casperuk:
I don't pay rent (living with someone), that is how I am able to send 800k monthly.
I have 10 million saved up in cash.

Now let's narrow d advice based on d 10m savings u are coming home with..I don't know why you want to come back home but you have to be very direct and stingy with that ur 10 milly d moment you step ur feet into naija.(I'm not saying you shouldn't help anyone but be very careful bro) People would start bringing loads problem for you to solve the moment they know their of beloved brother is back from abroad and dem no go know say some home base sef better pass u.. sorry but that's the truth bro.

You can start applying for jobs here before ur return or better still arrange ursef with a good land to start birds/Fish farming business. To start with.
Or you can rub mind with ur wife to know if she has a good business plan you both can venture into with 2m/3m. That is if you have a good wife tho.... Just open up to her that you only worth 7m and keep d remaining 3m for back up... Incase things go south. .. then you can plan ur next move.


I don't know whom or for what purpose u are sending 800k to monthly but that's actually someone's annual salary here in naija o. So that's just to let you know your 10m can switch life to good or bad.

Contumely:


Oga, you have little or no life experience to give advice here.

This is not romance section.

Have you been to MMIA sef?

Lol.. Bros why na.

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@casperuk. Plz explain "I have about 10 million saved, and send home 800k monthly" .

U meant ur total savings home and abroad is amount 10m naira or you have extra 10m saved aside the 800k you normally send back home every month??

Inside Life .

Modafuçking Bird!

that's a baby owl... I guess

So me

So what exactly do you want from us now??

Dis guy is not a lazy yoot.
One big odekwu for u my broda

I'm impressed

Even the jean sef na okrika.

dis guys been lashing us with facts... Damn!

this is brutal man.

Too much corruption on this soil.

Southy girls are beautiful tho.. dey top most African countries on that one.

Jeezuzpick:


RSVP

Roasted Snake Very Plenty

All well and good

No doubt your wife is full of pride but you yourself is not saint in this setting my brother.

I never marry tho but I clearly understand what it mean to be disrespected... u need to adjust ursef and start to dey reason like a responsible man. I mean.. how u go just left 2 kids plus ur wife at home den follow friends go club?? azzin Nobi bar oooo .. CLUB?? Not that u went on a business trip or something that would add value to ur family life. ah shame dey catch me for u sir.

oweniwe:


Why you come mention me for this kind matter? I say i wan tell you my experience with better lover magazines, you forgot... Say make you buzz me, you no gree

I've been in the op's shoes before, though with paale "wife".

When i was in school, I simply packed my stuffs to Ezionum and refused ever going to my dad house. (My dad wife is not a monster but we don't just jell)

After 3 years, last last, na them come beg me make i come visit them. I only went after i finished nysc to show paale my discharge certificate

I've not travelled to Lagos since 2013 (5 years ago) for this same reason.

OP leave the house for them and find your way.

Na dis same mata make me run 440 from my pop house ... I haven't seen my old man for 10years now but we do talk on phone. it's killing me but I gotta runnnnnn for my dear life.

i know it's not gonna be easy but OP and his siblings should start avioding that house as long as that woman is still in there before she start to dey reason dem matter one after the other... Watin my eye see ehn hmmm

Funny enough, someone called me a "Sadist" last night and I tell you my brother, it's was very painful cuz the person actually put it straight to my face even though I tried to defend myself but yet I still found it very difficult digest why he called me such name.

I have been misjudged sooooooo many times and in most cases I couldn't defend myself cuz I don't even know what to say to make them understand me.

You can discuss the issue with your dad close friend if he has any or probably one of the family members before things get worse.

You see, the issue of stepmom/stepdad usually end up nasty for the kids and trust me, this is first hand truth!
Just confide in a family member and let's pray your dad realize he's about to make one big mistake.
cuz the ends result is either you leave the house for them or she get rid of you but I pray it won't get to such anyway...

And please erase that thought of her being responsible for ur mom's death..

Most of these girls do drugs ... Dem fit smoke horse shit from January to December! You will be shocked to see what these bitchès consumed every now and there .

So I should leave Mark Zuckerberg and seek advice from Nlanders innit??

Ah!

okedoyinolabisi:
o lagbara o.
guys....it's my birthday.wish me well

You are beautiful... Happy Birthday!

Ma je ki awon guys ji e ni pata ooo.

#JiMasun

Chubhie:
This is watery

No! It is Freezing

Guy, we into same shit...

I study accounting when I was in school and I knew deep down the course wasn't meant for me. I don't even attend classes! the shît dey scare me pretty much ....
. I just love programming. I want to sit down infront of my system and write codes 24/7..but the problem is I don't know what to do to achieve this!.

I wish I could go somewhere and learn programming for 2 years without seeing anyone but some factor are making it damn impossible.. We are both stuck bro.
Something I don't know is killing my dreams.

Sowore is still the best candidate out of all!

Fûck Buhari, Atiku and everyone rooting for them...

]Your daughter doesn't recognize you as his dad so she found it very disgusting to call a total stranger "daddy".

do you speak to your daughter on phone while you are away at all?

Maybe your wife brings home lots of "Daddy".... I don't wanna believe such anyway but it's possible tho.

Udeme ma brother

Sadiqali24:
how comes all of you are Muslims and you shouted Jesus when you saw it was your boss you twisted hand,bros it's very impossible for a Muslim to shout Jesus when in that kind of condition.

So you haven't seen a Christian saying ' Walahi Talahi' before abi?

Neddyogu:


U be Muslim, but u shouted "Jesus". Ok I see.

Yeah I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody.

I could enter mosque or church and say prayers in my own way anytime I want...
People like us can't be religion rebel.

Yohh:
Now u are talking

Lokatew.. Na una type full lagos
small patient you no get. lol
Happy Sunday .

same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh.
dem be my seniors dat time. lol

I don't even know what to type sef.


Ok sorry.