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Romance › Re: Should My Best Friend Always Hang Out With My Girlfriiend?? by samysmoothfresh: 10:45pm On Oct 06, 2018

CaptainMitch:
You are handsome, nice dp.

this sounds really weird coming from a guy undecided

thanks anyways and talk to any party cos shiiiit is definitely going or soon to go down between them.............

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Romance › Re: Teenage Port Harcourt Girl Shares Her Own Nudes On Fb To Get Famous by samysmoothfresh: 10:39pm On Oct 06, 2018

Who gave birth to this sorry piece of shiiiit?

These are the potential oloshos who end up as evening news papers

#spits a thousand times

#picks up vaseline cup

and stone her lime-look-alike bweast........

#spits again

Romance › Re: Should My Best Friend Always Hang Out With My Girlfriiend?? by samysmoothfresh: 10:33pm On Oct 06, 2018

My cousin (almost like a close blood brother) was super close to my 3rd ex and later got to fvck her even before i did (which i never really did)

this one is your best friend...............best friend cheesy

#hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha...........

To be continued......

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Romance › Re: Pastor Charles Kalombo Apologizes For Sending Nude Videos To Married Woman by samysmoothfresh: 10:12pm On Oct 06, 2018

See this shameless idiot blaming poor devil for his waywardness

what i dont understand is why he's apologizing to his bishop...................someone that prolly does worse

anyways trust these pastors, reverends, bishops, apostle, deacons, senior reverend, arch bishops, senior apostle, priests, elders, evangelists, etc at your own peril

while you wallow in poverty and naively give them your money, they buy cars, build houses, by private jets, build expensive universities and buy unlimited data to send nudes to your wives, sisters and fellow church goers

imagine paying before and for prayer session

buying #250 olive oil for #25000

paying tithe, offering, 2nd offering, thanks giving money, plate money, etc all on one day; a sunday

church business is really booming at the moment.............
It's the easiest business where you dont have to do much to lure people to buy your wares

i might even open one soon

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Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 6:25pm On Oct 05, 2018

grayht:
hehehehehe.. the vagina go wide like tunnel just like the viral video of the Facebook girl who went to visit some guys

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Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 6:20pm On Oct 05, 2018

xpool:
You lose your money, time and energy.
(1) She takes your money and makes profit from your loss.

(2)You get orgasm per round.
She gets copious orgasms per round; depending on how you kill your self per round.
You pump up and down to satisfy her on top your money.
She does not work to satisfy you, even when she moans in pleasure, you foolishly think you have killed.

(3) You even lick and suck her vvagina even when most of them are smelling like pre-independence latrine, yet you paid and willing to pay more.

My guy nothing wey we dey ravage,
(4)Na Dem Dey Ravage Us

(1) we broke guys no get money to lose....................which money dem wan collect?

(2) which orgasm?............oga we one-minute men no dey give any stupid hoe any yeye orgasm................we no dey give dem orgasm even by mistake becos before dem don pull pant, we don already cum.............

(3) lick wetin?................wetin lick?..................suck wetin?.................which vagina?,..........vagina which?............................ undecided

(4) Na dem dey ravage you and una!!!!........................dem no dey ravage me and us!!!

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Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2018

pressplay411:
His essence, his soul. Proverbs 6:26 For by means of a harlot A man is reduced to a crust of bread; And an adulteress will prey upon his precious life.

udonminit!!!

Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 5:48pm On Oct 05, 2018

PweryCha:
as small as you are.. spoilt child

i have one on right now....................... tongue

you wanna guess what ama 'bout to do with it?

Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 5:46pm On Oct 05, 2018

IamPlato:
...

That Is What Your Father Should Have Used To Avoid something Like You

Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 1:21pm On Oct 05, 2018

Saff:
Mr interviewer, stop asking me stupid questions.

Mrs predator the prey catcher

gettout!! undecided

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Family › Re: 39-Year-Old Woman Kneels To Serve 19-Year-Old Husband She Just Married by samysmoothfresh: 1:16pm On Oct 05, 2018

MariaLavina:
I doubt it if I will end up with a Libra, but if that happens no worry, I will massage your ego well well. But last last Na me you go serve

donstan18:
Ruthdaniel?

so she's RD........

Should have known

Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 12:43pm On Oct 05, 2018

Saff:
Is that supposed to be a loss for me? I don’t understand.

how would "he" (a man) be a prey?

What will "he" the prey lose?

I dont understand

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Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 11:54am On Oct 05, 2018

Saff:
Make up and hair to attract my preys.

preys that'll still end up devouring you and ravaging your vagina........................

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Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 11:50am On Oct 05, 2018

Condom

and at few times when i'm overly broke and cant get one, i go to a near by hospital and get one free......

Condom, very important!!!!

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Romance › Re: “What Nigerian Guy Told His Girlfriend After Their Sexual Encounter”. by samysmoothfresh: 11:44am On Oct 05, 2018

Hahahahha

the guy's a true niggie

i did not cum in you and you giving the pregnancy BS....................fvck you bitch!!

cheers to a niggie who gave a hoe what she deserves

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Romance › Re: To All Men: On A Woman You Love. by samysmoothfresh: 11:33am On Oct 05, 2018

Saff:
Ok

Romance › Re: 'If Your Fiance's Name Is Daniel Your Wedding Is On 25th It Won't Hold — Lady by samysmoothfresh: 6:29pm On Oct 04, 2018

Bloody attention seeker.......

Your friend's fiance yet you cant find his picture on one of her social media accounts to post abi........

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Romance › Re: Do I Have The Right To Be Sad About My Babe That Just Cheated On Me by samysmoothfresh: 8:05am On Oct 04, 2018

Your so called best friend told you it seems your biitch wants to give him something and asked if he should collect........................you replied "sure bruv..........no prob..........collect what ever the fvck it is she wants to give you"

now you're asking if you have the right to be angry......

Could it be you knew what she was gonna give your best friend?

Did you set her up to test her or something?

Romance › Re: She Refused To Suck My Odogwu PICTURES by samysmoothfresh: 1:00am On Oct 04, 2018

The fvck is this? undecided

so people wey dey chat like this still dey this world

see how supposed couple dey chat

#spits

meanwhile i hope you know you aiint in a relationship bah?

You and the lady are only bound by a contract (sex-money contract) and i'm pretty certain "sucking your dick" was not included in the contract hence her refusal

if she no gree suck am, find another sucker......................them full everywhere

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