₦airaland Forum

LoveUdie:
I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.
We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"
What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?

VictorUSA:
If you are not stupid and demented, is it impossible for newlywed to crush on another person? On what basis do you asume I am lying? What evidence have you gathered to prove I am lying?

Let me wait for your response.

VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

Victor don enter trouble again.

I have this newlywed, a newly married wife who doesn't let me rest.Her house is adjacent to ours.

Whenever her husband is not around she brings me food..she invites me to her house.

Sometimes she lay my head on her thighs, caress me, push me on the couch and sit on me.

Now the problem is this, she said when her husband is not around why can't we rock the town?

I want to know if asking her out will result to a grave consequence.Thanks.


Victor Jalingo

Jeon:
You won't notice the nonesene if you make your own foundation and aviod them..



Not only in Money aspect, they require sex for job, promotions e. t. c.

Haynnie:
i was scrolling through a feed on Facebook and I came across a post about guns and the military enthusiasts were debating between the AK-47 and the M-16 AR which is a better weapon for extraction and the reason why it tend to be better than the latter.

We all know the current situation in our country and how the Nigerian military force are trying to subdue attacks from unknown gunmen/herdsmen and the rifle they are commonly seen with is the well known Ak-47 which got me thinking if the military higher ups cannot provide more better ammunition and military gadgets for their fight against insurgency? Why are there scarce in advance military grade weapons?

Is any reasonable fact about the Ak-47 better than any automatic rifles?

Please share your thoughts.

Dominique
Mynd44
Lalasticlala

TastyFriedPussy:
if you are a short guy between the ages of 21-25 and you are thinking of entering a relationship, or searching for love, please and please and please, I beg you, abandon that thought and go and look for how to make money!!! Yes, you heard me right, money!!! You're priority now should not be having a girlfriend, it should be making enough money. Enough money that will make you comfortable and confident because if you start looking for love as a broke, short guy, it might end in premium tears and depression...I myself I'm a short guy and yesterday, a girl I initially had feelings for and began chatting with, told me something that totally spoilt my mood and put me in a depressed state. Even though she said it jokingly and never knew how those words hurt me, I just lost all the interest I have in girls and my focus now has shifted 100% to making money and building up myself both physically and psychologically.... Life began cheating us right from birth and we most often times than not,have to work twice as hard as others..

myyansh68:
Never marry any girl who's breathing. This is very disrespectful to a Man. How can she be inhaling the same oxygen as you do.


Never marry a girl that obey GOD, cuz she will never obey and worship your feet.


Never marry a girl that have one head, she supposed to have two heads.


Never marry a girl with telephone.

TheGidRedpiller:
OGA!! If you are not very equiped to understand women, DON'T GET MARRIED!!

Cypress042:
Does your father have all the criterias you listed above?

Kindly buy a bag of cement 4500 if am not mistaken and mold the man of your dream, please don't forget to add the criterias too

Debbie42:
On my Twitter, a lady shared her experience on how a guy intends to woo her with an intense pickup line like: Hello, How are you, “are you related to Whoopi Goldberg? Cause you look like her” ......No! No!! Nooo!!!! How dare you say that to a girl?

Or this one: “I love you more than my I.D card.” Really?

If you want to pick up a girl with your words, make sure it’s the right one and it rhymes with the moment, be it on a roads side, gym or a shopping mall.
Ladies are moved by words and if you as a guy have these words you already won on your first approach.

You need to be romantic and also be bold with your words, be ready for her reply and ready to flow with her vibes. Don’t forget what you want from her and don’t get her uncomfortable with you.

Obviously, some men are not aware of or concerned about what they want to say to a woman and also don’t have the courage.

I have gathered hot and killer pick-up lines that will make any girl go crazy for you. Make sure you don’t just talk like you are reading from a book..here we go:

17. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

16. I must be in heaven because I am looking at an angel!

15. I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you.

14. Your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they haven’t told me is your name.

13. Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?

12. Can I share a story with you? (Go ahead to tell her a story of a man who gave his all to make a woman fall in love with him, Tell her you are that man and she is that woman.)

11. Your eyes are beautiful. Are you wearing contacts? (Only say this as long as she is not wearing contacts.)

10. I look at you and I can only imagine...

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care4you:
So, una wan tell me say a lady with this kind of breast is still a 12years old girl?...

All attention should focus on her big breast....

Let's Tell our selves the truth... does she look like a 12 years old girl?

...

VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?


Pls how can I eat this?

Fairview1:
Intelligent people are naturally curious people. They ask you questions upon questions.

When you answer, they ask you more. When you start using big words, they ask for clarification. When they can’t understand anything you’re saying, they ask for you to explain it to them as if they were a five-year-old.

When you say something intriguing, they write it down in their notebook or phone.
These people are not naturally more intelligent. They’re better learners which makes them more intelligent.

Why do they learn better? They’re genuinely curious and ask questions from a humble standpoint. I’ve met billionaires who’ve said, “explain it to me as if I were a five-year-old.”

This simple phrase has changed my life when it comes to learning. As soon as you stop asking questions, you stop learning. As soon as you stop writing down ideas, you forget them.

The hardest part of becoming intelligent is not bullshitting yourself about what you know; it’s being humble enough to ask questions. If you can do this, then people will see you as intelligent, too.

Let's hear from you, how do you personally identify intelligent people when you see them?

VenumX:
That grey shirt male is g@y as fvCk.

yeme7:
Despite the country is hard, there are many people who are lucky and doing great.

My own case is just too different. It seems I'm curse .

Why I'm being rejected for jobs .despite recommendations by friends.

Whyy me God .

I need your prayer pls..

emmyluizzz:
yes some months ago I came here to complain of my joblessness

some Nairalanders even mock me because I commented on some posts..I don't know. Im just happy. Is actually a security job at a Catholic church. The pay is very good plus accommodation and three square meal every day..

Thanking God

Mindlog:
A male Nairalander created a thread that made it to the frontpage months ago, where he claimed to be in his early 20s, unmarried and had adopted a female toddler officially.

Bolaji26:
At about 3pm on Monday 18th, an Unknown bloodbath person, sneak into one Mr. Ishaya Francis, house at ANGWAN DOSA Zing and slaughtered their one month innocent twins. lts was gathered that the Mother of the two deceased twin, left them in the Room and went to fetch water before the perpetrators of the act take advantage and carried out their dastarded plans. No arrest was made during the urgly incidence. Investigation is ongoing with collaboration with Traditional rulers to unravel the mysterious incident.


Picture attached below.

CrisNews:
A Nigerian man identified as Abiodun Atobatele has been praised by Nigerians for his kindness towards two Fulani girls which has bettered their lots.

This is as Abiodun celebrated on Facebook the girls named Halima and Hawa whom he....

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40fy:



**Do not snap at me, Chief!!
**It wasn't my fault that she's ugly!!

40fy:



**Another ugly ass!!!
**She ain't pretty!!!
**Why y'all actin' like this??

**Hey!! I ain't hatin' on nobody!! Just statin' the obvious!!!

siofra:
I'm not taking chances with these Nigerian men, no matter how long we've known each other.

Pic 1: pepper spray

Pic 2: pen knife

Pic 3: I padlock my tough jean trousers.

They can be very evil.

Trust them at your risk.

Arysexy:
Very blasphemous act by scam called APC.

No Catholic priest wears Chasuble outside the Altar. Immediately after the priest finishes mass and enters d sacristy, he removes the Chasuble.

But this APC bastards gave a rumpled Chasuble to one NURTW tout to wear in d public.

God will judge them.


For this evil act, they have incurred the wrath of Christians

RealGboy:
So I was rushing to get home a while ago

I found myself struggling to get into a bus as there were no buses available.....

While the commotion was going on ,my phone must have slipped or stolen .....


Omo I was devastated and started calling the number when I got home ,it was ringing but no answer

To my surprise,my number called me back ....and a male voice was asking me where I'll like to collect my sim.....

I thought he didn't know what he was saying ...so I replied saying

"Bros no be my sim lost na my phone abeg "......

The werey founder replied with a very annoying question then hung up....he said
"Bros put yourself for my shoe ,if na you find iphone 11 for ground..you go return am ??".....


Pls what should I do ?

VictorUSA:
Pls guys help me ruminate over this.
For almost a month now I've been obsessed with Michael Jackson and later discovered Iam so much into him.I love that guy so much and it's becoming unusual.

Everyday i must watch his videos "Human Nature" and "You Rock My World" then i listen to his "Give In To Me" all the time.

What is scaring me now is that i always see him appear to me in my dream.

Today i dreamt i was somewhere and MJ came out from a very dark building and told me that he want me to work for him.He put his hat on my head, a black hat and gave me a white handkerchief.He said he will make me like he was but that i will die at 49 and meet him where he is now.

Iam scared! Pls how do i do away with all this? And what does this dream mean?

Idiotseverywher:
. May you and members of your family be killed like that idiot you want to defend unlawful killing

GoodLife4live:
You meant 19 thousands nyamiri miscreants from dead region ? We know the bigoted- personified tribe in Nigeria....
They had done similar act to Reno omokri....

Smhaykins:
Please advice,

Naturally am satisfied with one round, because I always feel sleepy immediately I cum.

But if I observe that the lady is still Hot I used to do second round for the sake of the lady, this second round usually take forever before I cum.

Then, I use to do third round once in a blue moon, maybe if I will separating from my lady for a very long time.

There is this lady that I just met, she does not allow me have sex in the afternoon, we must spend the night together if we are to have sex. And it is always marathon sex, we gat to Bleep all night.

If we are to Bleep in the day, she will ask if I don't have any plan for the day, because it will take almost the whole day.

She said she doesn't like sex, but must enjoy herself to the fullest if she must have sex.

I always land in the hospital whenever we have sex, I explained to her that am okay with 2 rounds, but can do 3 because of her.

She said something is definitely wrong with me, that I should see a doctor. I dont want to be using drugs to have sex with her.

I love and not willing to break up with her, she has really being supportive financially.

PumpumPrince:
bro nice one...i beg can i enter next sir?

marvelck:
While growing up, akwa Ibom guys are usually the first to rush after their girls and help groom them into hot babes. But once these girls grow and develop into hot big girls, their guys are known to chicken out...leaving their girls for Yoruba or Igbo guys to lavish.

What could be the reason for this? Is it complex issue or due to intimidation from other bigger boys....