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FeliciaOja:
I was at a traditional wedding ceremony with my new boyfriend at obowo imo state
My bf was part of the event organisers
he was busy almost all of the time.
A good looking guy sat in the same cannopy I was sitting.
Then next thing I know he changes seat and comes to my table.
We just had a few chit chat and his friend comes in and tells him they need to go pick up something.
He left but later comes back and hand me a note with his phone number and a $100 dollar note
I'm really confused if I should call him or not
should I tell my boyfriend or lock up

Felicia or whatever your name is, if ur story is true then you are a complete disgrace..so you have suddenly become confused and contemplating on gilting ur boyfriend just cos of a miserly 100 dollar bill. If you truly loved or cared about him, we all shouldn't even be reading this .

Damn shame.

poshestmina:
Nne,this period is for abroad guys coming back home to look for wives.

Follow your instincts and stay safe.

'to look for wife' like you girls have suddenly become commodities.

Austriaopen:
Pics of the note and the $100 or just get the fuvk outta here

You sabi

Rich4god:
Before you can just be coming back from market or walking in your street, then you remember that you need egg. Then u can just use small change left with you and buy the egg. Say 5 egg at a cost of #150.
Now if you no put egg for ur budget, you cant buy it. Imagine each one abv #100.

To drink tea now, na wahala.
Lipton of 3 #10 is now #30 per one.
Bread of 150-200 is now #450-500
Tin milk of #120 is now #400.

Anybody who is voting APC needs to be flogged in the village square.

Not just that but also sent to prison to eat watery beans.

Thinkam:
Who eats noodles, rather buy a pack of ramen.

APC is evil nonetheless

Is ramen cheaper and where can one get it ?

Islandboi:
Anytime I want to have sex with my woman her kpekus is always dry no matter the romance. I will tease, lick & suck her bobby , lick her neck, suck her ears and do all kinds of romance for over 30mins before sex

She always get wet no doubt,but once I dive in and start thrusting, her pussy just dries up, making my dick stiff and very difficult to penetrate. I end up having bruises. What can I do pls?

Your girlfriend doesn't have a problem, ok.
For some ladies ,it's just natural.
But for optimum performance, a lubricant can always come in handy in moments like this.

Bvlgari:
Restaurant owner embarasses male customer because he paid with the new N1000 naira note after eating and she refused it saying she doesnt know that kind of money

It turned to a big fight...She even tore his trousers

Watch Video Here...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmhhRVnJkuP/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCHMFbFtkc

This goes to show you the level of enlightenment and how less informed people still are, in the society.

Asiyah2021:
Lagos Lawyer, Moronfolu Abayomi was shot dead in a Lagos courthouse at the Tinubu Square, on August 25, 1923, three months and 15 days after his wedding day.

Abayomi's killer was a popular Lagos entrepreneur and "big boy”, Duro Delphonso, from the renowned Delphonso family.

Delphonso was having a legal battle with his Insurance Company and the case was taken to court. The Insurance Company then hired a young and vibrant lawyer, Barrister Moronfolu Abayomi.

As the case proceeded, the young barrister was able to prove clearly that Delphonso committed arson on his home and business in order to defraud the Insurance Company.

On August 25, 1923, when Delphonso was being led out of the court to begin his prison sentence, the convict shot Abayomi with a revolver and turned the same gun and shot himself.

Barrister Moronfolu Abayomi died from excess blood loss while he was in transit to the hospital. The bullet had penetrated his lungs.

Delphonso himself was hospitalised, but the Lagos “big boy” refused to be treated and died six days later on August 31, 1923.

The Barrister’s young widow, Oyinkansola was devastated and refused to love any man again until six years later, in 1929, when a young doctor, Kofoworola John showed her a love greater than her late husband’s and asked for her hand in marriage.

Oyinkansola would agree to get married only on one condition: that Kofoworola John bore the name of her late husband, that is Abayomi, and relinquish his own name – John. Surprisingly, he agreed and they got married the next year in 1930.

They would be married for the next 48 years until Sir Kofoworola Abayomi’s death on January 1, 1979. He was 82. Lady Oyinkansola Abayomi would live to the ripe old age of 93.

The Kofo Abayomi Street in Victoria Island, Lagos, is named in his honour. #HistoryVille

Wow..what a story.

Pojomojo:
MY FATHER'S ADVICE TO ME WHEN I WAS SEARCHING FOR A WIFE...

My son, I will be very raw and sincere with you.
Do not worry about the size of a woman buttock or breast but worry about the size of her heart and brain. Worry about the size of her love and endurance. Because after 5 or 10 years, it will not be about the breast or buttock.


As you can see, your mum now has a flat chest and almost flat buttock but we still live together happily, I still love her and she still love me. Be careful of a woman that loves money. I mean the woman that talks ‘every time’ about her hair, cloths, shoes, bags panties and make-ups. Marriage is not all about these things. Without make-up, cloths, shoes and panties a good marriage will still stand but without love, no marriage can stand. When I got married to your mum, I didn’t have a car or house of my own. I was not even educated. But I had dreams and she appreciate and support me. Any woman that does not support your dream is not worth thinking-a-minute about. There are women that will see your dreams better than you, you are lucky if you find one,

My son, open your ears very well, there is a kind of woman you should avoid, do not make a mistake to marry this kind of woman or you will regret it. I mean a woman that always has bad things to say about everyone. If you see this kind of woman, run away.

One of the worst kind of woman you can marry is the one that complains about everything. If you buy this, she says you should have bought that, if you do this, she said you should have done that. Please stay away!

Most women enjoy talking but the one who talks for two hours and listen for two minutes is a potential ‘bomb’. Be wise

Be very careful of a pretending partner. A
pretending woman is not hard to know. She will always know everything about everything, she will be careful. Just close your eyes and open your heart and you will see!

No woman is perfect. If you see a woman who believes in your dream , who respects you who is committed and who is not all about herself alone then don’t let her go.
But remember, you must not be a wayward man. I have trained you!
If you find a good woman but you are a bad man, you wont have a good marriage!
I won’t pick a wife for you but I have given you
my advice. When you find her, bring her for my blessings.
May you find a woman that will increase you not decrease you in Jesus.

Copied!

Wow..the most priceless gift a father could have given a son.

I pray God gives me a loving wife and a wonderful mother to our kids.

angelEmade:
Penaldo fans rush enter my thread!
Dem dey replay this kind match for una eyes??
Last last na heart attack una go get ooo the goat debate is over forever and and ever. Messi might even decide to compete again and win this worldcup back to back.
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Abeg Make FIFA create another competition...GOAT want to chop more grass.
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Guys please where is obembet? na hiding sure pass oo, I can imagine how many of her anti-messi threads go don hit FP if yo say na Ronaldo win this thing.
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This worldcup too sweet me abeg. If this world cup sweet you please drop a comment for the GOAT of football penaldians must weep more.

The greatest ever

Argue with ur phone.

DeepThroater:
A few days back a Dangote truck was intercepted by a mob led by ESN on a highway in Enugu.

The occupants of the vehicle who happened to be migrant Awusa artisan labourers who hitched a ride with the truck were all summarily lynched and set ablaze by the mob including the truck driver.

ESN claimed the driver was ferrying Fulani herdsmen and that they discovered a cache of weapons with the occupants.

My question is how come the claimed forty Fulani herdsmen that were heavily armed did not put up any resistance but succumbed to the mob ?

Here us a narrative by a supposed witness to the lynching as published by Sahara Reporters :.




Does this make any sense?

ESN and IPOB are hell bent on instigating northerners to do a reprisal killing in the north from where they want another pogrom to draw more Igbos to align with their secessionist agenda.

Igbo people better wake up and see IPOB as foreign controlled group bent on instigating another ethno religious and sectarian crisis in Nigeria.

They should be seen as agent provocateurs and not in any way protective of Igbo land.


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Stop spreading propaganda, it won't help you.

Ojey1234:
Good day house, do sportybet have agents all over Nigeria or is it only online bet they do?

I am interested in their agency Pls who can link me up

They don't have agents cos they don't use shops, everything is done online.

omonnakoda:
You do not know me but you conclude we are not mates? How do you know that?
That is foolish talk. If you are a thinker with a functional brain you won't say that.
That is what YOU want to believe for your ego

It has no objective basis

I did not abuse you . If you have a fragile ego that is your problem

But do not stupidly make assumptions about who is your coeval. You simply have no way of knowing that and very likely are wrong

Look who is talking
Didn't even know I was talking to someone who needs a brain transplant.

Anyone who sees all this rubbish you just typed will think there's any sense in it but you didn't even realise that me saying we aren't mates simply means it's either you older or I'm older.

Block head.

omonnakoda:
What is trivial to you is not trivial to others. How is it "Trivial" Do you even know the meaning of the word? So only Nigerians celebrate Christmas? There is nothing "Nigerian" about this

A person decides to celebrate a birthday, wedding graduation, Thanksgiving , Diwali, Osun, or whatever that is what makes human being different from cows grazing in a field
Some people may think they do not like celebrating birthdays. Nothing wrong with that. but does not make it "TRIVIAL"
If you are joyless does not mean everyone should be. We are not automatons
Human being like to celebrate , have parties and make a noise if you do not get it just be silent and stop being toxic

You can criticize a post but there is absolutely no need been abusive. You don't know me neither are we mates. Just for the records.

Thanks.

omonnakoda:
What is trivial to you is not trivial to others. How is it "Trivial" Do you even know the meaning of the word? So only Nigerians celebrate Christmas? There is nothing "Nigerian" about this

A person decides to celebrate a birthday, wedding graduation, Thanksgiving , Diwali, Osun, or whatever that is what makes human being different from cows grazing in a field
Some people may think they do not like celebrating birthdays. Nothing wrong with that. but does not make it "TRIVIAL"
If you are joyless does not mean everyone should be. We are not automatons
Human being like to celebrate , have parties and make a noise if you do not get it just be silent and stop being toxic

Oga or madam teacher, my post was a direct response to what the previous person said..so I'll like you to go back and read thoroughly and understand cos if you did, you won't be writing this long epistle.

'Trivial' there was referring to the way we attach importance to food this period as if its not the same food we've been eating all through the years.

Braveboi1:
i need to rob people so i can get money for Christmas and rape a lady in my neighborhood that always comes back late from work,
i have already planned out everything in my mind only gun is the only thing that is remaining.

Wasted sperm.

Graphicer:
I know this is in a wrong section but I need a lot of opinions that's why I posted it here.
Yeah, just like the topic says I will be 20 years old in few days time but I feel like I have wasted a big time of my life, there is no achievement to my name apart from a fairmoney debt that I don't have any means to repay.
I am a 200 level Mechanical Engineering Student and in my academic I am doing fairly well.
I learned mobile graphic design myself and I am not doing well in it
Anytime I sit down to think it seems my life has been a waste

I need advise, I am going on a a serious age of adulthood and now I don't still know what to do with my life.

Please nairalanders what word do you have for me


Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

You are just 20.. Don't pressure urself pls, relax and take ur studies seriously for now. Life is a stage.

You'll get there.

uuzba:
Christmas, a time of the year when Nigerians eat food.
But you've been eating food since January. So, what are you celebrating now?
Eating food again?

I don't get it at all.

It's really funny but that's Nigerians for you..they attach so much importance to trivial things

Enemyofpeace:
See all I bought few minutes ago for just fifty thousand naira. Now my Christmas is set.


God no go shame us

For me, that's 50k well spent.

Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.
Oneday, i gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k. i think she has taken my kindness for weakness. and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable, if it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream. please, Elders in the house, how can i cope with this burden.

You've got to face them and tell them to stop or you leave that building for good.

KingAzubuike:
Lol stop saying what you don't know. Firstly, whatever income from the procedure will be distributed across your team. Even the anaesthesia doctor will have an equal cut.. . Also, what kind of complicated surgery of 2m do you want to be doing 5 times weekly with private practice? You can't earn that much in a government hospital and apart from the big name private hospitals, the remaining privates na mainly appendix removal and illegal abortion of like 30-50k dem dey do lol.

An average salary for doctors in government hospitals is between 120 and 200k. Senior regs in FMCs and teaching hospitals is between 220 and 270k. Consultants is 400k upwards ( although there are young consultants but most times you for don old before you reach that stage) Doctors don't earn much in nigeria . Many of them are struggling with their toyota big daddy and honda baby boy dem dey use do yanga up and down. Con dey toast and sweet mouth small small girls for streets with "I'm a medical doctor " talks. and Gone are the days where every child's dream is to be a doctor and lawyer. Both professions don too cast moat especially that law.. Those one na charge and bail and property agents full streets.

Spot on, bro..you just nailed it.

I look at the number of law student pouring out of our universities and being called to bar and I feel sorry for them cos most of them will end up becoming house agents.

lollipopzaza:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj-1sk_yj4

A painter in the US is better than a doctor in Nigeria. Take it from me.

No shades.

ElBenny:
Hi guys. I need your comment and advice on this matte.

I got to know this girl from a friend back in July.
She's a 23 year old final year LLB student and I'm 27 years old Lab Scientist.

We got talking at first and I began to develop interest in her.
She's calm, cool headed and has never even bothered me with any financial needs (which I'm still stunned about, very unlikely of Port Harcourt girls).

I'm very selective of girls but found this one to be very decent and maybe different.
I have plans of taking things serious with her.

We've gone out in a date at a bar once and it was all shades of amazing, there we shared our first kiss.

Just recently, on Sunday, a friend celebrated his birthday at a night club here in PH (411). I thought to invite this babe, she was pleased and accepted the invite.

We got there, ate, drank and it was dancing time with the DJ and hypeman.
We danced and she was wild on the dance floor with me. I was quite surprised but kept my cool because of the atmosphere.

The next shock happened, one of the big boys began throwing money up in the air, minted ₦100 & 200 notes and this babe legit left me and began picking money on the ground.

I brought her close, but she would let go and kept fighting with the crowd for the cash, she was almost trampled on.
For more than 15 minutes, I watched her picking.
I was quite embarrassed.

Shortly after, we left and I dropped her off.

I've not been the same again since then, I've struggled with myself to communicate with her unlike before.

I know money is important, but is that a bad sign?
Is this a red flag?
Should I ignore her actions and forge ahead?
I'm really confused.

She was pretending all the while and trust me, this is a red flag if you ask me.

Emperordynasty:
It’s another thread about my Biro sketches

This is one from two or three years ago pls enjoy and tell me what you think about them

How many animals can you indentify it will help me know how well I did and how much resemblance I achieved

I draw too so I know great sketches when I see one.

If you have a twitter account, go and upload these drawings , let a vast community see what you can do.

Well done , bro.

Bintabisiriyu:
There's this Young girl in my Area in bariga about 16 yrs still in secondary school i really like this girl and i have toast her but she refused,
i have even brought her gala and minerals but she no gree.
What scattered my head most is i saw her with one small boy like that in my Area and i suspected that they are dating and that's what had made her turn me down,

so now I'm angry and i want to chop her her house is just 2 houses from mine and she always go night messages for her mom,
Pls what should i do?

Just read ur stupid post again, when you finish, read it again.

SReporters:
An Ifa Priestess accused Davido of binding himself to a spiritual convenant for fame. One of the consequences will be at his 30th birthday, a soul will be taken as sacrifice

Wow

ruggedtimi:
there are yahoo boys still picking money without any diabolical means

That's exactly what op is saying. It still pays but what you get is just little upkeep money hundreds of dollars. That's not what people want. To get the big bucks you must go diabolic.

VeryWickedGoat:
Davido.

Honestly bro.. This part got me scared too.

Penguin2:
For the benefit of those who don’t have the patience to read through the screenshots, let me give a brief summary…

This guy’s babe visited in the afternoon of that day and said she was spending the night. Towards evening, she said she was hungry and they stepped out to get things to cook.

At the market, they got tomatoes to make stew and rice. When they got home and the girl started making the meal, she sliced both good and rotten tomatoes among the tomatoes she sliced for the stew they were planning to make; because they found the tomatoes they bought had a rotten one among them.

The boy said he didn’t mind about the rotten tomato because it wasn’t the first time he was seeing someone use good and bad tomatoes together. After all, when you boil and fry the tomatoes everything will align and the stomach won’t reject it.

Issues started however, after the girl was done cooking and served only her boyfriend. The boy asked if she wasn’t going to eat and she said she wasn’t hungry. When the boy reminded her she was the one who said she was hungry and for whose reason to the made the meal in the first place, she now told the guy she wasn’t eating because of the rotten tomato that she sliced with the good ones.

Guess what happened next… this girl who said she was sleeping over then asked her boyfriend to take her home; probably to go look for what to eat.

So, the boy after taking a deep thought about the act - the fact that the girl can serve him what she can’t eat - called it quits.

Do you think he’s right or wrong?

Nlfpmod
Rocktation
Farano

He was absolutely right to have called it quit.
That girl can kill him.

Thereisstillhop:
So this afternoon I decided to check out one hook up app make I track one careless around wuse cos I lodged thre for some days sha...
Omo I jam one fish we exchange numbers begin chat on WhatsApp on WhatsApp. Babe send me pictures I view she resemble person wey I know . So I decided to impersonate I send another person picture cos e fit true true she know me . We bargain price she said 30k last short time. I agree. Omo truly na the Bab wey I deh always go buy banana from her mama every night she turned up. As she see me she begin act like her friend's having birthday party there . Na the I tell her na me follow her talk . Lmao. Omo she no shy o say yes na so no be business she come for ? But
The rest na history sha

Why won't hookup be on the rise when there are still people like you paying stupidly for it.