Ogun re oo nah juju.
Nah juju ooo Ogun ree.


Is there anywhere I can buy that Sunday Ogboho underwear ?

gowonmaharajah:

so upon all this wetin you gain in return?
lol.

Just fun.

No gain no lose

yusluvad:
This is not a super story at all. I've once had a similar, I mean exactly same experience with a girl we've been together for two years and I just bought a new phone, and am having three phones at the same time. I had to give her my latest brand new phone of two days.

The day I gave her that phone was the day I got blocked. Funnily, I also ɠot my phone back after a week just like this my nigga. One yeye girl no fit come dey use me catch cruise.

I can never forget 2017 so fast...

I don't know how it feels like to date a girl for 2 good years and still got played ..

2 years is long enough to know the type of devil you're dealing with mehn. I know some girls are smart but forget she go don give your enough sign to clear ur doubt with that period orelse you no be guy man.

I once friend one small gal. She was all dis young POS girl and she started flirting with me the very first day I went there to use their machine. I got the signal and we connect almost immediately.
She would touch my hands and try to expose her boobs each time I went there. My head sef come deh spin but I still kept my cool as a guy man cuz I know dis girl get mission .

nah the P me deh after. Maybe she's also after the money. .. we started talking about sex the next time I went there. She wanted to act like innocent but I get into her head and press her bad girl button . She go use style style to demand stuffs like she need this she need that but I go just slide the talk to sex talk and she would get carried away. My hood mind wanted to met her needs but I know she's smart so it's most likely trying to use me from the way she sounds so I no care at all.

I went to use another pos somewhere and the transaction wasn't successful then I got debited cuz of the bad network . I walked down to her shop and we started gisting normal . I told her about it and even ask her to buy me soft drink . She did and still offer me 2k as borrow till I sort out my bank issue . I collected the money and gave her back that same evening with extra 500# . And that was the last time I saw her.
All dis happened for just 1week and dis was the same gals that blocked me on whatsapp more than 3times during this 1 week but I no fk her tho :/ So therefore, act like a boss and be in charge when dating all dis young gals.

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless... All Of Them

Don't say that agian!

Defusion Is Female Jhor


The part that really got me was when the OP asked have you used a MTN SMART phone before . I was like mtn smart phone bawo lol

But seriously you need to stop dating all dis immature girls. They're emotionally unstable.
They don't even know what they want yet to start off with.

This is one of the sacriest thing in Nigeria.

I still remember one man named Mr. Ariwoko that was very active on one particular radio program back then in Ogun state had same issue with his property. They served him noticed for 2weeks and he was pleading bad pushing the issue over the media and everywhere in btw that period maybe there would be a solution. so and I was listening to the program that day when he called in and said his house was being demolished right infront of him as he speak..It was very painful to listen to a family man going through all that and the memories still plays in my head till today.

I do not know what one can do in this situation but I will suggest you and other people affected should seek a lawyer's opinion.
It's sad we living in a lawless country where govt do anyhow over the masses.

I pray you overcome this obstacle and find peace.

I will advice you like a friend so you need to brave up man.

Yes your girl is confused and she seems not to have interest in you again. The relationship is now looking as if a pity kinda type. The moment she started feeling she's doing you a favour by staying and choosing you over the other guy then you may end up having a really disturbing issue later if you rush to marriage.

I personally feel this relationship is caging you. I believe you can do better without having to shoulder another man's daughter responsibilities at this stage . we all had dreams of getting married and living a better life before 30 but when the reality changed the story b. only few people were lucky to achieve that dream .
Nobi everybody go marry at a young age oo.

Just calm yourself bro. Don't rush .
Focus on how to better your fashion craft.
Let her go if her mind isn't with you anymore.
She's even loyal to have open up to an extent.
Her family is another demon to deal with even if you force her to marriage. Dem say dem no want make she marry you as a yoruba man.. then I don't know what else you still want her for then.

Ask your pastor how he made his millions and I'm sure he won't give you a truthful answer.

What is the different btw someone who stole meat out of his neighbor soup and a child that stole money from his dad wallet... Both of them nah theif.
So that ur neighbor you deh disturb with you shikrobaba skuskerapepe misakarababaa early morning nobi sin ba?

One thing about all this sheep is they believe God judgement is same way as human so they try not to do the "big" sin cuz they think it carries big punishment.

Dey der make opportunity deh pass you by mugu

Saw this post this morning and I was thinking OP is just a troll.

Make God have mercy on us.

Rest On Vickky.

Just 2 things......

Hack her Facebook and Whatsapp.

Ur eye go clear ozoor

My Grandma usually had this red shining round beautiful thing carefully placed at one corner of her shelve . I always hang around her because I was the last born at that time.

She would take one out of those thing and start chewing then I thought this must be sweet or something so I stole one and kept it inside my pocket.

I forget until later at night this devil start whispering into my ears to dip my hands into my pocket then I found this precious sweet smiling back at me

That devil whisper to me not to lick but swallow everything before my siblings come to take their share then I comply.. my brother, that was one of the most terrific moment of my life

I chop and swallow everything after 15seconds I began to sweat and make some funny sound in a low volume. All my body deh shake like small pikin weh get giri

Bros, I tried to control my self but my body no gree so I scream out!!!!! I scream again!!!!! Everybody don come ..

watin happen I no fit talk oo.. I just deh fume for mouth! my head deh hot and my eyes are very red... I scream and a very hot piss comot for my small john thomas. I later discover I $hit on that spot too cus it was very messy that day

Nah after 20min dem come tell me say that sweet weh I go thief chop nah ATA RODO.

Honestly I would definitely die if I try to do half of the things I've done when I was a little kid.. I once drink kerosene and nothing happened.
Using my brother to practice different smackdown moves after watching wrestling

I can relate with this story.

I have been thinking if this problem of non hygiene are mostly common among people who took religious too extreme cuz they tend to treat every other aspect of their lives raffishly.

I once have a roommate that would sit at one corner of the room and listen to their church program for 4hrs straight and started praying then proceed to speak in tongues for another couple hours. That's not even my concern but what baffles me is this guy would leave pure water Sachets, biscuit nylon, sugar nylon, bread nylon all around the room and you will start seeing different ants everywhere inside room.
I came home on day to see 3cups unwashed lying on the floor. He used it to drink Garri and never wash it.. 3 different cups oo.
Very dirty human being inside and outside.

mariahAngel:


You're too impatient. Make room for grace period.

When you're gracious to others, others will be gracious to you.

You must have skipped the part I said I kept my cool for 2 days then I asked for the money when he refused to mention it and beside our agreement was he will pay me as soon as he got his salary so what's your own definition of impatient??

It's obvious your comment reflect the kind of person you are.

ahiboilandgas:
there also thousand of yoruba cab drivers up north....

I do not like this at all.
What if thet turn against the yorubas living in north too. Those people would suffer what they know nothing about just like the innocent hausas here.

faithfull18:

Shey you got yours back. I have been on a case for over a year now and it's no small amount. I wonder how the loan companies survive sometimes.

I kuku collect ham oo but just last week I foolishly borrowed someone else 10k again

Now I been deh reason he may disappoint me this next Friday... I don't blame people who doesn't want to help sometimes.. Nigeria is filled with wicked souls in disguise.

faithfull18:

You should have considered that before defaulting. Most Nigerians are very inconsiderate and wicked when it comes to paying back what they begged to borrow. The loan company didn't do wrong. You can't run business with sentiments in this part of the world if not they get runned down and the same people would be wondering why.

You're very correct.
I borrowed a colleague of mine 5k just a week before the pay day and he almost swear he would definitely pay back as soon as he receive his salary. . I was convinced and transfer the amount to him.
Would you believe this man received the salary and came to tell me his salary was slashed blah blah blah. I kept my cool for 2 days and he doesn't mention the money he borrowed. I asked him and he said he forgot his USSD pin and won't be able to do transfer but he will send the money when he got home later that evening.. I was very furious and began to call him before he send me my money..

I began to wonder why some people are being so difficult to pay back what they borrow.

MufasaLion:
I still don't understand how some guys end up being played and emotionally manipulated too. All because of 'love'. These hoes gonna bleep any fucking rod regardless of pregnancy!

One can be played for weeks or maybe months but what off me is how can a human being with a decent amount of age could get played for years and he won't even know shii?
You can't play me mugu for a long time like that if no be say you jazz me or something.
It doesn't take long before I smell foul play mehn.
I wasn't even angry until I read the part she says she thought the condom fell off the guy pocket like wtf..

@KingsleyCEO you don't have to get yourself messed up man.. shey you people deh love with your heart ni ...I just don't understand.
You don't need anyone to tell you that she doesn't take you serious in that relationship and you probably on the 10th position on her list so turn her to ur sex doll and show no respect for her anymore.

Is this a movie script or something.



Who consume all these things?

Jwonder:
�� Executives of multinationals are untouchable in Nigeria, efcc is only barking!

I will tell you for free and this is 101% truth.
one biggest project in entire African nation is under construction here in Nigeria and over 300 "expatriates" from indians flew into the country just last weekend and now already at the site working with other members.

They were not quarantine for 14days as regards the Covid-19 protocol for arrivals. I do not know how they pull that stunt but Imagine what risk Nigeria has exposed her citizens to.

I was close to one of the indians middle top management and he once told me "Nothing is impossible in Nigeria" that statement keeps ringing in my head till now.

This country is a total joke!

Jackmj:


PayPal restricted Nigerians from receiving money. And western union is just for gtbank and wema bank.
I use Zenith bank.

I can help you receive the Paypal funds with my Paypal account and send the money to ur bank Nigerian bank if you want but you know the sender have to understand how Paypal works as well so I think you should ask the Paypal if he know how to use Paypal.

Use Paypal or Western Union

35k

Quote me or drop ur digit make we talk if you're in Lagos.
No need if you're not.

Kunlevic1984:
You are a betrayer! That's what what people failed to identify here.

Gbam!!!
3 mature virgins fall on you tonight.

You just spoke my mind.
I hate politicians.
Now if I should picture the scene when he called Sunday and act as the IG so he could discharge from that place... Then i can say PDP must have totally believed him and never knew they got played. Now he has been exposed and they will never trust him again. Smh

OVB123:

Infact God will deliver us from the kind of live we are living in Lagos. 85% of people living in the state, end up spending their monthly salary in the state, year in, year out without anything to show for it.

You're very correct!

I haven't been paid yet but I will be left with just 2k or debt by the time that alert beep.
Lagos taya me .

Lagos is one beautiful hell you'd love to live in when you master the craft very well.

For someone that was born and brought up in IB, lived some decent years in Abk then I thought I should try Lagos the land of opportunity

Few days living in Lagos then I began to realize I'm into big problem. My style and everything about me doesn't just fit in. It seems almost everyone I had an encounter with are mad at me for no reason. You can't even look them in the face bcuz they would make it look like you are about to start a fight or something. Then I started avoiding public places. To enter bus will be problem cuz the conductor will want to hold your change and you will have to talk more than 5times before he even remember you were sitting.

After few months in Lagos then I noticed a drastic change in my DNA. I started getting aggressive for no reason
I began deh yab them If I price my transport fare and the conductor no gree .. I swear for your papa straight and won't mind your response. I started walking like an elephant with my lege lege stature accompany with a very tight angry face now


Tried living in IB again and I got seriously bored. Imagine people won't open shops at 9am In IB and they won't even budge if you stand infront of their shop to buy something. .. I just dey look dem somehow and dem dey look me as a crazy fellow.. Lol

Dem no know say nah Lagos cuz ham