SultanOfPuna: I spoke with a popular producer last weekend and he said something about how wizkid was a big fan of nairaland during his early days. And that wizzy still to this day frequent nairaland just to catch vibes. I asked him if he knew about wizkid burner account on nairaland. He said thats personal
So wizkid, if you are seeing this, holla at your boy via DM. Show me love boss. Baba show me love, your boy looyal. Boss drop $3000 for me. Dm me.
Kzinne: Most young Nigerians no longer believe in Nigeria because of its economic woes. At a time most Americans were so poor they couldn't afford nothing to eat. This during the great depression of the 1930s. Yet Americans didn't run away or curse their country
Its still done till now.. All Mc Donalds outlets/cafes in the US still give out free coffee and doughnuts very early in the morning to those who can't afford it.
"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for ur country"
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The above line is the FOUNDATION on which America is built on today and we envy them.
Tejumola856: I met this girl with her friend on their convocation day. they stood at one place but I noticed they don’t have phone to snap pictures or maybe their phones camera is not okay, so I decided to be nice to them by borrow them my iPhone. She was so happy and begged me if I could snap them which I obliged. After taken the pictures she asked for my WhatsApp number and told me to send their pictures to her on WhatsApp, I sent everything to her, we started chatting on WhatsApp when I got to hostel.
Guess what? I invited her to my hostel today and I f@ck hell out of her I gave her 1k for the bike when she wanted to go, she asked me WHAT ARE WE NOW and I said friend, she was surprised but I explained to her that we can’t be in a relationship because she has graduated she will soon be going for NYSC but I’m an undergraduate, but I told her she can be my school mother.
I’m really afraid of getting married. Girls are so cheap! SMH
Modified::: once again, girls are cheap.
Call her whatever.. But the truth is, if you weren't cheap you won't be here bragging over taking advantage of a girl's likeness for you.
Me even calling you cheap is like putting some value to ur price tag.
Wisdomkosi: Nigerian Couple Goes Viral After Wedding On Ishiagu Attire Inside Church (Photos) | #IgbereTV
A Nigerian couple, Ekigbo Sampson Nnamdi and wife, Victoria Nnamdi have gone viral after they wedded on popular Igbo attire, Ishiagu, inside church in Ebonyi State.
The wedding which took place on 31st December, 2021 was well attended by top dignitaries in the State.
During the wedding, Prof. Benard Odoh, former Secretary to the State Government in Ebonyi State charged the couple to remain faithful to each other and to equally put God first in their family.
Some of the dignitaries include, those in attendance, Cp Aliyu Garba, Commissioner of Police Ebonyi State, Prof. Benard Odoh, former Secretary to the State Government in Ebonyi State, Dr. Julian Odoh, Wife to the former SSG, Engr. Ken Eze, Executive Chairman Ezza South LGA of Ebonyi State, Hon. Com. Chinedu Ogah OON, Member representing Ezza South/Ikwo Federal Constituency, Engr. Peter Edeh, Former Member representing Ezza North/Ishielu Federal Constituency, Rt. Hon. Edwin Anayo Nwonu, Member representing Ezza North/ Ishielu Federal Constituency, Sen. Obinna Joseph Ogba, Senator representing Ebonyi Central senatorial zone, Very Rev. Fr. Matthew Ekuma Isukpa.
The earlier we begin to realise that everything we exhibit now is all borrowed and begin to embrace and showcase our culture, the better for us and our generation to come..
ThEGodFaThEr110: Seven suspected members of a syndicate which specialised in killing innocent victims to get their body parts for ritual have opened up on their involvement in the criminal act.
The suspects were arrested by detectives in Ogun State Police Command after the murder of one Sunday Okosun and his dismemberment, with the intention of selling and buying the body parts for money ritual purposes.
The names of the suspects were given as Oladipupo Lekan, Aremu Sulaimon, Madru Ifayemi, Shittu Saheed, Sulaimon Samad, Akanji Moruf and Adekunle Tajudeen.
In the quest to make money from the sale of the body parts to those in need of them, Lekan, a hunter, reportedly went to the bush on a bright afternoon, and made darkness and death to envelop the victim, Okosun, whom he sighted, shot dead at close range and dismembered. After putting in a sack the body parts, including the head, heart, two hands cut from the wrist and a piece of flesh from his thigh, he took them to his contact, Sulaimon, and got paid with a sum of N51,000.
Crimefeature learnt that the stump of late Sunday’s body was discovered by his brother, Abraham Okosun. Shocked and saddened by the gory image he saw, Abraham lodged the report with the Divisional Police Officer of Bode Olude Police Station, DSP Durojaye Rotimi, who visited the scene with his crack detectives and embarked on intelligence-based investigation to unravel those behind the dastardly act.
First to be traced and arrested was Lekan, the hunter, followed by six other suspects involved in the sale and purchase of the body parts.
During their confessions, the suspects disclosed the code names they were using among themselves for each of the human parts sold and bought.
They said that they normally referred to human head as ball, the heart as transformer, and hands as fans. Recovered from them were the gun and cutlass used for the killing and dismemberment.
Crimefeature had an interview with the suspects. Below are the excerpts:
Oladipupo Lekan
“I’m 38 years old, living at Bode Olude area of Abeokuta. I’m a motorcycle rider married and blessed with three children. It is true that I killed a human being. I was pushed into committing the act.
 “It was Sulaimon who called me that his friends who are Muslim clerics (Afaa) needed body parts. We both belong to hunters’ group. He said they needed the head, hands, heart and some pieces of flesh. It took some weeks before I could do the job.
“I went into the bush where we used to hunt for animals in the afternoon. It was close to Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB). As I was going, I sighted a man ahead of me standing and watching his bean plants. I aimed my barrel gun at him and shot him at close range.
“Immediately, I cut off his head, heart, hands and flesh from his thigh. I left the stump there, called Sulaimon and handed the parts to him.
 “He paid me N20,000 for the head, N15,000 for the two hands, N11,000 for the heart and N5,000 for the piece of flesh. He gave me money the following day.
“It was a couple of weeks after that I saw the call of DPO Bode Olude, inviting me to the station. I was detained and when interrogated, I confessed to killing the victim. The police also got those who bought the body parts, except one who escaped.
“I killed the victim because of money that I would get from the assignment. I have never done such a thing before.”
 Aremu Sulaimon (29)
“I’m a native doctor. I started three years ago, but it didn’t stop me from praying in the mosque. I’m part of the hunters’ group. My job is to set the dogs up for the targeted prey.
“Afaa Saheed and Afaa Samad saw each other and said that they needed body parts. I told him that I didn’t have and Samad said the same thing. Later, I saw Saheed and he said that they needed two hands which made me to introduce him to Lekan. They discussed. Tajudeen, Moruf and Ifayemi also met with me and said they needed body parts also for money ritual.
 I asked each of them the parts they needed and Moruf said he would like to have the heart. Tajudeen said he needed the head while Ifayemi needed part of the flesh. That was how Olalekan went to kill the victim, handed the body parts to me, which I, in turn, gave to those who demanded for them and collected money for the job.
I was not given a kobo from the money paid to Lekan.
Sulaimon Samad (35)
“Afaa Saheed is my friend. He asked me whether I had a ball (human head) or know where he could purchase it. I told him I had never used it and didn’t know where he could get it from. Not long after, Sulaimon came to get herbs and he exchanged number with Saheed. I didn’t know what they discussed. That was about three months ago before the police came to arrest me.
 “I know that I made that mistake by not informing the police when my friend asked me about getting a human head. But I was never part of the plan of killing for ritual.”
Shittu Saheed (38)
“I’m an Afaa. I’ve never done such a thing before. It’s true I referred to human head as ball. I also heard it somewhere and started using the code. I bought the hands for N15,000 to make money ritual in order to survive.”
 Akanji Moruf (26)
I’m a native doctor. Sulaimon is my first cousin. After I initially told him I needed human heart, it was five days after that he first called me and later brought the heart to my house when I didn’t respond to his calls. I told him I didn’t know the ritual to perform with it, but he persuaded me to buy it and I paid N11,000. I wanted to use the heart for money ritual.
Madru Ifayemi (25)
“I’m a native doctor. I didn’t ask others to kill a human being. It was Sulaimon who called and told me that he went for hunting and they found a dead body. I also wanted to make money ritual.”
Adekunle Tajudeen, 38.
“I’m a native doctor also. I caused the calamity for myself as I only helped my friend, Saheed, to purchase the human head. And he has run away. Saheed had initially told me that he needed a human head.
“Moruf came to me and told me he was going to his cousin, Sulaimon. It was when we got there that he wanted to collect body part. I asked for the cost of the head and was told it was N20,000. I called Saheed and he brought the money. We gave him the head.”
The state Commissioner of Police, Lanre Bankole, who condemned the act and described it as height of man inhumanity to man, ordered the suspects to be transferred to homicide section of the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Eleweran, Abeokuta, for discreet investigation, after which they would be arraigned in court.
Graphicer: I just started learning few weeks ago and this are just practice work not for any client. I am self learning Graphics Design, Using pixel lab
Please rate my work and if you think I can work for you give me a job
Good morning Op, firstly I must say ur work is really good and believe me the sky is only a stepping stone for you.
Pls I have been itching to learn graphic designs cos of my passion for arts and creativity. Pls how can I contact you. I really need this bro.
kinzation: The Federal Capital Territory Minister of State, Ramatu Aliyu, has lamented the filth littering Abuja, ordering a comprehensive cleanup of all satellite towns across the six area councils of the territory, blaming the dirty condition of Abuja on the influx of Nigerians into the territory.
On Tuesday, Ms Aliyu gave the order in a statement issued by the Satellite Towns Development Department (STDD) coordinator, Obinna Ogwuegbu.
The minister explained that the directive is part of efforts to rid satellite towns of environmental nuisance characterised by poor sanitation.
She pointed out that the order was with immediate effect under the direct supervision of the STDD coordinator to ensure the restoration of the environment for the safety of the residents.
According to Ms Aliyu, waste generation in the FCT has an exponential trend because of the influx of Nigerians into the territory, decrying peoples’ attitudes towards the environment.
The coordinator assured residents of the FCT administration’s commitment to ensuring a safer and hygienic FCT for all residents.
Mr Ogwuegbu mentioned that the exercise would be regular and appealed to residents, particularly those living in the suburbs, to stop dumping refuse in drainage and roadsides.
I tell people that Abuja is slowly becoming like lagos in terms of population and environmental hazards, though it has the capacity to expand unlike Lagos that's an island.
nickyj19: Im a 23 year old male. 100% straight. But when i have sex, i dont perform well. 23 should be my prime but i feel ive gotten worse since i lost my virginity as a teenager. Im only interested in one position (doggystyle). If my partner wants to switch positions or if she wants to go on top, i immediately lose my interest/lose my erection and we KNOW it goes downhill from there. Its really bad. It kind of makes me want to avoid dating altogether cause when/if we get sexual, it becomes an embarassing/awkward moment and i disappoint my partner every single time. Please dont crack jokes at me or recommend viagra or anything like that. This is a serious concern. I have a high drive for sex but when it comes to the positioning, i get turned off. What is wrong with me??
Is it my eyes or did I just hear you right? 23 years ,a prime age for sex?
I wish you could channel this same energy into finishing school and getting a good life/career. As far as I know, you don't have a problem.
Polynek: I cum very fast during sex. Please how can I last longer naturally without taking sex enhancer drugs? Experienced people please suggest for me how to last longer or wat I shud be doing?
First, stay away from industrial sugar. Sugar is best taken in inform of starch ( carbohydrate)
Second, engage in cardio exercises to build endurance examples, swimming, jogging, skipping and squats.
Third, take lots of ginger, garlic and regular fruits especially banana which has been proven to be a natural remedy for men. (You could blend to form a smoothie)
Jerkbaba: Konji just hold me yesterday! Vrooom! I find myself for brothel. I dey find sweet girl with big bumbum, suddenly I just come across one fine fleshy igbo girl. See nyash! . I carry her enter room. The girl like me bcus I get height. We start dey French kiss for like 2mins, I turn her around, pull down her red g-string. Push her for bed. I bend Down chop this girl sweet nyash for like 30mins. She just dey moan like Mami water. Chai! The girl nyash sweet! I stand up Bleep her doggy. The nyash just dey bounce like ballon for my dick. Con bend down again chop nyash for another 20mins. Stand up fvuck her again. I con release. Give her 1k. The girl no wan gree me go. She wan make I still chop her nyash. But I Don tire already. Wear cloth, disappear! End of story.
GodHatesBigots: This lady was given a 2 month visa with her daughter for a visit to Nigeria. She is a citizen of Switzerland. She decided to cut her stay short after 5 weeks and return to her home country. To her surprise when she got to the airport, immigration had marked her as an overstayer and demanded she pay $8,000 to her chagrin. Now, remember that her visa was for 2 months so she still had about 3 weeks left.
To cut the long story short after a heated debate and her refusal to pay this money, one of the immigration men called her aside and asked her to just pay N80,000 and they will let her go. This made her even more suspicious because they had dropped from $8,000 or N4,000.000 to N80,000. At this point she was enraged and threatened to call the Ambassador in Switzerland at which point they pleaded and allowed her to go.
She barely managed to catch her flight and was only minutes away from missing her return journey.
Hear her lament in video below.
As for me, I can only say that the Nigeria system is endemically rotten and only a fundamental and foundational transformation will fix the current mess. These immigration people, just like the police are criminals - 95% of them.
BlackfireX: Ordinary 80k she couldn't pay.. what was she even doing in Nigeria sef?? Is she a drug dealer?? She is not even fine sef ... hungry looking lady
For the system to work ,It's people like you that must be eradicated first..just imagine the rubbish you just typed.
Iyaebe: The truth is I don't really care if a man is rich or not but a man's virginity is the ultimate for me, I want a matured man(between 30-35yrs) who has never kissed,hug, romance or had sex with any lady in his entire life.Where can I find such man? But he must be an international footballer.
Why are you wasting ur time here? Just get clay and mould him urself.
SEO2002: A lady in Abia State today set her ex boyfriend ablaze because the latter abandoned her for another girl. Today being the day of his traditional marriage, she called him over to her place. When he came she poured fuel on him and set him ablaze. Meanwhile, the guy grabbed her and both of them burnt to third degree. As at the time of writing this report, the duo have been rejected by three hospitals and they are currently on their way to Umuahia. Viewers discretion is advised as the pictures below are graphic.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.. Very mean and extreme creatures if you know.
Mikester: Firstly, thanks to my doctor and the advices of some folks here, my right foot is almost healed up and the pain is gone...
I intend to ask...
What exactly are men's attitudes to women who use a large amount of makeup on their faces? Are guys truly attracted or pleased with their women using inadequate makeup?
Don't know about some guys but personally I don't fancy women who paint their faces so colourfully or wear wigs or painted nails...
It makes me see such lady as a shallow regular cheap slut with nothing special to write home-about... That's how I feel...
I have a thing for women who are naturally beautiful and simple unlike the likes of black women who can't live without makeup. Imagine sleeping together in the night and her face will be looking like one witch from the deep sea or a ghost from the underworld...
Ladies, this isn't to bash you but I believe women are expected to be effortlessly and naturally beautiful though some in a way that require things like makeup and filters but if you go to far, you're seen as fake, a fraud or narcissistic. This sets you up for intense scrutiny and ultimate failure...
Ever wondered why deeper life girls are rated beautiful and more feminine?
Guys, how do you feel about ladies who wear excessive amounts of colours on their faces or such others? Do you feel any negative way about it and what are your attitudes towards ladies who make up?
One important piece of advice to Guys..
"Never you marry a lady you have never seen without make up"
eventainment: It's the dawn of a new beginning again some persons have gotten their lives figured out already while some are still trying to find a path. Even when the life is figured some us are still learning (in the preparation phase) while some others have started earning with their skills or degree. Well let's dive right into the point digital skills needs no introduction it's come to become the trend in the market. And for spoilers you really don't need a degree to work for firms when you have good digital skill. I will categorize the various skills into different sections: 1 Graphical skills 2 developer skills 2a programming skills 2b non programming skills 3 content writing skills 4 digital marketing skills 5 project management skills 6 data scientist and data analytic skills 7 architectural designer
These skills are hot cake in the market as thousand of jobs are being gotten on a daily basis around these stacks. Let's talk about each mentioned above. graphical skills Skills like graphics designer, UI/UX designer, motion graphics designer are strongly in this stack. And the software to get used to is figma, Adobe XD for UI/UX, Adobe illustrator, Photoshop, Corel draw for graphics design, Maya, blender, cinema 4d etc for 3d designs, premier Pro, davinci resolve etc for video editing.
Well UI/UX might be the strange one in the list it is mainly for prototyping in English it's like a design of how the website or software will behave and look like before development (programming) begins.... developer skills content writing skills digital marketing skills project management skills data scientist and data analytic skills architectural designer I'll complete the remaining stack the moment I see many persons are interested in it. We'd talk about where you can earn money after learning these skills as well as how to become a wanted person in the market as soon as your account is created and how to create awareness of your skills as well as where you can pitch your skills.... Lastly I'll send links to where you can download materials to kick start your journey...
Pls I really want to learn graphic design with focus on the (UI/UX design). How do I go about it? Thanks.
talk2hb1: First I did not plan to practice my course of study (Urban planning) secondly I intend to not to beg for job whatsoever (so I understand what employers want) What employers basically wants is being relevant to them, be a problem solver. Every job interview I attended my aim is to change the rule of engagement from normal questions to answer concept. Talk about their company, talk about their business, talk about economy, talk about your skill set, how you can help them solve their business problems. Just developed yourself in a marketable skills, and learn how to promote yourself (Marketing & Sales) I am a software developer, a cofounder now, and I work where I can't share online with anybody online.
Romance › Re: Wizkid Is on Nairaland. He Is A Frequent Member by Rickmann: 7:37pm On Jan 06, 2022
