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RomanceRe: Fun Time : How Many Likes And Shares Have You Gotten Since You Join Nairaland by samysmoothfresh: 4:37pm On Oct 01, 2018
frbona:
you a sadist or something?
who wants to know?

RomanceRe: The Issue Of Calling Husband's Siblings Auntie/broda by samysmoothfresh: 4:35pm On Oct 01, 2018
KoCoKandy:
Exactly my point, yes.
you could sit your husband down and explain to him the situation or you can as well just call the youngest of them all by his/her first name........................he/she just might not protest


personally though i wouldnt mind nor give a fvck what people call me or demand i call dem

they are all bloody names............
RomanceRe: Fun Time : How Many Likes And Shares Have You Gotten Since You Join Nairaland by samysmoothfresh: 4:32pm On Oct 01, 2018
This is the kind of "fun" you want to have?

#spits

RomanceRe: The Issue Of Calling Husband's Siblings Auntie/broda by samysmoothfresh: 4:28pm On Oct 01, 2018
KoCoKandy:
Smiles..
Miles from that.
i see.........


So what would you rather call then anyways................by their first name too?
RomanceRe: The Issue Of Calling Husband's Siblings Auntie/broda by samysmoothfresh: 4:10pm On Oct 01, 2018
eph12:
So just to call someone auntie or broda is what want to crash your marriage? The things we see on the internet sha
my brother the thing weak me too o


though it sounds absurd calling your husbands younger siblings broda and sista especially when you are older than them but na that one go con make a whole marriage (wey don even produce children) crash?


Na wa o................op don tire for her husband but she no wan talk am direct na im make her talk say she regret entering the family, meaning say she regret marrying the man cheesy

op don find new and better bobo cheesy


#pride

#ego

#fvck

RomanceRe: Wat Is A Born Again Christian Doing In The Romance Section Hypocrites!. by samysmoothfresh: 3:57pm On Oct 01, 2018
And what's a ret@rd doing on the internet

you should be in an asylum confined to a bed undecided
RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 3:46pm On Oct 01, 2018
pocohantas:
Uncle alpha male, if e too smell, fold your prick put back for trouser. Find another one wey no dey smell na...

If all of them too smell, turn celibate o.

Because this topic has been over flogged, and I have seem you all on these threads.

Some toto will continue to smell oooo.
It is the reality. You didn't die when you were thrusting, konji na bad thing sha...you won't die now.

That said, I am still waiting to know whose girlfriends and sisters are these girls with smelly vaginas... grin grin
it has been "over flogged", yet no improvement....................how convenient!!!


Smelly vagina is not something to be proud of, its a disease.......


Curb it and stop this BS


3rd generation feminists..........................

#spits
RomanceRe: Popular IG Entertainer,tundeednut Posted This On IG And See Reactions He Got by samysmoothfresh: 3:22pm On Oct 01, 2018
I told her:

"babe i'm only innit for the sex"

she saw the little dho i had and replied:

"boo, i know you lying.............i know you want a relationship"

i give a devilish smile and say "okay"


dont make these hoes look like the victims cos majority know the true intention of their supposed spouse but still play along cos they prolly have something to gain


only a few naive ones are trully deceived

RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 3:03pm On Oct 01, 2018
SexExpert:
I will speak as a doctor.

Overall, hygiene has less to do with virginal odours. This means that most cases of vaginal odour are not caused by poor hygiene.

Vaginal odours are caused by vaginal infections.
There are different kinds of infections. Some are as follows:

1. Candidiasis is a yeast infection and very common. Hygiene may play a little role in getting this one.

2. Bacterial Vaginosis is caused by overgrowth of bacterial which is usually due to overuse of antibiotics

3. Sexually transmitted infections. From my experience, most cases of vaginal odours are caused by STDs and the main culprit is multiple sex partners.

There are others like Trichomoniasis, etc.

Be aware that Candidiasis can also be sexually transmitted, same for Trichomoniasis.

In summary, most cases of vaginal odours are caused by STDs and having multiple sexual partners is the main culprit.

Condoms may protect against HIV but other STDs can be transmitted through body fluids contact.

Anyone with an unusual odour should see a doctor.
thanks alot for this
RomanceRe: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Off Big Boobs To Celebrate Independence by samysmoothfresh: 2:47pm On Oct 01, 2018
Idiots!!!!

They must open their body for one celebration or the other..


How breast and independence relate, i dont know.


They can never go a full day without going unclad or half unclad for the world to see.......................everyday at least one must go unclad or semi unclad for all to see

they cannot survive until they show us their breast, thighs, ass, vagina


anyways who are we to complain.............


#you open, we look..

RomanceRe: Help by samysmoothfresh: 2:40pm On Oct 01, 2018
Na wah o


the way una dey abuse the word "HELP" ehn undecided


meanwhile, op how many girls you don propose to now

RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 2:33pm On Oct 01, 2018
pocohantas:
So, you mean the guys in answer 1... they knack these smelly pussy for years, we know Naija guys can knack na. The smell does not deter them, they wife her.

They become the guy in answer2. They stop talking about her smelly pussy online. They logout and face reality (i.e) the smelly pussy. They talk to her about it and take her to the doctor. They realize a shame on our pussy is a shame on them...

Marriage sure has a way of making boys, men...

Lemme go back to dancing *oya whine for the kpa...shepe, go down for the kpa*
i dont understand you o


Do you think a majority of guys would marry a lady knowing she has smelly vagina?


are you implying that a married woman with foul vagina odour must have had it before getting married?


Are you suggesting married men come out to publicly complain of their wives having smelly pussy?


Instead of all these long unnecessary talk about men and boys, find a way to educate and in the long run curb this sorry (annoying) problem..............

You are suppose to educate, assist, help, empower and look after your fellow women as a feminist right...........................or does feminism involve finding fault in or fighting men only



all this talk of married men not complaining is utter nonsense.......................


Instead, Solve the damn problem!!!!!!..............do it for us at least (so we dont die of foul smell) if you cant do it for yourselves!!!!
RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 1:45pm On Oct 01, 2018
1StopRudeness:
That's my fallacious conclusion..nobody has to agree
oh well, it could be true for all we know smiley

thanks for your input
RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 1:44pm On Oct 01, 2018
Ishilove:
Anyway, I will speak from the POV of a female.

The vagina has a natural musty odour which can be greatly influenced by our diet. I heard eating fruits like pineapples and mangoes can make the vagina taste sweet. I don't know if this true. Y'all who go around dipping your mouths into pussies should kindly confirm.

Poor hygiene and infections are major culprits. According to Mayo clinic, common causes of nasty vaginal odor include:

-Vaginitis (bacterial vaginosis)- an overgrowth of normally occurring vaginal bacteria

-Poor hygiene

-A retained or forgotten tampon left in place for several days (how someone can forget a tampon in there boggles the mind)

-Trichomoniasis

Read more below and stop hating:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/vaginal-odor/basics/causes/sym-20050664
all the highlighted probable causes are all a function of personal hygiene and physical cleaniness.


That girl is like neatest girl i've ever seen.


I guess i'll never know why she had smelly vagina since it's obviously not cause of how clean she is.


Thanks for the info BTW
RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 1:32pm On Oct 01, 2018
ceejayx:
I hate it when girls give this stupid excuse of having infection when smelly pussy topics are raised...brethren don't be deceived



ALL PUSSIES STINK!!!
Infected or not it will still smell..Do u know why its called pussyhuh
Cos its filled with
PUS
URINE
&
SMELLY
SECRETED
YEAST

RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 1:30pm On Oct 01, 2018
Ishilove:
I'm not a feminist. I'm just addressing you the way i'd address my own brother if I learned he went dipping into a risky ocean, protected or not.

Whether or not you moved mountains to get that kitten, the fact that the said kitten had its natural flora and fauna all out of sync is enough to withdraw lil Sammy and keep it safe in yer trousers. No punny is worth the risk trust me.

You check yourself properly. [b]The devil works in crafty ways[\b]
yea you prolly right...........................and i'm certain i wont be doing this for a pretty long time (sex i mean)


@embolden, no dey put fear for my mind abeg sad....................
RomanceRe: See What This Guy Posted On Social Media by samysmoothfresh: 1:11pm On Oct 01, 2018
Jamariwolff:
no need saying anything. Faqqot
kiss kiss kiss

RomanceRe: See What This Guy Posted On Social Media by samysmoothfresh: 1:03pm On Oct 01, 2018
Jamariwolff:
hmmmm. Booty worshipper?
Male booty shey
i'm officially not saying anything.


I'm only gonna leave you with a wink

RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 12:59pm On Oct 01, 2018
Ishilove:
So you still went ahead dipped you preek into something that smells like 3months sour beans? You see how people take unnecessary and useless risks?

She probably has an infection. Vaginacitis or some _shit like that and you, my friend, have been infected. It is probably hiding in your body, slowly incubating and taking it's sweet time before it rears it's ugly, stinky head.

She also blocked you out because she felt used and abused. You should have hidden your revulsion at her odoriferous lady bits with more subtlety, but no, you had to show it and she felt humiliated.

Nasty you
wow!...............babe relax.


Y'know I'm caught between believing you actually do care or you're just being a feminist quick to defend a damsel in distress..........cheesy


Anyways dont worry about me, i used a condom plus i went for a check up on friday......................i intend going again next week


i honestly couldnt let my efforts go to waste......................you can't even begin to imagine the shiiiits i did to get that p****y embarassed
RomanceRe: Some Fathers Are Worthless And Should Be Used For Ritual by samysmoothfresh: 12:46pm On Oct 01, 2018
MrHandsome2013:
.. You are full of jiggery pokery.. You are an incorrigible and a gargatuan braggadocio.

RomanceRe: Some Fathers Are Worthless And Should Be Used For Ritual by samysmoothfresh: 12:36pm On Oct 01, 2018
If you have a prob with your father, go and fight him and leave us out of it!!
RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 12:30pm On Oct 01, 2018
pocohantas:
Pls I have some questions to ask.


1) Ever since I started hearing guys complain of smelly vaginas. I have never seen a guy admit it is his babe's vagina that smells. Always one random girl or a one-night stand.
So, whose MAIN girlfriends and sisters are these girls with smelly vaginas?

2) I have never seen married men talk about this, always young boys. Is it that married women don't have this problem or it stops immediately they become Mrs?

3) Did this bad hygiene and infections start in this generation or it has always been there. Did our fathers also encounter it? Where did they gather to talk about it? In their age grade meetings or where?

I am just wondering...
1) seen?...........i dont know, but "heard and/or read", them plenty!!.................i saw two threads last week and both were of guys "complaining" of their girlfriends smelly vagina........
I've read and/or heard of many others too......................... Why you haven't seen, heard or read, i dont know.



2) you dont expect a married man to come telling the public he's wife have smelly vagina and asking what he should do when he can easily sit his wife down tell her and they both find a solution (visit a doctor obviously)................never the less, it doesnt mean they dont do it cos i have read of one case where the married man complained.

I know you'll ask if a married man is not suppose to complain publicly, why do dem single guys who experience it complain................
Ans: cos they are single and not married to the said ladies!!..........finding a way to tell her (knowing you have no right, being a mere boyfriend) is an herculean task.............and when you eventually pass that hurdle, you then have to deal with her reaction.



3) i'll ask my great grand dad and get back to you, luckily for us, he's still alive and just wont die undecided
i'm sure he'll have the answers
RomanceRe: See What This Guy Posted On Social Media by samysmoothfresh: 12:12pm On Oct 01, 2018
He looks so cute and hot!!!

RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 11:58am On Oct 01, 2018
tee59:
Is this really true? It may be an infection which she is not aware of or [b]a lover of dicks.[\b]
yea it could be an infection

as for the bolded, i did my findings and no, she aiint one, plus she's quite a reserved lady
RomanceRe: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 11:55am On Oct 01, 2018
1StopRudeness:
We all can relate.......I've had some encounter with our Nigerian ladies...and I would like to conclude that it isn't totally about neatness cos some ladies are neat yet they smell down there....
I would like to attribute to largely the diet and partly the hot temperature...I have been abroad a couple of times and I must say that the ladies don't smell down there...I don't have a statistical data as I didn't conduct a documented research. It was however an apprciable unbiased sampling number..
really?.................diet?
RomanceIs Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by samysmoothfresh(op): 11:28am On Oct 01, 2018
I'll go straight to the point.......


Met this girl some time back..............babe is pretty AF!! And super clean.

she washes her hands before and after holding a spoon to eat in a restaurant, disinfects her hands with some hand spray after touching dirty surfaces, clothes always neat, smells nice (courtesy of some really expensive cologne), always go with at least 2 new handerkerchiefs, drinks only bottled water, doesnt like being under the sun rays for too long hence, she takes a cab to wherever she goes etc................


She practically was a clean freak!!!


On the d-day, i picked a time when most of me lodge mates have all gone out, had room cleaned thoroughly (knowing she loves "clean"wink, bed neatly arranged, lunch ready, and even though BEDC assisted me that day, i still had stand by gen on ground with tank full.


I could easily have sworn the heavens smiled upon me even though i was about to commit a sin cos things were literally going smooth and as planned.


Babe arrived 13-15 mins after the agreed time............shiiit was about to go down!!


Kissing, smooching, touching, rubbing, licking, climbing, sucking, slapping, grinding, pulling, kicking, tickling, and pinching followed.


Temperature rising above 50 degree celsius despite cool air emanating from AC.................shiiit just started going down!!


I had already done everything except the two most important; FINGERING AND PENETRATING!!!


Time to grab the rod and part the sea for easy passage.

Fingers placed on pant straps, pulling down the the barrier slow and steady and then...........



I didnt notice then, but now that i think on it, time definitely did pause at that particular moment.



I have never encountered a smelly vagina before (not that i've had sex many times though) but i've heard and read that it smells like fish...


At first i was confused cos
1) knowing how neat she was, i never expected that

and

2) i swear, what i perceived was not fish, the smell was much much worse...........it smelled like a 3 months old sour beans in the begining and later smelt like dead rat....

It was so bad that little samy went flaccid.

How it later got up to continue the deed eludes me.............perhaps it didnt want all the effort i put go to waste, i dont know.


Now i dont know for she if she perceived it cos i never said anything but i am sure the saw the constant frown a wore during the whole ordeal cos she hasnt called or replied my message since that day..






I didnt write this to shame her or any lady with same shiiit


i just want to know cos it quite suprising seeing how much of a clean freak she was: IS SMELLY VAGINA A FUNCTION OF PHYSICAL CLEANINESS?

Like does it depend on how clean a lady is physically?
RomanceRe: -_- by samysmoothfresh: 10:24am On Oct 01, 2018
Did you screenshot this from the phone of the lady the guy supposedly cheated with coss ayam not understanding o







or wait perhaps i do understand!


1) There are two guys involved in this shiiiit and one is the boyfriend

2) there's only one girl involved and that girl is you op

3) the chat you posted is between the girl (you) and one of the two guys involved (the one who's not the boyfriend)

4) to answer your question: "is this guy cheating"
ans: NO, but the girl (you) cheated and is planning to do so again..........a rematch!


5) the other guy (the boyfriend) caught the girl (you) perhaps after going through her phone


6) the girl (you) denies cheating and desperately needs the "public opinions" to back her up hence the creation of this thread.

OR

7) this shiiit is prolly as fake as nicki minaj's boobs


Too much sense wee nor kee me!

RomanceRe: What Drugs Can I Take To Me Boost My Sexual Performance by samysmoothfresh:
Oga one minute man na one minute man


e no get wetin you go take wey go fit change am!!


To fvck no be government work



fvck the one you can fvck (the normal one minute) and leave the rest for the bitch

RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Uses Nigerian Flag To Cover Her unclothedness In Sexy Independence by samysmoothfresh: 10:02am On Oct 01, 2018
I knew one of them idiot ladies would do something like this (though i expected worse)



these bitches just cant keep their damn body fully clothed for a single day.........................they cant keep their shiiit from our eyes.




Every single day, one of dem dumb bitches must go unclad or semi-unclad before the world's eye..........................esp on holidays


#spits

RomanceRe: Should I Call Her? by samysmoothfresh: 9:45am On Oct 01, 2018
Oga dont call her..........................the next time she calls you would be 4yrs from now



biiitch aiiint into you niggy!!

RomanceRe: Is It Necessary For A Boyfriend To Beat His Girlfriend Other Than Keeping Silent by samysmoothfresh: 9:35am On Oct 01, 2018
My great grand dad once said:

"Never spank a woman (girfriend or wife) unless during sex"

RomanceRe: It's Sin For Married Couples To Have Sex For Pleasure - Nigerian Lady by samysmoothfresh: 9:29am On Oct 01, 2018
Na wah o


who be this one again?

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