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PoliticsRe: ENDSARS: "Peter Obi Is The Brain Behind ENDSARS Protest"~ Lai Mohammed by Rickmann: 4:32pm On Jul 17, 2022
Tailorcaesar:
"Recent development has now unveiled the brain behind ENDSARS Protest in Nigeria which led to the destruction of Government properties and security agencies loosing their lives.

"Over the years now, investigation has been going on in order to unveil those behind this wicked act just to tarnish the good image of President Muhammadu Buhari and his good works.

"Mostly all the people and the misguided youths who championed the ENDSARS Protest are all campaigning for Peter Obi for President. All of them, no exception. That will go along way in telling you that Peter Obi knows much about ENDSARS Protest and those behind that ugly act must be brought to book to face disciplinary actions.

"Go online today, every youth that participated in the protest are all campaigning for Peter Obi. I can categorically tell Nigerians that Peter Obi masterminded the protest in order to gain ground and favour for his Presidential ambition but unfortunately for him, it didn't work as our government can never give in to cheap blackmail.

"We have achieved alot and no individual can destroy what we have achieved with propaganda and blackmail. Come 2023, Nigerians are ready to disgrace him at the poll for masterminding the ugly protest that nearly destroyed Nigeria.

"No Party can do what we have done in Nigeria for the past Seven and half years now. We have achieved alot that is why we have to continue in order to bring more dividends of democracy to Nigerians."

~ Lai Mohammed
Lol.
Nothing can shake us again.
So try harder, loser.
Peter Obi is already ur next president , you old hag.
RomanceRe: Effects Of Drinking Garri For 4days Straight by Rickmann: 4:22pm On Jul 17, 2022
LienwaltAbel:
I swear, I almost off grin. Chai, life no easy oh. I pity the people who are just graduating from school on all levels of education.
Honestly, it's really sad.
RomanceRe: Guys!!! Am Heart Broken by Rickmann: 4:21pm On Jul 17, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Guys am heart broken cry cry cry I am honestly i am. Have been in the relationship with this guy for six months now, I trusted him I gave him my heart. His ex squandered everything he had with him and left him when he was broke, she went back to the street as she is into hookups and all I entered his life and things started growing again, whenever he has she will come back once he is broke she will run away.
I have been faithful to him, just yesterday his friend called me secretly to tell me she came back for over one week they have been living together and he has been having sex with her, I couldn't control my tears as I found it hard to believe.This morning I decided to go there as early as 7am only for me to see my bf with his ex cuddling cry cry cry I felt a sharp pain in my heart and it felt as if I should just die ,this was a girl that humilated and abandoned him for another guy, Have been crying as i felt dejected I don't deserve this my ex who took my virginity cheated on me, now it's repeating itself?? Am too young for this kind of strong heartbreak somebody should come nd hold me pls cry cry cry am down!!!!
I don't know why I'm finding it hard to believe ur story but the question is why do you trust people this much? It's dangerous you know...i learned that the hard way too but ever since, i've been single and trust me, it's fun, you should try it..no headache whatsoever..remember no one is compelling you to be in a relationship.
RomanceRe: Effects Of Drinking Garri For 4days Straight by Rickmann: 2:38pm On Jul 17, 2022
Joyrider404:
cry cry cry
Is it my eyes or am I seeing Eba and palm oil with onoin..
RomanceRe: Effects Of Drinking Garri For 4days Straight by Rickmann: 2:36pm On Jul 17, 2022
1Alex:
So many people are in this condition including me. But if I were you, I would use the money for data to arrange vegetable to make soup and eat with the garri, then source for data anyhow, even if Its begging for it.

Sometimes I wonder how this country degenerated to this level. In 2018 I bought a phone worth ₦320k without blinking, in 2019, bought another phone for ₦280k all brand new. This year 2022 in February, I bought a US used phone for 130k.

But now in July I cannot rapair a broken phone screen of 80k.

Did you see the pattern? Not because I am extravagant but because, everywhere is tough and my clients are not coming anymore. One keeps depending on his savings without making more money. One day the savings will completely vanish.

I give up
This is exactly what it is now in Nigeria..the economic hardship keeps exacerbating.
RomanceRe: Effects Of Drinking Garri For 4days Straight by Rickmann: 2:26pm On Jul 17, 2022
ThinkWISELY:
I really wish I can help,I know how it feels.

For the past months na once in 2days i dey eat and sometimes almost nothing in almost 2days,sometimes and na just busicuts at times the time I go even see eat , so be grateful.

I don dey so lean and lanky angry chai.


Add milk instead of sugar for the sight thing.


E go be !!!... May you get help and something doing soonest!!!.
I love this..
PhonesRe: Worst Phone Ever Used by Rickmann: 1:41pm On Jul 17, 2022
Vix805:
mine was a refurbished, rebranded cool pad turned tecno camon.yes, you know the one.

Things were terrible for us and I needed a phone that could WhatsApp cause I was returning back to school.

When I went to buy it,i saw smaller vivo phones but then this big screen thing entered my eye and after checking the settings I saw 4gb ram ,64gb ROM. Wowza!! and it was cheap too just 10k. In my mumu mind i thought I had made a steal ,ah! I don suffer.

On getting home with my new device I did the needful and charged it , if you see slow charging ,chei! and then the 2500 mah removable battery dies like reverse flash. zoom!
playstore wasn't working.
I had to collect the little apps I could from my younger sister. and some didn't even install.

4gb ,64gb oshi.became 1gb 11gb .

Then the charging ic spoilt after 2 weeks.i had to buy desktop which ended with the battery being spoilt.
imagine charging something With desktop for 12hrs only to get 5 percent..

Before the charging ic spoilt ,the battery kept depleting itself,driving me nuts.

In the end,after the battery spoilt i was reduced to using Nokia battery with paper wedged in the back and eventually I went to church one morning,returned to see that there phone had given up on me. system crash.
Awoof don run ur belle finally grin
No cool device comes cheap..learn that today.
RomanceRe: If U Have Watched This Movie,do U Still Know The Tittle?? by Rickmann: 1:18pm On Jul 17, 2022
OsilaGama:
Ahswr.. The Way She Claims Dominance ehhm!
grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About To Breakup With Me by Rickmann: 11:33am On Jul 17, 2022
Godada:
huh

It is said that a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

In your own best interests..... Break up!

About forgetting the girl, here's the thing: To forget about somebody or something, replace that with another.

So try and get another girlfriend while you are on it, make them two or more.

In the end, you will not only forget about her, you will be so preoccupied you wouldn't be thinking about your girlfriends.

Most importantly get a job that demands most of your attention so you don't spend half the time, day dreaming about your girlfriends.
Even if one finds him or herself in another relationship, forgetting people doesn't work so easy as you stated.
RomanceRe: If U Have Watched This Movie,do U Still Know The Tittle?? by Rickmann: 11:26am On Jul 17, 2022
OsilaGama:
I have been searching for the tittle of this funny Chinese movie..
I can remember one character where a bald headed man has the ability to fly so high and also cause loads of destructions..
He has a kind of � Frog throat that blows up and gets flaccid...
Here is the picture of one of the characters
Omo this landlady na fire grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think This Way? (pics) by Rickmann: 9:40am On Jul 17, 2022
blazingblender:
Go church find banny
You say no
Na club girl you de find
Now maintain the club girl you de complain
Manchi no reason her matta if she cap 2much dump her
And who says the church girls are left out? Sorry for you.
Science/TechnologyRe: See The HUGE BAT I Killed This Morning by Rickmann: 9:30am On Jul 17, 2022
OMOJOHN001:
So Guy's this Bat was killed this morning, while trying to EAT my AGBADO AND CASSAVA inside the farm I LABOUR to plant.

I am getting to dislike anything related to BAT


grin
The BAT was a disOBIdient one and that made ur rifle YUSful..welldone my friend and keep killing, shooting and destroying BATs grin
CrimeRe: Man Beheads Wife And Takes Head To Police Station by Rickmann: 1:16pm On Jul 16, 2022
Buharidgeneral:
Better be in india
As if it doesn't happen here on a regular.
RomanceRe: I Will Have Sex For The First Time By The End Of The Week by Rickmann: 1:13pm On Jul 16, 2022
Newbie60:
I'm a 22year old guy, a virgin and might probably get laid in few days time.
I'm anxious and partially nervous. I would like to last long and make the sex pleasurable for the girl.

Can you recommend cool sex positions?
Does anyone know a nice sex lubricant?
How can I last long during sex?

Thanks.
Wow..what a mile stone grin
RomanceRe: See What My Ex Sent To Me, Imagine! by Rickmann: 12:18am On Jul 16, 2022
Lexkenny99:
I dated this bi*ch 4 a year and 3 months. I loved this bae like my our souls were linked together from birth. I even introduced her to my family. As the first and only son, my mother wanted me to settle down quickly. My mum loved her. I really had plans for us, our future. I noticed mid last year that her attitude towards me changed drastically. I go call am, to pick na problem, chat am, no reply. I go buy gift go visit am, she go dey gimme attitude. Only for her to visit me and tell me she's ending the relationship. She said she dated me cuz made a bet with her friends. I narrowly survived that experience. Yesterday marked exactly one year she bitched me 4 an america returnee . Only 4 her to match to my apartment today, crying and begging me to take her back that the guy's a scammer and he duped her of her life's savings. She almost created a scene. Now am in a new relationship. She said she'll kill herself If I Don't just forgive her but take her back and her ghost would hunt me. Wetin make I DO?
You don't need me to tell you what to do.
RomanceRe: A Caring Man Is Far Better Than A Handsome Man. True Or False? by Rickmann(op): 4:12pm On Jul 15, 2022
Stallionhorse:
My dear kings! Please use your money to care for your mother and sisters if konji hold you do hookup. That serious gf you think you have is another mans hookup bitch.. So just be the another man..
Wise man
RomanceRe: A Caring Man Is Far Better Than A Handsome Man. True Or False? by Rickmann(op): 9:03am On Jul 15, 2022
Zonefree:
The truth is always harsh, bro. Any truth that is mild is scam.
But most things we call truth is actually what the society thinks and it rubs off on u subconsciously...you have a mother and maybe sisters, you can't tell me care from you or their boyfriends / husbands as the case may be, is foolish.
RomanceRe: A Caring Man Is Far Better Than A Handsome Man. True Or False? by Rickmann(op): 8:25am On Jul 15, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
Women dont know what they want.
I stand with you on this one , though..
Most don't.
RomanceRe: A Caring Man Is Far Better Than A Handsome Man. True Or False? by Rickmann(op): 8:24am On Jul 15, 2022
Zonefree:
To care for a Nigerian girl is foolishness!
Isn't that too harsh my bro smiley
RomanceA Caring Man Is Far Better Than A Handsome Man. True Or False? by Rickmann(op):
I stumbled on this subject on one of the media platforms and decided to bring it in to hear our opinion. So ladies ,let's discuss..which would you rather prefer?
And to the guys, your judgement is welcome of course.

Truth is , been caring or handsome doesn't define you as a man.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Spokesman: Drug Case Happened 30 Years Ago.It’s A Dead Matter, Finished by Rickmann: 10:44am On Jul 14, 2022
swaggerjack:
It’s Dead Issue, Says Spokesman
By his own admission, being president of Nigeria is a lifelong goal he hopes to achieve. On June 8, at the Eagle Square in Abuja, he took a giant step towards actualizing his dream by winning the ruling All Progressive Congress’ presidential ticket. But that ambition is now threatened by his shady past which continues to haunt him.

A search for information on Bola Tinubu, the Presidential Candidate of the All Progressive Congress, on several open-source websites and LexisNexis databases will yield copious details of previous associations with sundry crimes while in the United States of America in the 1990s. From

This is in addition to the unending questions about his academic record, with a civil rights group-Incorporated Trustees of Center for Reform and Public Advocacy- now in court to compel the Inspector General of Police, Alkali Baba, to prosecute the former Lagos State governor for alleged perjury.

Many Nigerians who have questioned his past may have dug into his history and found scary skeletons and carcasses that he could not bury, and that has defined his politics.

While you will not find him on the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network Alert List or the Interpol Most Wanted List, you will find damning information about his alleged link to narcotics trade and how he laundered alleged drug money by buying and selling properties in the US using different signatures to hide his identity.

A report first published in 2015 by thedailybeast.com claimed Tinubu was a clear accomplice in a drug and money laundering case involving two Nigerians– Adegboyega Mueez Akanda and his nephew, Abiodun Agbele. A United States Government Narcotics Attaché in its embassy in Nigeria, Andre W. Kellum, claimed in an Affidavit dated 1992 that the two Nigerians were part of an organization that distributed cocaine, which was operated by Tinubu.

But while Tinubu escaped arrest and prosecution by effectively masking his role in a drug cartel, evidence of funds lodgments in his bank accounts allegedly established him as a kingpin of the narcotics trade.

Drug Money Traced To Tinubu’s Bank Accounts
Tinubu’s flanks were exposed when Special US agents investigating the case traced illicit funds to bank accounts operated by him. The US Government alleged that bank accounts held by Tinubu represented the “proceeds of narcotics trafficking” and money laundering.

In December 1989 Akande allegedly opened an “individual money account” for Tinubu at a First Heritage Bank with his residential address stated as 7504 South Stewart Avenue, Chicago.

Investigators found the address to be “ the drop-off point for packages from Nigeria that contained the white heroin.” In another credit application dated January 6, 1990, seen by the Special Agent, Tinubu stated that Akande was his cousin.

Bola-Ahmed-Tinubu (1)
Bola Ahmed Tinubu, former Lagos State Governor and 2023 APC presidential candidate.
Curiously, at the time Akande and Agbele were being investigated, Tinubu was an employee of Mobil Oil Nigeria Limited, of Fairfax, Virginia and was on a monthly salary of $2,400. But despite only earning $2,400 a month with no other income, bank records obtained by investigators from First Heritage Bank disclosed that in 1990 alone, Tinubu deposited $661,000 into his individual money market account and in 1993; he deposited the sum of $1,216,500 into the same money market account.

By 1992, US investigators had concluded that Tinubu was part of the international drug trade on account of the volume of funds found in his accounts which he could not satisfactorily explain. On January 10, 1992, Federal agents obtained the court order to freeze some of his bank accounts.


Tinubu ‘Confessed’ And Forfeited Money To US Govt
An amount exceeding $1.4 million dollars was seized from his account, a move he fought in court after claiming he made the money legitimately. Tinubu had also denied to investigators that he had any additional bank accounts in the US. But other accounts operated by him were found to contain huge sums.

An account hidden at Citibank under the name of “Compass Finance and Investment Company” were found to be operated by Tinubu in partnership with Akande and Agbele. A seizure warrant was issued on January 24, 1992, on Tinubu’s Citibank account, and the sum of $600,000 was seized.

Tinubu obviously sensing that the game was up, agreed to forfeit the funds to the US Government. A document on the forfeiture signed at a US District Court, Northern District of IIIinious on 07/26/1993 said “the funds in the amount of $460,000 in account in the name of Bola Tinubu represents proceeds of narcotics or were involved in financial transactions in violation of 18 USC ss 1956 and 1957 and therefore these funds are forfeited to the United States.”

Tinubu had further given himself away during the investigation of his role in the distribution of narcotics in the US by suspicious money transfers for property purchases. A case mentioned was the purchase of 10111 Limestone Court, Potomac, Maryland 20854 on February 21, 1992, for $450,000. It was an obvious attempt to launder the drug money and divert investigators’ attention away from him.


But how was a man who claimed to earn $2, 800 a month able to purchase a house worth $450,000?

Tinubu Uses Non-Identical Signatures To Launder Funds
If the above claims were not enough to establish a criminal past, his constant change of signature on legal documents also gave him away as an intelligent crook. His US investigators found that his signature on the deed for the purchase of the Potomac, Maryland house in 1992 was different from that of the property on 12625 Hillmeade Station Drive, Prince Georges, Maryland 20720, purchased on January 18, 1995 for $147,000.


Another property at 1708 Parkside Drive, Mitchellville, Maryland 20720, purchased by Tinubu in May 1997 for $491,465 bore a different signature from the others. Tinubu gave investigators the impression that he was a criminal running from the law. He was at the time, and probably now, like a man trying hard to erase his footprints.



APC leaders must now be wondering if they had backed the wrong horse.

Tinubu knows the past and wants it buried forever. He has worked too hard to push himself to his present political pedestal and wants the past to remain dead. When asked to comment on Tinubu’s dark past, Bayo Onanuga, spokesman for his presidential campaign, could not hide his anger and disgust.

After several calls and text messages, he finally called back and railed at the reporter. “You’re a journalist, right? You people just like digging up a dead matter. The case happened 30 years ago. It’s a dead matter, finished.”

But apparently for Nigerians, he seeks to rule, the issues are neither dead nor finished.


https://thewhistler.ng/tinubus-dark-past-threatens-lifelong-presidential-ambition-as-report-establishes-links-to-drug-trade/
The case is a dead matter now because it's Tinubu involved? If it was Obi, you skull-mining retarded fools wouldn't have let go.. I hope you all live to witness ur failure next year.

Godforbid BAT thing.
RomanceRe: This Is Why Nigerian Girls Dont Squirt (pixs) by Rickmann: 3:09pm On Jul 13, 2022
NeverGrowOld:
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female ejaxulation is a rare feeling! squirting, jerking legs and overwhelming shame are manifestation of it.

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Most girls don't need sex to squirt..females who masturbate can relate. They know where to stimulate. That's how much they know their body. So, either though sex or otherwise, until a female is aware and sensitive to her body, squirting may just be another fairy tale.
FamilyRe: This Shows That Women Are Manipulative by Rickmann: 2:04pm On Jul 13, 2022
coputa:
Many wedding and traditional marriages i have attended i noticed that whenever they call the couples to dance,their mothers always come out to dance alongside,that's not the bone of contention,it is when the invitees starts spraying the couples money,she will also be sprayed,that's not also the bone of contention,it is,when she start collecting the cash they sprayed her to herself without remitting them to the couples.This is very bad,because,from the money given to the couples,they would pay for some expenses incured during the marriage:like rented event centre,food,drinks etc.
And how does a mother coming out to dance and merry with her daughter manipulate you?
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Suddenly Want To Settle Down When We Meet? by Rickmann: 1:34pm On Jul 13, 2022
Gerrard59:
You changed your earlier post because after analysing it, you saw I was logically correct.

Biko, next time, read properly.
If you read and understood his post you'd seee he's been going for either girls his age or older.. their nothing wrong in a guy of 26 dating a girl in the range of 21-23 hence the reason for my earlier post so relax oga.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Suddenly Want To Settle Down When We Meet? by Rickmann: 10:19am On Jul 13, 2022
Gerrard59:
He is 27, so the girls he is interested in will likely be lower than he is - 24/25/26.

So, how young should these "younger" girls be? 20? shocked
Ok
SportsRe: Man United Thrashed Liverpool To Win First Trophy In 2022/23 by Rickmann: 7:33am On Jul 13, 2022
NaijaBookings:
FT | Man Utd 4-0 Liverpool

⚽️Jadon Sancho
⚽️Fred
⚽️Anthony Martial
⚽️Facundo Pellistri

Manchester United ease to victory in Erik Ten Hag’s first game in charge of the club ��� #PreSeason


Congratulations to Ten Hag Team
The EPL isn't ready for this United team grin grin grin
Man United fans now thinking they have been transformed right? The carpet will roll soon and we'll see
PoliticsRe: Low Turnout Mars APC Mega Rally In Osun (Pictures) by Rickmann: 7:22am On Jul 13, 2022
SATANICALLY:
A far cry from the projected 500 million attendees...
So after all this hardship and suffering in the last couple of years, some humans still want to support a failed party.
PoliticsRe: 2023: You Are Imposing Yourself On A People That Do Not Want You - Paul Enenche by Rickmann: 7:10am On Jul 13, 2022
chase4:
Paul Enenche calls out a politician who he said the people do not want but is using money to impose himself on the people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maaczdq7XAU
Who else but an old hag who can't even wipe his own ass and thinks Agbado is our problem.
RomanceRe: Bride Stops Her Husband From Kissing Her At Their Wedding Reception (Pix, Video) by Rickmann: 7:05am On Jul 13, 2022
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Suddenly Want To Settle Down When We Meet? by Rickmann: 7:02am On Jul 13, 2022
LegitBoyy:
Hi everyone,

I just wanted to share this trend I have noticed in my relationship life with you all and see if anyone can relate to it. I have just noticed recently that most girls I meet will suddenly want to “settle”.

You would wonder why this should be a problem right? Exactly. I am looking to getting into something serious myself so it should ordinarily not be a bad thing. However, I am seeing a pattern which is why I am worried.

I have met quite a few girls recently and many of them who are obviously still very active players on the ’street’ and as soon as we get talking, they suddenly want to exit the ‘street’ and want something serious with me.

For context, I will be 27years old in a few years, comfortably building a good career and a very calm person. It is not even about money or sort as many of them have met people with much more. I don’t know if any guy or lady out here actually understand my situation here?

I am looking to go into something serious but this pattern just doesn’t look all okay with me. Is it because of my calm nature? Maybe a calm guy is suitable for a husband kind of situation right?

For guys who have been in this situation, how did you dealt with it please?
Try younger girls and see if the pattern stays the same.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Advise. I'm Going Insane by Rickmann: 9:22pm On Jul 12, 2022
SteadyGrinding:
I'm in the most confused state of my life.

Please I need advice from mature fellows.

I've been in a relationship with this girl for 6month now.
We planned things together. And I swear to God. She's very supportive. When every family ran away from me. She stood by me.

Even supported me when I had some spiritual issues.

We've got plans together. We plan everything together. Life and all.

I will not lie. She is very supportive. She's just my kind. This girl have to break her savings to make sure I achieve some plans. Go broke to see me smile in my difficult times.

I've moved to a new apartment when my landlady was bewitching me. All my business dried up. She stood by me. Supported me in looking for another apartment. Financially she was there. Now I'm just one week in the new apartment. We had our first sex and I contacted gonorrhoea from her.

Now I'm not a simp I know this infection is a sexually transmitted one. She has been swearing with her life that she didn't cheat. Swearing with this. Swearing with that. I know it's all lies. Abi have anyone experience this. Because she was saying maybe it hid in her body system that she didn't sleep with another man.

Now this is the case. I don't want to dump this girl like that. I feel guilt in my mind. After all she has done for me. Please someone talk to me I'm going crazy. This is a girl that has fought spiritual battles for me. I know what I'm talking about.
Truth be told , it can actually hide in the body for so long ,so it's very possible she didn't have sex with anyone while u both have been dating.. But in any case, If you love her and want to settle down with her like you claim, you both must start treatment immediately.

My candid advice.
RomanceRe: How To Knack Any Nigerian Girl On A First Date by Rickmann: 7:12pm On Jul 12, 2022
Eliazejike:
How To Smash Any Nigerian Girl On A First Date!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UBAPaCLHcE
The question is must you bleep a girl on a first date? My Gwad, Naija guys have been sex-starved to death.

Pity.

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