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Sandydayziz:
Okay I really don’t understand what you wrote though.

Read again my friend!

Now!

There is no amount of advice to give you here that will change your mom perception towards your girl..

I think our parents especially mom's need to understand the world has changed totally and it's very hard to see young girls with utmost respect these days. Not that they are bad generally but most of them were carried away with instagram and snapchat lifestyle hence they forget our culture.
Even me sometimes forgot to great ederly people whenever i pass by them in my area which some of them would tag as disrespectful act of which my mind do not pay attention to that and I don't even see it as big deal but to them, it may be offensive.

I was discussing with a friend after we finished watching this football match then a young girl and one small boy like that just came to join us( the boy should be 17 yo and the girl should be 15 cuz she nah one tiny bobs deh her chest .. so small like my pinky finger ) it's just like a open space with bench for anyone to sit and do whatever. Nah so dem start to deh romance for our pressense oo .. kai! I was shocked!
Where everyone was just passing and dis small things just deh kiss deh press their sef anyhow .

I vex my head come deh swell but my other guy just deh laugh me say watin concern me.. e deh strange to me cuz I never for get mind to toast woman at that age not to talk of kissing ah.
That's just to tell you this life don spoil so make our parents no deh take anything we do at heart.

Father's no too deh get problem but you see al this our mama ehn.... Nah protocol over protocol.

Eriokanmi:
Exactly my point. You see, you may never know how some of these so-called celebs rose to stardom. Some were gigolo, while some were into drugs and some were gold diggers and so on. We only hear of their present while they covertly hide their past. That one too calls himself e-lectronic money and people always rush to see his mansion and fleet of cars on social media each time. I just pity those who see them as their mentors.

Well you're very correct bro.

If you know what all these celeb abi so called big men did to acquire their wealth ehn. Person go choke. All dis people have done some really nasty things they're not proud of.
I don't know whom we should blame but I tell you brothern POVERTY IS REALLY A BAD THING!

i don't wanna say this but it is really difficult to break some york if person depend on only salary in this country o..
Salary earner know their levels.

Dis are the first batch of yahoo boiz.

Dey know the game pass all dis now Lekki boiz.


Awon agba firiyoyo

aysnoopy:
The game sweet die for that year. Contra, mario, 5player football called shekere

Italy nah my fav team.
That Caboniiiiiii with white head bandage..
I go tear shot from mid-field

Dis contra no too sweet jhor.

Na that first contra make sense pass.
Dis one nah the VCD game type I'm taking about the real Sega contra


Who can tell me which fighter get dis brutality combo in Sega Mortal Kombat.

XCABCZYXABCZYXZZZZZZ.

BYBBY this is fatality combo tho .. nah one fighter get ham

Ah I like Kabba, Smoke and that Babadudu Nob and if I go select SubZero lasan I go finish you in 2sec

lionphil
aysnoopy
general111
Kingazubuike

Jaqenhghar:
there was a man like that too in Kaduna. After years of working abroad he retired to settle in KAduna. SO there wont be any issue, he went to the ministry of Land and actually followed due process to get his land and started building. he was almost finidshed when the government came to demolish his house. The same people that approved of the sale of the land were the same guys who went to demolish it. THe man just packed his family and went back abroad

I just laugh reading the comments on here .
In as much has we have people who doesn't know which or how to go about getting a valid documents for their properties here in Nigeria, I still want to be 70% of even the lenient ones still got entangled by this govt acquisition property issue . I have see people who had CofO and other valid documents and still yet their house were demolished and when they pushed further with lawsuit and they got frustrated by the already corrupted system and then give up!

Yes you're very correct! @Adeoba10

That Issue of mr Ariwoko made the anchor of that particular program invited people from the land registry in Ogun state to look into the issue live on radio and still yet al they do is talk and talk but they were the same people they issue documents to victim which houses were being demolished.

ekene101:
bro I didn't advise that,but I advised you enter street and do one or two just like almost all guys are doing. even lecturers dey run street,babes dey do am,you think say 95% of phones for phone section for this NL na money dem use buy am,bro na street, record labels,frats, boutique owners etc na street, majority of people wey go bash me na street dem dey do. Nigeria no get direction again o,100k no reach family of 4 eat good meal for two weeks straight. aside whatever you are doing,bros run street join,no reason anybody because laslas nobody go help you,na sorry o go end am. that actor Earnest Asuzu died because of lack of money for better treatment,but today labista is campaigning for people to raise 25m for his burial. just imagine d kinda society we dey,if d guy get d money,shey he go treat himself and still dey alive??
Guy do normal thing wey guys dey do,I no say go carry gun o. just follow up and help your innocent kid. daddy I dey hungry nai pikin know o,dey no know if daddy no get work to get money for food.

Guy man you deh cap well oo.
You see I was reasoning which direction this life is going and I began to realize dis life ehn nah only you waka come oo . DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO TO SURVIVE. ANYTHING WEH UR CONSCEINE NO GO JUDGE YOU ON .. now that ANYTHING I'm talking about depends on you and yourself alone.

You no want do bad, you no want do yahoo , you no want do this in a country where almost everyone is a thief one way or the other.
The truth is either you do good or bad you will still die noni. Even nah people way deh do dis good deh die anyhow. It will be very painful when you have the opportunity to make this money either buy crook or hook and I decide to do holy holy then you got sick and eventually died bcuz you're too poor to afford treatment mehn .

ppl deh shout this imaginary heaven heaven like say they've been there before! Bros live this life weh we see to the fullest and leave heaven aside first.
Una go deh see people buying big big moto and houses. You think say nah only their salary dem take buy ham ba ?? No any form of theif abi??
Even pastors and imam sef deh look for mugu.


Ok oo no worry.

Look inward. The thief could be a friend or a family member.
Someone who is familiar with the dog.

My friend Dog would dare not bark at me even if I haven't been around for months . He would rush me and start swinging his tail so don't you think it's easy to loot my friend house that way

Honestly all this pastors has done our brothers and sisters more damage than good.

Would you believe I was warming our left over beans and I decided to quickly get something at the mallam shop just down the road so I jam a guy there then we began deh talk. My roommate was inside that same room listening to their church program so I thought our beans is safe.
I was surprised to come back home to see the beans still on gas burning! This guy was just sitting there infront of the gas speaking in tongues as he listened to his church program.. I never forgive that guy till we finish sch that year.

If you listening to church program and got your food burnt is bros jesus coming to give you another food ?

Una go just deh make person vex. Watin concern you with bar parlour for God sake.

Since you don't like to mind your space. I would like to advise you to carry your evangelism to a bet9ja shop next time.

Is this not the same story someone posted on
nairaland family section just this morning or so.

Kai! Who copy who now??

Is this not the same story someone posted on family section just this morning or so.

I hail thee oo

Ogun re oo nah juju.
Nah juju ooo Ogun ree.


Is there anywhere I can buy that Sunday Ogboho underwear ?

gowonmaharajah:
so upon all this wetin you gain in return?
lol.

Just fun.

No gain no lose

yusluvad:
This is not a super story at all. I've once had a similar, I mean exactly same experience with a girl we've been together for two years and I just bought a new phone, and am having three phones at the same time. I had to give her my latest brand new phone of two days.

The day I gave her that phone was the day I got blocked. Funnily, I also ɠot my phone back after a week just like this my nigga. One yeye girl no fit come dey use me catch cruise.

I can never forget 2017 so fast...

I don't know how it feels like to date a girl for 2 good years and still got played ..

2 years is long enough to know the type of devil you're dealing with mehn. I know some girls are smart but forget she go don give your enough sign to clear ur doubt with that period orelse you no be guy man.

I once friend one small gal. She was all dis young POS girl and she started flirting with me the very first day I went there to use their machine. I got the signal and we connect almost immediately.
She would touch my hands and try to expose her boobs each time I went there. My head sef come deh spin but I still kept my cool as a guy man cuz I know dis girl get mission .

nah the P me deh after. Maybe she's also after the money. .. we started talking about sex the next time I went there. She wanted to act like innocent but I get into her head and press her bad girl button . She go use style style to demand stuffs like she need this she need that but I go just slide the talk to sex talk and she would get carried away. My hood mind wanted to met her needs but I know she's smart so it's most likely trying to use me from the way she sounds so I no care at all.

I went to use another pos somewhere and the transaction wasn't successful then I got debited cuz of the bad network . I walked down to her shop and we started gisting normal . I told her about it and even ask her to buy me soft drink . She did and still offer me 2k as borrow till I sort out my bank issue . I collected the money and gave her back that same evening with extra 500# . And that was the last time I saw her.
All dis happened for just 1week and dis was the same gals that blocked me on whatsapp more than 3times during this 1 week but I no fk her tho :/ So therefore, act like a boss and be in charge when dating all dis young gals.

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless... All Of Them

Don't say that agian!

Defusion Is Female Jhor


The part that really got me was when the OP asked have you used a MTN SMART phone before . I was like mtn smart phone bawo lol

But seriously you need to stop dating all dis immature girls. They're emotionally unstable.
They don't even know what they want yet to start off with.

This is one of the sacriest thing in Nigeria.

I still remember one man named Mr. Ariwoko that was very active on one particular radio program back then in Ogun state had same issue with his property. They served him noticed for 2weeks and he was pleading bad pushing the issue over the media and everywhere in btw that period maybe there would be a solution. so and I was listening to the program that day when he called in and said his house was being demolished right infront of him as he speak..It was very painful to listen to a family man going through all that and the memories still plays in my head till today.

I do not know what one can do in this situation but I will suggest you and other people affected should seek a lawyer's opinion.
It's sad we living in a lawless country where govt do anyhow over the masses.

I pray you overcome this obstacle and find peace.

I will advice you like a friend so you need to brave up man.

Yes your girl is confused and she seems not to have interest in you again. The relationship is now looking as if a pity kinda type. The moment she started feeling she's doing you a favour by staying and choosing you over the other guy then you may end up having a really disturbing issue later if you rush to marriage.

I personally feel this relationship is caging you. I believe you can do better without having to shoulder another man's daughter responsibilities at this stage . we all had dreams of getting married and living a better life before 30 but when the reality changed the story b. only few people were lucky to achieve that dream .
Nobi everybody go marry at a young age oo.

Just calm yourself bro. Don't rush .
Focus on how to better your fashion craft.
Let her go if her mind isn't with you anymore.
She's even loyal to have open up to an extent.
Her family is another demon to deal with even if you force her to marriage. Dem say dem no want make she marry you as a yoruba man.. then I don't know what else you still want her for then.

Ask your pastor how he made his millions and I'm sure he won't give you a truthful answer.

What is the different btw someone who stole meat out of his neighbor soup and a child that stole money from his dad wallet... Both of them nah theif.
So that ur neighbor you deh disturb with you shikrobaba skuskerapepe misakarababaa early morning nobi sin ba?

One thing about all this sheep is they believe God judgement is same way as human so they try not to do the "big" sin cuz they think it carries big punishment.

Dey der make opportunity deh pass you by mugu

Saw this post this morning and I was thinking OP is just a troll.

Make God have mercy on us.

Rest On Vickky.

Just 2 things......

Hack her Facebook and Whatsapp.

Ur eye go clear ozoor

My Grandma usually had this red shining round beautiful thing carefully placed at one corner of her shelve . I always hang around her because I was the last born at that time.

She would take one out of those thing and start chewing then I thought this must be sweet or something so I stole one and kept it inside my pocket.

I forget until later at night this devil start whispering into my ears to dip my hands into my pocket then I found this precious sweet smiling back at me

That devil whisper to me not to lick but swallow everything before my siblings come to take their share then I comply.. my brother, that was one of the most terrific moment of my life

I chop and swallow everything after 15seconds I began to sweat and make some funny sound in a low volume. All my body deh shake like small pikin weh get giri

Bros, I tried to control my self but my body no gree so I scream out!!!!! I scream again!!!!! Everybody don come ..

watin happen I no fit talk oo.. I just deh fume for mouth! my head deh hot and my eyes are very red... I scream and a very hot piss comot for my small john thomas. I later discover I $hit on that spot too cus it was very messy that day

Nah after 20min dem come tell me say that sweet weh I go thief chop nah ATA RODO.

Honestly I would definitely die if I try to do half of the things I've done when I was a little kid.. I once drink kerosene and nothing happened.
Using my brother to practice different smackdown moves after watching wrestling

I can relate with this story.

I have been thinking if this problem of non hygiene are mostly common among people who took religious too extreme cuz they tend to treat every other aspect of their lives raffishly.

I once have a roommate that would sit at one corner of the room and listen to their church program for 4hrs straight and started praying then proceed to speak in tongues for another couple hours. That's not even my concern but what baffles me is this guy would leave pure water Sachets, biscuit nylon, sugar nylon, bread nylon all around the room and you will start seeing different ants everywhere inside room.
I came home on day to see 3cups unwashed lying on the floor. He used it to drink Garri and never wash it.. 3 different cups oo.
Very dirty human being inside and outside.

mariahAngel:
You're too impatient. Make room for grace period.

When you're gracious to others, others will be gracious to you.

You must have skipped the part I said I kept my cool for 2 days then I asked for the money when he refused to mention it and beside our agreement was he will pay me as soon as he got his salary so what's your own definition of impatient??

It's obvious your comment reflect the kind of person you are.

ahiboilandgas:
there also thousand of yoruba cab drivers up north....

I do not like this at all.
What if thet turn against the yorubas living in north too. Those people would suffer what they know nothing about just like the innocent hausas here.