₦airaland Forum

Plus5:
Pls my people, am confused.
In what way has Abba Kyari offended the US? What crime has he committed in the US? Is Abba Kyari the Hushpuppi that stole money? Did Abba Kyari send terrorists to America? ... Why should a US court tell FBI to track a Nigerian as if he bombed America.

Sometimes, I get fed up with America's trouble making. These people go about causing confusion everywhere, interfering in other countries affairs and destabilizing nations. We have seen how America's interference in Libya, Syria, Iraq, Afganistan, etc have ruined those countries. Now they are trying to cause trouble with Iran, North Korea, Russia, etc.

Why can't these people just face their problems? Gun and drug offenses need urgent attention in America, racial crimes, etc. Yet they seek to track Abba Kyari for trial in US, as if he sent terrorists to attack America.

Nonsense, the court order is absolutely rubbish. And Nigeria must not give America any chance to enter it's national issues. They only destroy, they never further any nation.

Bedtec:
From creation , that's why Adam was first created before eve

SenamileMhlongo:
Christopher Maurise Brown's health is really questionable as his recent pictures got many people worried about him and questioning his well being.

Chris Brown is an American Singer, Dance, Actor, rapper and an entrepreneur. He is also an multi award winner and was featured in numerous romcom movies.

He is the father of 2, his first daughter is Royalty Brown and Son Aeko Catori Brown and he has been a good father to his children and most available parent.

Chris has dealt with many difficulties in his life following being arrested multiple times for assault and illegal troubles but over the years he has been able to overcome many of his troubles.

He was also hospitalised for his behaviours and got diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and post- traumatic stress disorder, he has been able to deal with his mental health issues.

Although he has been behaving good and has strength and life together, his health has been allegedly the only problem in his life. His recent pictures has made many people worried about him.

Mr Brown has not spoken a word about his health but people have been sharing nice messages with him

Read more:https://news-af.feednews.com/news/detail/17110bdf3dcb08192543cc522dd5846f?client=news

alexpumpin:
Truly, this life no balance. one governor built world class hospital another built 260k capacity cemetery.

NkanAkpanika:
BEHOLD THE MIDAS TOUCH OF GOVERNOR UDOM EMMANUEL ON IKOT EKPENE GENERAL HOSPITAL

Ikot Ekpene General Hospital is one of the secondary health institutions experiencing the touch of Governor Udom Emmanuel.

Take a look at pictures from the health institution

@@lalasticlala front page

Xenry:
Did you know that you can easily get/gain everything a boyfriend would get in a relationship, from a girl even if you didn't ask her out?

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Asking girls out is silly in today's world. It's just like self- imprisonment; it will limit your Freedom in relating with other girls.

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The way out is "Acting instead of Asking" (ilegend once said that too). That has been a trick that has worked for me for years, and it is still working till today. It's a path to FREEDOM, and you won't have to be stuck with only one girl until you guys break-up.

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When I learned this trick, I stopped asking girls out (for my sanity's sake), and you should do the same.

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Here's how it works: if you find a girl interesting, don't ask her to be your girlfriend. Just start acting like a boyfriend to her.

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The Benefits:
1: She won't bill you; that would be silly because you didn't ask her out and you are not her boyfriend, even though you are acting like one.
2: You guys can easily go from friendship to relationship, and then to f***ing.
3: You could easily roll with multiple girls and she won't question you, though she would get jealous. But then, she couldn't do anything because you guys aren't officially dating.
4: The last one; this is the one I like the most: you can easily end everything with her and friend-zone her whenever you want. And If she ask you why you suddenly changed, be like, "wait, when did we even started dating? "
With that, you can easily move on to the next girl. No break-up. No emotional wars. Easy peasy!

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I wrote this from experience; this is your way to freedom in your relationship with girls.

unamamatoto:
your fada needs the orientation more than I do... Otû mama gi

BigDan69:
All these small boys. I dare you to drop your unfiltered address in full. And I promise to pay you a visit with enough preparations for you not to see another day break for insulting my mom. I dare you

unamamatoto:
Person weh I don lick like orange... TBH, Nigerian girls are whoreeessss !!! Mumu, I will deal with you guys

Front page now !!!

BigDan69:
Why is that the only chat btw u 2? Abi u don clear the simp chats with her?

unamamatoto:
Person weh I don lick like orange... TBH, Nigerian girls are whoreeessss !!! Mumu, I will deal with you guys

Front page now !!!

Cutestboy:
Bro........... I gat you right. But I think you don't understand the message. She demands money too much, though she is caring.
But you know the current situation in this country.......

kollinzgee:
In the past i have met ladies that who are snubbish and proud because of too much attention they get from guys .these women are doing this to manipulate men because they know it will make men chase them more and wanna spend on them because you consider them higher value.

To get this kind of girls treat them in the language they understand,snubb them too and act like you have many options.

This girl that just gained admission in the school were i work,she has big ass and fine face so all the guys in my shop always wanna treat her like a queen,she thought I was like the others she came to my shop to make copies of her documents it was just 50 naira she wanted to go without pay omo i made sure she paid because paper is now expensive ,i don't mix business with pleasure ,she stopped talking to me from that day on .. me self i ignore her like say she no exist..

Yesterday a female friend of mine came to visit me she is very pretty ,i decided top see her off to the bustop to my surprise i saw this girl on the road ...
She caught us redhanded hugging ,all of a sudden the girl who has stop talking to me waved and calledy name.. i waved back and she went inside the school.

After seeing the girl off i came back To the shop and the new girl was there already ,she saw and smiled ,imagine someone that has stopped talking to me she started calling me coconut head,woman wrapper,i decided to test my progress by grabbing her waist she smiled and said "if my boyfriend catch you"

Guys just develop thick skin and control your penis girls will respect you.dont fall for their manipulation.

Cutestboy:
Long story to cut short, I dated this girl for about a year now. Though she has been supporting but I think am fed up, because she always demand from me every time.

Goalnaldo:
Eh so na old song

ceevee2003:
Hi all, I need your advice. I work for an online university that pays USD equivalent 230,000 as per today's aboki exchange rate. Now, just recently my immediate supervisor was sacked and replaced by an Indian lady who is making the work so difficult to the extent that I hate remembering work. I have been in this job for close to 5 years and I have never felt this bad about the job. Right now I feel like quitting and focusing on my other hustle, although this will mean halving my monthly income. Anyone with a similar experience to share, or advice to give?

Offpoint1:
konji na bastsrd... How can anyone have erection with 1% battery life?

Michelle55:
Na so you go dey fvck upandan until you jam the wan wey go fvck ya lifespan down to 1%

Sha sofrey make toto no carry you go the world beyond.

Kindfund:
Popular Nigerian millionaire and businessman, B-Lord recently completed his multi-million mansion which lasted just 4 months. The Instagram big boy has taken to his official Instagram page to share different pictures from his beautiful mansion in an unidentified location. A lot of people also took to social media to congratulate him on his newest achievement.

LONGPREEK:
whenever ii see this 2 boys pic, the way i dey bust laugh eh , no be here.
i will like to give each of them 1 millon naira .
anyone that can locate them should let know.
even ay , i go die etc no fit make me laugh like this boys

kingvicking:
Did u try getting support fund from ur state government,
Also, u can get in touch with human right radio, they have helped more people than some state governments

Priceless007:
Hello Nairalanders.
It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short and to the vital points. Please endure the length. There's a girl i met at a theological college in where I was studying to become a clergyman and also learning a skill under the civil engineering department of the college. She was my junior in the course, as I was a year away from graduating from my first course, while she was just a fresher. She was always having issues getting through her courses and projects and would always ask for my assistance since I was the course rep in that department. It was forbidden to have any intimate relationship with your course mate or anyone in the college for that matter, the penalty would be expulsion. But unfortunately for me, out of sheer lust and seduction on her part, and gross indiscipline and lack of self control on my part, I got intimate with her and we ended up committing fornication during one of our semester vacations. And it just happened once, of which out of deep regret and remorse I confessed the matter to the college Admin when the next semester resumed. We were panelled, after which I was suspended, while she was expelled. During this time I was learning a skill sponsored by the college, of which I use to get paid some weekly stipend. After I was suspended I was also stopped from continuing my apprenticeship, because I was not to associate with any of the students or lecturers in the school while my suspension lasted. So I was without a job and without a source of income since I wasn't yet mastered on the skill. The condition that was given to me to resume my studies and apprenticeship was that I should go and get married before I could come back to college, so as not to be tempted to repeat my error. But I wasn't ready for marriage whether financially or any other wise for that matter. So while I was contemplating my next move, this girl came to me that she was pregnant, that she needed us to go and see her parents. I told her I had no money neither was I ready to father a child at this point in my life. I pleaded she should give me time to think about what next to do. Two weeks passed, and I called her to enquire about her welfare but her number wasn't reachable, I decided to go to her place, but I was told she had travelled a week ago to go see her family. A week later, I received a call from a woman telling me she was the girl's mother, that her daughter came home with a pregnancy, and she asked me if I was responsible for the pregnancy, I answered her in the affirmative. She then asked when I was coming to see her family. I told her I wasn't sure about coming to see them that I needed to speak to the girl first. She said okay, then later that day the girl called me, and I told her to come back for us to talk deliberate on the way forward. When she came she told me her parents (who are by the way divorced) will not accept her nor the pregnancy without me coming to see them for marriage arrangements. I explained to her I wasn't ready for any such thing, that I have a calling to answer and a course to finish, that what happened between us was just a stupid and careless mistake that has been as a setback for me to achieve my goal, and that I was ready to overcome the trials and get back on track, and I explained to her that before then I had neither dated nor been intimate with anyone for over seven years, and so any kind of relationship or marriage was not even in my nearest future plans, and besides, I didn't even have a job, not to mention having enough money to embark on a marriage plan. She said she would never accept such excuse, that I should look for whatever means to make sure I come see her parents before her pregnancy becomes obvious. She also said that she needed money to move her belongings back to Imo state where her family resides. I agreed to raise some money for her. I went to do some menial jobs and raised some money, about ₦20k, which I gave to her and she traveled back to Owerri. From then on her parents kept calling and pressuring me to come and see them for marriage arrangements. I told them I was going to come, but just to introduce myself to them as the person responsible for their daughter's pregnancy not for any marriage arrangements. But they disagreed, that if I wasn't ready to come for marriage that I shouldn't bother coming. I pleaded with them to give me enough time to look for money to come and see them, but they instead started threatening me with court cases and arrests, at one time they brought the girl and some soldiers to my family house and harassed my family members including my mother. So I later traveled to Benin city to go look for money. After one week of my arrival in Benin, I lost my phone and I couldn't retrieve my number. I lost connection with them until I got back to Uyo where I got her phone number from a friend of hers. At this time, I was told that they came to my house several times with police officers claiming I raped their daughter and impregnated her then absconded. At this, I established contact with the girl again and she told me that I should not bother her that she wasn't in the mood to talk to me, I kept calling her but she often ended up abusing me or we often times ended up in quarrels, so I left her alone for sometime. Two weeks ago I related the matter to one of my distant uncles, who advised me to gather some money and go see her, I called her and told her I wanted to come and see her before she puts to bed, which is expected to be sometime next month (August). But she told me that she still stands by what her parents had said, if it's not for the marriage issue that I should not come, that I should rather send her the money I would use in coming so she can use it to buy the baby clothing and buy some hospital requirements before she puts to bed. I called her parents and they told me the same thing, and said if I don't come for the marriage agreement before she puts to bed, that after she's delivered of the baby I should forget ever coming, and should never mention that I have a child anywhere not to mention coming to claim it ever in the future. And that I should just forget about her and the child.
The issue now is this, I am a bit frustrated because I seem to have lost everything at the moment because of this issue; my calling, the skill I was learning is gone, I have no job aside the menial jobs I do at construction sites which isn't available regularly. Now the little I have saved so far, I am contemplating on whether to use the money to pay for my skills training and continue with it and start my life afresh and forget about her, the child, and her parents, or use the money to support her in her hospital requirements for her delivery. Because I don't want to be seen as abandoning her when she is in this condition, and I also don't want to give up on the child, though I'm not capable of taking care of the girl and the baby right now, and probably, I might end up getting married but not under my present circumstances. I know I've made a grave mistake and this is the consequences for not being true to myself and my calling, and I deeply regret it, and I've suffered for it in any way I can possibly imagine, but I also need to put my life back in order, because right now I'm so devastated that I'm contemplating terrible alternatives to survive the storm, I'm at a very critical moment of my life and I just feel like giving up on life altogether. Please I need your help and advice on this issue. Thanks.

PS. Please if anyone is willing to teach me any skill, I would be very grateful and willing to learn.

tuna85:
I reside within Ogun State, been barbing a low cut for N400 since January, had to visit the salon recently as a local guy. I asked of the price and was shown the price list.

As I looked up, I saw N700. Was shocked! I know the luxury barbers charge more but mehn, I am talking about the traditional salons here.

Let's know the cost in your location.

JEWELofHELL666:
EXCLUSIVE: How Oyedepo’s Living Faith Pastors Send Fake Church Attendance, Offerings To Headquarters To Keep Their Jobs – Another Pastor Opens Up. | Sahara Reporters.

The pastor, in his account obtained by SaharaReporters, stated that the pastors who indulged in the act had a parley with some of the senior church ministers, who deducted part of their (the pastors’) salaries and remitted back to the church as offerings of the non-existent congregation.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/07/24/exclusive-how-oyedepo%E2%80%99s-living-faith-pastors-send-fake-church-attendance-offerings

temblor1:
Why I cut off my manhood – Bobrisky reveals

Nigerian internet personality, Idris Olarenwaju, famously known as Bobrisky, has revealed that he has cut off his manhood

The controversial celebrity transgender disclosed this in a post on his Instagram handle on Tuesday

According to him, he cut off his sexual organ because he does not need it.
He wrote, “Okay, let me help you all, those of you asking where is my (manhood) I don cut am since. What would a fine girl like me be doing with a gbola. I hope I have answered all your questions.”

When asked if he felt pain during the process, he said, ”small pain.”

https://dailypost.ng/2019/05/14/cut-off-manhood-bobrisky-reveals/

NwaNimo1:
An increasing number of young Nigerians are looking to leave the country in search of a brighter economic future, according to the World Bank.

This was disclosed by the World Bank in a study titled “Of Roads Less Traveled: Assessing the Potential for Migration to Provide Overseas Jobs for Nigeria’s Youth,” which was released this week on its website.

Nigeria placed third in West Africa among the nations polled, trailing only Liberia (70 percent) and Sierra Leone (60 percent) in terms of respondents who would relocate permanently to another country.

Niger Republic was the lowest placed country in the study, coming in at 10%.

“With rising migratory pressures created by poor employment conditions, Nigerians are increasingly choosing to migrate through irregular means,” the Bank stated.

It went on to say that Nigerians were the largest group of migrants from Sub-Saharan Africa coming in Europe in 2016 and 2017, with almost 40,000 landing in Italy in 2016, with over 90% arriving by sea.

“A greater proportion of Nigerian migrants arriving in Italy were women (32 percent) than migrants from the rest of SSA (24 percent),” the banks stated

Part of the report also revealed that while the number of asylum seekers from Nigeria has declined in recent years, this does not translate as decreased demand for migration from Nigeria. The drop in migration levels from Nigeria and other Sub-Saharan African countries to Europe is a result of tighter border control policies supported by the EU in transit countries such as Libya and Niger.

“However, the underlying economic and demographic factors that create migratory pressures are unlikely to subside in the near future, with other potential irregular routes being reported through Sudan and Chad to Libya” it noted.

https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/world-bank-says-50-of-nigerian-youths-want-to-leave-the-country/

NgoziLovelyn:
I don get HIV ooo. Just see what this my hostel girl did to me

Omoh...I don collect. Infact something in me dey tell me say I don collect. I don dey see the symptoms already.
Na wetin dis girls wey dey live for my hostel dey cause.
How can someone come down to fetch water and will be wearing almost something that will be showing her entire body?
And some go just stylishly carry one small bucket like that and put am for head and allow the water pour on their body. A small bucket oo my brothers. Small bucket for that matter. And why carrying it on the head? When they can comfortably carry am for hand. This girls dey extremely wicked aswear.
And you know when water touch those oranges and those protruding backsides, how they use to shake. My head..... E dey burst my head. I no fit control the sight....

I don't even know if it has ever occurred to them that, it's a mixed hostel and not one made only for girls.
Seriously, we don see enough for that hostel. And me and my guys go just dey look, feeling tempted to touch.
But there's this one, omo..her own worse and na her own dey always enta my body. Any time I see her fetching water, I must surely look for a way to help myself. Yes oo, soapy style.
The thing happen soo tey I begin dey obsessed with her. To the point that I mastered the time she usually come downstairs to fetch water.
And whenever that time reaches, I go just run outside, stand dey wait for her.
Her body na magnet. She magnetically took over my senses and I begin dey behave like mumu.

So the thing come dey serious and I swore to make a move. I must lash da girl... What she was doing was getting too much. She was putting all the guys in the lodge into trouble.
And the funny part is that, I wasn't the only guy obsessed with her. She don charm all the guys wey dey live for lodge.

Even her fellow girls wey dey live for hostel come dey vex for her......
continue reading from Ngozi Lovelyn....no vex abeg

https://ngozilovelyn.com/2021/07/see-what-my-hostel-girl-did-to-me.html

Asianjollof007:
Cultist are killing themselves here in ilaro, ogun state. The media is not showing it so I decided to bring it here. Another person was killed last night, that head was found at a junction this morning. Say NO to cultism

Aliyu007:
Go to Olutosin Ajayi street. Beside CPM. Ajao Estate, his house there remains abandoned and legend has it that it's haunted. A pastor once rented some space in the compound for his church but ran away after a few weeks. He made his money at a very young age of 34. Nobody knows the source of his wealth or how a poor boy from ihiala anambra state suddenly became so rich. Legend has it he did money ritual and as common with most ritualists , they are free givers. Eze ego would spray money from ihiala junction all the way to his house whenever he was in town but look at him today.

Just like Ndokwa who was a carpenter in the east and suddenly became extremely rich that he started building hotels and brothels all over Lagos , suspicion will continue to be raised about how these people just suddenly become so rich out of nothing.

Some people are having the same feeling for Obi Cubana but God knows best. How will someone who started as a beer palor owner in a rented shop suddenly get rich that he started building hotels and clubs here and there. No be the same beer palor business most strugglers dey do for Lagos?

Stop envying these guys, you don't know the source of their wealth.

ComrdDRS1:
Please patiently read... forget my blunders....

For the past two weeks now I have nothing to eat.... I can't kill myself to escape from this suffering... If not for anything, for the sake of my mother. I can't commit suicide... Because if I kill myself today, I am killing not only me, my mother too might die.... if she survived she will leave a life of sorrow, pains, shame..... no!!! I can't do it!

After spending 4 months for Teaching Practice (TP) program in one of the junior Secondary schools in my area without any moneytary assistance, I am now face to face with the deadly blow of hunger.... I have leave days now without any food in my Tommy surviving with only water.... people say there's hell after death but presently I am in hell on Earth..... looks at me pale and Sicky ..... brothers I am dieing... sometimes I asked myself how do I find myself in this kind of situation, if probably I am dreaming, how is that I can't even feed.... I can't even wash my own clothes, no soap (smile) it's this bad! oh no!!!..... shops-owners in my area dont want use eye see me again, I am hated. During the cause of my TP program, I have borrowed in almost all the shops around. I do try by all means to pay back, but it usually takes me too long to. Some have sworn even in my present never to give me anything on credit again... I have received enough insult in my life already during this period. I can't go there again... People have made a morckly of me enough, I am not lazy but situations have crippled me....


Now school will soon resume 2nd of next month. I too must resume. I must pay school fees, buy handbooks, TP fare is there, project is there to settle...... Now I don't even have a means to eat to night, no hope for tomorrow... What can I do, cry? I have done that several already... I am not lazy but situations have crippled me...

l have a small old container, that can only be use for POS business. Due to the fact that POS business requires much capital and I don't have such, I decided to sale it. It was priced at 7000 naira....
Now I have been thinking how will this money solve my numerous problems (hunger, school fees, handbooks, tp fare...), This money is my life-wire, I can't allow it to slip off .,... If this money is not put to better use my tears will filled drums... It will be disastrous for me... I can't die of hunger I can't drop out of school.... no!! I can't.. for the sake of my mum.... I am still praying to be strong and survive...

This evening I was passing I saw a woman selling Akara. I observed how she was doing it, the equipment she was using. I discovered that it won't cost much to start such a business. Due to the fact that the capital I am anticipating is small and I need a business that will not take too long before I start gaining to at least quench this hunger which is the biggest problem I am facing right now. Remember I am also a student I need a business that will give me much time for my study.... so I want to start frying and selling Akara.

The essence of this thread is not for people to add more salt to my injury, but to present objective advise on how to go about Akara business from experience Nairalanders. I have not done it before, but I think it will not take too long to master it. Also to seek for any better alternative, if any. But you must make reference to my anticipated capital don't reason any business above the capital above please. I wish to have it big but right now....


Thank you fellow Nairalanders
You can help solve this puzzle for me.
You guys never disappoint for sure
Guys you are my second family after my mum...
Help a brother, don't wait to type RIP if I am gone because of my situation today.