed-to-catch-him-video/

They must have all been bleeping the bride and was the only way they could continue the charade

Adasun:
Dis english to high na.abeg reduce am

lol ! That's why you don't drop out of school. Savage

Dude where I am plumbers get N30,000 for house call. Once you know your stuff, get a website and ads and if possible get out of the country. GL

Halo22:
In an establishment where I work, I happened to be one of the unmarried dude and as such, most of the unmarried ladies always rally around me probably with the hope of gaining my proposal for marriage.

Actually I am a very focused person, though I compromise especially when a lady feels I am snubbing her when she comes close, I like giving them that sense of belonging. There's this particular lady that always like going with me after work, as in she can't go without moving out of the work premises with me. I have tried everything I could to make her let me be, but she is an adamant type.

In addition to that, she started picking up quarrels with any lady that comes close to me....as in I don't understand. When I asked her why such attitude, she said she doesn't want other ladies to make me lose focus on my job. Well, all these were happening but I never knew my MD has been observing her moves towards me as she is also a lady, though married with just a kid.

After our meeting early this week, she called me and said "hey....Smart(not real name though), I would want to have a brief meeting with you in my office. You know when u were invited for such meeting after the general meeting, your mind would scatter into thoughts. After some minutes, I then visited her office and lo and behold, I saw that same lady colleague of mine in there.

Hmmmm, I knew something was cooking, but then I gathered courage and sat down. Let me not bore you guys with long story, she just told us that our relationship in the company was becoming so distracting and as such, we should try to adjust or face sanction. She told me it was for the regard she had for me if not she would have taken drastic conclusion on us.

I tried defending myself, but she didn't want to listen further. As for my colleague, she didn't even allow her to utter a word. Like I said earlier, I have never opened up to the lady on relationship let alone to have dated her, she is just being desperate and it's offending my MD.


Please I need mature advice on how to handle this situation, cos the lady in question is not ready to withdraw her advances towards me.

Dude - You must have sampled the forbidden fruit !
In any case.. Just have a meeting with your " lady boss with one child" and explain your side. You are not ready to marry and settle down and that the other colleague is just " a colleague" then have a meeting with the lady and record the conversation.

As a landlord - It s a 2 edged sword. If you see the way some people treat a house - You'd think they were animals. And in some odd occassion the landlord over demands. Hence, you need to find out if you want the landlord living with you and the Landlord also needs to know what type of people he wants living on his property - Middle age or young vibrant who would be in at night and out during the day.
The best solution would have for you to have a meeting with the landlord to iron things out - Why was the well locked ? Was It left wide open for a long duration ? Was your mum earlier advised on etiquette on using the well. ?

TarOrfeeek:
Pornography.


This is the number one culprit in this wave of hypersexual crimes being committed by men.

You see misleading titles on porn flicks - extreme banging by son on his mother; father pounds daughter mercilessly.

A lot low intellectual idiots often think these things are real. They entrap themselves with the foul desires of banging their own mothers, daughters or even sisters.

It's a shame really. How can Katana Kombat or Sharon Lee be the sister, wife and mother to different men whose kocks are bigger than Heineken bottle?

If your head no fit carry porn. Please abstain.

If that was the case - wouldn't the number of offences be higher ? And why haven't you committed such offences since you memorized the titles ?

gasparpisciotta:
Unnecessary from Pochettino if Messi was playing well.
Messi needs game time to gel with his team mates and he needs games like this to do just that.

Unnecessary or not. It is rude to shrug off your coach of the only team that could afford to pay you and play Champions League football. What type of message are you sending to other team members ? You have now put your coach in a difficult position that he has to punish you for the offence.

venabili:
Nice Analysis. Make i do mine too

The Nigerian Man buys this at approximate $2
You said it will cost $10 in US. Lets make it $20

The nigerian minimum wage is N30,000( $60 per month)
Federal minimum wage in USA is $7.5/hr($1200 per month). Note this is the smallest in US. Several states have as high as $11-14

Nigerian man spends 3.33% of his income on this(2/60)

American spends 1.67% of his own income (20/1200)

Note that i was quite conservative with the American minimum wage and doubled your expected american cost of the veggies.

The Nigerian man is still worse off.

Even with Taxes paid the Nigerian is worse off. Plus Quality of the Items.

feezay86:
Those carrots are meant for sacrifice I guess

Savage Character

And you put this in the romance section ! You setting yourself up for all manner of advice

1. Sex work :- https://thefinancialdiet.com/9-women-put-college-sex-work/

2. Bake and Sell Stuff.

Its Fashion. I have been to nudiest beach - where guys with ding dong and bare breasted women walk aimlessly. I have seen beastiality .
She's covering her essentials .. let her be.

johnjay4u2u:
Every state should be allowed to generate her power supply without sending any quota to national grid.

Reviewing that portion of the constitution would help put an end to the power problem in Nigeria.

By now, states like Lagos, Rivers, Kano ,Oyo etc would have reached a point of self sustainance in electricity and would be supplying the excess to neighboring states.

VAT first
Resources next
Power supply ....
We will get there in time if we take it by force.

Not at states have the means to generate adequate power supply.
Just like the north take a larger share in the payment from Oil subsidy, they will have to siphon some of the electric to the National grid to share with others.
WaterWays - Dams - Electric
Solar
WInd Farms
Nuclear energy - Maybe.

hmm not the kind of responses I was looking for
1. In the 80's we had reliable power supply - You knew when there would be light and when they would turn off power.
2. There was discipline and high morals - Anyone remember W.A.I - you lined up for stuff. ( Idiagbon - I still think the dude was poisoned)
3. The Naira was on par with US and 1.5 against Pound
4. The population was half what it is now.
5. NNPC refineries were working and producing Oil. We didn't import.
6. There was Austerity measures implemented by IBB ( how the dude is alive and well and is in 80's after all he did to Nigeria is Appalling !!!! . He moved the seat of Power to Abuja ( Fine) , Took power from Buhari who took from Shehu Shari ( bad), Imprisoned Abiola ( bad) Killed Dele Giwa ( bad)
7. We had the Village Headmaster and Things fall apart and Dauda the sexy guy . The height of immorality where the pin up gals from the Sun newspaper on the weekend.
If you think things are better now than back then. I disagree.

hehehe
the only reason why you know is because you have been secretly practicing voyeurism from that window.
Devil find work for the idle mind. Its her business mind yours'

Not sure what's special about the pic. Its only someone who can afford extra Calories to take in can burn.

Only 7000 and where do they go ?

From what I can see he wasn't out to kill the man but rather what the man was holding in the pail.
If he was hungry he would have taken the small dog. He simply need a cup of water from pail.

Thats what you get for bargaining too much on the cost !!

Jokes apart - I am eating meat pies henceforth with a fork and knife.

Rubbiish:
@bold not in this case!
I do not care to know if there is any issue between the wife & mother in law! So long as she had the guts to order her mother in law to the back seat when she is already seated at the front makes the wife the culprit here! Such action from my wife will mark the end of our marriage! It will be more honourable for my wife to tell me to go to the back seat than for she to tell my mom. What insolence? The marriage will end that moment!

For her to even ask.. I mean to open her mouth and ask is one thing. To end the marriage is another.

Rubbiish:
The bold is madness!
U mean a girl will ask her mother already seated at the front seat to go to the back? I don't believe any normal human will try that. Your friend is weak, reason his wife had the guts to ask his mother to vacate front seat when she was already seated!

To be honest - Everyone is at fault.
There was obviously some deep seated hatred between the wife and mother-inlaw which peaked during this incident which the husband would have known about.
My mother-in-law always seat in the back, unless I am specifically driving her somewhere without her daughter. But if for some reason, she seats in the front, it is rude to demand that she move. That is something you discuss with her husband in private.
Why I rebuke the hubby is that you leave your parents behind and cleave to your wife and you are both one. Your loyalty is to your wife - your family.
The parents of the husband are liken to the wife's parents - would she ask .....no demand that her own mother change seats. ?

gasparpisciotta:
It was a matter of courtesy, respect for yourself and the lady.

You did right...!!!! Better you do that than be asked to vacate the seat.

Exactly ! and how it should be ...courtesy. A personal story, my brother whom I had not seen in 7 years came by to see the kids. As we went to pick him up, my wife vacated the front seat for him. I asked why, she said because you havent seen him in a long time. You can talk and look at him while we drive. My brother gets to the vehicle and opens the back seat but I waved him to seat upfront. He was shocked and explained that wife vacated the seat for him. He thanked her and we spoke. On the return, he sat at the back. The vehicle is hers as much as mine. Unless vacated or offered all 3rd wheelers should sit at the back.