₦airaland Forum

Not sure what the Sit at home is trying to achieve . You can only do it to people who care about human rights image.
There is a new Sheriff in town . Call off your protest and meet with him first . Cuz at this point there are more pressing Issues at hand

Relax , he’s not even gotten to 100days in office nor 1st year. Adrenaline still pumping.
Let’s have this discussion after a year

overdrive:
Foolishness at its peak.what happened to going separate ways?

He obviously never heard the song from Journey -Separate Ways !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

Rathoreng:
Hh, op , I’ve a tech startup business(Based on a booking system)running in Nigeria, you can invest if satisfied (equity investment)

Elaborate !!!

irumole1975:
I’m pretty underweight. Weighing 37.6kg at age 34. This is embarrassing. So I take the courage to go to the gym and register. The instructor told me I need to eat a lot. He said protein is very important. I remember a moniker pansophist here once said the same thing. Right now I’m about to cook my chicken since it’s a good source of protein but I don’t know how many calories that is there because they said I need over calorie around 2000cal

So you have to eat uncooked chicken?

You can’t blame her, it’s the social economy factor. The problem is that she lied about it. He that gives gift shall be watered. If I am giving someone who isn’t my gf a gift , I expect returns in one form or other. 🫣

Congrats!
Now use that and get a job !
No wait, use it and Japa !
….. who cares

What selfishness is that ? A whole
banana island belonged to your dad

FreeStuffsNG:
Even the devil himself knows this is a big fat lie
They have a choice here in Nigeria if they can afford it over there. They should please enjoy UK and stop making anyone sorry for their decision.

Those of us they left Nigeria in our hands will not abandon Nigeria so they can take their time to stay overseas and come back wherever they want. Wailing is not allowed o.
Check my signature for free stuffs!

It’s hard for the white man also . But because he calls it home , he digs in and makes it work. You are divided - is Nigeria home or UK. If your heart is in Nigeria and head in UK then it’s hard. You cannot splurge like you have done all your life in Nigeria. Once you adjust to the system in UK, there is money to be made.

Zubby2005:
Hello y'all;
I've dedicated my time to show my progress of how I'll transform my 12×12 room to a paradise within a span of 1 month with costs included.
Firstly, I'll start with the painting.
My room have former paint coating on it which most of it are peeling off so I went with the idea of screeding it before painting.
The paint is light gray satin which cost half bucket for 20k at a local shop(produced there too)
Below are the images of before any work was being done

Dude do not paint the whole wall one colour . Paint adjacent walls cream/white and the other 2 walls light grey. You’ll thank me later. It will make the room brighter and warmer

JohnnA1:
This is good.

However, ENFORCING this act should be the focus as Nigerians in general particularly those people no dey hear word!

Road side selling (except a few designated stalls) should also be banned.

The hawker and the buyer should be fined. If nobody buys from them they may be frustrated

So if I buy N100,000 worth
It will be 100,000 *9%*2 years /100
= 18,000N + 100,000 = N118,000

With 200,000 = just 36,000

With 300,000 = 54,000

500,000 = N90,000

It’s too low in my opinion.

She said she printed it.
Doesn’t the computer she use have cache of the pages she visited ? The printer will also have trace of what was printed .
If what she has is fake , what were her results then ?

Hot !!!!

Eat without washing my hands.
Not Greet anyone in eye contact of me.
Not Keep the door open if someone is behind me.
Not Stand up for an elderly person.
Pick my nose and eat the yuck .
Not Pray before I eat.
Not Lay my bed when I wake up.
Not saying My please and thank you.
Not Ask a lady if she’s okay after we have sex.

Are you a property?
That’s $30k

Softboy001:
I think I am not attracted to my girlfriend anymore, I really don't know what happened. Normally I have a very high lipido. High sex drive, before I meet my current girlfriend. I stay a long time without a girl. I normally do soapy. I actually prefer that than spending my money on any hook up babe. (I don't do olosho)

It's been a month now I started dating this girl. At first wen we had sex, it wasn't that cool, I wasn't feeling it at all, I was already used to my soapy. She didn't make me cum or feel anything no matter how hard or fast I Bleep. D sex was just there... it felt like Nothing, but later on sha it got better.

But currently am not having any interest in d sex anymore cause am not just feeling it. Last night was worse, she was practically begging me for it. And I couldn't believe that there will be a day, that I would reject sex, it was weird for me, I don't know what's causing it but am not interested in sex when it comes to her, I just don't know. D feeling is not there, and it's not like I have any other person.

And it's not like am not Hot, or I have any sexual problem but am not just interested in her sexually. I don't know what might be d cause, I have been giving excuses for like 2 weeks now to buy time, I can telling she is getting angry and frustrated with what's happening. Her words was " if I do this to you you, will you be happy" last night she begging me for it, I had to lie that am not well, and I have serious work at the office tomorrow early morning

I don't want to lose her cause currently she keeps me company but this is something I don't want to turn into something else.

I think another thing that might be causing it is d difference in our stature, lately I have been admiring slimmer girls, and I get Hot just looking at them. a better way I can make you guys get a picture of is

Am like wizkid stature, and she is like omotola in Nollywood. Or tems With big ass.

It's fustrating what's happening. Cos I love this girl and she love so much. But physically we not compatible

There is something she does that turns you off so the sex isn’t enticing anymore.! You are also not whole - you are into soapy ( have no idea what it is) . This is on you and not her

ManWater:
Cook-a-thon
Sing-a-thon
Bake-a-thon
Dance-a-thon
Trek-a-thon
Massage-a-thon
...

We go soon get shit-a-thon.

Lol 😂. You mean fvck a ton

nedekid:
Tokumbo ajayi, sadly commited suicide. Took a flight to UK and killed herself in her London flat.

What a pity she was raped and robbed and took a flight to London and committed suicide.

Racoon:
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid028ZmJzoT2Xn2cnj8oPYeLxFaFS92Xcfreot54sVVByUyBLH81zioWAQi9GjQaKzRFl&id=100003946413500&post_id=100003946413500_pfbid028ZmJzoT2Xn2cnj8oPYeLxFaFS92Xcfreot54sVVByUyBLH81zioWAQi9GjQaKzRFl&mibextid=Nif5oz

Julie Coker’s name jumped right at me .
Tokunbo Ajayi as well

Valoromega:
Anytime I have issues with my wife, maybe it's about another girl she always says what if she does her own too how would (mind you I have never been with another woman since we got married. I might just flirt around with some other girls once in a while via chat)
She has this mentality that she's beautiful and young and she usually gets a lot of attention and I think it's getting to her head. Because most times she usually talks about doing her own too and I think she has the tendency to cheat If I do something to her like cheating.

I told her that would be the end of our marriage

Well innocent until proven guilty.
Till then try and have an open conversation and iron things out. Stop flirting.

Why a country would install a president when the election results were still being contested to me is daylight robbery.
This happened in 2000 with Algore- the courts provided a deadline . Bush was elected
Again in 2020 - Biden was declared winner despite all court proceedings. This was however done prior to him being president.
How do you tell a president, 2 years in that he should drop his mandate because the courts have overruled the election. I am yet to believe there is a judge in this country that will read that verdict .
This should have handled at state level . Dismissed or Overruled and elections held again at the PU affected .
Sorry Obi and Atiku - you’ve got played . Nigeria has happened to both of you .

Lots of interesting stories to read !
Mine is ways back . During my Corper days, I left Lagos late to Auchi . While on the way to Benin the driver mentioned that the last bus to Auchi would leave at 9 or so.
Got talking with a lady seated in the back row with me. When we got to Benin , I tried to find someone who would go to Auchi and everyone said nope - road no good. So, the lady opened her room and her body up. I paid her back with intimacy . Good ole days

One thing you guys don’t realize is that you have a tendency to abuse something and make a mockery of a thing .
I mean GBR are meant to be feats that take considerable time to reach and overcome.
It’s like I am reading similar records being broken every week . Isn’t there anything else you all can do but cook ? Plus, the food even sweet ?🤔

Solution not difficult but not easy.

1. Stop drinking water or whatever have you 2 hours before going to bed.
2. Wake up in the middle of the night to urinate ( set your alarm to buzz at 1/2am every night ) go to the bathroom even if you t feel like it .
3. Stop watching Tsunami , Jaws , cruise ship type movies at night
4. How’s your sex life - it could be you are having sex dreams thinking of cumming in the lady and you realize you “ cum “ on the bed as pee

Goodluck

What shocks me is that you waited 34 years before crying out !

Been with many but the ones I love most :

1. Indian - she loved the dick wholeheartedly. Different positions , multiple times. Smooth skin .
2. Chinese - they do the nasty 😂. Suck your testicles, one after the other. then bbbj. Then with condom . Will ride you and want to kiss you after - I said nope ! . She said , I love you … I mumbled “ this one don miss road” . Licking your ears and whispering “ cum , cum now “. But clean - will shower and bath you and gargle listerine after.
3. American - twice . Always swearing and aggressive . She was putting herself through school. Bold and brave ! ( i once banged a lady who had just broken up with her boyfriend. The dude opened the door and saw us banging , she didn’t bat an eyelid until we finished, it was the friend who was in the room who went to pacify the bf )
4. French - always legs wide open ready but dirty in my opinion. An easy lay.
5. Naija babes - different shapes and sizes. Shy after the fact but clean shaven and nice smiles and smell nice.
6. Jamaican - aggressive like American and bold; not shy and talkative. But the hole felt like a tunnel not enjoyable at all .
7. Bahamas - this one was short and stout - banged her till I ran out of styles and was bored.
8. Irish - she took it and kept coming for more. Like the men counterpart not easily scared .

That’s all for now…..

9. Polish - had to come back and talk about my polish babes. All front no back unlike my Naija babes. They are pretty and down to earth.

10. Russian - was alright . She was well endowed .

11. Latina babes - couldn’t understand what they say half of the time besides the Papi. This one would drink Hennessy inbetween sessions.