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Zzor:
what is this illiterate lawyer saying

benjackugo:
"I Will Much Rather Marry A Teachable, Submissive Illiterate Than Spend A Day With A Disrespectful Literate Woman" - Nigerian lawyer

A Nigerian lawyer, Arinze Amobi said he would prefer to marry and spend his life with a teachable, respectful and submissive illiterate than spend a day with a disrespectful literate, IgbereTV reports.

Amobi, who stated this on Facebook on Saturday December 19, said most sincere men will agree with him.

He wrote:



https://igberetvnews.com/1376107/ill-rather-marry-submissive-illiterate-disrespectful-literate-lady-lawyer/
Lalasticlala

onyxo76:
i got married 11 years ago, a few months to my wedding, i and a female co worker had some fun together since our spouses to be were not in town and we helped ourselves to prevent loneliness.
the female co worker also got married about a year after i did, and has 2 kids presently.
we have not seen each other since when i got married and had to relocate to another state.
she got my phone number from a friend some 4 years and we chat from time to time and sometimes request for some financial assistance from me to meet some needs, i send her some amount if i can but not everytime.
recently she has been asking that i pay her a visit in her city, that she would love to see me again etc.i have turned down her request severally but she keeps saying that i don't want to see her and so on.
i told her that ill try and pay a visit early next year and she's been saying i will stay the night to which i declined as i have no excuse to tell my spouse that i will be away from home for the night.
I'm considering cutting her off completely but I'm thinking of how to go about it, but at the same time i feel it will be quite harsh as she's quite a nice person, I'm simply not comfortable with her eagerness to see me, or is she having a troubled marriage ?

MJBOLT:

you guys are not even married and she's using sex to frustrate and manipulate you it's better you quit that rubbish relationship instead of cheating.

UmuEri:
Dose it stop the good work Buhari is doing? The answer is NO!

Take it or leave it, the security in Nigeria today has improved far better than during Goodluck Jonathan

Raydos:
Here are some optical illusion images that will make you think you're drunk


Shake your head, What did you see?

RolandNkem:
In a video sighted on Instagram, the commercial s3.x worker was seen tackling the man for refusing to pay her after chopping her.

According to the man, the lady wanted to leave whiles he hasn’t c0m yet, he said he will only pay her if she agrees to go back with him for another round so he can cum.

Watch Video on : https://www.hotnewhitz.com/

What's your take on this?

virginprincess:
Well for me i think marrying a single mum with little kids isn't bad depend on if you like her, but marrying a single mum with grown-up children, i don't subscribe to that.

todaysecho:
Movie director, Tyler Perry has announced that he is going through a midlife crisis.

Perry, who was listed by Forbes as the highest-paid man in entertainment, in 2011, earned US$130 million between May 2010 and May 2011, is currently unmarried at 51.

A midlife crisis is a transition of identity and self-confidence that can occur in middle-aged individuals, typically 45 to 65 years old. The phenomenon is described as a psychological crisis brought about by events that highlight a person’s growing age, inevitable mortality, and possibly lack of accomplishments in life.

“This is what a midlife crisis looks like. I’m 51, single and wondering what the next chapter in my life will look like. Whatever it looks like I’m going to walk with God, be the best father and man I can be, hold my head up high, and try to look my best doing it!! In a world with so much sadness, please try and stay in the good! Merry Christmas and let’s look forward to 2021 bringing us peace!” Perry posted on Facebook on Thursday.

kings2al1:
Remember "Ble-ble", The Orphan In Nollywood Movie "A Cry For Help"? See Her Recent Photos

https://celebrity-profile.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/8767d6cc49ab646e35118c9d5b86e0ad.jpg

Nkiru Sylvanus has acted alot of Nollywood Movies yet one of the motion pictures that truly made her mainstream was "A sob for help" were she gone about as a vagrant. She's one Nollywood entertainer who wandered into legislative issues in 2017 and was remembered for the bureau of previous legislative head of Imo state Rochas Okorocha as his Special Assistant on Lagos State Affairs and later on she turned into his Special Adviser on Public Affairs.

https://celebrity-profile.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/ca593374cca2071e299eac37e6a2f41d.jpg

Subsequent to entering governmental issues her face turned out to be scant in the entertainment world however she was as of late spotted acting a few films like Sister Nkeiru,


Here are the new photographs of Nkiru Sylvanus famously called "Ble ble" https://celebrity-profile.com/remember-ble-ble-the-orphan-in-nollywood-movie-a-cry-for-help-see-her-recent-photos/

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Insidenaija:
Popular Nigerian singer Korede Bello has bought his manager of 10-years, Casper, a brand a new car to celebrate his birthday, Insidenaija reports.



The singer surprised his manager by handing him the keys to a brand new 2016 Lexus ES during his birthday celebration with friends and family today.



See full photos below.


Source: https://insidenaija.com.ng/korede-bello-surprises-his-manager-of-10-years-with-a-new-car-on-his-birthday/

sinkhole:

Scientists:




Please nairalanders, I seriously need advice on what to do in other to conquer both this evil lady and her banana next time. My vaseline is almost finished

wearsandtrends1:
The last image of Keith Spasford, a 14 year old australian boy who wanted to explore the world, so he snuck to a plane wheel well, it opened in mid-air and the boy fell out. the photographer was just testing his new lenses and was shocked after developing those images

Cutehector:
If you looking for quick money, go and sell your body.

moseskalu555:
https://celebrity-profile.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cossy-collage-1068x801-1.jpg



Check out the screenshots below; https://celebrity-profile.com/i-never-knew-i-was-dating-my-grandmother-abel-jurgen-to-cossy-ojiakor/

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film3four:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CIyKLDVDVWB/?igshid=hfqhk3mednvk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQGNmqEqkWs

Lalasticlala

BaddieFreak:
Women wants mature men not cry babies who is always looking for validation from friends and family.

Women wants a secure man not a mummy's boy. We don't want to date a man who makes us feel unsafe.

Women wants to be listened to, we want to be heard.

Women wants a man who is honest and trustworthy and has a huge respect for us.

Women wants a man who will be quick to apologise if he does something wrong not a man who is always defensive when he is wrong.

Women want confident and not an overbearing man.

Last but not the least, women wants a generous man who will be able to take care of us, take us shopping, buy us gifts and surprise us with credit alerts.

Do all these and watch how your woman will reciprocate the love.

NewDelhi:
People who attended the institution can testify how ruthless and wicked the man is you begin to question whether he's truly a man of God. The man dey dish out slaps like purewater.

Dat2jo:
I have been fantasizing about licking my wife's azzhole but never got the courage to do it cos i felt it was gross. But this morning after she was out of the shower i pushed her down on the couch and i was sucking her VJ, i drifted to the butthole and she went wild and oboy I enjoyed it and was rock hard. You guys should try it too

Paulbrillant:
The Academic staff university union has given updates on the ongoing national strike, and speaks on the way forward. Follow for full information

https://brilliantnigeria.com.ng/2020/12/08/government-should-not-expect-us-to-resume-without-releasing-our-salaries-ASUU/

NiRfreak:
Many of them won't tell you they are single or looking for husband. Some of them will even say, I don't reply PM..lol..who is fooling who?

If you are a Nairaland babe and you used your personal picture as your dp, the truth is u are codedly looking for husband. Don't lie, say the truth and it shall set you free.

If you think I'm lying, oya go and remove the picture...and live ya normal anonymous life

NiRfreak:
Many of them won't tell you they are single or looking for husband. Some of them will even say, I don't reply PM..lol..who is fooling who?

If you are a Nairaland babe and you used your personal picture as your dp, the truth is u are codedly looking for husband. Don't lie, say the truth and it shall set you free.

If you think I'm lying, oya go and remove the picture...and live ya normal anonymous life

NiRfreak:
Many of them won't tell you they are single or looking for husband. Some of them will even say, I don't reply PM..lol..who is fooling who?

If you are a Nairaland babe and you used your personal picture as your dp, the truth is u are codedly looking for husband. Don't lie, say the truth and it shall set you free.

If you think I'm lying, oya go and remove the picture...and live ya normal anonymous life

NiRfreak:
Who cares to be a husband material? I'm only exposing their format..... them full Nairaland. I usually pity them. life of a single lady looking for husband must be really hard

okeyben10:
Meet Kesiena and David

mrfm1:
No pinture na

StacyO:
I'm glad you clicked,relax while I tickle your fantasy.
Don't touch that button.



Warning!!!---- This thread CONTAINS explicit (18+) contents, if you're not up to 18,please exit.
This thread is not for fornicators,please exit.

Married men and women,welcome
Same goes to our singles guys n ladies planning on settling down.

Photos are down below just for further explanations.








(-----To really stretch out the vagina,you need a baby coming through it.
The vagina is a very very elastic organ,when properly lubricated or aroused,the vagina can expand to a very wide length to accommodate whatever is coming in/out.

When a woman goes through menopause, her vaginal entrance shrinks and becomes tighter. That is if in any case she is not having sex as frequently as before.


()----Her Vagina (Why loose?)::: All the comments guys make about getting ladies with deep boreholes down below laid, are TERRIBLE LIES.


()----What's The Truth?::: When a woman have sex frequently or give birth through the vagina,there will be little changes in the size of the vagina. But,there won't be that big a difference unless,the man in question has a SMALL PENIS.


()----After Childbirth::: She will most likely feel her vagina is loose and will always be less satisfied. This is why you see wives who deny their husbands sex,stories of infidelity and what have you in marriages.
It may not have to do with the vaginal opening but,the way you handle her on bed OR how you perform your duties as a better half.



HOW DO I SOLVE THIS LACK OF ENJOYMENT ISSUE ??


(1) Body Oil:::::: Also know as the sensual oil. This can be gotten at any supermarket near you,it is one of the most proven source of happiness during sex.
Once gotten,apply all over your partner from the neck to their toes. Make sure you give him or her a very heart warming massage with the oil before you proceed.
It doesn't only bring out pleasure but,will equally make your partner fall crazily for you.


(2) Ice:::::::: Also known as official attachment. The use of ice is something you're not so familiar with but,its something rare and unique.
It gives your partner another different level of high voltage ecstasy.
Just get water and refrigerate it till you get ice cubes. Collect this pieces of ice cubes and use it on your partner as a surprise. You can use it to suck or stroke them. It is applicable to both men and women.

(3)Doggy Froggy:::::: Start in a doggy position,circle your hips,squeeze your butts,bend your back till your chest is touching the bed and do abdominal lock. Make sure your legs are tightly closed so as to tighten the pelvic floor.

(4)FaceOff:::::: Get him to sit on a chair and guide your way to his laps. You face him while seated on his laps.
You can choose to place your legs on his shoulder while he helps guide you up and down his John Thomas.


(5)Cockscrew:::::: Lay down on your side with him kneeling at your back. He enters through the back while you still lying down. You can place a pillow under to avoid pains.

(6)Reggae and blues::::::: Like the name implies,it doesn't only send you into memory land,it equally builds you a home there.
Lie on your stomach with him straddling you. Move your hips a little bit up with your legs closed.
This helps to stimulate both the center of gravity and K-spot which are located in the cervix and anus respectively.


(7)Push Me Forward:::::: You remain standing while she bends over. With her legs tightly closed,you enter from behind.
You can take a break if you both feel leg pains. Make sure to always ask your partner what makes them comfortable most so they'll know you equally care.


(HotSpot:::::::Start with missionary position with your legs up on his shoulders. Squeeze your butts while guiding yourself up and down.
This is mostly good for those who tend not to enjoy sex,due to the belief of their vagina being wide.
Not the normal missionary position cause,this time you place your legs on his shoulders.


(9)Digging Deep:::::::: This is one of the best sex positions you wish to always try.
You can do this with your partners legs tightly closed as well and it keeps you in control on how far you wish to go.
Get her lying down in the bed while you carry her legs up,both closed,bend it until it touches her tummy. You're good to go.


(10)Cow Boy::::::::Just like the cowgirl position, this can equally be performed by the man. During this process,your partner's legs are tightly closed while you ride her. It helps to make way for faster orgasm and more immeasurable pleasure.



HOW DO I GET HER TO EQUALLY CREATE ROOM FOR SEX??

Truth is,in the Nigerian setting of how men and women should perform in a marriage, it favours men most and that's the plain TRUTH.
This days, you hear cases of people going to court due to the wife not giving in to sex,ladies going beyond the shores of their marriages to seek for pleasure.
And what do you think are the reasons behind all that?


(1)pre-intimacy:::::: It is no story that pre-intimacy is the master of the game. Without pre-intimacy,sex is just mere passing of time for a couple who truly claim to love each other.
Start with the kisses(I know how hard this is for Nigerians),smooching, application of the sensual oil, dirty talks and what have you. This doesn't only help to create a stronger bond between you two but,equally help your wife get completely lubricated and properly aroused.

(2)Encourage her to do kegel exercise months after childbirth. It will help tighten the vaginal muscles a bit.

(3)Try a new style:::::: Stop being boring Mr man.
If she doesn't know,teach her.

You'll complain she doesn't know how to stop lying down like a wood,you that is the tree, what have you taught her?

(4) Discuss your fantasies::::: Yes!! Tell him/her how you've always wanted to do that weird stuff but,scared of being criticised. Tell her how you've always wanted to have him/her under a tree or inside a moving truck.

(5)Spice it up:::::: Take him/her out on a date,sex chat if possible. Create a romantic scene during Valentine, take her to the club if possible.
Go on vacations (forget the kids,grandma is always there for them OR better still,look for a trusted family member to pin them on)

(6)Make out:::::::: Got it?? Jump in on him/her while they're in the bathroom/office. Try out love making on the kitchen counter/car.

(7)Lower her stress level::::::: It ain't easy!!
Taking up the responsibility of a mother,a lovepeddler and a burden sharer.
Try and lower her work load,get her a maid if possible.

NB: When babies start coming into a family,attention ratio drops.
3 goes to the kids and household activities while 1 goes to the hubby. Talk more for a working class lady.

Now you see where the problem is? Try and assist sometimes. It will help her have enough energy to bounce around during dinner.


(Practice good sex,practice morning sex.

(9)Make your partner feel desirable::::::: Yes!
Stop telling her oh! look you have a big tummy. Stop telling him oh! look you always look funny.
This kills off their self esteem, even without them showing it.

(10)Make yourself desirable:::::::Change some attitudes you showcase during se x.
To build up more trust,you can equally ask your partner if there are some attitudes he/she thinks you should eliminate. It helps create confidence in the mind of your partner.



Scandals in marriages can be controlled if you discover your roles and take them up seriously.



Thank you!