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Blaming a girl for writing ''k'' when you wrote ''fink'' two immature and half educated people.

morganacanta:
100 mil...will use it to give both a befitting burial .

I will grab mum, tell her to grab wife and tell wife to grab 100mill.

In water bouyancy rule applies and all can be saved successfully if connected and pulling out one after the other.

Far better than all the pangolo chasis from university graduates

We need to start producing flat sheets before such designs can be implemented successfully here.

sholatem:
Lol, its not d matter of Holy Qurian is Arabic now,its about photoshop,If u really stand for d peace that u preached,why don't u just be happy for him rather than looking for a way to bring him down.

Don't mind him.

BeardedMeat:
Anibirelawal, sholatem, rman and co, this is a false story and the photo is badly photoshopped. Why don't you address this issue instead of unnecessaryly bullying everyone here. Where is the peace now?

What's my business with photoshop?

Someone spewing ignorance as fact is common trend on nairaland that needs to be addressed.

rheether:
Can he also read Arabic? Because the Koran doesn't have an English translation..

Display of abysmal ignorance.

oc2fish:
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It takes a focus mind to learn. Africans follow respect values. Tendering a good apology with humor is the answer for such situation. Putting on i dont care attitude increase the level of punishment the lecturer would have given.

Were u there?

The lecturer is willing to throw the baby away with the bath water.

The lecturer was on the phone when he stood up. Students are not zombies, he just wanted to retrieve his pen.

The punishment is too harsh and the man/woman has no business lecturing.

Knowledge is not impacted in an atmosphere of fear and that is what our out of date lecturers think is the right method.

cruzita:
I hope the legalisation is for both men and women?

Even if the rumor was true, the law was made because there is a shortage of men due to war, if a similar law was made for women, where will u get two men from when there is already serious scarcity of getting just one.

gadgetsngs:
Nigerians like sharing stupid stuffs like that,recall when ebola and salt water ?

That too. Network service providers could not believe the traffic surge overnight during the salt rubbish.

Of course anyone that is just a little IT inclined will know it is a scam.

I was surprised at the number of people that sent the link to me within 48hrs.

OMG!

musicwriter:
There was actually a documentary about that, I think on Discovery channel or National geographic. Rats were frozen for 7 days and later brought back to life upon thawing. It's just the same way sperms are frozen for years until being implanted into a woman's womb, when there's need to birth a child.

The idea is to get the science advanced such that humans can decide to die temporarily. When the science is fully developed, people can pay and go on a sort of "death holiday" for complete peace of mind. Depending on your requested service package you could decide to die for 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, and so on, as you wish.

It's certainly the kind of science I would like to volunteer for, if need be. I can't wait to die!

Too much ''Wayward Pines''!

As an entrepreneur you can fit into a lot of roles if the business u ran was properly structured.

In fact, it should give you serious advantage. Think and package your CV properly, while being an entrepreneur, u were also gathering relevant experience.

The camera angle during the tests is poor.

FabioPeter:
It's difficult to understand why successive government "invest" heavily on foreign scholarship.
The staggering amount NDDC and state government have ploughed into this would have gone a long way in reviving our failing education sector.
The end result is a brain drain to our nation and an entrapment for the "beneficiaries" who hardly get a decent job abroad.

At last! Someone that shares my point of view.

Government spends too much money on foreign scholarships instead of using it such huge amount to upgrade Nigerian universities

Chuksgeo:
two different adverts for a particular product are outstanding for me and they are, Heineken during Champipns league just a few years back. the first is where Astronauts are all trying to fix a television pole,so as to watch a champions league match from the moon while enjoying Heineken and the second is a scene where a girl shows her fellow girls her wordrobe that is full of clothes, shoes and jewellries and the girls where shouting, soon they heard a much louder shout from another room where as guy is showing his friends his Refridgerator full of only Heineken .

Heineken and Cocacola make the best adverts I have seen.

I hate adverts that does not prick your intelligence a little. If you noticed, no words are said in most Heineken adverts and they are very short.

Call them ugly.. some of you making fun of them will never have the same kind of influence they had in their lifetime. As old and ugly as u may call them, they still bed beautiful ladies regularly.

They are rich, old, healthy and have gone full circle.

So the joke is on low lifers that make fun of their father mates on the internet.

You didn't include prostitution, the oldest profession for mankind.

lomprico:
This is not normal behaviour by d cockerels. Cocks usually fight off other cocks to claim dominance over the hens n territory but these ones seems to be on collabo here . Am sure those people have altered with the hormones of those cocks or injected d hen with a hormone that made d cocks go crazy.
Poor animals, man is the cause of this cruelty!

Thank you.

Something is fundamentally wrong with the behaviour of the male chickens...they were supposed to naturally fight then the strongest one gets to lay with the hen.

But in this video they were all willing to take turns without attacking one another..which is strange. This leaves me to conclude that this was some kind of experiment where the c.o.c.Ks must have been isolated after they have become sexually active and the wicked person decided to throw in a hen into their mist. Not fair.

jice:
Social media has exposed so much the intellectual poverty of most Nigerian youths. I think Nairalanders are commentators without the subject matters.

Thank you!

In fact, nairaland posts has shown that majority of Nigerians are intellectually deficient. They can't reason logically and replace sound judgement with emotional sentiments.

It is a shame.

Why do I get the feeling the prostitute may be lying?

The guy may have straffed without paying and the prostitute got her friends in police to frame him for a bigger crime.

Prostitutes lie a lot and most have police as close ally.

I may be wrong though.

All are completely incorrect.

You assumed all women are straightforward, honest and well behaved, while men are the ones with flaws. Common, men play women, women play men.

''When a guy tries to get into a ladies pant, ladies should understand, it is because a girl once told him no sex only for the handsome rich bloke to bed her same week, before she dumps your sorry ass. ''

See how same argument can be made for every action guys exhibit in relationships.

There are good people and bad people. You need to shine your eyes, there are bad ladies too. The karashika's

You actually performed above average and was composed and straightforward with your answers to questions that could have been a trap for others, especially the question about your class of degree.

You are also aware of the current issues affecting the industry and gave three good examples. FYI, I have seen graduates with shallow answers you will wonder if indeed they are university graduates.

Best of luck with the final stage.

gcode123:
What is demon demon you people are shouting up and down cant a guy break up again ni, is it by force to marry you? Because we make love does not mean im in love and even if im in love it does not mean you are right for me naa, why do you girls get this things twisted.

See ehn to minimize heartbreak, dont have sex before you marry him, let him know from the jump you are not into dating and you are looking for something serious.

Stop calling men demons. we just know what we want from the begining

[size=14pt]Infact for me, if i have sex with a girl im sure i wont marry her cos i date only really descent God fearing girls and a god fearing girl would either be a virgin or a girl who has repented and wont compromise anymore no matter what the guy does.....The easiest way to loose a level headed serious guy is to give in to his sex demands, he will do and flee, cos while you are givin him that professional head or riding him professionally, he would be thinking;

i) damn this girl must have practised this thing a lot, i cant trust this geh o, just finish and go home abeg, when next im Hot i will call you
ii) I hope she doesnt say "i love you" cos i will just vomit now.
Help yourselves and say no till you marry, the serious one will wait cos he actually loves you.
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Hypocrisy of the highest order. U sleep with a girl to determine if she is decent or not, then u dump her because she must be lose because she agreed to sleep with u as her boyfriend...chai!

Who are the people raising boys with such warped mentality?

U should be ashamed of yourself and u will end up living a miserable life if u do not change your ways.

Lagos is a state! So the proper thing to do is pick locations (towns eg Epe, Ikeja) within Lagos, otherwise you can as well write Rivers instead of Port Harcourt...

blazetitov:
Fake news. People should always try to read and digest any written piece before they rush to comment. The write is so disjointed and the link posted is not going through. Seun needs to set very high KPIs for all his moderators. Not every junk should be on first page.


Toure hit out at his critics in a controversial interview in October, accusing detractors of "spreading bulls***", and has had a number of run-ins with the press in the United Kingdom and his home continent.


What has this got to do with an award that was held just yesterday? Yet some people had started blowing hot like a Caterpillar exhaust.

God bless you. I was shocked with comments because I didn't see the relationship with the award and the article.

Olamyyde:
400 for 2 hrs=4800 for 24hrs=33600 for 1 week
Which is N134,400 per month...daylight robbery

Wrong calculation. Who stays on net 247 everyday?

No apply common sense to your calculation and revert.

The salary is low, agreed. However, do not get carried away with your 2.1. 2.1 only shows your have the capacity to learn and understand in school and also a level of discipline. You are yet to prove you have added value to any project or task before.

If you have told us what and what you bring to the table and how you add value, experienced guys will be in a better position tell you to reject the offer. Right now, you are just an intern.

Think value not grades.

greenhulk:
Gbam. Sometimes I fear for the future of this country. Most people that visit nairaland are youths and supposedly leaders of tomorrow, but the way they reason make me fear.

I can assure you, in future, if private investors come and give us bullet trains that move from Lagos to Maiduguri in 3hrs and build a network of fast rails across the country, that can ensure a man living in Ibadan can conveniently work in Lagos or Minna because the journey by train is just 35mins, Nigerians will turn around and protest that the company is milking them dry the moment they know it is making money. They would never look at the transportation and opportunity to access cheaper accommodation and de-congestion of Lagos and other major cities it has solved. They will call on their government to fine it or shut it down, if the company is South African, they may even attack her Nigerian staff.

Shallow thinking people. I do not know how we got here, but the biggest job government has to do is massive reorientation, seriously , majority of Nigerian brains needs reformatting.