₦airaland Forum

Thought they hyped "500k graduates to be employed". Now it's "volunteer programme with a stipend of 23k, for 2 solid years.

Mehn I am getting angry.

Oh no Arya

Hmm was taught this in 7the grade...
Let's see if I can remember, I think its because of a plague that broke out in the dark and middle ages in Europe (Rome).
Sneezing was a symptom of the plague and since they thought it was demonic, they said bless you to anyone that sneezed.
I think the practice continued even after the plague was eventually cured or so..

Is someone pained?

Hmm, their modus operandi is wrong.
Why bomb pipelines and further deteriorate your state??

Also, though I am not a buhari zombie, in fairness, it wasn't his administration that designed the revenue sharing formula, nor the allocation of oil blocks.

So why threaten to kill him and or label him and his administration enemies of your state.

Address the root cause, storm the houses of your previous leaders, they are to blame for embezzling funds meant for your state's development.


Buhari too, should stretch out a hand, release a statement or order the minister of Niger delta to go to Baylesa, meet with the masses and give them hope, show all your administration plans to do with the ministry's allocation.

Once you win the masses support, the militants will be subdued.
What we see now is the cause of poverty and hunger.

Very creative...

Handsome pastor.

Me likey .

Lucky woman

What if a lady is half London based, half home based. Spent her life spread across both, Mr. Cork you fit consider am

With all the negatives you listed, I wonder why y'all still bother to get a girlfriend...

The Finance Minister as always was on point.
The Information Minister tried but in my opinion evaded some questions.
The other 2 mehn, i wasn't feeling them, the Army dude seemed a bit proud, and the other guy was dull.

Lol, @"we don forgive people wey steal money"

mehn, the guy is upset, things are really hard.

DropShot:
3. Worsened economic situation
No doubt the president inherited a badly damaged economy. But the fact is, if the economy was doing fine he would not have won the election.

I love your write up, its professional, not biased or political, but analytical and succinct.
You just made "Common Sense".

The post above though, was the best of all.
If the economy was great, y'all wouldn't have entered.

Monalisa looks more appealing, she equally gat more flesh.
I love fleshy people, not skinny lepas.

Cynthia too is cute o.

Always on point.
Damn I need this girl's stylist number.

As if I fit afford am sef.

sweetgala:
Why would any sane individual give 900k to a Nigerian university knowing full well that 850k of it would be appropriated fraudulently by senior executive officers ofthe ubiveristy. When you know the chancellor and registrar would suddenly develop an appetite for a new house

Flimsy excuse, Donations shouldn't always be in cash he can construct a library, a computer lab, revamp the science labs, donate furniture, etc etc etc.

If your mind is on something there will always be a way.

That's still alot of money by any standard.
But this man sef, how can you give such amount to a developed country's university while a developing country like yours has underfunded institutions with no basic amenities.

People's priorities mehn.
Why wouldn't the militants be bombing, when their oil blocks were sold to people like this who are not investing in their community.

Hmm, I guess reopening of the university isn't too much to ask, but the 2ND request -
"We want to own our resources and states should be allowed to explore their own resources while paying tax to the federal government.”

Will definitely not work, atleast for now.
It's incumbent of the minister of Niger delta affairs and the interior minister to still hold more talks with the militants.
It seems they are just scared the amnesty program will stop.

While I dislike the idea of using state resources to send people abroad for schooling(as obtainable in the last administration amnesty program) , the amnesty program can be remodeled, the "militants" can be sent to federal universities, and given a monthly stipend.

Once they graduate with relatively good grades they should receive automatic employment in the rigs, the Local content act already mandates foreign companies to employ a certain percentage of Nigerians.

She's probably a stripper. Please what do you expect a stripper to wear, jeans and shirt

You know too little about war to be afraid.

You seriously believe Nigeria will divide without a war.
Take a look at Sudan,

Who are we to judge.

Do whatever rocks your boat dear. It's your life and you only live once.

Frank is cute

This babe can so act husband snatcher

Hmm, I see something.

If you are in an open relationship, you can even triple date.

The southerners (including myself unfortunately) have abandoned farming for the north.

Now we are only interested in white collar jobs, what we fail to understand is that white collar jobs are another form of slavery, you dedicate the bigger proportion of your life (Monday - Friday; 8-5 for at least 35years) working for somebody, growing someone else's company and get in return stipends.

My people perish not for lack of knowledge but for outright stupidity.

Kids will be kids.
They cannot understand what they don't know.

With all due respect Sir, you are a bigger fool now to think you were a fool then for condemning Jonathan.

You feel me.

Nigeria is at the early stages of a recession, there is no money in circulation., it's for this reason the ministry of finance is pursuing an expansionary monetary policy.

If the minimum wage is increased, there's a likelihood the whole consolidated salary structure is reviewed upwards, this means more money for civil servants.

When you have more money you spend more - buy more clothes from the market, more food items etc. Buying more means sellers ultimately make more money, they inturn purchase more from farmers and so on and so on..

That's the multiplier effect of an increase in salary. You shouldn't look at it in isolation, rather holistically in the context of the whole ecnomony.

That said, I doubt the FG, at this point, can afford a review in the salary structure,

so my pallitive would have been more buses distributed to all states and the FCT, increase in fertilizer subsidy (this would reduce the cost of production and ultimately the selling price), reduce the taxation rate (income tax, company tax, export tax etc etc),

The are many other palliative if the government really means business.

While I don't mind contributing, in the reality of it, I shouldn't have to.

I am getting married you, probably changing my last name or adding yours on, leaving my family to join yours, taking on the responsibility to be faithful to only you, to f.uck only you, bear your kids (our kids sha), cook for you, take care of your home (all domestic chores), etc etc
And you cannot foot the f.ucking bill of the wedding damn you man...

dagbokoncept:
This your judgement ehn! Don't just conclude abi na u get am?

Yes my dear, I have a craw-craw infested bum. Bite me...

Trailing you with a car, winding down the glass and saying "excuse me".

If you don't have the humility to get out of your car and walk up to me then f.uck off.

Ministry of labor needs to sit the f.uck up.. there should be a minimum amount as per qualification, companies shouldn't pay a OND holder less than a certain amount, and the scale should go upwards till PHD.

I don't blame the companies though. they can pay only what they can afford.
The whole thing is messed up mehn.