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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 10:37am On Jun 18, 2019
Mariangeles:
awun
I for slap u but I realize say we be gunners for lyf. smiley

O ya tor jhor. Wo, ounje e dun baje cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 10:09am On Jun 18, 2019
tabithababy:
.

Gimme gimme cry
Beggie beggie. cheesy

Romance › Re: Should I Help A Lady That Refused To Date Me 4 Years Ago With Money? by RSVP:
Send her 2k or 3k and wait to see her response after 2 days.

If she act funny afterward... Just call/txt her you are actually planing to send her more money probably next week when u got d money u expecting.. False promise dey work on dem wella... U don put her on hold and she go humble till next week be dat. Infact na she go dey call u sweetie cheesy.

Some girls have a way of making one look like a fool after you send them a token. They won't even call to say " I've got the money" it's irritating.


Just use ur head.
Phones › Re: Huawei Wins Best 5G Core Network Technology Award In London by RSVP: 10:46am On Jun 17, 2019
Dis bet9ja guy go kee persin.

D guy na GOAT. Very stubborn thing cheesy
Sports › Re: "Are They Deeper Life Prayer Warriors" - Nigerians React To Super Falcons Outfit by RSVP: 10:39am On Jun 17, 2019
Everything about Nigeria is ridiculous.


Why skirt nah??
Celebrities › Re: Abimbola Afolayan Unveils Her Mini Estate (Photos) by RSVP: 6:03pm On Jun 16, 2019
Unlimitk2:
Nice
Every Yoruba person should b building houses like these from now on
If u don't have money, steal it

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Have Just Been Framed At Work by RSVP: 5:13pm On Jun 11, 2019
This better be interesting.
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Shares Shocking Picture Of Swollen Feet Caused By Cosmetic Surgeries by RSVP: 10:26am On Jun 09, 2019
Baby ur matter nah matter ooo.. Oh yeah
Crime › Re: Two Young Boys Reprimanded For Fighting With Assorted Charms In Egbeda, Lagos by RSVP: 9:49pm On Jun 08, 2019
Joromi12:
Juju is fake. It cannot take u to cbn vault undetected.
You will see stars lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo And Naira Marley's Management Reveal Why He Is Still In Custody by RSVP: 3:48pm On Jun 06, 2019
Saltybear:
Amen for you my bro

Abeg comot that dustbin.. na animals full there! They are like crabs they rejoice at your downfall after singing your praises and eating your food .. Run and never look back Nigeria is cursed the people deserve all that befalls them there ..
After you leave just come to nairaland and be commenting but laughing at them


When I see crisis and killings I just sip soda and chill then smile

Let them suffer for their ways . They are a terrible race of human beings called Nigerians

Do not ever waste your pity on them

Infact I pray buhari usurps power perpetually and rules for the next 80 years like Mugabe

By then hopefully Nigerians will be starving enough to be eating each other

Amen
ah! shocked

We know the system is corrupt but you taking it way too far man.

I won't still abandon my root even if I seize the opportunity to get out of this country. I got friends and relatives here.

We're not that bad as other western countries bro.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo And Naira Marley's Management Reveal Why He Is Still In Custody by RSVP: 10:44am On Jun 06, 2019
Nigeria system is messed up.

I must to japa IJN.. Amen smiley
Romance › Re: Married Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Lover In Jos (photos) by RSVP: 8:14am On Jun 05, 2019
olaBC007:
RIP kor RSVP ni
If I tear u slap.
Family › Re: Dairy of a book nerd by RSVP:
I have learnt few lessons over the years and one of it constantly ring bell to my ears... Ask for help whenever you NEED one my broda.

Dont mess up ur education bcuz of ur dad VS mom issue..
If ur dad is wealthy/capable and truly ur biological father then be happy he's about to take up one of his abandoned responsibilities... You have to use wisdom tho. Balance both sides and make things look legit. Maybe dem fit reconcile cuz of u and make things right. Be wise.

Ur mom might not like the movement at first but believe me she would definitely be proud of u someday whenever she look back and remember u took dis great step to achieve ur goals in life.

I've seen stories like dis b4 that d mother hustle hard and single handedly finance her kids from day 1 thru adulthood and d father just came from nowhere. Arrange some elderly people in d family. They did family meeting with dat Woman and drage issue back and forth. Kids met their father. Everything settled right there. He made an agreement with d woman and arrange visa for all d kids. Everyone was happy and that's it!. Now how do you compensate d suffering and sorrow d woman had gone thru for donkey years all bcuz of d kidshuh

Inside life.
Politics › Re: Final Nigeria's Presidential Elections Results 2019 - BBC by RSVP: 1:02am On Feb 27, 2019
They would come online Atikulating thousands of Likes and Share within 2sec on every thread.. Soooo na only mouth una get lol...

How Saraki won lobby now.. I pity d guy.

Congrats to baba anyway.
Travel › Re: Pls Advise Me by RSVP: 11:28pm On Feb 14, 2019
casperuk:
I don't pay rent (living with someone), that is how I am able to send 800k monthly.
I have 10 million saved up in cash.
Now let's narrow d advice based on d 10m savings u are coming home with..I don't know why you want to come back home but you have to be very direct and stingy with that ur 10 milly d moment you step ur feet into naija.(I'm not saying you shouldn't help anyone but be very careful bro) People would start bringing loads problem for you to solve the moment they know their of beloved brother is back from abroad and dem no go know say some home base sef better pass u.. sorry but that's the truth bro.

You can start applying for jobs here before ur return or better still arrange ursef with a good land to start birds/Fish farming business. To start with.
Or you can rub mind with ur wife to know if she has a good business plan you both can venture into with 2m/3m. That is if you have a good wife tho.... Just open up to her that you only worth 7m and keep d remaining 3m for back up... Incase things go south. .. then you can plan ur next move.


I don't know whom or for what purpose u are sending 800k to monthly but that's actually someone's annual salary here in naija o. So that's just to let you know your 10m can switch life to good or bad.
Travel › Re: Pls Advise Me by RSVP:
Contumely:
Oga, you have little or no life experience to give advice here.

This is not romance section.

Have you been to MMIA sef?
Lol.. Bros why na.

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@casperuk. Plz explain "I have about 10 million saved, and send home 800k monthly" .

U meant ur total savings home and abroad is amount 10m naira or you have extra 10m saved aside the 800k you normally send back home every month??
Crime › Re: White Women Call Out EFCC For Arresting Yahoo Boys by RSVP: 1:06pm On Feb 11, 2019
Inside Life . cheesy
Agriculture › Re: Please Help Me Identify This Bird by RSVP:
Modafuçking Bird!

that's a baby owl... I guess
Family › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by RSVP: 5:04pm On Feb 08, 2019
So me wink
Celebrities › Re: Is Toyin Lawani On Nairaland by RSVP: 1:53pm On Feb 02, 2019
So what exactly do you want from us now??

Celebrities › Re: The Secret To #bbnaija No One Will Ever Tell You By Ajayi Tobbi: by RSVP: 1:47pm On Feb 02, 2019
Dis guy is not a lazy yoot.
One big odekwu for u my broda
Celebrities › Re: This Wedding Photo Got Me Thinking- Drop Your Caption. by RSVP: 6:48pm On Feb 01, 2019
I'm impressed cheesy

Even the jean sef na okrika.

Crime › Re: South African Police Issues Warning To South African Ladies About Nigerian Men by RSVP:
dis guys been lashing us with facts... Damn!

this is brutal man.

Too much corruption on this soil. sad

Southy girls are beautiful tho.. dey top most African countries on that one.
Celebrities › Re: Lalasticlala Show Off His Cute Daughter's Face, Set For Church Child Dedication by RSVP: 5:27pm On Jan 27, 2019
Jeezuzpick:
RSVP

Roasted Snake Very Plenty
All well and good smiley

Family › Re: Pls Advise.my Wife Is Making Me Sick. by RSVP:
No doubt your wife is full of pride but you yourself is not saint in this setting my brother.

I never marry tho but I clearly understand what it mean to be disrespected... u need to adjust ursef and start to dey reason like a responsible man. I mean.. how u go just left 2 kids plus ur wife at home den follow friends go club?? azzin Nobi bar oooo .. CLUB?? Not that u went on a business trip or something that would add value to ur family life. ah shame dey catch me for u sir.
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Who Did This To Us by RSVP: 7:08am On Jan 26, 2019
cheesy

Family › Re: My Daddy's First Wife Is Staying With Us by RSVP:
oweniwe:
Why you come mention me for this kind matter? I say i wan tell you my experience with better lover magazines, you forgot... Say make you buzz me, you no gree sad

I've been in the op's shoes before, though with paale "wife".

When i was in school, I simply packed my stuffs to Ezionum and refused ever going to my dad house. (My dad wife is not a monster but we don't just jell)

After 3 years, last last, na them come beg me make i come visit them. I only went after i finished nysc to show paale my discharge certificate

I've not travelled to Lagos since 2013 (5 years ago) for this same reason.

OP leave the house for them and find your way. angry
Na dis same mata make me run 440 from my pop house ... I haven't seen my old man for 10years now but we do talk on phone. it's killing me but I gotta runnnnnn for my dear life.

i know it's not gonna be easy but OP and his siblings should start avioding that house as long as that woman is still in there before she start to dey reason dem matter one after the other... Watin my eye see ehn hmmm sad

Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by RSVP: 5:56am On Jan 26, 2019
Funny enough, someone called me a "Sadist" last night and I tell you my brother, it's was very painful cuz the person actually put it straight to my face even though I tried to defend myself but yet I still found it very difficult digest why he called me such name.

I have been misjudged sooooooo many times and in most cases I couldn't defend myself cuz I don't even know what to say to make them understand me.
Family › Re: My Daddy's First Wife Is Staying With Us by RSVP:
You can discuss the issue with your dad close friend if he has any or probably one of the family members before things get worse.

You see, the issue of stepmom/stepdad usually end up nasty for the kids and trust me, this is first hand truth!
Just confide in a family member and let's pray your dad realize he's about to make one big mistake.
cuz the ends result is either you leave the house for them or she get rid of you but I pray it won't get to such anyway...

And please erase that thought of her being responsible for ur mom's death..
Crime › Re: Young Lady Runs Mad In Delta, After A Car Dropped Her Off - Facebook User by RSVP: 12:32pm On Jan 25, 2019
Most of these girls do drugs ... Dem fit smoke horse shit from January to December! You will be shocked to see what these bitchès consumed every now and there .
Career › Re: 3 Reasons Why Taking Advice From The Rich Might Be Dangerous- Ideaflavour by RSVP: 7:55am On Jan 25, 2019
So I should leave Mark Zuckerberg and seek advice from Nlanders innit??

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