₦airaland Forum

Xenry:
According to lair Muhammad, VPN Exposes our entire data, and that's why we should stop using it. Honestly, this is funny . Like, what does lair Muhammad know about VPN, data and the internet?

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"My advice to anybody using VPN is to stop it. Because when you use VPN, it exposes your entire data including your bank account. I'm serious. So please if you are using VPN and you think you are hurting liar Muhammad, you are hurting yourself. I think it's a good opportunity for our very resourceful Nigerians to also look at ehh how they can, you know, have an app that can replace twitter and it will be patronized by all of us..." — Liar Muhammad.

Pt. 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_-VGYmMf6g

Pt. 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaHagMv6j7s

Rozcol:
I hate your type of man,I hate too emotional men,it disgust me.Keep wetting your pillow.I so hate men that cry,so unattractive. No lady should be with an overly emotional cry cry men,they don't make good partner in marriage. Leave emotions for women abeg.mtcheww

Sugardick:
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go

Sugardick:
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go

seunmsg:
PDP and rescue mission should never be used in a sentence. PDP is the party of looting, killing and destruction. No matter how bad APGA and APC are, PDP is not a better alternative.

Prof. Charles Soludo is the choice of Ndi Anambra. He’s the best man for the job and God willing the next governor of the state. The affliction of PDP shall not arise again in Anambra.

Godoverevery:
This is really deep Guys......Wish ladies can actually listen but greed and selfishness won't allow them.

OnlyDeCapPlease:
Body wey go scatter after one or two children? By then there will be no much difference between her and the women with what you might consider to be not hot body wise. Everyone will be reset to grassroots after children.

Wetin you go come do by then?

Infolenka:
This is the kind of female body most Nigerian guys want.

I've been carrying out a long term research on Nairaland for over a year. I've posted different pictures of different types of women and read multiple responses from different men. I've come to realize that on the average there is a type of female body majority of men want and I scoured Instagram and found a girl that fits this description.

The key word that suits this girl is Moderate, but on the plus side of moderate

Ass is big but not too big
Boobs is big but not too big.
She's has curves but they aren't too much
She's average height
No fat arms
Thighs are thick but not too thick
Flat tummy.

Cimbolondmic:
Dorathy accepts BJ with bright explains how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRF22rH2TaI

officialmario:
Some ladies may be having an affairs with their lover, they had great time together, but he is no longer answering his phones and looks to be unable to meet your demands. You may have fallen in love with him, but he vanished that night after having a taste from you, it happens to me at times whenever i have sex with a woman i dont have much feelings for, the love disapears after having a taste of her, but i always try to make myself available for her, even after the whole scenario.
I had love the whole house to shed more light on this.
Why do men lose interest in women after sleeping with them.
over to you.

daewoorazer:
This video shows a Samaritan and animal lover trying to free a trapped bird but rather met his waterloo.

Now, can a dry stick conduct electricity?
If yes,
Is it based on the voltage?

https://youtube.com/shorts/AGelOxvZs40?feature=share

WoundedLamb:
I was being sarcastic, bro. I meant to say to that the same people looking for virgins are the ones sleeping with them.

Hollybratt:
Laff

somebody cannot go to shoprite in peace again! Everybody will just be looking you as if you are cause of their predicament

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UBA bank call me yesterday to come and withdraw the remaining 120 naira in my account
am going with my ghana must go bag
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A girl posted her picture on facebook, her jehovah witness mother see it and commented"My daughter you are beautiful in jesus name"
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I called you darling, you are calling me honey, indirectly my mother is a bee abi? Ifeoma come and be going...!
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My girlfriend text me "Sugar" and i replied "Groundnut" and she blocked. I thought we are drinking garri
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Sister mary becus you are the new choir mistress now! Almighty God is now Almary Gad
you dey craze?


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I hope you laugh !
pls click on this link http://www.facebook.com/Hollybrattjokes/
To like my page for more of my jokes. thank you

Obrigardo:
Do we?

WoundedLamb:
No, they go to the trees to disvirgin themselves.

FunnyDude:
If your woman can't cook this soup, pls you need to move on asap

Though...

It's been a while I cook, just decided to buy few things and I came up with this wonderful egusi soup

My joy has no bound today . My first time

CC: iLegendd

FunnyDude:
If your woman can't cook this soup, pls you need to move on asap

Though...

It's been a while I cook, just decided to buy few things and I came up with this wonderful egusi soup

My joy has no bound today . My first time

CC: iLegendd

Luceee204:
No matter what field you are in, having certain career skills can increase your likelihood of success.
Here are the skills Employers are looking out for in recent times.

1. Sales and marketing
2. Healthcare and nursing
3. Data skills
4. Creativity
5. Artificial Intelligence
6. Blockchain
7. Communication and Negotiation skills

todaynigerianew:
Popular media personality and actor, Uti Nwachukwu has said that he will only cut his hair if he is offered N30 million.

Known for his signature dreadlocks, Nwachukwu said in a recent interview with The Punch that he loves his hair so much.

Click the link below to read what he said
https://todaynigerianews.com/only-n30m-will-make-me-cut-my-hair-uti-nwachukwu

Mokason288:
Haahaaahaaa

This is Hilarious

To me anyway

benjackugo:
Nigerian crossdresser, James Brown shared racy photos of himself via his Instagram handle on Saturday 19 June 2021, IgbereTV reports.

See photos below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1393463/crossdresser-james-brown-shows-butt-new-racy-photos/

Lalasticlala

AyamSad:
I'm in my finals and I just found out that I will be carrying over two courses in my extra year . My results just came out.

The saddest thing is that it's even an elective borrowed course from physics. All my mates that borrowed it failed it too. If only I could see the future.
I feel doomed and depressed.
Regret is eating me up!

I could have done a simpler course.
God what led me to physics?

I've been passing all my courses until now. How can I handle this?

Mainman54:
Senator Rochas Okorocha, representing Imo West, warned the southeast not to agitate for the disintegration of Nigeria. Okorocha warned that if Nigeria disintegrates, Igbos will be hit hardest. .Okorocha emphasized that the southeast should promote national restoration rather than division.

https://www.operanewsapp.com/ng/en/share/detail?news_id=ff12c7f6188f1793d13fb753d0143848&news_entry_id=s1df647d7210620en_ng&open_type=transcoded&from=news&request_id=share_request

Whydonaldtrump:
This is the image of prebiproy the 17 years old model

Cousin9999:
Its problem is NOT leadership. The reality is that whites murder progressive leaders. And corruption isn't unique to Africa, see China, Spain, Italy, and certainly Russia.

The problem is that enormous wealth makes it a threat to whites, furthermore, a strong Africa doesn't need to trade with any other region. Thus, whites undermine progress.

Adventurer000:
Who said this please

Hammyaladin:
Isn't it beautiful??!!