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NYSC › Re: Corper Stephen Teru Uses Carpentry Skill To Build Furniture For Over 80 Students by RSVP: 10:04pm On Oct 03, 2019
Wow!
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand (hilarious) by RSVP:
Oya nah

Omo

No wahala
Family › Re: Help My 13year Old Daughter Life Revolves Around Cardi B by RSVP: 8:25am On Sep 19, 2019
bugativeron:
Story, how old are you? Mind you she is an all As student. It is easy for people like you without any child to come and make noise. When you start raising urs we will see. Mean while some people have given reasonable advice that I agree with. Park comot for one side
Shut up! You are a disgrace to fatherhood.
Family › Re: Help My 13year Old Daughter Life Revolves Around Cardi B by RSVP: 10:44pm On Sep 18, 2019
bugativeron:
She is in JSS3 for God sake, why won't she know Cardi B? Even when I was growing that there was minimal tech we knew world singers.
Is Cardi B part of their school syllabus?


If my daughter is in JSS3 and she has no clue about something as simple as Malawi but rather giving me gist about one yeye azz tweaker in another continent... I will wake her up at 1am and beat hell out of her sense.
Family › Re: Help My 13year Old Daughter Life Revolves Around Cardi B by RSVP: 5:15am On Sep 17, 2019
How did she got to know Cardi B?? That's the first question I'd ask myself if I were you.

U need some serious discussion with ur wife.


A wise female NLder once said:
"Stop marrying slaykwin that doesn't have sense and still won't take counsel from the person that has sense".

Sports › Re: Elisabeth Rohr Is Dead! Mother Of Gernot Rohr Is Dead by RSVP: 10:51pm On Sep 12, 2019
munafav:
RIP MAMA...RSVP
What??

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by RSVP:
MarioLope:
What is your location ?

How can i reach out ?
I'm in Lagos.....
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by RSVP:
MarioLope:
Price ?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by RSVP:
Over 2000+ Original 364 XL Hp Black & Other Color ink Cartridges available for Sale!

Contact if Intrested.


650# Per 1

Crime › Re: 3 ABU students: Police lied, they weren't rescued.....we paid ransom in full by RSVP:
Nigeria.

If you are lucky to struggle out of this car... Then your child/grand child will forever be greatful to ur holy name. Perhaps u could help us fix dis car too....

Romance › Re: See The Parting Gift A Random Guy Left On A Lady's Thighs After Dancing With Her by RSVP: 8:51am On Aug 29, 2019
Hmmm Malians.

Say No To Soupy :>(

Christianity Etc › Re: by RSVP: 9:08pm On Jul 31, 2019
Hi..
I cant access the email I registered dis account with and I realized you trying to send me a message.

Is it something we could discuss on here?
Romance › Re: I Don't Know How To Face My Friend When I Resume School. by RSVP:
You're a dunce man... Infact you are a de*d man walking!

Ur guy is using the girl as bait to lure you into trap..

Now d girl is acting like she loves you cuz ur guy was probably behind the keyboard using her phone to chat you up... U be ode boy aje!

What if ur guy sef na cult member.. Dem go jzt run you street.

You better seek one of your pals wey go trust you and explain for ham maybe dem go tamper justise with mercy cheesy

Why be say na ur guy GF dey your eye won chophuh Broz u need serious drilling.
Romance › Re: Nobody Know Tomorrow 20years Ago by RSVP: 11:59am On Jul 09, 2019
Hmmm
Education › Re: This Is The Proper Use Of “would” Or “could” In Sentence Structure by RSVP: 11:57am On Jul 09, 2019
American english is confusing but sexy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Vacancy by RSVP: 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2019
Akalia:
Hallelujah, I got the job. I will resume on Monday. Thank goodness for Naiaraland.
Congrats brother.

All the best.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: The Poor Voting For The Rich - The Irony Of The Show by RSVP: 10:46am On Jul 05, 2019
It's entertaining to watch them display their foolishry isn't??

But you can't blame the organizers tho. It's business.

A profitable one cheesy
Travel › Re: Can You Identify These Roads In Ibadan? (PHOTOS) by RSVP: 10:10am On Jul 05, 2019
C : Dis is Dugbe nah smiley .. That location is along shoprite road at Dugbe, Ibadan.

B: Samonda Road sad



A: Ikorodu cheesy
Romance › Re: The Baby I Am Carrying Belongs To My Ex-Boyfriend - Lady To Boyfriend by RSVP: 10:37am On Jun 29, 2019
GTFO:
who are you asking ?? undecided

reading the write-up, did you think the guy knew she was pregno before going deep down ??
GTFO I'm not directing my question to u oo.

GTFO ok cheesy
Romance › Re: The Baby I Am Carrying Belongs To My Ex-Boyfriend - Lady To Boyfriend by RSVP: 10:29am On Jun 29, 2019
Is it not a taboo to have sex with a pregnant woman??

I mean a woman carrying someone else baby sad

Yookk
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Stand With Pastor Fatoyinbo After Being Accuse Of Rape By Busola Dakolo by RSVP: 4:37pm On Jun 28, 2019
Davash222:
But ‘unstraight’ Borbrisky is making a lot of sense than y’all straight people!!
Another confused soul.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians On Twitter Mobilize How To Invade COZA Headquarters Over Rape Scandal by RSVP: 2:48pm On Jun 28, 2019
Shey dis pastor dey wyn us ni..

Make he talk nah.

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Stand With Pastor Fatoyinbo After Being Accuse Of Rape By Busola Dakolo by RSVP: 2:34pm On Jun 28, 2019
We talking about straight pple here bro.


As in, straight ... If u nah mean smiley
Celebrities › Re: Busola Dakolo: I Was Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA - Timi Dakolo Wife by RSVP: 10:19am On Jun 28, 2019
macello4:
dis woman is a demon, don't tink she knows dat dis is man of GOD. Allow GOD to deal with him, u are too small to talk about man of GOD in bad way.
There's nothing like "men of God". God has no men.

God is God and Man is Man.

You think they're righteous but they are worse than devil himself.

Don't be deceived.
Family › Re: UPDATED: Please Nairalanders, I humbly solicit for your help ! by RSVP: 9:54pm On Jun 27, 2019
Dey almost do us strong thing for dis section yesterday.

I don't kwn if anyone would like to help u but my eye dey shuk dis time.. Sorry.

Kosi shi shi sad

Family › Re: Please help save my mom's life (graphic photos) by RSVP: 9:30am On Jun 26, 2019
Austeeenxx:
Wow! her name is Vincent?
We learn everyday.
Yes yes... Vincentino Ubianne Zimbabweliza.

She's a mixed breed actually cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Please help save my mom's life (graphic photos) by RSVP:
Really??

See him up there blowing his azz again.. So ur babe name nah Vincent Ubihuh R u being serious right now??

Dis is well constructed scam.. They almost got me sad

Why not upload d bank statement now bruv? Photoshop isn't that hard to use cheesy


Too many Tom and Jerry on NL dis days.. Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Mountain Of Fire Shows Satanic Dressing And ID Card To Hell Fire (Photos) by RSVP: 3:14pm On Jun 25, 2019
Neoteny:
Half All the girls in All Nigerians are going to hell

Good BAD cheesy .
Christianity Etc › Re: Mountain Of Fire Shows Satanic Dressing And ID Card To Hell Fire (Photos) by RSVP: 2:54pm On Jun 25, 2019
What about Private Jets??

All these religious neurosis patient sef. Smh
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by RSVP: 8:10am On Jun 20, 2019
starbuck:
Izam abi it's called abangwo derived from the fermented palm wine shocked shocked


I made it right from scratch
Ahh one of my dad uncle brought dis little creepy creatures to our house when he visited one time and my dad was soooo excited abt d damn thing. Dey force my stepmom to fried dat shiyt. d poor woman jzt dey shout inside kitchen like wtf is dis! ..

my sisters has a tradition way of pushing me do things dey can't dare do first cuz I was d youngest and me sef go dey feel special one kind.. I no knw say dem just dey press my mumu button anyhow angry . I sha chop one and the tatse wasn't pleasant at all but my sisters never tasted it sad . I was tricked and betrayed. smiley . They should pay me for damages cheesy
Travel › Re: How A Former Bank Manager's Marriage went Into trouble Due To Canada Relocation by RSVP:
"that wifey is being too stubborn and practicing witchcraft"

this one got me cracking real bad mehn cheesy
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by RSVP: 9:11am On Jun 19, 2019
So I was planing to visit a friend today and I woke up around 3am to iron my well starched shirt and I even had to polish my shoe oo smiley . Then fast forward to ds moment. My mood just switch smh. Let's jzt say my server is down cheesy. Lol

So I'm folding my shirt back into my box then I'll put a call thru say I no go show again.. Reason?? No Reason cheesy cheesy

But In my head.. I don go come back already sha.

which kind life be dis sef smh. sad

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