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U obviously missed the gag! Easy bro

Jerrick:
Olodo, not vegetable oil...that's the work of a reflector

Another great achievement by the ruling party; PMB meets with Trump.

Bros Lai already working on this line.

It is Gadafi at work, believe me.

May the good Lord wipe away your sorrow soon.
This experience can be really depressing and can become a huge problem is not properly managed. Nine months of pains, deprivations, endurance and expectations turned void at last minute.
I saw this first hand a few weeks ago.

I can imagine how u feel sis, but you've got to let go and move on. better things are coming

A Nigerian, represented Nigeria and won on world stage.
Congrats to her, congrats to naija.

ogaJona:
Afonjas will come and claim ownership now just like they did yesterday

Mother: My son, are u sure you are not over-speeding?
Son: Mummy, relax! I got this, i am a qualified Pilot and this is my job!
Mother: Papa Chinedu, you will not talk abi? Even when the plane done dey go too high, you are there smiling!
Father: Our son knows what he is doing, just like his father!
Mother: E don do, lets go back to the ground!

May our parents concerns and confidence in us be rewarded with testimonies.

let us appreciate our parents when they are still alive.

Great one OP.

No end to learning, mine just got some boost!

Just avoid the Bere /Oje areas and you will be fine.

Ibadan is cool and calm, very affordable.

You may also want to be careful with any 'Idi' related area. Never can't come to terms with such names.

Personally coming for your arrest when I am done chuckling!

innobets:
Just play well boy..

Even buhari can't sing it too

Exactly how these two-faced, shallow-brained misconceiving nitwits in power see Nigerians; too lazy to see and deal with their foolery.

The quarrel and malice were all staged/manipulated to enable do what she already planned. Trust her type to come back the moment she feels things are not going as she expect in the new marriage and will still blame the victimized bro for letting her go into a wrong marriage in the first case.

I know we are in computer age but this is Naija; she met, got engaged, planned and executed marriage in 2 weeks? common!

Niali kanut kill a bird

PortableToDynam:
and na small remain make I turn albino oooo

Immigrant Rats from Naija

Help from who?
okay, let him sit down first so I can examine him, starting with questions. (Yes, make e use e sidon)

Latest date to wrap this up?

Sundaygirl:
Good day family, please I'm a girl in my mid 20s who has passed through a lot in life because of family background. Currently a 300level undergraduate of University of Calabar. I have been trying my best to secure a better future for myself including this my pursuit for a university degree. From year one till now, I have been responsible for all my needs as I am a fashion designer which I combine with my studies. Right now, the load is too much for me which has made me unable to pay for my session's school fees. I pay house rent, shop rent, feed myself, pay other bills and cater for my academic needs as well from the money I make through my fashion designing. Things get choked up this time thus my inability to pay for my school fees and without it, school authority has a policy that no student is allowed to write exams.

I know it's not easy out there as the economy is harsh everywhere but as a family, let's be our brother/sister's keeper please. The school fees is N35,200. I've N13,000 with me remaining N22,000. 2k from 11 merciful members will guarantee my exams. Please ask for any proofs concerning this and I will provide you with enough. Help a sister please as I believe this is better than indulging in prostitution to raise the money.

Account No.: 0089507167
Diamond Bank.

He might be the cold and calculative type. Only time will tell though

lenghtinny:
The boy is a disappointment

The girl already ridiculed him; what more can a cuckold ask for

First, you really need to tell yourself what you actually want.
"Kill flame without braking the candle'? What exactly do you want?

Beware of karma!

B4 u even begin feel the taste, e don finish, haba!

Nwakannaya1:
Hmm
God no go forgive person wey design that isi ewu plate...
Very stingy plate!

How unstable can humans get?

....KUAAAAAAAAA

pyyxxaro:
MY WIFE GO COME SNAP THIS KIN PICTURE , CON PUT AM FOR INTERNET JOIN


THAT DAY , WETIN HAPPEN 1960 GO REPEAT E SELF




TUUFIAAAA

And our debt profile hits ...(should be smash self)

Maybe she is yet to actually repent.

May not be politically correct.

phayvoursky:
I don't understand this Lagos sef

How can you leave thrash for visionscope?

Abeg leave thrash for Lawma.

Lawma handles thrash lawfully including my ex girlfriends.

Lipscomb:
You guys really dirty over there its your shit pack it.

Hope we no go catch you on a to see ur Lagos based uncle?

Inconclusive WRESTLEMENIA 2018, all thanks to the meddling radio coordinator. The guy should simply have left them bothalone in the studio with the door(s) short for at least 30mnts

Should thank God its not N Korean, they could have nuked the whole place.

[b][/b]Lady, where is thy chill?

NaijaMutant:
Yeye guy



You must finish what you started.

That love at first sight must continue

Without seat-belt, where the FRSC?

internationalman:
Lol, with a thread like this you will give Explorer a run for his money..

Let me add mine.

Kudos! He will be ridding public buses in Nigeria henceforth.

Jobs have been destroyed.

If only there is any way to take out Wednesdays from subsequent weeks.

Facebooker:
Who cares! I'm still trying to figure out why I get extra Hot on Wednesdays.
It has started doing me for my body like "come and do" again.

O man, where is thy chill!

VanNistelrooy24:
Jason is so happy.... One of the best news for the week

How i wish we could see the picture of the ''money spraying short goat'' with a dislocated arm and legs...



BTW, i need a funny meme of Dino Melaye




Dino Utd 1-0 Yahaya Desert.