Please can someone teach me how to play betnaija or any other bet, I have been seeing people play it and win money, I really need some cash to sort out a problem, I will be glad to know the tips and tricks, thanks.
Yea just like junior said...its an honest but very difficult way to make money. If u don't have a regular source of income, id suggest u steer clear.
DebbieBianca: Former Big brother naija housemate, Neo seen playing with Wathoni son, the boy she gave birth as a Virgin, (Nigeria Jesus), during Wathoni's book launch.
bootyeater: it was a lonely saterday night and i wuz chilling on xvideos with my dick flopping out looking for gay incest rape vids. i was getting frustrated cause there wasnt really anything good but i came across a video called "CURSED VIDEO DONT WATCH" so my retarded ass watched it LOL.
at the time it seemed like a good idea because it was the hottest fucking video of a dad pounding up his sons guts with force. i nutted with such intensity it felt like my organs were about to burst out my cock.
I didnt bother cleaning up because i felt rlly tired after my big nut, so i just went to bed nude covered in jizz. i woke up the next morning and all the jizz was gone so i thought "oh, my dog must have licked it off while i was sleeping."
i went downstairs to make my favorite breakfast (corn flakes and water), and felt like someone was watching me. lo and fucking behold i open my cupboard and MY NUT FROM LAST NIGHT IS IN THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CORN FLAKES. it walked around like some sort of retarded kangaroo and moaned every time it took a step like a humpback whale. it was the scariest fucking thing i have ever witnessed in my life.
i ran upstairs screaming and locked myself in my room and started smashing my ballsack with a hammer because i never wanted to bust a nut again. all of a sudden i hear knocking on my door and my nut says in a terrifying voice "aye bruh whats the wifi password" and now im utterly horrified. i barricaded my door and tried to call the police but they didnt pick up because they saw that my number called them 800 times in the last month asking for help with my math homework. so i was stuck by myself. i tried to distract myself by listening to lil pump and watching anime. "TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY! TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY!" i screamed to myself but i still knew that my nut was still outside my door.
i must have fallen asleep due to sleep deprivation and lack of food, because i blacked out and woke up like 36 hours later. i pressed my ear to my door and listened for my nut walking around the house. i couldnt hear anything, so i inched the door open slowly and walked out to get something to eat.
i creeped carefully around the house and tried to open the freezer when i heard those godawful footsteps and moaning noises. i tried to hide in the fridge but there were too many greek yoghurts so i just fucking slipped out and smashed my head on the floor. the room was spinning around me, everything was blurry. my nut slid up to my ear and whispered "lmao my nigga your dick small as Bleep" and i realized i was still nude. THIS WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. i was blind with rage at that moment. with all the remaining might in my body, i punched the shit out of my nut and send his goofy ass flying across my living room. i forced myself to stand and started jerking my dick furiously. i screamed and yelled in pain as i stroked my wiener. my foreskin had become red and numb, but i pressed onwards.
through what felt like a fucking strand of barbed wire coming out of my dick, i created another living nut, specialized to kill my other evil and malevolent nut. i named it evan. i witnessed as my two globs of cum splashed upon each other, wildly swinging ropes of jizz at each other until Evan held my evil nut in a chokehold and it died slowly.
I gave evan a high five and a starbucks gift card and let him go and live his life in the big city. i burned the body of my evil nut and threw his ashes into the toilet. sometimes evan still calls me and we play video games together. i will never watch gay incest rape porn again.
Pls try rewriting this crap in English language and maybe I can understand it.
EmmyBlogs: Three friend were allegedly killed by their friend who poisoned them because they defrauded him of N1,000, HGS Media Plus reports.
According to report, the four friend did an online business which turned out success at the long run.
They were to share the funds they had made from the business as agreed, but the three friends out of four defrauded the other of N1,000. HGS Media Plus understands.
Apparently, the other friend found out and decided to poison the three friends that defrauded him and also withdrew all of their money from their account and took their phones as well.
However, he was later caught on his way while trying to travel out and he confessed to the crime.
A friend of three friend identified as ItzDollarGift took to Facebook to mourn their deaths.
VidNews: This video captures a moment in Nigeria's history when extra judicial killings and military indiscipline was not tolerated. In the video, you will witness the public Execution of two Nigerian soldiers who had murdered 4 civilians in cold blood.
Out of the 4 civilians, 2 worked for Barclays bank, 1 was a prison warder, while another was a police inspector.
According to a sourced journal, Both men were shot separately with a three-minute interval. They had been tied to two pillars in front of 24 sand-filled oil drums.
The new Nigerian Army Chief of Staff at the time was, Brigadier Hassan Katsina and he disclosed that the executions were intended to serve as a deterrent to troops.
A lot of Nigerians who went to watch the execution fainted at the sight of it.
The Nigerian military era was a no-nonsense and unforgiven one...Public execution by firing was a norm..though a very gruesome and terrible sight to behold but then u were forced to sit up , do ur job and serve the public...sometimes I wish it is still done today, Nigeria would perhaps be a better place for you and I. Every politician, public administrator or government official would 've been upright.
V7place: Mamman Vatsa was a soldier and a poet; a published poet in fact whose books were popular in primary schools. He was executed for leading the attempt to overthrow the government of his one time best friend ( yes best friend) and Military President Ibrahim Babangida. Why Major General Vatsa did not escape is beyond understanding.
It was on Friday December 20th 1985 that it was announced a coup to overthrow the government had been nipped in the bud. No further announcements were made that, but Vatsa was still a free man that Friday night. Infact he was a free man till Monday night when he was arrested at his Ikoyi, Lagos residence. Many people could not understand why he had not escaped out of the country.
According to his wife Sufiya, Armed men led by IBB's late ADC ( who would late be killed in the 1990 Orkar Coup) surrounded their house on Monday December 23rd and arrested the General.
The arrest of Vatsa the Minister of the Federal Capital Terrority , Abuja was not announced until a week after the coup was made public.
Ibrahim Babangida had been the best man at Mamman Vatsa’s wedding in 1960s and they had been friends most of their lives. But for some reason; Babangida had not involved Vatsa in the palace coup that overthrew the government of Mohammdu Buhari/Tunde Idiagbon. Vatsa had actually been on the Federal Government delegation to the Haji in Saudi Arabia. A delegation that was led by the strongman Major General Tunde Idiagbon. That trip according to historians had the hands of IBB in it; he did everything to ensure it was led by Idiagbon as he knew there was NO WAY Idiagbon would surrender to coupists without a gun fight.
After the IBB coup on August 27th, 1985; Vatsa waited a few days in Saudi Arabia before heading back. We may never know what he discussed with Idiagbon; but during the trial, there were allusions that Vatsa wanted to bring Buhari and Idiagbon back to power. The trail commenced in early 1986 at a Special Military Tribunal headed by Major General Charles B. Ndiomu. One of the key points of the prosecution was a sum of N10,000 (worth probably $12,000 in 1985) given by General Vatsa to one of his fellow coupists Lt. Col. Musa Bitiyong. At the trial,the prosecution said the money was intended to prepare for the coup; General Vasta insisted there was no coup and the money was a loan to Bitiyong to help him in his farm business. It was also revealed that the initial meeting had held in Makuridi, Benue State and chaired by Bitiyong. Vatsa in fact did not at any time have any meeting with the other coupists.
There were many unfounded accusations including a plan by Vatsa to use aircraft to bomb Lagos to cause chaos AND to destroy Lagos, thus ensuring an immediate movement of the Federal Capital to Abuja which was then still under construction. This was also the first and last coup that heavily involved the Air Force. All coups in Nigeria were Army affairs. Two of the accused were members of the Presidential fleet. Historians believe this made IBB to heavily punish the Air Force and cause it to loose funding and necessary equipment in subsequent years. In March the tribunal gave its judgement and ten of the defendants were sentenced to death. Final decision laid with the Armed Forces Ruling Council ( AFRC) Whilst the Babangida administration was still extremely popular at that time and the coupist had little public support; there was a movement to appeal for mercy for Vatsa and his men.
Three popular literary icons: Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe and John Pepper Clark went to Dodan Barracks; the then seat of power to appeal for mercy. The AFRC was scheduled to meet that night 5th March 1986 to decide on the appeals for mercy. Then at 7pm; the Minister of Defence: Major General Domkat Bali addressed the nation to state the decision of the AFRC. He restated the offence of the men and the gravity of what they had done. The speech was not beyond the ordinary until the last few seconds when he uttered these words.
“ Those sentenced to death were executed about 30 minutes ago. In the military the penalty for treason is death”
EXECUTED 30 MINUTES AGO!!!! What? Already executed? The nation was still waiting for a decision. So basically the meeting ended around 5pm and the order was given to execute; no last meal nor final goodbyes. General Vatsa is believed to have been wearing his white buba and sokoto and requested that his Bible, wedding ring and wrist watch be given to his wife. She was not allowed to see him throughout the trial, but their daughter Fatima was able to smuggle herself in with his defense lawyers and he sent them a note with the words : “Do not beg Babangida. He is after my life. Take care of the children. I know it is not easy but God will help you.” Mrs Vatsa claims the ring given to her was not the Generals; it had been exchanged she alleged.
Rumors were rife for years that Vatsa was never killed, but smuggled to London by IBB to save his friend. Of course that was put to rest when Mrs Vatsa took IBB to the 1999 Oputa Truth Commission accusing him of murder.
One more oddity to the whole case were the words of General Domkat Bali in an interview twenty years later to TheNews Magazine. His words : ‘“My regret is that up till now, I am not sure whether Vatsa ought to have been killed because whatever evidence they amassed against him was weak. My only regret is that I could not say, don’t do it. I am not so sure whether we were right to have killed Vatsa.”
Drhealer: I be Ikwerre boy, back and front. IPOB miscreants do not have a say nor a chance in Rivers state nor our political activities. You miscreants shall be flushed out of Rivers state for good.
God please I don't mind making grammatical errors on all my social media accounts if I have a quarter of what Ronaldo has...with all the polished, fluent Queens English wet we sabi for this country, hunger still dey tear man pikin.
Then, i got suggestions to do one for women. And i promised i would work on it, so here it is and i hope it helps.
Now!
Are Female Condoms A Thing?!
Yes, they are! They are bigger than the ones made for men and worn differently.
Why Should A Woman Wear Condoms?!
Well, women are not invincible to STIs and not everyone has motherhood in mind, yet!
DISCLAIMER:
This post will contain sexually themed words and illustrations. I am not your doctor and am only giving advice. If you're a woman, female condoms may not have the same appearance for all brands, but they are worn the same way.
Preferably use this guide when you're alone.
Alright, take a deep breath and anticipate!
Continued in the comments
What is sex or love making ,with all these rubbish?
[quote author=Onuhgabriel post=95227338]Hi romancelanders! Please your sincere advise is needed.
So I've this female friend which many people thought she's my girlfriend but the truth is that, I love the girl. so I asked her out but, she was like, "let just be friend" saying she's comfortable with that. though we've done what's beyond frienship except s*x. but my problem now is, "any time I'm with her, my John Thomas will be angry without control, no matter what. We do spend more than hours together alone but the more I'm with her the more angrier it become. pls is there any solution? knowing very well that it has his own mindset pls.
Cutezt: Men of the OP MESA and the Nigerian Army arrived at the scene of the COVID-19 warehouse discovered in Maza Maza to get their share of the hoarded goods.
In the video below, you can see OP mesa vehicles fully loaded with the relief materials being taken away.
The warehouse is reportedly owned by the Oba of Lagos who is nowhere to be found after some angry men stormed his palace yesterday.
[quote author=Pablo25 post=94790848]A Nigerian lady simply identified as Daberechi took to social media to brag about her beauty, while stating the type of man she would never settle down with.
According to Daberechi who took to Facebook, said her beauty is not the type for broke men.
She caused a stir with her pictures which some described as beautiful but turned many off with her caption which many see as being condescending.
The lady wrote:
“I can never marry a broke man
With this my beauty.”
Her post has attracted heavy bashing online especially from men who mocked her that beauty fades and a pretty face alone can not build a good home.
Channel this energy into something worthwhile my dear cos life is too short to dwell on fantasies and vain glory...ur looks will fade one day in a twinkling of an eye..i hope u live long to see that.
aljazirahnews: A Nigerian man has slammed an online store after the sneakers delivered to him was nothing like what he ordered.
The Twitter user shared photos of the sneakers he ordered and what was delivered to him with the caption: "What I ordered vs What I got."
Naming the online store, he added: "It will not be well with you."
The store has responded, apologizing for "the experience you had with your order and any inconvenience it may have caused you." The store also asked him to send a DM so that it can be resolved.
Below are photos of the sneakers he ordered and the pair he got.
aljazirahnews: A Nigerian man has slammed an online store after the sneakers delivered to him was nothing like what he ordered.
The Twitter user shared photos of the sneakers he ordered and what was delivered to him with the caption: "What I ordered vs What I got."
Naming the online store, he added: "It will not be well with you."
The store has responded, apologizing for "the experience you had with your order and any inconvenience it may have caused you." The store also asked him to send a DM so that it can be resolved.
Below are photos of the sneakers he ordered and the pair he got.
Samakus: I can confirm that you're right. That is Ziks Flat. The last building there is where Corps Members live just beside the Lizzy's food joint there.
Imagine money wasting there even as there's paucity of hostels for students.
U are absolutely correct...i have been there and I saw for my self. It's a shame.
Buzor16: John Okon, the owner of Collabor Hotel, an inn on Ige Street, Iyana Ipaja, Lagos, has been arrested along with the hotel manager, Emmanuel Thomas, for allegedly hosting underage sex workers in the facility.
It was gathered that operatives of the Federal Special Anti-Robbery Squad, acting on intelligence, busted the hotel on Saturday, March 10, 2020, and caught a 15-year-old primary school leaver allegedly engaging in prostitution.
The girl was said to have been brought from her village in the eastern part of the country by one Monica Ita, a few weeks ago, on the pretext that she (Ita) would get her a good job.
Oone Destiny Bassey, 19, and 18-year-old Bright Effiong, who was said to have been at the inn for three years, were also picked up by the operatives. The hotel operators admitted to providing service for the sex workers, except the 15-year-old girl.
The hotel manager, Thomas, said, “It is true that we provide rooms for sex workers where men visit them. We collect N5,000 from them (the sex workers) every week. We don’t give them out to men; they bring their customers themselves.”
In an interview with Punchng, the 15-year-old revealed that Ita persuaded her to come to Lagos when she (Ita) saw her playing around the village. She said, “Some days after I got to Lagos, she took me to the hotel to do prostitution. .
I had yet to get a room when the police came to pick us.” On her part, bold and unabashed, Bassey, 25, said: “Nobody forced me into prostitution. I have been hustling at the .....Watch Video Here And Continue Reading
Confused country...police doing the road safety job, military doing the police job.. Road safety doing the VIO job..now SARS going after prostitutes..pity
Buzor16: John Okon, the owner of Collabor Hotel, an inn on Ige Street, Iyana Ipaja, Lagos, has been arrested along with the hotel manager, Emmanuel Thomas, for allegedly hosting underage sex workers in the facility.
It was gathered that operatives of the Federal Special Anti-Robbery Squad, acting on intelligence, busted the hotel on Saturday, March 10, 2020, and caught a 15-year-old primary school leaver allegedly engaging in prostitution.
The girl was said to have been brought from her village in the eastern part of the country by one Monica Ita, a few weeks ago, on the pretext that she (Ita) would get her a good job.
Oone Destiny Bassey, 19, and 18-year-old Bright Effiong, who was said to have been at the inn for three years, were also picked up by the operatives. The hotel operators admitted to providing service for the sex workers, except the 15-year-old girl.
The hotel manager, Thomas, said, “It is true that we provide rooms for sex workers where men visit them. We collect N5,000 from them (the sex workers) every week. We don’t give them out to men; they bring their customers themselves.”
In an interview with Punchng, the 15-year-old revealed that Ita persuaded her to come to Lagos when she (Ita) saw her playing around the village. She said, “Some days after I got to Lagos, she took me to the hotel to do prostitution. .
I had yet to get a room when the police came to pick us.” On her part, bold and unabashed, Bassey, 25, said: “Nobody forced me into prostitution. I have been hustling at the .....Watch Video Here And Continue Reading
Please what business do the SARS have with sex workers, adults or juveniles?
Can there be any place worse than this confused Nigeria bikonu
FrankBass281: I want to start a business of my own.I want to start making and selling popcorn.I am just waiting for ASUU to call off their strike so that students can return
Education › Re: Who Knows Anything About This That Most Youths Are Into This Days. (shocking) by Rickmann: 7:10pm On Nov 16, 2020
life no balance at all
? Already executed? The nation was still waiting for a decision. So basically the meeting ended around 5pm and the order was given to execute; no last meal nor final goodbyes.
