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RomanceRe: ... by Rickmann: 5:26pm On Oct 06, 2022
Crazychris:
I met this very pretty girl some few months ago, I got attracted to her immediately I set my eyes on her beautiful angel with a banging body, she looks very innocent, she hasn't learned much about life and was a virgin too. All of a sudden we started dating sha, but deep down with me I think she got attracted to me because I got money and with nice ride so I don't really fancy the idea of marrying her.
She been complaining since last week but I didn't take her serious now I think the thing don become serious now as she dey vomit since.
She's 19 years old and her papa is very strict if he finds out him fit snipe me.

Somebody should please prescribe me drug I can give her.
Since she didn't know much about life you decided to teach her right?
EducationRe: How Rapist Were Dealt With Before Rape Penal Codes <HISTOGORE> by Rickmann: 3:28pm On Oct 06, 2022
TheSourcerer:
Akku Yadav, was a 32-year-old rapist, extortionist, and accused murderer.

Following a decade of criminal activity and rape allegations, word spread through the neighbourhood that he would be released soon.

Hundreds of women marched from the slums to the court carrying vegetable knives and chilli powder.

When Akku Yadav appeared, he saw a woman whom he had raped and shouted that he would rape her again. The woman started hitting him with her sandal.

Yadav was then lynched by a mob of around 200 women, stabbed over seventy times, and chilli powder and stones were thrown in his face.

The women who killed Yadav claimed that he had been raping and abusing local women with impunity for over a decade and that the local police had refused to help his victims or pursue charges because Yadav was bribing the police.

Yadav had also reportedly murdered at least three people and dumped their bodies on local railroad tracks. So Justice well Deserved.
Just look at his face.
Mtcheew
RomanceRe: My Cousin Sister Always Masturbate In Our Homme by Rickmann: 2:38pm On Oct 06, 2022
Trustedapparel:
Sorry nairalands this thing have been bothering me since,my cousin sister that came for holiday due to the ongoing ASUU strike have been masturbating all the time in our family house ,,,,fast forward to yesterday everybody left home , remaining only her ,,,,so I went to work the flood was excess it nearly cover our factory in bonsaac Asaba,so my boss recommend everybody to go home ,till further notice,,so I came back home ,only to see my cousin sister masturbating with Coca-Cola bottle ,,,,as she saw me she was very shock.....she has been begging me not to tell anybody.....she said she will do anything I want her to do for me.....I am confuse ..... does masturbation has any spiritual effect on person house huh?or those it hinder any progresshuh?mature mind please
OP are you perfect?
Aren't there things you do in secret too?

Pls leave her alone and mind ur business.
CelebritiesRe: How I Created Bimbo Ademoye’s Bare Br***ts In Anikulapo - Hakeem Effect by Rickmann: 2:56pm On Oct 05, 2022
brain54:
Why a double or stunt artist if you can just use prosthetic?
Why either of them when he can just use CGI (vfx) in post production.. he is 'Hakeem effect' remember grin
RomanceRe: I Almost Murdered My Girlfriend For Cheating On Me. But GOD Stopped Me. by Rickmann: 1:33pm On Oct 04, 2022
Festus30:
I and this girl have been dating over a year. I took her serious, I've sacrifice a lot for her and it made me so heart broken when I noticed she cheated on me reason I almost took her life.

My girlfriend and I live in the same city (Mowe) but I traveled out of the city 2 months ago for work things (ibadan), so around last month she called me that her phone screen (Samsung) is broken, that she's just managing her phone and to fix it is 35k but she already have 15k so she's in need of 20k to complete it. So I sent her 21k.

Fast forward to Friday when I came back to mowe, I went to see her, I saw her holding iphone Xmax. I was like who gave you iPhone? She was just telling me lies upon lies. At first she said she swapped it, then I was like why didn't you tell me you bought iPhone and who gave you money to swap it becus you'll need over 190k to swap. To cut the long story short..

I later found out that a guy bought the phone for her. The 21k I sent to repair her phone, she repaired it and gave it to her younger sis.

I was so heartbroken. For a guy to buy her iphone that means she have been dating and having sex with the guy secretly without me knowing. She has been begging me, calling & texting since Friday but i didn't reply.

She texted me she was coming to my house yesterday. The only word I said to her since on Friday was to meet me in a uncompleted building close to my house yesterday, I have this machanic slege hammer, it's one of my tools I use for working, so I held it while waiting for her.

My plan was the moment she enter the building, just a powerful whiplash on her head and she's dead, I felt so cold inside of me, I was also shaking while holding the hammer and feeling so heartbroken. Then I heard a deep voice inside of me saying "YOU WILL REGRET YOUR ACTIONS" (twice)

Then she called me that she's there, I already sighted her through the window, I came out and I told her to run away and never come back anywhere around me again. She was still begging that she's sorry. And I said if only you know what I'm about to do, you will run.

She left, I just sat on the floor feeling so heartbroken.
Reason i always advice young guys like myslf not to get too emotionally involved with these girls until you are sure ready to get married, to save ur sanity.

Glad you didn't let ur emotions override you, that would have been premeditated murder..

This is just a sign she isn't meant for you..
Stay strong, someone who will love respect and be loyal to you will come...these girls ain't worth it at all. Like I said , relax and go about ur daily hustle. God gat you , my bro.
PoliticsRe: Second Video Of Tinubu Bursted Again. Tinubu Is A Goner(photos) by Rickmann: 9:24pm On Oct 03, 2022
press9jatv:
Second video of Tinubu bursted again. Tinubu is a goner. Check the photo below.
Damn shame on all you deluded Tinubu supporters...The breeze has blown hot and now the fowls anus has been seen..
RomanceRe: DJ Cuppy Eats Gold-plated Pounded Yam (pix) by Rickmann: 10:26am On Oct 03, 2022
officialwdhtv:
DJ Cuppy eats Gold-Plated Pounded Yam.

She posted pictures of the meal with the caption...

"ONLY 24 Carat Gold-Plated Pounded Yam can HEAL the HEADACHE that United is causing me right now � � Available at Enish Restaurant�"
Nonsense
RomanceRe: How Do I Save My Marriage??? Please Advise by Rickmann: 8:16pm On Sep 30, 2022
waice6571:
MARRIAGE SAVING ESSAY!!!

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick her phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn't know your maid is also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that compromising state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn't know what we know and willing to listen to explanations. undecided

With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure Table and T-Square, explain in 247 words the theorem that can save your marriage.
It's simple..this shouldn't be rocket science at all.
Just tell her the whole truth..."babe,it's pure coincidence..i came out of the bathroom to open for you not knowing the maid was out already". If she doesn't still believe you then you leave her.. You can't be worried when you are innocent.

Abegi.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Be Careful With This New Trend (does Coming Over; Mean Sex) ? by Rickmann: 8:03pm On Sep 30, 2022
JungWoori:
Why do ladies always end up taking the blame?
Even when men are the perpetrators?
That's the society we are in.
The law doesn't accommodate women, they have little or no power.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Be Careful With This New Trend (does Coming Over; Mean Sex) ? by Rickmann: 7:59pm On Sep 30, 2022
JungWoori:
Hello
Ladies, please read through and learn one or two. Came across this thread and it made me shed tears. https://www.nairaland.com/7348392/does-sleep-over-mean-probably


Met this guy the day I went for a show. He requested for my number which I didn't hesitate to give so as to discharge him.
Few weeks later, he requested for my family's digits so as to keep in touch with my people.
On that account, I made it known to him that I have no intentions of dating or taking things personal with him (which he ignored).

I had a business call around his location and I needed where to stay. He told me he has someone who I can rent an apartment from and he equally has a bigger business opportunity for me.
I didn't hesitate to take the offer so long I won't be staying over at his place but, see the apartment and leave same day. Note, I have a work I'm into already so, I didn't want to inconvenience myself.

On getting to his place, I was happy his family were still very much around.
Which he later took me to the room where I'll be staying for the night (yes, I wasn't able to go back same day. The love from his family was massive).
Long story cut short,
I got raped that very night even with his family members around. Kept screaming, fighting and knocking but, no help came. It seemed like it was all a plan or the room was probably sound proofed (he said no one will hear me no matter how loud I screamed).

Now, after the whole incident, I decided I wasn't going to stay. This guy locked the door, seized the keys, saw me operating my phone and seized my phone.
So, I can say I was held hostage after being violated.
When I told him I was going to sue him, he told me he himself is a lawyer and he can win the case no matter where I carry it to.
First, I was at his place when the incident happened and that alone can dissolve the case.
I am his girlfriend whom he invited to his place that's obviously trying to frame him.
We are family friends so, why would he hurt me.
I don't have any concrete evidence as he kept speaking native Language (Yoruba), knowing fully well that I don't understand it.


Ladies, I know my story might not be all that helpful but, try to be careful. Nigerian men now use the term come over as a guise to get into your pants either you want it willingly or not. You'll probably just rant about it cause they won't give you any chances of getting a concrete evidence. Especially over texts and calls.

Get your recorders, keep your cameras close enough, report to any NGO's and most importantly, your NO means NO.
No one should guilt trip you. As for the guy, I'll still hunt him (Glad I have a minute recording of him just before he snatched my phone away).

Before you come for me, I'm not Nigerian by nationality and I'm not a newbie here.

Be careful out there sis.
He truly would have won , if you took it to court..the idiot was smart.

I hope ladies learn from this.
CrimeRe: See How 11 Years Old Hawker Was Gruesomely Killed For Rituals In Owerri by Rickmann: 7:33pm On Sep 30, 2022
I
Arisenews2:
On 19th September 1996, during the regime of late General Sani Abacha’s, in the city of Owerri – Imo State, an innocent 11-year-old boy named Anthony Ikechukwu Okoronkwo life was cut short for Ritual purposes in the city of Owerri in Imo State.

The little boy was hawking boiled groundnuts, which was his daily routine. He strolled along, selling his groundnuts for peanuts to whoever wanted to buy.

When he got to Amakohia area of Owerri, his eyes lit up with joy when a customer beckoned on him to approach. That ‘customer’ was named Innocent Ekeanyanwu, aged 32. what this customer did would shock you.

Watch everything below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMHEC71l1c4
The otokoto saga of 96'
Very deadly syndicate.

The poor boy was just one of many of their victims at the time.
Sad..
RomanceRe: My Broke Girlfriend Is Draining Me. Advice Me. by Rickmann: 7:20pm On Sep 30, 2022
LatestgistTv:
Hello nairalanders. Hope your night was fine.
Please I need advice.

I met my girlfriend some years back and she has been a good girl to me through all these while.

She comes from a large family of 7. Her father had stroke in 2018 and her mother left them all and ran away, leaving only the sick dad to Carter for the whole family.

She gained admission same year and I stood by her side from her first to final year in the university , sending her money on a weekly basis and sent more money to her when there's need for more money in school.

She has finally graduated last month but the truth is that her demands are becoming increasingly difficult for me and her sick father has become broke as a result of spending without getting back.

I won't really say she's a burden but mehn, it's been too much lately.

I am 27 and I plan to get married at 30 and I honestly don't need this sort of setback.

Dear redpillers, I know I've been a simple man but please I need advice from everyone right now.
I need more advice please cos it seems I'm stuck.

Cc: Seun
Cc:nlfpmod
Cc:Mukina2
Cc:Mynd44
Cc:Justwise
Cc:Lalasticlala
Can you please help move this to front page?
Since she has graduated, she can get a job no matter how little. It'll go a long way.
RomanceRe: Some Women Aren't Great In Bed by Rickmann: 9:29pm On Sep 29, 2022
LIVINGICONREBOR:
Why do you think those ladies with enough flesh prefer muscular dudes? Because they are too heavy to be flexible in bed. One of their thighs lasan dey weigh pass 60kg dumbbell. angry
I doubt that bro..
Statistically, thick and plump girls tend to be attracted more to slim guys.
RomanceRe: Some Women Aren't Great In Bed by Rickmann: 9:26pm On Sep 29, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:
Our men don't talk to be candid

They just embrace the fact she is lazy in bed and ain't ready to learn

Then explore it with other women who can please them that's why men of this days don't give shit about virginity

Can you smash them good

That's why the book helps
Just like you pointed out, a lot women have become so lazy in bed these days..they feel, "he don marry me now, I own him" and don't even want to find out his sexual desires or something, forgetting men are adventurous beings, they love to taste new things..it just the way God has made them.
PoliticsRe: New London Photo Fuels Rumour Bola Tinubu Now Wears Catheter Bag For Urine by Rickmann: 8:29pm On Sep 29, 2022
Trinitycian:
https://gazettengr.com/new-london-photo-fuels-rumour-bola-tinubu-now-wears-catheter-bag-for-urine/
Make I bend if this man becomes president.
Just imagine the finished man.
RomanceRe: I’m Ashamed !! by Rickmann: 8:26pm On Sep 29, 2022
Gabreil2121:
I’m just ashamed, I have a very small dick my girl doesn’t moan when we have sex unlike my guy that has a very big dick and when he is having sex there will always be tears,moaning, and shoutings from the girl he is having sex with…
Una no go kill person for Nairaland ,I swear grin grin grin
RomanceRe: When Do I Ask Her For Sex? by Rickmann: 8:23pm On Sep 29, 2022
chigogo2010:
A bountiful and articulate salutation to you distinguish ladies and gentlemen.

I started dating this girl last two months and I haven't ask her for sex. I love her and I want to marry her when the time is right. I don't believe in no sex till after marriage.

When I was toasting her, she told me that she was afraid to give me a chance because most of us (guys) wants to date for only SEX but I have proved her wrong. I don't know if I should remain calm or should I ask her for sex?
Recently, she has been telling me about her period, I didn't even ask her about it. She's free with me but I don't know how to demand sex from her. I NEEE YOUR OPINION PALS
Were you born yesterday?
FoodRe: LAST LAST!!! Man Shows Off Pot Of Soup His Girlfriend Cooked With N2,500 (watch) by Rickmann: 8:17pm On Sep 29, 2022
Sucre6:
Nice, but the look of the soup isn't appealing though
Have you tasted it?
PoliticsRe: Is This The First "Obidient"? (photo) by Rickmann: 10:15pm On Sep 27, 2022
Premiumwriter:
Obidient are the people currently supporting Peter Obi for the position of the president of Nigeria in the forthcoming 2023 presidential elections.

This follower is probably one of the first (or the first) 'obidient'.

He correctly advised Peter Obi to abandon his ambition of vice president for Atiku and instead he should move to a smaller party and they would campaign heavily for him.

No one knows if Peter Obi read this and followed the advice but we all know that he moved to a 'smaller' party and today, 'obidients' are heavily campaigning for him.
Omo, this one runs deep, walahi.
Kudos to the young man.
If only the youths of this country knew how strong they are.
PoliticsRe: How True Is This Trending News About Tinubu by Rickmann: 3:07pm On Sep 27, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
This news has been trending since last night that the APC presidential candidate, Bola Tinubu has been smuggled out of the country for critical medical attention

Hmm

We wish baba quick recovery o

Could this be the reason the APC postponed campaign indefinitely?

Time will tell
And there are still idiots supporting this finished man grin
RomanceRe: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Rickmann: 3:05pm On Sep 27, 2022
Brayonn21:
There is this my guy that is staying with me, whenever my girl visits that’s when he will gain erection and his prick will get erect being visible to my girl…
He is very bigger than me I’m just 5.8 inches while he is over 8 inches ….
I don’t just know how to address him because I can see he is seducing her and my girl likes staring at his bulge whenever he is erect
I fear she may fall for him and probably have sex with him
What can I do to increase my dvck size??
Who is this weak man?
Wait until he impregnates ur girl under ur roof..
RomanceRe: If Your Husband Side Chic Is This Sexy, What Would You Do (picture) by Rickmann: 8:56pm On Sep 26, 2022
marvelck:
Imagine you are married to a man whose sidechic is this sexy and beautiful, what would you do?

Sidechics are known to have this edge over married ladies ..and it has to do with their appearance. That's why they spend a lot of money to look good and sexy all the time. Like the girl in the pictures below, some are naturally sexy, while others go for plastic surgery to enhance their backside and curves. And they do all this, just to catch and keep another woman's husband....

That's why married women need to up their game as well. They should endeavor to maintain their looks and shape even after having kids. Cos majority of married naija men have longer throat for fine sexy ladies
Its In the nature of men to Cheat, it's got nothing to do with the looks of the wife. Most wives may be more good-looking and endowed than the side chick , yet baba go cheat.
RomanceRe: I Dont Want To Dig Her But My System Is Saying Otherwise! by Rickmann: 8:11pm On Sep 26, 2022
udofia234:
I live in a room and palor self contain, newly married couple just rented the room and palor self con opp me 6months ago, the guy is a sailor and comes home once in two months! The issue is that this lady while dressing up will leave her window open which is directly opp my sitting room stalk naked while dressing up, firstly I tot it was a mistake so as not to intrude her privacy I closed my window and curtain down, but two days after the same was repeated over and over again!!!
I just had to endure this for long and I can't lie imagining things in my head, but recently I noticed if I greet her she doesn't respond again! but that same thing she does she never stopped, infact I intentionally came towards my window talking loud just to make her know I can see her but she really do not care!!! guys every time she comes out of the house she's always on skimpy skirt or bum short which one can visibly see she's without pants. Because of this I had to ask my girl to come frequently so she will know I have someone already, the last time I went out and left my babe at home , my babe told me she was stylishly abusing her as she was sitting outside! I'm a guy and practically I know what this lady wants but I'm scared of doing it with another mans wife cos I can't take it when someone else does that to my wife! But she is not planning to stop showing me her unclothedness every time I'm in the house, though I never told my babe what's happening, cos she doesn't do that when she's at home! Guys make 5 mins enjoyment no go spoil person life so! I don't want to do it!!! I feel like telling this to her hobby probably keep my window locked permanently!!!
That lady wants to ruin you pls flee..
FamilyRe: I Wish I Didn't Meet Her Through Hookup. by Rickmann: 7:56pm On Sep 26, 2022
Antimarraige:
Share her number bro, I'm planing on a 2 weeks tour in the east soon, first time I'll be visiting any state in the east. I will carry her for one weekend and her friends for the rest.
See achievement..
Come collect trophy.
PoliticsRe: Until You Go Abroad,you May Not Know(opinion) by Rickmann: 7:46pm On Sep 26, 2022
OneCandleAway:
Do you really think you know the amount of oil Niger produces.
Even Nigeria doesn't have a way to know the amount of barrels produced, that's why there's lots of theft.

Corruption is everywhere but all black countries take it to another level. That's why even Haiti that is outside Africa is corrupt. A black man has less empathy that white.
I strongly agree with you.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Am Finer Than Nicki Minaj — Anita Joseph (Video) by Rickmann: 11:10pm On Sep 25, 2022
nwekeugochukwu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msxs2EXfIH0

Nollywood actress, Anita Joseph, has said that she is more beautiful than American rapper, Nicki Minaj, IGBERETV reports.

Anita Joseph argued that she’s naturally endowed while the American rapper despite being richer than her has a surgically enhanced body.

She said this in a video of she shared on her Instagram handle. She captioned the video;



https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ci7ewmmAlHL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod
2 senseless things.
FamilyRe: Father Who Ran Into Burning House To Save Baby Twins Gets Burned Beyond Recognit by Rickmann: 11:08pm On Sep 25, 2022
Legenddrizzle:
A father has been hailed a hero after running into his burning house to save his baby twins.

Ray Lucas, 23, and his girlfriend Shi’Ann Brown came back from a trip to the shops to buy milk to find their home in Eastpointe, Michigan, USA, engulfed in flames.

Ray’s mother had been watching the girls and was in the front garden panicking and trying to get help.

Their twin daughters Malaysia and Milan, who are 18 months old, were trapped in the basement in their crib as the flames spread through the three floors.

Mr Lucas was not sure firefighters would arrive in time, so he dashed into the burning building to save his children.

Read Full Article:
https://www.sowhatcomesnext.xyz/father-who-ran-into-burning-house-to-save-baby-twins-gets-burned-beyond-recognition-photos/
They say " set a man's house of fire and you discover what he cherishes most".. This is truly a sad one, I pray he gets better.
RomanceRe: I'm About To Go On A Vacation To Akwa Ibom Any Advice For Me? by Rickmann: 10:36pm On Sep 25, 2022
Ocholu:
Hi guys, so let me hit the nail on the head ASAP!

Reason I'm soliciting for advice is because I really want to have some swell time with myself. I mean; rest, flex and flirt.

This will be my first time going to Akwa Ibom even though I've been to Calabar many times.

So my peeps where telling me to be careful with them ladies there. I mean, I want to have lots of fun and doing that with the ladies is what I want.

They said a lot of stereotypical statements and was shocked with one of them after I verified it. That the high rate of HIV there is alarming. They're like the no 1 state in Nigeria.

I'm still going there for my vacation tho! Just need some advice on how to play safe.
Make sure you visit the Ibom Tropicana and see a movie at the silver bird cinema grin
RomanceRe: I'm About Settling Down But Scared Of This by Rickmann: 10:28pm On Sep 25, 2022
Jeon:
Some women add before child birth
Some women don't add till after child birth
Some women don't add even before or after child birth.

And addition comes in different parts.
some breast alone[apple ]

some hips, butt and thighs alone[pear ]

Some breast, hips, thighs and butt [hourglass ]

some all over[rectangle ]
Jeon, you be legend grin
RomanceRe: I'm About Settling Down But Scared Of This by Rickmann: 10:23pm On Sep 25, 2022
nlreserve:
This girl is a nurse with nice character and beautiful but I'm a fan of moderate breast and moderate ass or curve.

The issue is that since we started our friendship, she uses this padded tight nickers that helps her look like she has ass and padded bra that makes her boob moderate.

It was later after like three months of meeting her, when we were making out I discovered that it was the padded undies that helped her looked like she had those moderate boobs and ass/curve.

Meanwhile, we were already talking about marriage but the thought of her small ass and small boob scares me as I wouldn't want to cheat on her after settling down.

My mind is telling me that she might add weight and the ass and boobs might add after childbirth since women tend to add weight then but I'm not sure.

Please, is it possible for the ass and boobs to add up after childbirth or I should just move on?
If I give you uppercut eh..
Are you marrying her or breast and ass?

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