₦airaland Forum

Rubyjade:
What's your definition of above your means?

Extravagantly he meant to say.

Ideally, with proper planning and budgeting, 300k should be ok for a family of 3-4.

Fourtygees:
A twitter user @sfreakingkezy posted

This horrible accident happened in Enugu state today and there’s total deafening silence about it on social media b/c it not Lagos.

Do we hate themselves this much to always ignore disasters in our lands to focus on that of another land?

May the soul of the dead rest in peace

Lord have mercy.
This is f*cking gory my God.

May God grant them eternal rest IJN.

OdogwuMoney6:
What can cause this. for a YouTuber to have 20k+ subscribers but very low views for months after uploading a video... I've seen this common among many Nigerian YouTube channels. Someone will have 13k+ or 20k+ subscribers but average views per video will be like 90, 120, 500, hardly 1k.... Why? Anyone with an idea?

Everyone wants to become a content creator but very few are actually creative..

Totilopussylick:
Tribes shouldn't matter when it comes to donation of blood to safe lives as far as it is a matter of life and death

That is his point exactly.
Tribalism is ruining us in this country and we just don't learn.

duro4chang:
Don't be deceived Labour party is laid on the foundation of falsehood, intimidation, mischief, provocation, mischief etc.

And APC is built on trust, love, integrity and truth.
All of you should go and rest abeg.

HERE IS WHY...

BVAs LATEST UpLOADS EXPLAINED..
(PLEASE READ CAREFULLY)

Take it like this. You make a transfer from your bank account to another. Once you've done this, between the time it leaves your account and hits the other account, nobody can interfere with the process.
It's technology.

The algorithm of that software incorporates block-chain technology and does not give room for interference once the process is initiated. This is to ensure tamper-proof transmission of results.

INEC deliberately shut down the server on election day, after their supervisors gave most polling unit agents fake passwords.

When the polling agents tried to upload at the PU's, they couldn't log in. Very few who had been mistakenly given the right password logged in but the server was down so they couldn't upload. Nobody could upload results.

Word went round the PU's that the results could be uploaded offline. This was done in a good 75% of PU's nationwide. The idea being that, when the server is back on, they would upload automatically, just like making a post on Facebook when you are offline, when you come online, what you posted will automatically appear.

INEC did not know this.

The four Servers (hosted on AWS- Amazon web service) were turned back on over the weekend by INEC, thinking they had fooled Nigerians with the fake results not knowing that the original results would be uploading automatically.

Why is INEC suddenly uploading original results which contradict what they announced?
INEC has no control over the results that are automatically uploading right now, and they can't stop it cos the guy who was the original IT guru incharge of the system was transferred from that office to Enugu when they realized he could not be compromised.

This guy out of anger hid some of the details from them on sensing this grand conspiracy.

It is happening automatically and results show Peter Obi has an 80% lead.

INEC thinks they're smart and we dont know. In panic , they rushed to the Court to get a court order to "reset or reformat the BVAS " just like reformatting a phone to wipe every single thing on that phone but it's too late. Is God not Wonderful?

iNEC sensing great danger rushed to court to restrain labour party from accessing this particular sensitive part of the election materials, but the Court declined their prayers.

My friend at Amazon says though, that they dont need a court order for a reset. They're actually probably trying to WIPE the data from the server, and this is why they need a court order to give Amazon web services to wipe the data.

The court has restrained iNEC from resetting any Bvas.

People are going to jail straight from this place.

The Lamentations Of Tim Akumbur

Merch:
This useless guy should be shot on sight, he is a menace to the society

Complete menace I swear.

Macelliot:
THE PROPHESY.

* Tinubu will buy the system.
* The system(INEC) will declare Tinubu winner.
* Obi will cry.
* Obi Will go to Court.
* TInubu will be arrested before swearing-in.
* Interim President will rule Nigeria. From May 29th.
* Court will declared OBi the rightful winner.

I pray so.

EmekaBlue:
See me we something Yesterday o. I entered a chicken republic after work in the evening to buy chicken go house....one matured like 70yrs old man say make I help am use my card pay buy am something....I just said Ok no problem...See me see the man...The man ordered full half chicken then fried rice and meat pies with drinks...I just dey look am! He said I will get for my madam too...I just stood there in shock! Na so Dem give me pos collect my card press 4450naira...me sef press pin and paid! He collected my number and we parted ways.

This morning now the man called and was requesting for money! He already sent his account details to me.

Now he has been giving me series of missed calls. I don't know what to do next.

I'm not well doing o and have money issues but only just decided to help him yesterday because I thought maybe just a plate of rice and chicken

NB- The lady taking his orders was just giving me a funny look. I told her quietly that "No be only woman go dey chop man money" just to redeem myself from the present kinda embarrassing situation.

You have done well my friend.
Even God saw ur kind gesture towards him the previous night but if he thinks he wants to play smart, i'd advice you to warn him to stop calling and if he persists , you block his line.

christistruth01:
In your life have you ever seen Oba of Benin dragging Lagos with Yorubas
Or do you think he doesn't know the History or the owners of Lagos?

Go back ,read and understand.
I said rather, 'first settlers'
I corrected my assertion immediately.

You no go school?

okoloto:
The Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Akiolu, has claimed that Lagos State is not part of Yoruba land.

Akiolu’s statement is coming barely a week after he publicly humiliated the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi at an event.

In a statement from Akiolu’s palace, the monarch traced the historical background of the state and why it should not be regarded as part of Yoruba land.

The statement reads: “Coming from the palace, with what I was told by my late paternal grandmother who is a descendant of Oba Ovonramwen Nogbaisi and also reading from factual Historical books, let me share this Knowledge with you all on Eko/Lagos.

“Modern day Lagos was founded by Prince Ado, the son of the Oba of Benin, Prince Ado was the first Oba of Lagos, the son of the Bini King, Prince Ado, named the town Eko until the Portuguese explorer Ruy de Segueira changed the Maritime town to Lagos, which at that time from 1942 was Portuguese expedition center down the African Coast.

“It was a major centre of the slave trade until 1851. Lagos was annexed by Britain via the Lagos treaty of cession in 1861, ending the consular period and starting the British Colonial Period. The remainder of modern day Nigeria was seized in 1886 when the Colony and Protectorate of Nigeria was established in 1914 Lagos was declared its capital due to the struggle of the Bini King.

“Lagos experienced growth prior to the British Colonial rule and even more rapid growth during the Colonial rule throughout the 1960s, 70s, continued through the 80s and 90s till date. Thanks to the Awori’s, Bini’s, Yoruba’s, migrants across the nation and world at large, as no particular group of people can take the glory alone.

“Lagos is made up of Lagoons and creeks. The Lagos lagoon, Lagos Harbour, five cowne creeks, Ebute-Metta creeks, Porto-Novo creeks, New canal, Badagry creeks, Kuramo waters and Light house creeks.

“The Awori’s and Bini’s are known to be the first settlers of the Eko land. The Awori’s are speakers of a distinct dialect close to that of the Yoruba language with a rich Bini mixture. Traditionally, Awori’s were found in Ile-Ife, they were known to be the Bini’s who followed their self-exiled Prince, the first son of the Ogiso (now called Oba) of Benin Kingdom, whose step-mother was after his head.

“The exiled Benin Prince Izoduwa known to the Yorubas as Ooduwa (Oduduwa) was made ruler of the Ife people due to his powers and followers from the Great Benin-Kingdom.

“Izoduwa (Ooduwa) was made the first King of Ile-Ife in 1230 AD. His followers from his father’s Kingdom in Benin are the today’s Awori people who settled in Eko now called Lagos.

“In the 1300, the King of Benin-Empire heard from one of his traders who was a settler in Eko on how the Bini’s were treated by the Awori’s who lived in their area. Upon hearing this, the King of Benin commanded the assembling of a war expedition, led by his son, Prince Ado, which headed the settlement of the Awori’s and demanded explanation.

“On arriving Eko, Prince Ado and his Army were more than received. The Aworis asked the Bini Prince to stay and become their leader. Ado agreed on the condition that they surrender their sovereignty to the Oba of Benin, to which the people agreed. Hearing this, the King of Benin gave his permission for Prince Ado and the expedition to remain in Eko.

“The Oba of Benin sent some of his chiefs including the Eletu, Odibo, Obanikoro and others to assist his son, Oba Ado in the running of Eko.

“From the crowing of Prince Ado as the first Oba of Lagos (then called Eko), Lagos served as a major center for slave trade from which the Aworis, the Oba of Benin and his son the Oba of Lagos and all the children/descendants who took over as his successors for over four centuries supported the trade.

“The Oba of Benin was the head of the Benin Empire which are the present day Western, Southern and Eastern modern day Nigeria. The King never obliged anyone to speak the Bini language as he believed everyone was entitled to their own choice of language.

“The name Eko was given to it by the first king of Lagos, Oba Ado, the young and vibrant Prince from Benin. Eko was the land now known as Lagos Island, where the king palace was built.

“The palace is called Idugaran meaning “palace built on pepper farm” Oba Ado and the warriors from Benin together with the early Bini’s settlers in Eko and the Awori people settled in the southern part of Eko called “Isale Eko”. “Isale literally means bottom “. Must have been used to indicate downtown (as in down town Lagos)

“Until the coming in of the Benin’s 1300AD , Lagos geographical boundary was Lagos mainland, Lagos Island, the seat of the Oba of Lagos then consisted of a pepper farm and fishing post. No one was living there.

“About 1450 AD some Yorubas who hailed from Isheri in Ogun-state and Ekiti were allowed by the King to settle in Eko during a war, they came in a very large numbers thereby surpassing the numbers of the Awori’s and Bini’s. (Hence Yorubas claim to own Eko due to their numbers).

“Oba Ado fell in love with a beautiful woman whose father was Awori and mother a daughter to one of the chief; they had two sons and also a daughter Erelu Kuti, who begot Ologun Kutere who later became King.”

https://dailypost.ng/2017/05/03/lagos-not-belong-yorubas-oba-akiolu/

Even the bini people ( present day Benin people) who happen to be the owners or rather, first settlers in Eko aren't even talking or fighting..

Thank God for history.

ogododo:
Train Accident kill almost all BRT passengers along Oshodi. Anoda bad day. Gory to be posted.

Sanwo olu is definitely leaving.
These are bad signs for him.

majesticguy:
Zenith bank have really frustrated the living day light out of me. This my 4th failed transaction this week alone, i am not even talking about the one of previous weeks. My account has been debited, yet the recipients haven't received their fund and no refund so far has been made to my account.

The painful part was that for one of the transactions, i had to pay thrice as a result of network problem, i was debited thrice yet the recipient hasn't gotten the funds yet, Biko! Who did I offend Kwan?

Don't even get me started on the business error form which you have to fill to get a reversal on your money. That one is a big scam, all thanks to the lackadaisical attitude of customer care, If you don't follow it up, you are OYO.

I think my best bet would be to go cause a scene at their banking hall tomorrow, maybe, that would spur them to action to do what is required of them.

Sometime Last month I went to a restaurant to have lunch after which I ended up paying for my meal 3 times cos of the zenith issues. I followed them on twitter and complained even sent a mail. Till this date nothing was refunded.

My advise to people is to really be careful with the way they use zenith bank. Don't put all ur money in that bank. These are scary times for zenith bank.

Nonny95:
We will make sure Peter Obi doesn’t win this election because if he wins, Nigerian youths will not respect we politicians again.

- Gov. Ganduje

Details later.

Omoh

See Ode..
And who told you Nigerian youths respect you thieves at all.. Funny.

EBMedia:
"I Made It Out Of Valentine's Day Still A Virgin And i'm 33 Years Old" - South African Lady (Photo)

33-year-old South African virgin, Zukiswa Joyi, has congratulated herself for surviving another Valentine's Day with her virginity intact, IGBERETV reports.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?
story_fbid=pfbid02n17ZHVmMVnDyBqEMeLVXHWKrbRBjnwCEtuB3oAR51UQfLEdRC4BxnWRfVGye3Pdsl&id=100007131097363

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod

Never knew virginity was still an achievement.
Warra world cup trophy for you.

GeorgWashinton:
My gf broke up with me when I said I want to travel to Lagos to hustle as there are limited opportunities and jobs in Taraba but I was surprised that it was met with stiff rejection from my gf.

According to her if I leave, I will dump her and as such , she decided to break up with me. I'm seriously hurt and right now I am considering dropping my hustle trip to Lagos in order to build my relationship with my girl.


Mynd44 nlfpmod

If she had that same opportunity for greener pastures, she'd travel and leave you...its ok to be in love but dont be a fool for love.

Build yourself.

OsilaGama:
Ello lovely minds .

I came across some of this pictures on my Facebook timeline and I cared to share 🙏

Childhood was everything..trust me.

Braintaf23:
I can bet anything that the average Nigerian youth now has at least an iPhone worth over 200,000 to 1 million naira, and most of these people don’t have money in their bank account. They have no job, they have no car or house or any tangible source of income but you see them with extremely expensive phones.

First I’m curious how do you people even afford these phones?

Secondly why will you choose to hold a 600k phone in your hand and have less than 50k in your account after?

Do you truly feel happy about that?

I’m not judging sincerely I’m only curious, why is this so common that we have a youth population of people who have less than 100k in their accounts but use phones of half a million naira?

iPhones are damm expensive, the iPhone 14 alone is 1 million, the rest are from 200k to 1 million, you barely see these people with old model iPhones it’s always the latest ones, especially in Lagos.

How is this even possible in a country as poor as Nigeria?

Nigerians love to show off with the normal basic things of life and it's stupid.. Every little thing is an achievement for most people in this country and that shows the level of poverty in Nigeria.

Naira20:
Bishop Oyedepo
Bishop Wale Oke
Pst. Paul Adefarasin
Pst. W.F Kumuyi
Dr. D.K Olukoya

None, I'm sorry.

Labalaba23:
I love pussy so much. It's the only thing I want to see, eat, taste and feel. Pussy is sweet , no doubt. Without the warm hole and touch of a woman, I can't be okay. Yesterday, I spent over #150,000 to fly to Delta State From Lagos to meet a girl I met on Facebook last month. Yes, I can do anything to please a woman so far it makes her happy. As I got there, she told me I'm bigger than what she saw in my picture. I'm a bit overweight around 230Kg. She didn't let us have sex and I had to cry back to Lagos. Upon all my begging and crying she didn't open the pussy for me. Right now , I'm supposed to be sleeping but I'm thinking about vagina and dreaming about it.

What can I do to make this girl like me

What a trophy for you.

NEWBIN:
But she knows I don't have money

It's ok.to be just friends with her but trust me, she'll demand something soon.

NEWBIN:
Which one again is friends with benefits

My Gawd!
Are you 10 years old?

It means she wants to be trading her sex for favours(money and other stuff) from you.

NEWBIN:
I told her I loved her and I wanted a serious relationship
Then she said, let's rather be friends. Close friends.
She allowed me touch some of her vital parts but no sex.

What does close friends mean

Friends with benefits , Ode.

Starpius1:
Lady breaks boyfriend’s heart a week after he took her shopping with his school fees (video)

A Ghanaian student has been captured on tape crying profusely after finding out that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

The discovery was so heartbreaking for him because it came exactly a week after he took her on a shopping spree.

According to his roommate, who narrated the story in a clip, the student used the money his parents gave him to pay school fees to buy the items for his girlfriend who studies at the same institution.

In the video, which contained past and current events, he could be seen being all loved-up with the girl after they returned to the hostel.

The bag of goodies were all laid out on the bed and he felt fulfilled to have made his girl happy, however, just a week later the story changed.

The narrator said Ghanaian rapper, Medikal visited the university for a show and when his team was leaving, the young man’s girlfrien was among the ladies they went with.

He reportedly spotted the moment his babe hopped into a big car that carried she and her friends out of school.

The boyfriend then returned to his room and started crying uncontrollably as his friends tried to comfort him.

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A Ghanaian student has been captured on tape crying profusely after finding out that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

The discovery was so heartbreaking for him because it came exactly a week after he took her on a shopping spree.

According to his roommate, who narrated the story in a clip, the student used the money his parents gave him to pay school fees to buy the items for his girlfriend who studies at the same institution.

In the video, which contained past and current events, he could be seen being all loved-up with the girl after they returned to the hostel.

The bag of goodies were all laid out on the bed and he felt fulfilled to have made his girl happy, however, just a week later the story changed.

The narrator said Ghanaian rapper, Medikal visited the university for a show and when his team was leaving, the young man’s girlfrien was among the ladies they went with.

He reportedly spotted the moment his babe hopped into a big car that carried she and her friends out of school.

The boyfriend then returned to his room and started crying uncontrollably as his friends tried to comfort him.

Click link below to Watch the video 👇👇👇
https://www.slightgist.com.ng/lady-breaks-boyfriends-heart-a-week-after-he-took-her-shopping-with-his-school-fees-video/

Guys won't just learn.
You deserve this suffering, SIMP.

Iamntasaint:
Thanks Guys! But talking it out with him as some has suggested will mk me look like a freak. Right

Hear urself.
You can discuss it with us here but can't discuss it with ur husband, I mean ur own husband.

Hmmm.

SandyLOVE08:
Looking at the picture below, do you think she was murdered or she committed suicide.


N.B: Give reason(s) for your answer.

That's a cool-blooded murder made to look like a suicide. You can't shoot yourself and still have a tight grip on the firearm.

BigYash:
Eat the poo na.. You go dey use big preek damage underage body. How she no go shit for body?.. But what if she don dey do anal since dey form virgin? Anyways na lack of new naira notes and fuel marketers when wan strike tomorrow I dey reason now..

You no serious I swear

LocalStandard1:
I mean, let's settle this right here and now, without insults or name calling!

Get me the most intelligent, biggest Tinubu brainiac here on Nairaland let's have some intense intellectual, mind cracking debate. Let's give reasons why we support our different candidates and let's dispute each other's reasons given. Let's talk about the various controversies about each and their capabilities and capacities, their abilities and characters.

I don't mind even if it's a mod or Reno Omokri, even a Professor will do just fine. Come on let's have some low level, old style debate since your candidate has refused a debate or even a 30mins long interview by a TV station of his choice.

Mods pls push this to front view!

You are looking for people led by a blind blockhead.

You get time.

LocalStandard1:
I mean, let's settle this right here and now, without insults or name calling!

Get me the most intelligent, biggest Tinubu brainiac here on Nairaland let's have some intense intellectual, mind cracking debate. Let's give reasons why we support our different candidates and let's dispute each other's reasons given. Let's talk about the various controversies about each and their capabilities and capacities, their abilities and characters.

I don't mind even if it's a mod or Reno Omokri, even a Professor will do just fine. Come on let's have some low level, old style debate since your candidate has refused a debate or even a 30mins long interview by a TV station of his choice.

Mods pls push this to front view!

I bet you won't find any.
They've got nothing concrete and substantial to back their candidate with. Still beats my imagination how young people in 2023 after all their exposure and then suffering for 8years, still pledge support to tinubu.

May God forgive you all and ur unborn children.