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Romance / Re: Help: Please Someone Sent Me Money On Paypal But I Can't Find It by RSVP: 9:34pm On Jan 17, 2021
Makavelli25:
the mail is
Thank you very much. Please help me out


OK bro..
You better be careful with the way you going about this so you don't get scam!
I just sent a message to your email now.
Romance / Re: Help: Please Someone Sent Me Money On Paypal But I Can't Find It by RSVP: 12:38pm On Jan 17, 2021
Uzomacharles:


If PayPal customer service ever reply or work on your problem,I go give you my NL Account or FB own...
Them slow even USA people dey complain...

Thats why I said he should let the Sender contact them directly. Might take 1 or 2 days for them to reply so but it works. I have contact them before and they reply me after 24hrs.

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Romance / Re: Help: Please Someone Sent Me Money On Paypal But I Can't Find It by RSVP: 12:23pm On Jan 17, 2021
Makavelli25:
ha
It's an online stuff I have been doing since last year. This was my first cash out there


Why don't you ask questions before you went ahead to use the platform you don't know much about..
There is a way you receive funds with same PayPal in Nigeria.
Contact the person to help you reach out to their customer service so they could r3verse the fund back to the sender then you find another way to get your pay but if you still want to use this PayPal of a thing then you have to do a proper research. Don't just depend on what you read over the internet.. Send PM if you want to know how to setup ur PayPal You will be able to send/ receive funds here cuz you sound like you're into all this online business so you will need it.

I'm not asking you for anything in return ooo..
Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A High-value Woman. by RSVP: 11:39pm On Jan 10, 2021
Tejuri:


If she has indeed seen this thread, her respect for you has dropped a little. Smh.

Keep your frame bro, very important, else she’ll start feeling she is too good for you.

You're very wise.

I know OP intentionally did this for her to see but it's gonna come back hurting him cuz woman like being puzzle.

Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by RSVP: 2:12pm On Jan 10, 2021
BlackManta:


Are you implying that scientists were lying when they said rats carry Lassa fever

So wetin dey cause Lassa fever


[s]Cuz everytime Lassa fever breaks out it is always in an environment infested with rats undecided[/s]

So if it is not rats, what is it

1. I don't say they were lying but their theories sometimes might not be accurate to base your fact on.

2. Then everyone in Lagos should be infected then cuz Lagos has the most rat population in Nigeria. At least with what I've seen with my eyes cheesy .

3. Refer to No.1

Case closed. smiley

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Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by RSVP: 10:52am On Jan 10, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


There is no conclusion on how coronavirus and ebola started.

Your grandfather in the village survived on bushmeats maybe your father too.

Why didn't they die of AIDS OR EBOLA


Our forefathers should have died of all sorts of diseases from carrier animals if scientist were true about their theories most times... If rats causes lasa fever then we all should be dead by now cuz I'm pretty sure 95% of human have one way eaten something those little creatures has put their mouth on.

Therefore I believe animals has little or zero contribution to the outbreak of any disease :\ perhaps it would have made more sense to me if scientist put the blame on climate or weather changes besides, the earth is still evolving and there's still more to come so enjoy ur stay people sad
Autos / Re: 2016 Cadillac Escalade Fully Loaded @35m Asking by RSVP: 1:56pm On Jan 08, 2021
Education / Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by RSVP: 7:38pm On Jan 04, 2021
useIess2020:
hmmm quite a touching story.
Lessons learnt

Yeah bro, something in me still believe that girl was molested each time I remember the incident cuz I wonder what could make a little girl say such thing but it's definitely not me!
If a kid do something and you start probing them with serious questions. They will get scared and say Yes to everything. I don't know why she mentioned my name but I thank God I live to tell the story.
I for teh for kirikiri before dem realize I be innocent.

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Education / Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by RSVP: 2:31pm On Jan 04, 2021
:/

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Education / Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by RSVP: 1:47pm On Jan 04, 2021
Well, I'm not a teacher but I'm always extra careful around kids especially the female ones.
We have this neighborh daughter which is around 6 years old or thereabout that sometimes come to play in our apartment once in a while. We don't have kids of her age but we have other kids in our compound so they normally team up to play and they can just enter any apartment and start terrorizing your house. Kids no sabi boundaries. But this girl and her junior bro don't often play around like that cuz they are get inside kind of kids.

So one evening her dad come to me and asked if my pman is around and I replied No then he said I should tell him he ask of him and wants to see him whenever he's back and I said OK sir. Then stupid me I forgot to deliver his message :\
3 days after he saw me washing my dad car early morning around 530am cuz that's my early morning duty so he asked of my dad again and i pointed to our apartment direction saying he's home then he went in.....

Nah so I began deh hear aah! Noooo! Rara ooo! Ahhhh! I no still understand watxup nah so my Dad call me in and call my step mom too to the sitting room and ask the man to please repeat what he just told him.. Nah so the man talk say him daughter told her mom that me deh always play with her toto and kiss her....jesus!. I just open mouth wide and shout yeeeeeeeee! All part of my body just froze! I come deh hear every sound of my heart beat clearly. Bros, I shocked!

I can never forget what my step mom did that day even though she do maltreatment us one kind but that day was different. She jumped up and defend me! She shouted. Never! Who? She said nobi me oo. Say she fit use anything swear say nobi me ooo.. I come deh cry oo say nobi me oo. I no do anything oo which is true! I never. Do such thing in my life. I no even deh reason ham. Funny thing is this girl never come to our house for weeks before that talk so how and where will I be touching his toto and doing the kissing. The man and my dad just talk and they both conclude say nobi me.


Meanwhile almost everybody for area don hear the matter even before the man come tell my pman. Them be deh look me with one eye and me no know ooo.. Since then I no deh play with kids oo..

I go buy something give them and tight face the seconds minute ni o.. Who go believe me if to say my step mom sef put mouth say I fit do ham?? Be careful around all dis puzzy citizens oo. No different btw all of them ..nah still same same

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Crime / Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by RSVP: 1:14pm On Jan 04, 2021
Homeboiy:



Is it your karma?


Lol even the righteous ones face their own "Karma" if such thing exist...even Jesus which they made us believe has one of the purest mind face some rough kind of challenge before he died on the cross. If it has been pharaoh that went through what jesus went through then they will say it Karma.. What I'm saying is bad things happen to everyone regardless who is good or bad.. Some will say they can't do yahoo they can't do yahoo and will be rapping their underage neighbour daughter... Sin na sin either big or small one. Leave God make him do the judging.
I'm still waiting for Karma to give all our politicians special payback tho smiley

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Crime / Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by RSVP: 11:02pm On Jan 03, 2021
gentleman82:
yahoo no good but when one considers all the evils the westerners has done against the blacks and and other aborigines around the world in time past and in the present , one is tempted to say yahoo is just a payback back time action. Consider all these and judge: firstly the white man came to africa and stole and bought our men and women as cheap commodities and sold them off in their country to be slaves. Many suffered terribly till they died. The westerners sold arms to warring blacks ,for the illiterate blacks to kill themselves ,while they profited as arm dealers and soldiers of fortune. Poor third world countries leaders loot their countries wealths and spendd and stach them in the westeren countries. The wealth are used to develop such countries while the citizens of the source countries remain poor. Yahoo is bad, but imagine that we are the rich ones and the westerners were poor ,i believe the whites will scam us without remosewith the excuse it is for their survival quest as they did to justify slave tradde and colonialism.


I qoute you personally bcuz it seems you're missing the conception of "Yahoo" by thinking its like a form of revenge for what the westerners did to "us" (African in general) . Bros Yahoo is far more than that. Forget the excuses guys pit up just to make it sound appealing to people who cares.. The game is one on one thing and you have to deep your hands in dirt if you really want to nail it big... Some people might believe the OP is exaggerating in some part of the story which is possible but only gamers would understand the language is speaking... You cross ur mind and face the consequences. Your eye go see something you wey never see before and your victims bloOd would be in y9ur hands. Clear mind no do ham.

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Politics / Re: It Was A Photoshop Picture Of Dangote by RSVP: 7:33am On Jan 02, 2021
Haha..

I don't know which one to believe naw
Romance / Re: Is It WISE To Be 100% TRUTHFUL In A RELATIONSHIP? by RSVP: 7:05am On Jan 02, 2021
josephevergreen:



hmmmm...hope you re honest too ... because you girls of this days are something else..

Lol..
Na so dem dey take deceive us to believe they are SU and one bros is serious drilling the P somewhere sad
Celebrities / Re: You Are A Fraud: Bisi Alimi Slams Bobrisky For Being A Threat To Trans Nigerians by RSVP: 12:53pm On Dec 28, 2020
I just hope i don't carry one of these creatures come home one day like this...Me that like big azz and bress ehn God. How person go know real and trans like dis for goodness sake.

Sports / Re: Muslims Attack Mo Salah For Celebrating Christmas by RSVP: 3:18pm On Dec 25, 2020
If there would be a religion to pollute the world and cause confusion among all living things (animals and plants included) then it would be ISLAM.

See, if you want to follow the prophets ways of living then you should do it with all honesty!!! Don't come here attacking people with your phone and guns! Don't use cars! Don't fly planes!

Ride horses and use sword you silly bastard.

Hypocrite bunch.
I'm sure this guy dare not visit his homeland now.

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Family / Re: Simi, Others Gift Money To Wife Who Appreciated Her Husband's Christmas Chicken by RSVP: 1:53pm On Dec 25, 2020
Newman20:
I don't know when people will understand that the said chicken was special TO HER. There's no reason why her appreciating a gift should be bad, no matter how small it is.

Some people are just too toxic in this world. They're unhappy soul that would fault someones effort just to make the person feel miserable.
I still can't understand what her offence is for praising her husband but now you see their life??
Most of them no even get money to buy pomo chop for Christmas yet oo.

I swear. God dey true true.

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Phones / Re: How Did I Get The NIN Without Registration? by RSVP: 12:31am On Dec 23, 2020
GreatAchiever1:


How did you print the BVN, is it from your bank?


Yes from my bank.
Education / Re: Pictures Only People Who Attended Primary School In Nigeria Will Understand by RSVP: 4:37am On Dec 22, 2020
There was one English textbook like that.
The only thing I could remember out of it is one story about "Constable Adigun". He caught some arm robbers blah blah blah.

I so much like the story that it look so real to me back them and I don't know the meaning of "Constable" nor do o know the meaning of " Arm Robbers" as used in the textbook bit I know the ( 3 or 4) arm robbers had golds, valuables and money. It was like they were carrying a TV and some stuffs the way they drew them so I thought they must be phucking rich!

So fastward to 3 days after... Our class teacher (she will be the one to t3ach all the subject and she normally had her desk right at the corner in front of the class) asked us to stand one after the other and tell her what we want to become in future.. Nah so everybody dey mention lawyer, Doctor etc. Meanwhile I like to dey do my own thing differently as them don mention everything finish nah so one silly thought came to my head and I mentioned Arm Robber. smiley

I was really ashamed that day cuz my class teach asked me more than 5 times and I kept saying Arm Robber.. It was only she and one Ajebo guy that really know meaning of "Arm Robber" in that class lol . That was the day i know the meaning of "Constable" and "Arm Robber" . I go just dey laugh myself each time K think about those days.

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Phones / Re: How Did I Get The NIN Without Registration? by RSVP: 4:03am On Dec 22, 2020
GreatAchiever1:


Bro please, how did u know u had a wrong DOB in your BVN because I tried d ussd code for bvn on my sim, it didn't bring up d bvn, although I know my BVN
I would like to check if d phone numbers actually correspond, because it dosent come up in d ussd code.


Something came up on time so I had to print out my bvn page and I knew I filled in the wrong date right from the day i setup my bank account.

@
cebablos:

When I went to do register for my national ID card, the person in charge asked for my BVN which I simply told him I don't have (This is because I knew my BVN data is different from the data in my documents). After getting the nimc slip, I used it to correct my BVN details.

That was tactical mehn.
Did your bank not ask much question after you present the NIN and make a dob change?
I wish i can pull this stunt too.
Phones / Re: How Did I Get The NIN Without Registration? by RSVP: 2:39pm On Dec 21, 2020
sircrabo:


BVN and NIN use same data. If you have a BVN, you automatically will have an NIN number. It happened to me to. When i needed to correct my date of birth, it changed within 48hrs in the bvn database but that of NIN warranted me to go to their office and I paid N15k. Meaning BVN and NIN dont use the same database.


How do you process your Date of birth changing ? Had a wrong DOB on my BVN but I haven't register for NIN yet. I know they would ask for BVN and all the info will automatically be used for NIN registration. Please explain how you get yours done. I want to change everything. Day, month, year.
Family / Re: I Am Broken I Need Advice From Matured Minds by RSVP: 8:17am On Dec 13, 2020
Sorry bro.
I read your story from A-Z and I feel your pain.
You see, we live and learn everyday. No one is the wisest and I don't think there's any foolest anywhere if such word exist.. We sometimes found ourselves in a very critical situation beyond our control which your case is one of those.

I'm sorry your wife is not coming back to you anytime soon until she gets really messed up with that her man or maybe not! Maybe it's going to be a successful ending for her as well... That's not for us to know cuz sometimes shyte happens.
I personally feel her friend was the architect of the situation right now and she knew how your wife got the new man and all that...
Just have it at the back of your mind your wife isn't coming back cuz its too late and your most consign now is your son which I would really love if one of you trusted family member can adopt and help you raise... Forget you don't want your child being raised from a broken home . We all have plans how we want our life to turn out but sometimes we just accept what reality gives us.

Don't call her often as you used to.. Call just once a week...always talk about your son and let me tell you something... She would want to use your son as a bait to frustrate you and act crazy so you just need to act as if you don't care anymore .She might not want to give you your son so you have to be mentally prepared for that too. Don't fight her bro. If you discuss whom to keep the child and she said she will then just box in cuz she would want to extort you to the bone marrow if you put up a fight or maybe just block every means of reaching her if you put up a fight. . All you need is to just reach a compromise how much you bringing to the table for you son at the end of the month. And look, you have to be very smart here. Tell her you will be paying everything for your kids welfare. Like say 200k monthly, and make sure you pay that very maybe 4months and after that start acting broke. Like you are running into serious problem over there (come up with a very serious situation) then you should start sending small change like 50k 70k.. ( in fact always delay payment. You can send 20k 3 times just to Paint a picture you're really broke and things are not working... Bros it's would be very hard cuz your son will deff be affected along the line) Unfixed amount for your kids cuz this woman can run one or two science for your head if you're still vulnerable so you have to paint a picture of a broke and worthless man. She would eventually got tired ( if by any chance she got broke and she isn't getting money like before.. She will turn back to you by then you can then suggest your sister adopt your son) along the line when you can't meet up with the son welfare and by then her eye go don dey clear small when she no get too much money fallen on her lap here and there. .
It's not gonna be easy but you have to be mentally strong man cuz that's the reality of life.
If you're able to get your son and make her out of his life and yourlife as well then that's a win win... He just dey pain me like dis but I wish you all the best bro.
Romance / Re: Is It WISE To Be 100% TRUTHFUL In A RELATIONSHIP? by RSVP: 5:33pm On Dec 11, 2020
johnhood:
For me I have been 101% truthful to my girl but me been a sensitive person still feels she deceiving me in a way. Something I ponder why I am that honest with her.

It's good you're being honest with her.. I just hope she won't take that for granted.

virginprincess:
Nowadays, many relationship don't last because they are not built on trust, relationship only last when they are built on trust, but many people especially men don't tell the truth, if i am in a relationship with you and you don't tell me the whole truth about yourself, the day i find know that relationship is offically over because i can never trust you again.

Not only men actually, It always go both ways smiley
But, let's assume we are in a relationship right now and I told you there is one Bola which is of course also my girlfriend as you are....
would you still be with me?

I personally fill there are some things you dear not tell you girlfriend if you love yourself.. If it's my wife then that's another ball game entirely.
Romance / Is It WISE To Be 100% TRUTHFUL In A RELATIONSHIP? by RSVP: 8:58am On Dec 11, 2020
Morning Fellas smiley


So me and my guys were into an argument about if it's right be totally honest in a relationship.

A discussion leads to another and we were talking about how being honest (like telling your girl EVERYTHING about you including you having let's say 2 other girl friends after her ) to her to the extent that you could pickup their calls right in front of her and chat them up anytime just to be transparent btw them and his excuse for being that way is bcuz the girls won't be disappointed in case they did not ended up together... At least all of them would understand undecided and he would be spare for being a good boy cheesy

My argument was this is totally BS and stupid.. I personally would never let any girl know she's not the only one I'm dating or she's not the main chick cuz its just stupid! Things happens and you might ended up getting married to anyone of them so why letting her feel insecure with Nengi, Tolani and Erica?!
You could get yourself fk up big time if you do such thing. No one on this earth like sharing especially when it comes to relationship. So it's better to just play your way around then respect each and everyone of them by acting as a real husband wey you be and let the future decide whatever...... But now, I met an area brother who told me something that shocked me recently undecided

He is married with no kids but there is one particular girl serving somewhere in another state she's also dating. This girl doesn't know brother is married (I think it's over 8 years relationship) and they both talk almost every hour..probably they been promising each other marriage so I was shocked.
Told him to be honest with the girl and come out clean so she doesn't waste her time chasing shadow cuz that one is far more brutal..
So is it a good thing to be 100% honest in a relationship??

I'm of the opinion relationship is bad for our health. Why we no kuku just dey phuck anyhow make everybody dey alright. That is why animals no get problem especially chicken. I phuck you phuck just like the time of Adam and Eve. cool
Romance / Re: He Has A Girlfriend But Does Not Want To Let Me Go by RSVP: 8:51am On Dec 11, 2020
yungrylex00:
This is what you'll do
Walking away just like that isn't the solution
It is tho
But don't just walk away
Think about it
What if the guy truly loves you ?
Men are naturally polygamous in nature
But still they have a girl they don't joke with
First thing is
He lied to the other girl about you
He didn't lie to you about the other girl
Definitely he loves that other girl more than you
The thing you should do is make him choose between you and her.
Forget about the hospitality they gave you at his place
Its a normal bro code
Just to make a girl feel at home

cool


Hmmmm I would drop something right now and hopefully you will get to drop your opinion on it.
Romance / Re: He Has A Girlfriend But Does Not Want To Let Me Go by RSVP: 8:43am On Dec 11, 2020
Gayatri:

Thats it.. Ima disappointment in a big way and believe me even my Creator aint prouda me not even my late parents.. I wish not to even love at all like die single because the world is corrupt for anything true..

Why you beating yourself nah.

It's happens.
Even some mature people got themselves really messed tOo when it comes to relationship so relax.
Make up your mind and move on.
I just hope you'd be strong enough to hang on cuz woman wey dey in love no dey too get sense like that .. Na men even come worse pass.

If he comes knocking and you see the genuinity then all the best..
I for like see ur foto too oo cheesy


@Zzor easy on OP nah.
She's just being mature and honest and I like that.

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Romance / Re: He Has A Girlfriend But Does Not Want To Let Me Go by RSVP: 4:31am On Dec 11, 2020
Gayatri:

What is your take please??..
And I come like this girl sha.
Nah dis type go give you hard time at the initial stage come love you die later but them dey always get their heart broken somehow.
They don't keep much friends and their sex life is usually wack too probably cuz of their up bringing.

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Romance / Re: He Has A Girlfriend But Does Not Want To Let Me Go by RSVP: 4:16am On Dec 11, 2020
Serious entanglement going on here jesuuuu omo mary.

So the summary is: You like him, his ex still in the picture even tho they are in a ON/Off kinda relationship, He likes you too and you both don't want to leave each other hmm .

So you want to prove your "love" to him or perhaps show him reasons for him to see you deserve the "main" chick position OK OK.

Now, I will have to do some serious slapping to reset back ur brain to factory setting if you were my sister but you're not so that's impossible.

you need to leave that guy or tell him straight up to decide and let you see front my friend. Don't get yourself stuck up where there's no light. You will get really messed with this your lovey lovey emotional thing you're doing oo and you no come have real girlfriend that will talk sense to your skull.. If he can be serious with you with all honesty fine and if he can't do without his ex then shut him down. No time

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Family / Re: Help: My Younger Brother Disrespects Me Alot by RSVP: 1:22pm On Dec 10, 2020
Nah see finish nah.
I no understand all dus small small boiz3this days. Bcuz dem Don dey smoke, drink and got into one confra level so dem believe say dem fit rude to people anyhow.
You sef need to be wise. It's clearly you no too tap as per street wise hence the way he's reacting to you....


Firstly prepare for a real fight. Just trap him by asking him to do something for you and of course he would decline and give ham real strong face and beat the hell out of him, like beat him like baby. But you have to apply wisdom to this step oo .. Make sure nah you and him dey house that time and no other person cuz him sef go want prove himself too if him clique dey around and he might eventually wound you so you better guide well sad .... And after that, start keeping strong face and give him meters away where ever you are.. Don't buy him ANYTHING or else he ask politely... No dey shine teeth with ham and whenever his werey friends dey around just bounce out and no relate with any of them. Keep tight face around them... This trick would work or else he's into cultist.. Do no use this method if you noticed he's into cultist.


Secondly, you should start keep distance with him henceforth.. No beating, no all those unnecessary cappins. in fact you need to start drawing lines and as bro.. Dey command ham straight up and don't talk more than once... You been dey jonz with him making him see you as an idiot. So you need to stand up and stop fooling yourself around him..

I once had a friend junior ones trying to use me catch cruise when they started smoking and drinking thinking I be their mate.. I clear them one ofter other and I start playing their silly games with them.. They stop disrespecting me to my face at least they aren't doing it to my face anymore. They fit dey yarn anyhow when I no dey around but them dey comport when I dey around. . The thing about all these small boiz is they will start talking rudely to your face with their clique if you don't shot them down asap.. Go for the big fish among them and the others will sit tight.

Lastly, try and make money or just stop staying indoor all the time.. Let your face scares small for area and when you show no ddey give them face at all. .. I dey vex as I dey type sef smh

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Reacts To Juventus' 3-0 Victory Against Barcelona by RSVP: 11:21am On Dec 09, 2020
Lionelbhass:

Who called who the 'n' word

I swear I no understand :/

Someone should explain how this "Why you say negro? Take happen oo.

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