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Being Jobless and Broke

Bar. Fatai will collect 20k for starting. He's one of the charge and bail lawyer. After each court appearance just buy alomo bitter two sachets for him till he finishes the case. He is an intelligent lawyer. If you want to use him , pm me for further detail

I’d like his details… asking for a friend

MrUchenna1:
My 37-year-old son got married without my permission. How can I teach him a lesson?

Dude what lesson ?
Why must he ask your permission to marry when you clearly didn’t contribute a dime . He doesn’t respect you nor want anything to do with you.
Ask for his forgiveness and see if you can patch the relationship so at least you can see your grandkids

LegendHero:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/10/ill-drop-fight-against-tinubu-if-supreme-court-rules-in-his-favour-atiku/

Interesting comments from Atiku . I guess his aides do have accounts on NL. I’ve always thought he wouldn’t go for anything but President on the ticket . So what he is saying now means there is hope. If the surprise court decides to have a reelection an Obi - Atiku ticket might just take it .

Damn! Pardon my French !! I am going to have to first shower together with any lady before we make love . Can’t trust those of the opposite sex anymore !

In the court of public opinion - Tinubu na fraud
In the court of law …. Let’s wait and see

kk2027:
A whole presidential candidate

The outcome/disgrace is that the "number 1" citizen of Nigeria, went to print his certificate from a business center

Meaning they faked the signatures on the oluwole copy ah!!

Worse still, they didn't bother to check if the person signing is still a staff of the school?


These people don see naija finish

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Crap , I am on the shitter and my anus hurting with laughter!

Quote of the day

Ofunaofu:
Nothing will happen

Absolutely nothing. Infact, the jubilations that will accompany his removal from office will be unprecedented in the history of this country

Hmm. I doubt he goes quietly into the night without riots across the country..but just incase ,are you open to a friendly wager ?

Ofunaofu:
There's always a first time

Before now we used to say, no incumbent Nigerian president can lose a re-election.
It happened before our eyes in 2015

The truth is no single individual is bigger than the country

You mean SHOULD BE bigger. Slightly more than half of us want Tinubu, the others want Obi /atiku. Try removing Tinubu and see the country with jobless people and inflation destroy and burn down markets

eddynaira125:
Very impossible to unseat a Nigeria President who have been declare winner by INEC

That’s why you have the courts.
INEC sent all these people to courts.
Lets wait for Atiku to submit his findings to them

Smithwilliams826:
Pls, what about Tinubu?

Tell am bro … I wonder !!!
All this could have been under the carpet but when you run for political office . All bets are off.
Atiku is fortunate that we 9ja are not friends with Russia or else his plane would have had an unfortunate mishap. ( Ask Putin about Wagner)

UptownVibes:
Them say one submitted fake result to inec.. Atiku the wicked producer,wants to send Bat back to France

Or London . 😉
This soap opera got lots of twists and turns .

johnjose68:
This one is inventing English to fit into his obi.lie narrative.

Where did CSU mention contractor or subcontractor

Let me simplify 3rd party = Subcontractor/contractor.

EmperorCaesar:
I learnt this man is a prof


Omo...he is very much daft

CSU claimed third party vendors can help create a replacement certificate, so if BAT actually got it through that means, hows that a case of forgery?

What you and others fail to understand is that subcontracting a job does not mean substandard work.
The school offered contract to these people to print the certificate. They are meant to issue them to the satisfaction and standard of CSU.
There are templates created for certificate … heck these are done on softwares and then printed in thick paper.
When you look at the certificate Tinubu submitted vs what the contractor had done prior and after the date. It was forged.
Maybe he had to apply to Deloitte and needed it quicker than when it would have been officially ready, I don’t know 🤷.

pradoyeep:
A virtuous, faithful and loving wife doesn't deserve DNA verification, except for official reasons.
Now as a man, is it right to secretly do DNA test on your kids, even when there are no traces of cheating?

He did it secretly so as not to raise suspicion.
If that makes him trust her more, I see no issue.
If that makes him sleep well at night … why not ?

With this certificate issue nothing is as it seems anymore

Common now !!
Whichever side of the divide you belong to .when you look at the facts . A crime was committed.
The high school diploma used shows F for female.
It shows he attended the school CSU but instead of waiting for the replacement certificate from the school when the original was lost , he forged it - why and why didn’t he even collect the replacement certificate?
He should get ahead of this with his PR and address this. I mean from what morale ground will he talk from.
It’s not that Obi will win the election . Unless he and Atiku join forces which seem likely.
Again why all this was not determined before sworn in just shows that we have a lot to learn . We are 5 months in and we don’t know what will happen !

franxiz:
Good evening wonderful people on the forum.

I just want to share my depression, regrets and failed marriage experience just to let out this load in my heart and move on with life. I will be brief and straight to the point

I met this lady back in our university days, we shared a lot in common and interest. The relationship was good till graduation when we both served in different states, some months into NYSC, she messaged me to forgive her actions and try to move on with life as she had found someone who is ready to settle down and since am still serving I need time to establish myself, that message broke my heart, I tried calling her but she block me on all platforms...

Fast-forward 2years later after NYSC, I got a call from a familiar number but was not sure who the caller might be.. wow it's her! After hearing her voice... before I could say anything, she was already crying and begging me for forgiveness on the phone etc, I tried acting like commando, but the love and fellings we shared took the better of me. I let the past and we started all over again.

Few years later, we are married no kids yet and no peace in the house, we can't spend one full week in a month happy as husband and wife without quarry and not speaking to each other, I have tried to find solution to this issues, but nothing, sometimes it's goes on for months... I have tried talking the her family about it our issues but they feel less concerned as if it's my cross, I have to bear it alone.

My problem began few months after our marriage, wifey complain of being lonely at home each time I go out for work and wanted a small business to run so as to support the family, good idea I though but am regretting it today. As wifey is so engrossed in this business and forgetting she has a husband to attend to, Monday to Sunday, even Christmas, easter, salla holidays, she goes to shop from 7am and comes back at night by 9 or 9:30pm with the excuse of traffic on the way or my supplies where bringing me goods so I have to wait for them to come...

Mine most worried issue is that she is not concerned in starting a family, each time I want her attention, all I get is am tired, body dey pain me, tomorrow we do it... but she can't fail to attend to her business matters even as late as 10:30pm she is ordering goods or calling her customs of the goods she has in store from her phone....

I finally man up and told her to choose between her marriage or Business, my people this lady shock me, she walked out of the marriage to focus on her business after wasting my time and resources...

It hurts but I will overcome this depression with time... thank you all and good night.

Yeah this will hurt . Personally, I would ask for the starting capital I gave her out of spite! Anyways.
That said - Calculating your ages
NYSC 24-26 + 2 years . You are both under 35 years.
I would have spoken to her and then her parents.
Before giving her the ultimatum.
That said the only reason a woman will choose her business over marriage in an African setting is because she has found your replacement . Likely one of her suppliers or business partners.
I really don’t see what you could have done differently.
Let by gones by bygones and hopefully you’ll find a decent one from amongst the Jennyclay and sapphire out there.

Treadway:
I can confirm that the news of the backlog cleared isn't as true as depicted, at least not at the NIS office end of things. My wife was still at the immigration office Ibadan today and she along with a lot of other people were turned back yet again after a bit of waiting. Passport not ready. She did capturing early July.

Sukkot

Let her write or contact the minister directly.

Collinz2:
I disagree with some of your points. Nothing like Android is too loose it's an open source for a reason so before anyone or apps can toil with your android you gave them the privilege.

Same with 3rd party apps you have to activate unknown source to be able to install them else you can only get apps from Google play store.

In terms of hacking there are news online with buggy iOS being hacked just like jailbreaking it's an act of bypassed system securities.

Android are now advanced, on my oppo phone there are some certain apps the phone won't run because it has the ability to bypass system securities.

Both iOS and Android are the same in my own perspective.

My only problem is the people shouting iphone up and down and I believe 90% of them don't know there are more the phone can offer than what they see. They made me believe you can send movies and play with external player or even music. I started using iphone recently and I discovered a lot people don't know about it. Yes you can send movies and songs with Xender and play then just like your android phone but many don't know that.

I'm not saying you are wrong bro

I’ve no qualms . At the end of the day it’s a preference .

Kachidubem:
Why most guys have the audacity to do it is simple... most ladies really don't spend dime in relationships even if they have

It always one-sided , from the guys pocket

So if you know , you want to move , do the needful, if the guy has got you any expensive thing luke car, RETURN IT.

TELL YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND TO BUY YOU A CAR THEN.

Also, girls do it too... if they've spend heavily on a guy , and they break up, she tries to collect what left.

This case is even in minority...coz most women dont spend shi shi on dia BF

Aptly said. It’s always one sided . Like the dude is buying her love. Once she says no . He has every right to take whatever he’s purchased for her.

Jennyclay:
Honestly, Nigerian men are so childish.

Men should learn to help a lady without expecting anything in return .

If you like spend millions and billions on me, if I don’t love you anymore I will kindly end the relationship.

And you try to forcefully take my property from me just because you bought it for me then I would have to report you to the police or sue you for stealing.

Good for nothing men everywhere!!!
Bunch of morons!!

Am I her father to help without anything in return.
Or her uncle .
He bought it because he loved her and she loved him but when the love is betrayed he has every right to take back what he bought.
Would you Ms Jennyclay place your hand on the bible and swear that you’d dash your bf sex without some kind of emotional entanglement?
If you don’t love a person with the same kind of commitment learn not to take his things. Or think you are smarter and using the poor man.

Zonefree:
You're not making sense... sorry no sorry

Surprised you are responding to her. She belongs to a psychiatric hospital . She cannot create a thread without bashing “ men “ . Except men from her family side.

validplanet:
Apart from camera, what else is special about iphone?

Why do people spend so much on it?

It’s a preference .
You are either android or IOS or windows phone.
Before the big 2. I started with blackberry and playbook . But they were not compatible with anything else. No 3rd party software. So I dropped BB.
Went with iPhone it’s slick , easy to use, security features and has a good resale value .
I tried Android and it’s too loose - anyone can access and toil with OS and manipulate it. Basically Open source.
I like IOS because unless you jailbreak it which voids your warranty , it’s open to restricted 3rd party apps. Has Ms docs which I use for work and the interface is something I am familiar with. The camera isn’t as great as Android but I’ve never bought a phone because of the great pics it can take. It also pairs flawlessly with my IPhone watch .
And iPad. Also never heard it being hacked! The government and google are like 1&2.
I use an IPhone 13 Pro /max and won’t upgrade to 15 for another year or so. I don’t need a new phone every year.
I hate not having a home button though .

Honestfrend:
Hello guys!!

Please I need ur candid advice on this issue.. Am dating this lady and we re planning to go see her parent next month. So she always come to my place although her place is not far from mine..

No my best friend from childhood who lives in far from me want 2 come and be staying with me, since my place is close to his work place, although he will just be staying few days every week.
I try 2 make him understand that I have a woman in the house and we preparing for marriage.. But this his not going down well with my friend he said since am yet to marry her he should be allow to come stay with me. He started say things like he has left me at home with his girlfriend before which was in the past. My girl is not in support of him coming to stay with me due 2 privacy because it just a single apartment.

Please I don't want 2 have issues with my fiancee or my best friend.. I need an advice on how to convince either one of them.. Because I have no issue with my guy coming 2 stay but still as a man preparing 2 settle down I need some privacy..

Am so confuse I don't know what 2 do..

Tnks

You need new friends. Especially a new best friend.
The fact that you are asking suggests that you might not be ready for the rigors of marriage life.

Despite the fact that your fiancée doesn’t agree - tell your friend it’s a no from you.

PS
The reason why you say no is in this economy situation people do not have etiquette. They move in and will say 3 months which could become 6 months. You have no control so just stop him in his tracks.

Bebigiby1:
Wow! Frivolous? How is this man a foreign affairs minister? Nigeria in trouble....

Exactly man thought ! Careless rhetoric

Yuri141:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/10/tinubus-certificate-saga-we-dont-have-time-for-frivolous-issues-foreign-affairs-minister/

Dumbest thing to call it frivolous and belittling the issue ( of no or little consequence )
What he could have said was issue is with the courts and will be dealt with by courts no comments by him will move the needle either way.

Maybe Tinubu was the first to perform exchange . Only First lady can tell us if Prez has …

Vision101:
@rickleye

If the university was aware
1. Why wasn’t it corrected ? If manual , back then This would mean that each student physically submitted their certificate. It wasn’t mailed.
2. Why was his the only one with the mistake.
3. Why doesn’t the President have a copy of his high school certificate he submitted to College Admissions.
4. Why submit a College Certicate to INEC when the minimum qualification is High School Certificate?

@me
I'm not Mr tinubu but I try and answer two of the questions:

1 why was this the only with mistake? We wouldn't know if any other one in their set had any error as they weren't investigating all students.

Why doesn't the president have a copy of his high school certificate he submitted to college for admission? He said that he lost all his documents when the military raided his house during abacha's regime.

I like this … let’s role play .

Yeah … and if you believe that I have an aeroplane that I need to sell you.

1. You can always get a new High school Certificate.
2. Does he belong to a WhatsApp group of former class mates.
3. Can he mention anyone with whom they attended school together ?
4. When they raided his house did they burn it down or remove sensitive documents ( which include high school certificate )
5. Yes , we do not know if he’s the only one but now that he’s been presented with facts what is he going to do about it ?

StylesX:
She was the first girl I ever had amorous feelings for, I was in secondary school then, I asked her out with all the courage my being could muster, and she turned me down, we stayed friends for over 10years, I would try to move on, and it would work for a while and all the feelings will come back all over again especially when I see her, I don't see her often as she lives in another state.

We both did well for ourselves, I concentrated on making myself a better guy, worked hard to make something of myself, she did the same, and over the years we were just friends and I went ahead and dated only 4 girls, I don't womanize, I realized I always looked for her in every girl I dated, and I mostly dated girls that looked like her, I have been lucky with love in the sense that all the girls I dated loved me, I'm currently in a relationship with a decent girl too.

So fast forward to last week, she came visiting all of a sudden, haven't seen her for over two years and here she is, we connected and spent time like best friends, shared and talked about our lives and joked about how she put me in friend zone in the past, throughout her stay she stayed in my apartment, we slept in same bed and everything yet nothing happened, she kept talking about how I am a good guy that most guys will sleep with a girl that come under their roof, sometimes she would change her clothes in my presence and I won't make any move, she said being a good guy was what she hated about me back then, that she thought I was weak, and now that she's matured she sees that quality differently now, I didn't read meaning to any of this as I have zeroed out the thought of anything happening between us for years until she started doing strange things, like kissing me without warning, cuddling at night and pressing me to her Bossom etc,

One night she did that and I got aroused, I lost control and we got intimate, it was intense, but before we could have actual sex I came to my senses and made her stop, it was super awkward, we didn't talk about it because she has a partner and I do too, I thought we'd just pretend nothing happened and move on so we wouldn't sabotage our relationships, then the next day we were alone at home in my living room, she wore my Tshirt with undies and we were binge watching movies, suddenly she started kissing and touching me, and I lost it again and this time we had passionate sex, she left the next day, and ever since then I've been confused and guilt ridden, she told me it was a mistake she rejected me in the past that we can still start something if I want, that she is ready to be with me, but I wasn't buying it, I am confused because a part of me feel something fishy is up, and the other part wanted her but I don't know how to tell my girlfriend nor do I want to hurt my girlfriend, I don't love her like I loved this old time crush of mine, but she is a loyal girlfriend and I can't look her in the eyes since the sex thing happened, and every nerve in my body is telling me to confess and ask for forgiveness or keep quiet and move on with my life, what do I do?

Ok - should I or should I not say .
I ve decided not to share my similar story.
What I will say is this…
The crush wants to get married and sees you are potential target.
Stay with your current gf - all you have mentioned about your crush is sex . You have not stated anything wrong with current GF. Let the crush gf know the relationship. You have a gf and she can only be a side kick .

Vision101:
One of the funniest assertion is that the college records that he used to gain admission recorded him as female but his university admission form had him as a male and they indeed confirmed that a male attended and graduated from their school.

Wouldn't common sense teach anyone that in that era when recording was manual that it was a typographic error and the university was aware of it at the point of admission?

If the university was aware
1. Why wasn’t it corrected ? If manual , back then This would mean that each student physically submitted their certificate. It wasn’t mailed.
2. Why was his the only one with the mistake.
3. Why doesn’t the President have a copy of his high school certificate he submitted to College Admissions.
4. Why submit a College Certicate to INEC when the minimum qualification is High School Certificate?

Crimecity:
https://fij.ng/article/fact-check-what-csu-documents-really-say-about-tinubus-studentship-age-gender/

FIJ is an investigative journalism outlet

Thanks FIJ
This comes across as unbiased investigative reporting.

So in a way both sides win
Tinubu did go to CSU but got admission with a woman’s certificate.
Atiku has proven that Tinubu does not have the moral fiber to lead the war against corruption.

It would be nice if FIJ could investigate

1. What’s the statute of limitation of admission fraud ?
2. If the US admission fraud is a Federal Crime will US charge President BAT after 45 years ?
3. Since the President Submitted a CSU certificate which is legit , does submitting the false certificate falsify the legit CSU certificate?

I think what BAT should do is this …

Go infront of the world and admit that during those times in the 70’s he indeed mistakenly submitted a female certificate to gain admission to CSU. Because of this error which he failed to correct , he has always tendered his CSU for all political office.
He will serve out his tenure 4 years and not seek reelection. He will also agree to repay Atiku lawyers fee ( this will be an admission of guilt which he will not do )

If Atiku continues onward to the admission certificate it could ruin BAT politically. Get ahead of the story and dictate the narrative. I’m sorry and let the courts decide if there should be a re-election now or in 2 years.

The solution are

1. Install signs informing trucks that fines are N20,000 if trucks are seen on the bridge.

2 Get traffic cops in rotation 2 for 6 hours , for 24hours.