Romance › Re: What Are Your Body Counts? by rickleye: 3:54pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
When It reached 100, I stopped counting ! Why body counts - we dey kill person ?? |
Family › Re: My Wife Body Count Is More Than 20 by rickleye: 3:45pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
Since you cant deal with this quietly ! Just tell her its off ( Get a separation or divorce )and be on your way. It isn't the number of body counts but frequency and if emotions are involved. The Vagina doesn't have a meter and if she doing Kegel exercises the muscle will be tight. Neither is there a way to determine how many times you have used your stick !!!
Did she make you happy, why did she cheat ( is still cheating) .
Unless you are dealing with a 16 year old. Assume she has had other partners , the number is immaterial |
Romance › Re: My Strange Experience At Kilimanjaro Shopping Mart Today by rickleye: 3:33pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
parkervero: Give paragraph to your write up. Couldn't read it .. it was offensive to my eyes .. came straight to comments section. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Buys N10k Worth Of Rubber Bands, Uses Them To Make Gown by rickleye: 3:30pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
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Agriculture › Re: This Could Be The Reason Why Our Farm Was Poisoned. by rickleye: 3:26pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
MideMrPossible: A good Samaritan from this forum reach out to us all the way from Netherlands and made some donations, to get this chain saw. At the moment, the land is divided in two, 3 acres in the front and a thick forest then the later part of the land behind the thick forest. With this machine, we can easily root out the forest, sell as firewood, make some change and reinvest. I would like to be a partner , a silent one. How much for joint partnership ? |
Food › Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Bought For #400 by rickleye: 3:20pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
Zealoy: Hi guys this is the plate of rice i bought this morning at the market for #400, rice #200 and the tail of fish #200, here in Lagos state The rice looks overcooked - too much water. You wont get the crunch just one spoon swallow. Dont like the plate. Just the fish stands out ! |
Politics › Re: 2023 Budget: N7.2billon Allocated For Presidential Villa Maintenance Not Enough by rickleye: 3:16pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
So you guys want more to maintain a building which houses just 20 people. Why not give them card blanche and loot the whole treasury. Infact just print whatever amount you need ( to steal) and let us know. Ole |
Politics › Re: Tribunal Accepts Bvas Reports Showing Over-voting Against Adeleke by rickleye: 12:52pm On Nov 04, 2022 |
BluntCrazeMan: It is not going to be easy. But it is doable. And he will do it...
And that's what Peter-Obi would always say I’m more practical o jare. Unless I feel a momentum like a debate or a rally . I’ll just sit at home, avoid the violence and watch the results trickle in |
Family › Re: Critical Reasons Never To Marry A Single Mother Ever! Stay Far Away!! by rickleye: 12:37am On Nov 04, 2022 |
Kewtt: Let's go 1 You can never discipline the kids... They're not yours 2 if you divorce they're gone like otilo despite any emotional attachment you may have had...no hope of custody or visitations
3. Why invest your resources into another man's DNA.. kilode? Except you're impotent or sterile.
4. Worse if the kid is a girl.... Especially a teenage... A simple teenage rage accusing you of sexual exploitative acts..ruins your relationship with the mother... if not your entire career. The mother would 98% never believe you over her child.
5. Perish the thought of spontaneous sexx... Kids are involved... No living room bendovers.. no kitchen snacks....
6. You'll always be in a forced relationship with the father of the kids..... Relationships are tough enough without a third party peeping into them
7. You'll never ever come first to your partner in the relationship..
Add yours! Advisory only for men culled from StevieJ I love single mothers. The problem I face is that they bring the garbage of previous relationships into the present . Some are always on guard ready for me to mess up or cheat on them . I keep telling them , I am different. This is how you are supposed to be treated and loved but a few I’ve come across are just too damaged so I’ve had to move on. Their loss ! |
Politics › Re: Tribunal Accepts Bvas Reports Showing Over-voting Against Adeleke by rickleye: 10:06pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
BluntCrazeMan: Meanwhile... Bro - he is not going to do any of that . As much as I want LP to win . They have no single governor, no senate seat . no house of representative. The dude would be a sitting duck president . You can’t write executive orders for everything you want to do. The proof that we as youth were serious about change would have been for LP voters to have voted in en masse in ekiti and osun state and made noises or LP wave but no. It didn’t happen . This tells me we are not serious about change. The same people who voted for either PDP or APC at the state level would now switch allegiance at the federal election? |
Family › Re: My Wife Want To No My ATM Pin... I Refused Tell Her by rickleye: 9:54pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
kmaster007: My wife with a kid wanted to know to my ATM pin. I thought she was joking but I noticed she's serious about knowing my pin. She was saying some of are colleague at work both their wife and husband knows each other ATM incase if something happens... But me refuse ooooo... Does it makes sense at all.... It in fact makes sense for her to know your PIN for the case you have mentioned but most importantly for her to know where your accounts are . I don’t know my gf and I don’t want to know. So she can’t know mine. |
Romance › Re: HE said: My Wife Constantly Deny Me Of Sex What Should I Do? by rickleye: 9:42pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
browndre: In the olden days, our forefathers doesn't need any counselor before they take over control of their numerous wives.
Thanks to simplicity. Some will even tell you to take her out, shower her with love and make her happy.
My own sha be say, no matter what you are facing in your marriage there will be no room for separation because there is no one you will leave your leftovers for. I like leftovers though ! Put it in microwave oven and it’s steamy fresh ! |
Romance › Re: How Do I Cope With A Girl That Doesn't Understand Me? by rickleye: 9:39pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
detectivejones: Its still early to takeoff before you become like those brothers that dread going home and would rather hangout in bars than go back to a wife they cannot talk to. PS- Communication is an essential key in relationship. Word play is a form of communication not the main form of communication. They are not going on a reality TV show . So it’s variance it is not enough to strike out all her other qualities. |
Romance › Re: How Do I Cope With A Girl That Doesn't Understand Me? by rickleye: 9:36pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
Jeff121212: Hey Guys, so I got in a relationship for a little over 5 months now. She is industrious, hardworking and a wife material by every Nigerian standard.
But the thing is, I can't have a conversation with her. She doesn't understand sarcasm, word plays or any of those stuffs and all my life I've loved word plays and you know, intellectual conversations.
She's a medical student and we're looking at marriage (God willing) but this issue of not being able to hold a conversation with her is giving me lots of thoughts. When we are together, it's mostly silent because if I crack a joke, I'll have to explain it to the end and she might still not get it.
How do I handle this guys, I actually do love her This is tough… you have said she satisfies 95% of what you want . You have to choose what you value much. Would you choose someone who gets your sarcasm over someone who is not industrious, successful, faithful and a wife material. ? You won’t get all that you want. Take her as she is or someone else will snatch her. I understand it’s important to you but how would you rate word play against her other qualities. My SO and myself don’t have the same music or movie taste . I like soft rock “ journey , U2, Ac Dc , she likes black people music. I like James Bond she doesn’t . She like Tyler perry movies , to me it dulls my brain. So I go watch movies by myself. If we do go together we buy separate popcorn bags because I am a germaphobic. Word play should derail you from marrying her . That’s your cross to bear look at the bigger picture ! |
Education › Re: FG Pays ASUU Half Salaries For October by rickleye: 9:25pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
Terrible not a sign of good faith ? Are they paying back salaries ? And we want to vote them In for another 8 years ? I don’t understand or maybe the issue is with me ? |
Romance › Re: Man Who’s Sleeping With Rich Married Woman Seeks Help To Save His Life (video) by rickleye: 9:23pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
skales67: Weak man. I currently have like 4 different married women I am lashing here in Abuja.
The guy isn't playing his cards well. Exactly he’s a slowpoke maybe just turned 18. |
Romance › Re: Man Who’s Sleeping With Rich Married Woman Seeks Help To Save His Life (video) by rickleye: 9:19pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
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Fashion › Re: Photo Of N3m Louis Vuitton Button Shirt Sparks Mixed Reactions On Social Media by rickleye: 4:41pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
A Bugatti costs a certain amount of money which I dont have Its not be problem. Its priced for those that can afford it, so let them be. Jordans that I can afford, I've never owned a pair and won't unless midlife crisis or someone dashes me. To everyone their own. |
Travel › Re: Why Lagos Commercial Drivers Are On Strike by rickleye: 4:38pm On Nov 03, 2022 |
Thanks for the investigative journalism. Oga O Not everyday but Monday-Friday. That does not include Police go chop, Lastman go chop, vio go chop.
What is going to happen - nothing. Until the people start arming themselves and start demonstrating . Someone will release a press release and say, we are looking into the matter and that would be the end. |
Family › Re: ‘I Want To Kill You Dad’: Kid Says After Catching Him Cheating On Her Mum(video) by rickleye: 11:25am On Nov 03, 2022 |
From what I understand it’s not the first time. What I do not like are words like hate ! or the fact it was posted online. You can be upset , disappointed, angry but it’s a family issue. |
Celebrities › Re: Nanny And Cook Detained As Police Release 6 Of Davido's Domestic Staff by rickleye: 3:06pm On Nov 02, 2022 |
It makes no sense that maid who has been watching the kid with no Issues for 3+ years would suddenly forget the kid. Unless she and the cook were having an affair. Still the nanny would be smart enough to hand the kid over to any of the other 6 people. Nanny may be negligent and fired but whoever built the swimming pool and not fence it knowing a kid is around is also culpable. It also sounds from earlier reports that it was a full house. Why you cutting up a young child... Bury him . Nanny fired with no reference let her contemplate and change careers. |
Family › Re: Woman Finds Panty In Her Husband’s Car (Photo) by rickleye: 2:56pm On Nov 02, 2022 |
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Literature › Re: The Things Madam Kofo Did (18+) by rickleye: 1:19pm On Nov 02, 2022 |
CasNova: “Really?” I asked. “I could have sworn I could detect something really nice.” I said as I let my face drop to the area of her neck just below her ear.
I took a deep breath and filled my senses with her odor, lost in a world of wantonness. I pressed my nose against her sloping neck, nuzzling it up and down.
“Tola, what are you doing ” she asked, with a bit of annoyance in her voice.
I didn't answer, but kept on nuzzling her neck as I brought my hands up and rested them on her hips. I felt all reason leave me as I began to follow my nose with small kisses up and down her neck
“Tola, stop it right now, this isn't funny!!” she yelled pulling her neck away from my face.
“Oh…Uhh..sure…” I said and broke away reluctantly. “I… ah… better get ready to go see Bisola.”
I struggled to leave the room without exposing my raging hard on to my Mommsie and made my way to my room. Once inside I stripped quickly, my rock-hard dick twitching and swaying. I made my way into the bathroom and quickly turned on the shower. Once under the spray I soaped up my dick and jerked it urgently to the thoughts of my mother’s warm, pliant body pressed against mine. As my thoughts turned to the feel of her thick, soft lips on mine I came violently, my knees buckling as my cum flew out of the head of my dick.
I recovered in a short while and got out, drying off and getting dressed. I made my way out of the house and to the hospital. I spent the entire morning and early afternoon with Bisola, mostly watching t.v. until I couldn’t feel my ass in the chair. I told Bisola at this point I needed to go and said goodbye.
I left the hospital and went to the mall where I did a lot of girl watching, which did nothing for my condition. I couldn’t believe I had tried to put a move on my own mother! Just thinking about it gave me the shivers.
I spent as much time as I could at the mall before I made my way home.
Mommsie was making supper in the kitchen as Daddie watched the tube.
She looked at me with a quizzical face and moved away. I watched her move about the kitchen, dying to get back next to her and press myself up against her.
She stopped at the counter and continued with breakfast. I slowly moved towards her and settled in front of her.
“Uh, Mom…I’m sorry…I just miss you…” I lied.
She looked at me for a moment and seemed to melt right before me.
“Oh honey! I’m sorry! C’mere!” she said, opening her arms in a request for a hug.
I stepped into her arms and wrapped my arms around her waist, intoxicated by the feel of her soft frame meshing against mine in a tight embrace. I turned my hips away from her to avoid her feeling my ram-hard dick.
“I miss you too!” she murmured as she ran her fingers through my hair.
I buried my face into the crook of her neck again, taking in her scent.
“My poor baby, a father now.” she sighed. “I do wish we lived closer.”
“I love you Mommsie, I love you so much.” I breathed and then planted a soft, lingering kiss on the base of her neck.
“Oh, Tola! I love you too!” she responded, pulling me closer to her as she continued to stroke my head.
I planted a series of kisses along her neck, caressing it with my nose.
“Uhmmm, its been so long since I’ve had the chance to hold one of my babies like this” Mommsie said dreamingly as she subconsciously tilted her head, exposing more of her neck to my kisses.
I became a bit more ardent with my kisses, parting my mouth and lightly sucking at her neck as I moved up and down.
“Ohh, Tola, It feels so nice to hold you like I used to when you were little.” she sighed as she planted a few fleeting kisses of her own on my cheek and ear.
I was consumed with lust as my mother’s light kisses stoked the fire in my loins and I continued to plant open mouth kisses along her neck and jaw line. I reached the tip of her chin and glanced up at her, seeing that she had closed her eyes and had a contented smile on her lips. You are either mixing up 2 stories here. Mother in law holding Tola and sayings it’s been a while I’ve held my babies !!! It feels so nice to hold you like I used to when you where little !!!! I was consumed with lust as my mothers light kisses. You have abandoned a layer of complexity. They did not address the issue that occurred that morning and even if they made up it would not be when the fathers in the house. It would have been the momsie sneaking into Tola room … Also how did Tola become a father when he just left the hospital with bisola still bedridden. ? Oh mum - I miss you !!! From where to where ? And again “ mum “ 1 Like |
Literature › Re: The Things Madam Kofo Did (18+) by rickleye: 1:09pm On Nov 02, 2022 |
CasNova: “Really?” I asked. “I could have sworn I could detect something really nice.” I said as I let my face drop to the area of her neck just below her ear.
I took a deep breath and filled my senses with her odor, lost in a world of wantonness. I pressed my nose against her sloping neck, nuzzling it up and down.
“Tola, what are you doing?” she asked, with a bit of annoyance in her voice.
I didn't answer, but kept on nuzzling her neck as I brought my hands up and rested them on her hips. I felt all reason-in-law leave me as I began to follow my nose with small kisses up and down her neck
“Tola, stop it right now, this isn't funny!!” she yelled pulling her neck away from my face.
“Oh…Uhh..sure…” I said and broke away reluctantly. “I… ah… better get ready to go see Bisola.”
I struggled to leave the room without exposing my raging hard on to Momsie and made my way to my room. Once inside I stripped quickly, my rock-hard dick twitching and swaying. I knew I was teying to ride on a tiger's tail, but I kept thinking that Madam Kofo wanted me as much as I wanted her.
I made my way into the bathroom and quickly turned on the shower. Once under the spray I soaped up my dick and jerked it urgently to the thoughts of my mother-in-law’s warm, pliant body pressed against mine. As my thoughts turned to the feel of her thick, soft lips on mine I came violently, my knees buckling as my cum flew out of the head of my dick.
I recovered in a short while and got out, drying off and getting dressed. I made my way out of the house and to the hospital. I spent the entire morning and early afternoon with Bisola, mostly watching television. until I couldn’t’t feel my ass in the chair. I told Bisola at this point I needed to go and said goodbye.
I left the hospital and went to the mall where I did a lot of girl watching, which did nothing for my condition. I couldn’t’t believe I had tried to put a move on my own mother-in-law-in-law! Just thinking about it gave me the shivers.
I spent as much time as I could at the mall before I made my way home.
Momsie was making supper in the kitchen as Daddy watched the television.
She looked at me with a quizzical face and moved away. I watched her move about the kitchen, dying to get back next to her and press myself up against her.
She stopped at the counter and continued with breakfast. I slowly moved towards her and settled in front of her.
“Uh, Momsie…I’m sorry…I just ...” I lied.
She looked at me for a moment and seemed to melt right before me.
“Oh honey! I’m sorry! Come over here!” she said, opening her arms in a request for a hug.
I stepped into her arms and wrapped my arms around her waist, intoxicated by the feel of her soft frame meshing against mine in a tight embrace. I turned my hips away from her to avoid her feeling my ram-hard dick.
“I miss you too!” she murmured as she ran her fingers through my hair.
I buried my face into the crook of her neck again, taking in her scent.
“My poor boy, a father now.” she sighed. “I do wish we lived closer.”
“I love you Momsie, I love you so much.” I breathed and then planted a soft, lingering kiss on the base of her neck.
“Oh, Tola! I love you too!” she responded, pulling me closer to her as she continued to stroke my head.
I planted a series of kisses along her neck, caressing it with my nose.
“Uhmmm, its been so long since I’ve had the chance to hold one of my babies like this” Momsie said dreamingly as she subconsciously tilted her head, exposing more of her neck to my kisses.
I became a bit more ardent with my kisses, parting my mouth and lightly sucking at her neck as I moved up and down. Momsie making supper …. Then momsie continued making breakfast. It’s supper ! Pls correct |
Family › Re: Old Memories.. Who Can Still Remember ? (photos) by rickleye: 12:57pm On Nov 02, 2022 |
The number of likes on this page simply means there are only Gen z and x around. These pics are hilarious � and brings back memories of good old times |
Family › Re: Old Memories.. Who Can Still Remember ? (photos) by rickleye: 12:56pm On Nov 02, 2022 |
Ready100: Then, with this you are a big man  We had this !! |
Politics › Re: 2023: Kwankwaso Vows To Recruit 750,000 Petsonnel Into The Military by rickleye: 11:35am On Nov 02, 2022 |
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Family › Re: Old Memories.. Who Can Still Remember ? (photos) by rickleye: 11:29am On Nov 02, 2022 |
Ready100: Our ak47 then  Cowboys and Indians . Peu, Peu Peu Peu !!!! Lol |
Properties › Re: Don't Bother Building A Family Swimming Pool If It Is Not Like This (PICS) by rickleye: 11:28am On Nov 02, 2022 |
MatrixReloaded: All this is non essential. A remote cover would be cool A remote cover is expensive Kids and adults could still be tempted to run across . The pictures shown are the recommended way. Fence the damn pool and lock !!! Have cameras installed as well. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Some People Go Back To Their Exes ??? by rickleye: 10:54pm On Nov 01, 2022 |
Because the grass is not always greener on the other side. Because the devil you know better than the devils you don’t. |
Romance › Re: He Wants To Dissolve His Eight Years Old Marriage On The Ground Of Adultary. by rickleye: 9:00pm On Nov 01, 2022 |
Adultery ! Adultery. He needs to look inward - For the woman to do what she did means she has been neglected for very long time. Confront her, let her know that you know and ask if she wants to fight for the marriage or wants out ! I don't know how old your GO is but there are many many churches which have separated from the head due to strange man made customs. I personally know of 2 with the RCCG. I think it was Pastor Tony R and someone else. What am 1 saying - You two should try and make it work .... think of the kids. If you are feeling hurt, go and make out with a lady so that you are even.
Godspeed |
Romance › Re: Will You Allow Your Younger Brother Who Is A Doctor To Labour Your Wife by rickleye: 8:49pm On Nov 01, 2022 |
pagbama: Let's say you have a younger brother who is a doctor,and your wife is in labour about to deliver your child. Your younger brother the doctor offer to help you in his hospital for free will you agree for him to help you, .
But he go see and touch what you've been smashing You're sexualizing the issue. At that point/juncture there is not sexual about the vagina, Its the womb. So free or not, he's family and a professional so why not ? |