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Education / Re: This Is The Proper Use Of “would” Or “could” In Sentence Structure by RSVP: 11:57am On Jul 09, 2019
American english is confusing but sexy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancy by RSVP: 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2019
Akalia:
Hallelujah, I got the job. I will resume on Monday. Thank goodness for Naiaraland.


Congrats brother.

All the best.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: The Poor Voting For The Rich - The Irony Of The Show by RSVP: 10:46am On Jul 05, 2019
It's entertaining to watch them display their foolishry isn't??

But you can't blame the organizers tho. It's business.

A profitable one cheesy

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Travel / Re: Can You Identify These Roads In Ibadan? (PHOTOS) by RSVP: 10:10am On Jul 05, 2019
C : Dis is Dugbe nah smiley .. That location is along shoprite road at Dugbe, Ibadan.

B: Samonda Road sad



A: Ikorodu cheesy
Romance / Re: The Baby I Am Carrying Belongs To My Ex-Boyfriend - Lady To Boyfriend by RSVP: 10:37am On Jun 29, 2019
GTFO:


who are you asking ?? undecided

reading the write-up, did you think the guy knew she was pregno before going deep down ??


GTFO I'm not directing my question to u oo.

GTFO ok cheesy
Romance / Re: The Baby I Am Carrying Belongs To My Ex-Boyfriend - Lady To Boyfriend by RSVP: 10:29am On Jun 29, 2019
Is it not a taboo to have sex with a pregnant woman??

I mean a woman carrying someone else baby sad

Yookk
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Stand With Pastor Fatoyinbo After Being Accuse Of Rape By Busola Dakolo by RSVP: 4:37pm On Jun 28, 2019
Davash222:

But ‘unstraight’ Borbrisky is making a lot of sense than y’all straight people!!


Another confused soul.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians On Twitter Mobilize How To Invade COZA Headquarters Over Rape Scandal by RSVP: 2:48pm On Jun 28, 2019
Shey dis pastor dey wyn us ni..

Make he talk nah.

Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Stand With Pastor Fatoyinbo After Being Accuse Of Rape By Busola Dakolo by RSVP: 2:34pm On Jun 28, 2019
We talking about straight pple here bro.


As in, straight ... If u nah mean smiley
Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo: I Was Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA - Timi Dakolo Wife by RSVP: 10:19am On Jun 28, 2019
macello4:
dis woman is a demon, don't tink she knows dat dis is man of GOD. Allow GOD to deal with him, u are too small to talk about man of GOD in bad way.


There's nothing like "men of God". God has no men.

God is God and Man is Man.

You think they're righteous but they are worse than devil himself.

Don't be deceived.

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Family / Re: UPDATED: Please Nairalanders, I humbly solicit for your help ! by RSVP: 9:54pm On Jun 27, 2019
Dey almost do us strong thing for dis section yesterday.

I don't kwn if anyone would like to help u but my eye dey shuk dis time.. Sorry.

Kosi shi shi sad

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Family / Re: Please help save my mom's life (graphic photos) by RSVP: 9:30am On Jun 26, 2019
Austeeenxx:



Wow! her name is Vincent?
We learn everyday.


Yes yes... Vincentino Ubianne Zimbabweliza.

She's a mixed breed actually cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: Please help save my mom's life (graphic photos) by RSVP: 9:13am On Jun 26, 2019
Really??

See him up there blowing his azz again.. So ur babe name nah Vincent Ubi R u being serious right now??

Dis is well constructed scam.. They almost got me sad

Why not upload d bank statement now bruv? Photoshop isn't that hard to use cheesy


Too many Tom and Jerry on NL dis days.. Lol

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Religion / Re: Mountain Of Fire Shows Satanic Dressing And ID Card To Hell Fire (Photos) by RSVP: 3:14pm On Jun 25, 2019
Neoteny:
Half All the girls in All Nigerians are going to hell

Good BAD cheesy .
Religion / Re: Mountain Of Fire Shows Satanic Dressing And ID Card To Hell Fire (Photos) by RSVP: 2:54pm On Jun 25, 2019
What about Private Jets??

All these religious neurosis patient sef. Smh
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 8:10am On Jun 20, 2019
starbuck:
Izam abi it's called abangwo derived from the fermented palm wine shocked shocked


I made it right from scratch


Ahh one of my dad uncle brought dis little creepy creatures to our house when he visited one time and my dad was soooo excited abt d damn thing. Dey force my stepmom to fried dat shiyt. d poor woman jzt dey shout inside kitchen like wtf is dis! ..

my sisters has a tradition way of pushing me do things dey can't dare do first cuz I was d youngest and me sef go dey feel special one kind.. I no knw say dem just dey press my mumu button anyhow angry . I sha chop one and the tatse wasn't pleasant at all but my sisters never tasted it sad . I was tricked and betrayed. smiley . They should pay me for damages cheesy

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Travel / Re: How A Former Bank Manager's Marriage went Into trouble Due To Canada Relocation by RSVP: 10:55am On Jun 19, 2019
"that wifey is being too stubborn and practicing witchcraft"

this one got me cracking real bad mehn cheesy
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by RSVP: 9:11am On Jun 19, 2019
So I was planing to visit a friend today and I woke up around 3am to iron my well starched shirt and I even had to polish my shoe oo smiley . Then fast forward to ds moment. My mood just switch smh. Let's jzt say my server is down cheesy. Lol

So I'm folding my shirt back into my box then I'll put a call thru say I no go show again.. Reason?? No Reason cheesy cheesy

But In my head.. I don go come back already sha.

which kind life be dis sef smh. sad

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 10:37am On Jun 18, 2019
Mariangeles:
awun



I for slap u but I realize say we be gunners for lyf. smiley

O ya tor jhor. Wo, ounje e dun baje cheesy

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 10:09am On Jun 18, 2019
tabithababy:
.

Gimme gimme cry

Beggie beggie. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Should I Help A Lady That Refused To Date Me 4 Years Ago With Money? by RSVP: 7:33am On Jun 18, 2019
Send her 2k or 3k and wait to see her response after 2 days.

If she act funny afterward... Just call/txt her you are actually planing to send her more money probably next week when u got d money u expecting.. False promise dey work on dem wella... U don put her on hold and she go humble till next week be dat. Infact na she go dey call u sweetie cheesy.

Some girls have a way of making one look like a fool after you send them a token. They won't even call to say " I've got the money" it's irritating.


Just use ur head.

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Phones / Re: Huawei Wins Best 5G Core Network Technology Award In London by RSVP: 10:46am On Jun 17, 2019
Dis bet9ja guy go kee persin.

D guy na GOAT. Very stubborn thing cheesy

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Sports / Re: "Are They Deeper Life Prayer Warriors" - Nigerians React To Super Falcons Outfit by RSVP: 10:39am On Jun 17, 2019
Everything about Nigeria is ridiculous.


Why skirt nah??
Celebrities / Re: Abimbola Afolayan Unveils Her Mini Estate (Photos) by RSVP: 6:03pm On Jun 16, 2019
Unlimitk2:
Nice
Every Yoruba person should b building houses like these from now on
If u don't have money, steal it

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have Just Been Framed At Work by RSVP: 5:13pm On Jun 11, 2019
This better be interesting.
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Shares Shocking Picture Of Swollen Feet Caused By Cosmetic Surgeries by RSVP: 10:26am On Jun 09, 2019
Baby ur matter nah matter ooo.. Oh yeah

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Crime / Re: Two Young Boys Reprimanded For Fighting With Assorted Charms In Egbeda, Lagos by RSVP: 9:49pm On Jun 08, 2019
Joromi12:
Juju is fake. It cannot take u to cbn vault undetected.

You will see stars lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo And Naira Marley's Management Reveal Why He Is Still In Custody by RSVP: 3:48pm On Jun 06, 2019
Saltybear:


Amen for you my bro

Abeg comot that dustbin.. na animals full there! They are like crabs they rejoice at your downfall after singing your praises and eating your food .. Run and never look back Nigeria is cursed the people deserve all that befalls them there ..
After you leave just come to nairaland and be commenting but laughing at them


When I see crisis and killings I just sip soda and chill then smile

Let them suffer for their ways . They are a terrible race of human beings called Nigerians

Do not ever waste your pity on them

Infact I pray buhari usurps power perpetually and rules for the next 80 years like Mugabe

By then hopefully Nigerians will be starving enough to be eating each other

Amen


ah! shocked

We know the system is corrupt but you taking it way too far man.

I won't still abandon my root even if I seize the opportunity to get out of this country. I got friends and relatives here.

We're not that bad as other western countries bro.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo And Naira Marley's Management Reveal Why He Is Still In Custody by RSVP: 10:44am On Jun 06, 2019
Nigeria system is messed up.

I must to japa IJN.. Amen smiley

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Lover In Jos (photos) by RSVP: 8:14am On Jun 05, 2019
olaBC007:

RIP kor RSVP ni


If I tear u slap.

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Family / Re: Dairy of a book nerd by RSVP: 3:07pm On Mar 02, 2019
I have learnt few lessons over the years and one of it constantly ring bell to my ears... Ask for help whenever you NEED one my broda.

Dont mess up ur education bcuz of ur dad VS mom issue..
If ur dad is wealthy/capable and truly ur biological father then be happy he's about to take up one of his abandoned responsibilities... You have to use wisdom tho. Balance both sides and make things look legit. Maybe dem fit reconcile cuz of u and make things right. Be wise.

Ur mom might not like the movement at first but believe me she would definitely be proud of u someday whenever she look back and remember u took dis great step to achieve ur goals in life.

I've seen stories like dis b4 that d mother hustle hard and single handedly finance her kids from day 1 thru adulthood and d father just came from nowhere. Arrange some elderly people in d family. They did family meeting with dat Woman and drage issue back and forth. Kids met their father. Everything settled right there. He made an agreement with d woman and arrange visa for all d kids. Everyone was happy and that's it!. Now how do you compensate d suffering and sorrow d woman had gone thru for donkey years all bcuz of d kids

Inside life.

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Politics / Re: Final Nigeria's Presidential Elections Results 2019 - BBC by RSVP: 1:02am On Feb 27, 2019
They would come online Atikulating thousands of Likes and Share within 2sec on every thread.. Soooo na only mouth una get lol...

How Saraki won lobby now.. I pity d guy.

Congrats to baba anyway.

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