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frbona:who wants to know?
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KoCoKandy:you could sit your husband down and explain to him the situation or you can as well just call the youngest of them all by his/her first name........................he/she just might not protest personally though i wouldnt mind nor give a fvck what people call me or demand i call dem they are all bloody names............ |
This is the kind of "fun" you want to have? #spits
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KoCoKandy:i see......... So what would you rather call then anyways................by their first name too? |
eph12:my brother the thing weak me too o though it sounds absurd calling your husbands younger siblings broda and sista especially when you are older than them but na that one go con make a whole marriage (wey don even produce children) crash? Na wa o................op don tire for her husband but she no wan talk am direct na im make her talk say she regret entering the family, meaning say she regret marrying the man ![]() op don find new and better bobo ![]() #pride #ego #fvck
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And what's a ret@rd doing on the internet you should be in an asylum confined to a bed ![]() |
pocohantas:it has been "over flogged", yet no improvement....................how convenient!!! Smelly vagina is not something to be proud of, its a disease....... Curb it and stop this BS 3rd generation feminists.......................... #spits |
I told her: "babe i'm only innit for the sex" she saw the little dho i had and replied: "boo, i know you lying.............i know you want a relationship" i give a devilish smile and say "okay" dont make these hoes look like the victims cos majority know the true intention of their supposed spouse but still play along cos they prolly have something to gain only a few naive ones are trully deceived
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SexExpert:thanks alot for this |
Idiots!!!! They must open their body for one celebration or the other.. How breast and independence relate, i dont know. They can never go a full day without going unclad or half unclad for the world to see.......................everyday at least one must go unclad or semi unclad for all to see they cannot survive until they show us their breast, thighs, ass, vagina anyways who are we to complain............. #you open, we look..
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Na wah o the way una dey abuse the word "HELP" ehn ![]() meanwhile, op how many girls you don propose to now
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pocohantas:i dont understand you o Do you think a majority of guys would marry a lady knowing she has smelly vagina? are you implying that a married woman with foul vagina odour must have had it before getting married? Are you suggesting married men come out to publicly complain of their wives having smelly pussy? Instead of all these long unnecessary talk about men and boys, find a way to educate and in the long run curb this sorry (annoying) problem.............. You are suppose to educate, assist, help, empower and look after your fellow women as a feminist right...........................or does feminism involve finding fault in or fighting men only all this talk of married men not complaining is utter nonsense....................... Instead, Solve the damn problem!!!!!!..............do it for us at least (so we dont die of foul smell) if you cant do it for yourselves!!!! |
1StopRudeness:oh well, it could be true for all we know ![]() thanks for your input |
Ishilove:all the highlighted probable causes are all a function of personal hygiene and physical cleaniness. That girl is like neatest girl i've ever seen. I guess i'll never know why she had smelly vagina since it's obviously not cause of how clean she is. Thanks for the info BTW |
ceejayx:
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Ishilove:yea you prolly right...........................and i'm certain i wont be doing this for a pretty long time (sex i mean) @embolden, no dey put fear for my mind abeg .................... |
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Jamariwolff:i'm officially not saying anything. I'm only gonna leave you with a ![]()
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Ishilove:wow!...............babe relax. Y'know I'm caught between believing you actually do care or you're just being a feminist quick to defend a damsel in distress.......... ![]() Anyways dont worry about me, i used a condom plus i went for a check up on friday......................i intend going again next week i honestly couldnt let my efforts go to waste......................you can't even begin to imagine the shiiiits i did to get that p****y ![]() |
MrHandsome2013:
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If you have a prob with your father, go and fight him and leave us out of it!! |
pocohantas:1) seen?...........i dont know, but "heard and/or read", them plenty!!.................i saw two threads last week and both were of guys "complaining" of their girlfriends smelly vagina........ I've read and/or heard of many others too......................... Why you haven't seen, heard or read, i dont know. 2) you dont expect a married man to come telling the public he's wife have smelly vagina and asking what he should do when he can easily sit his wife down tell her and they both find a solution (visit a doctor obviously)................never the less, it doesnt mean they dont do it cos i have read of one case where the married man complained. I know you'll ask if a married man is not suppose to complain publicly, why do dem single guys who experience it complain................ Ans: cos they are single and not married to the said ladies!!..........finding a way to tell her (knowing you have no right, being a mere boyfriend) is an herculean task.............and when you eventually pass that hurdle, you then have to deal with her reaction. 3) i'll ask my great grand dad and get back to you, luckily for us, he's still alive and just wont die ![]() i'm sure he'll have the answers |
He looks so cute and hot!!!
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tee59:yea it could be an infection as for the bolded, i did my findings and no, she aiint one, plus she's quite a reserved lady |
1StopRudeness:really?.................diet? |
I'll go straight to the point....... Met this girl some time back..............babe is pretty AF!! And super clean. she washes her hands before and after holding a spoon to eat in a restaurant, disinfects her hands with some hand spray after touching dirty surfaces, clothes always neat, smells nice (courtesy of some really expensive cologne), always go with at least 2 new handerkerchiefs, drinks only bottled water, doesnt like being under the sun rays for too long hence, she takes a cab to wherever she goes etc................ She practically was a clean freak!!! On the d-day, i picked a time when most of me lodge mates have all gone out, had room cleaned thoroughly (knowing she loves "clean" , bed neatly arranged, lunch ready, and even though BEDC assisted me that day, i still had stand by gen on ground with tank full.I could easily have sworn the heavens smiled upon me even though i was about to commit a sin cos things were literally going smooth and as planned. Babe arrived 13-15 mins after the agreed time............shiiit was about to go down!! Kissing, smooching, touching, rubbing, licking, climbing, sucking, slapping, grinding, pulling, kicking, tickling, and pinching followed. Temperature rising above 50 degree celsius despite cool air emanating from AC.................shiiit just started going down!! I had already done everything except the two most important; FINGERING AND PENETRATING!!! Time to grab the rod and part the sea for easy passage. Fingers placed on pant straps, pulling down the the barrier slow and steady and then........... I didnt notice then, but now that i think on it, time definitely did pause at that particular moment. I have never encountered a smelly vagina before (not that i've had sex many times though) but i've heard and read that it smells like fish... At first i was confused cos 1) knowing how neat she was, i never expected that and 2) i swear, what i perceived was not fish, the smell was much much worse...........it smelled like a 3 months old sour beans in the begining and later smelt like dead rat.... It was so bad that little samy went flaccid. How it later got up to continue the deed eludes me.............perhaps it didnt want all the effort i put go to waste, i dont know. Now i dont know for she if she perceived it cos i never said anything but i am sure the saw the constant frown a wore during the whole ordeal cos she hasnt called or replied my message since that day.. I didnt write this to shame her or any lady with same shiiit i just want to know cos it quite suprising seeing how much of a clean freak she was: IS SMELLY VAGINA A FUNCTION OF PHYSICAL CLEANINESS? Like does it depend on how clean a lady is physically? |
Did you screenshot this from the phone of the lady the guy supposedly cheated with coss ayam not understanding o or wait perhaps i do understand! 1) There are two guys involved in this shiiiit and one is the boyfriend 2) there's only one girl involved and that girl is you op 3) the chat you posted is between the girl (you) and one of the two guys involved (the one who's not the boyfriend) 4) to answer your question: "is this guy cheating" ans: NO, but the girl (you) cheated and is planning to do so again..........a rematch! 5) the other guy (the boyfriend) caught the girl (you) perhaps after going through her phone 6) the girl (you) denies cheating and desperately needs the "public opinions" to back her up hence the creation of this thread. OR 7) this shiiit is prolly as fake as nicki minaj's boobs Too much sense wee nor kee me!
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Oga one minute man na one minute man e no get wetin you go take wey go fit change am!! To fvck no be government work fvck the one you can fvck (the normal one minute) and leave the rest for the bitch
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I knew one of them idiot ladies would do something like this (though i expected worse) these bitches just cant keep their damn body fully clothed for a single day.........................they cant keep their shiiit from our eyes. Every single day, one of dem dumb bitches must go unclad or semi-unclad before the world's eye..........................esp on holidays #spits
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Oga dont call her..........................the next time she calls you would be 4yrs from now biiitch aiiint into you niggy!!
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My great grand dad once said: "Never spank a woman (girfriend or wife) unless during sex"
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Na wah o who be this one again?
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