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Romance › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation. Pls Advise. by samysmoothfresh: 3:14pm On Sep 12, 2018

This one never even sure whether she go pass the jamb she dey here dey worry wetin her friends go think if she enter 100l again

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Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Wife/girlfriend's Opinion To Stand Against Yours? by samysmoothfresh: 9:51am On Sep 12, 2018

Which kind stupid question be this one undecided

if her "opinion" is better and would bring better benefits, why not

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Romance › Re: A Beautiful Nairalander Is Celebrating Her Birthday Today. by samysmoothfresh: 9:19am On Sep 12, 2018

mhizcassidy001:
Because she does not have backside she is not pretty right.
upload your girlfriend with a big ass let us see.

if you were wise and aint insecure, you would have ignored the first sentence and jejely taken the 2nd

Romance › Re: A Beautiful Nairalander Is Celebrating Her Birthday Today. by samysmoothfresh: 9:17am On Sep 12, 2018

mhizcassidy001:
Because she does not have backside she is not pretty right.
upload your girlfriend with a big ass let us see.

if you were wise and aint insecure, you would have ignored the first sentence and jejely taken the 2nd

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Romance › Re: 5 Frightening Reasons To Stop Playing Hard To Get by samysmoothfresh: 9:10am On Sep 12, 2018

The only reason i know is MENOPAUSE

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Romance › Re: The Kind Of Ladies I Fear by samysmoothfresh: 9:05am On Sep 12, 2018

xendra:
Confused bunch, this type die single.
Anything a lady does is scary.

op, look at the type of lady i'm afraid of here

Romance › Re: A Beautiful Nairalander Is Celebrating Her Birthday Today. by samysmoothfresh: 9:02am On Sep 12, 2018

Beautiful nairalander without gigantic bum-bum, is that one beautiful nairalander

anyways hbd

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Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photo Of Nigerian Man & His Haiti Fiancee Holding Their Natonal Flag by samysmoothfresh: 8:56pm On Sep 11, 2018

LuciferKristi:
We've seen disabled people, dwarfs & even nonagenarians get married on Nairaland yet pocohantas is still single despite all her wisdom & experience on relationship/marital issues.

What could be behind this?

na wah o

wetin the woman do you?

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party 5.0 by samysmoothfresh: 8:47pm On Sep 11, 2018

funmisticqueen:
he has a crush

do you know what the word "crush" mean?

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Romance › Re: Not Emotionally Ready : Can't Stop Thinking About Her. Help Me Out Plss by samysmoothfresh: 7:48pm On Sep 11, 2018

UyaiIncomparabl:
Don't quote me silly, mortal man.

Romance › Re: Not Emotionally Ready : Can't Stop Thinking About Her. Help Me Out Plss by samysmoothfresh: 7:45pm On Sep 11, 2018

UyaiIncomparabl:
Wow. So, this minute issue had to make you call up one-tenth of Nairalanders? What do you seek from us? Phew. I never knew we had men as frets. Dude, go get a doggy style!

Romance › Re: . by samysmoothfresh: 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2018

I heard Saff is independent

Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party 5.0 by samysmoothfresh: 6:45pm On Sep 11, 2018

Saff:
can I ask why you’re always mentioning me?

no you can't

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Romance › Re: 28 Funny Pick Up Lines To Make Her Laugh by samysmoothfresh: 6:44pm On Sep 11, 2018

Op lets try one of this BS, shall we

Saff, i wish i was a toilet paper so i could touch your butt

Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party 5.0 by samysmoothfresh: 6:32pm On Sep 11, 2018

3rd gtg in a year?.................sounds like fun.

Where them party cruisers at grin

saff

Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Advice As Im Contemplating Whether To Break-up With My Fiance by samysmoothfresh: 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2018

I will not tell you to leave him, i'll only tell you to do the right thing

if you know you know

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Romance › Re: Why Do Men Think They Get To Have An Opinion On People Wearing Makeup by samysmoothfresh: 1:43pm On Sep 11, 2018

Saff:
All this talk on top of makeup that can be removed in one wipe. It’s not that deep please go and sit down.

Romance › Re: Share Your Experience Sleep Walking.. by samysmoothfresh: 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2018

I once unconciously walked to the dining, got to the fridge at a corner, opened it and urinated inside...............i was brought back to full conciousness by a resounding brain rebooting slap my mo/ gave me then

thankingfully, its a thing of the past now...................shiit stopped some 5/6 years ago

Romance › Re: Lalasticlala captured in pre-wedding photo by samysmoothfresh: 9:00pm On Sep 10, 2018

Could this be lalasticlala at last? shocked

Romance › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Good Man? :( by samysmoothfresh: 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2018

See them looking for "good men" upandan

same good men they pushed away in their youthful days

very soon they will stop looking for good men and settle for "any man"...............isaiah 4vs1

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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me Team Sept 10 by samysmoothfresh: 9:45am On Sep 10, 2018

QueenSekxy:
birthday girl. happy birthday

everybody na woman for your eyes undecided

Romance › Re: What's That Character You Have That You Don't Want Your Children To Inherit? by samysmoothfresh: 8:36am On Sep 10, 2018

Mizk:
My tomboy nature, strong willed and stuborn, loyal to a fault, cagey, i forgive easily and it makes me look weak and stupid

just passing

Romance › Re: (check It Out) by samysmoothfresh: 7:19am On Sep 10, 2018

Bore------ring!

Romance › Re: Is High Time Girls Hurt Down This Big Butt Trend Its Not Reality. by samysmoothfresh: 8:54pm On Sep 09, 2018

QueenSekxy:
I wonder when you have time to study your books, unless you guys are on holiday.

i wonder too..............honestly

Romance › Re: Is High Time Girls Hurt Down This Big Butt Trend Its Not Reality. by samysmoothfresh: 8:51pm On Sep 09, 2018

Saff:
I think common sense will tell the average woman that her ass and boobs will not get her a ring from a guy. But it can definitely attract her prey

...........attract her prey and predators

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Romance › Re: Is Something Wrong With Me? by samysmoothfresh: 8:07pm On Sep 09, 2018

MariaLavina:
You clown!

Where are you flying to?

cloud 9

care to join me?.........................give me your hands and i'll fly you there wink

Romance › Re: Shameless Police Boss In Court For Defiling, Impregnating His 15-yr Old Niece by samysmoothfresh: 1:05pm On Sep 08, 2018

Afonjas again.................why una too go like to dey do stupid things eh? undecided

meanwhile watch how them nl feminists run into this thread like......

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wnts To Breakup With Me,help Pls! by samysmoothfresh: 12:56pm On Sep 08, 2018

mhizace:
i cnt lure him,d guy is strict!

ok.............you are OYO then

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Romance › Re: Is Something Wrong With Me? by samysmoothfresh: 12:54pm On Sep 08, 2018

Pocohantas, marialavina, kimbraa and the likes, over to you

#i'm out

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wnts To Breakup With Me,help Pls! by samysmoothfresh: 12:51pm On Sep 08, 2018

Na wa o..............how una take dey do am sef, i mean crying because of person wey never marry you huh

Honestly i can never cry cos of a girl........i'm way too non-chalant to give a fvck

anyways the only way you can get him back is for you to find a way to lure him to your house at night and give him the best head he will ever receive in his life time

works like magic...............#head is dope cool

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Romance › Re: What Made You Lose Interest In Someone You Were Wooing? by samysmoothfresh: 12:36pm On Sep 08, 2018

MariaLavina:
Obviously she's isn't into you! Your consistent message might have showed you off as a possible maga. Although she might have made that request to get you off her neck.

BTW can't you guys attain that level of self realization where a lady has to start a conversation with you? Must you always be the seeker. Ladies chat up guys too, just that they must have seen something in you.

more like ".......they must have seen something on you"

cute guy (with beards) on good clothes...............designers maybe, sitting in or standing beside some expensive dope ride parked in front of a masive massion, shoes on fleek, wristwatch.......damn!, sunglasses shielding blues eyes, height........perfect, looking hot! Screaming the words WEALTH in bold print, while 50% of the time concealing the words BLOOD MONEY!

Inbox,

sarah: hi handsome

ruth: dope ride you got there

daniella: good evening

aderola:

etc etc etc.........

yea, nigerian ladies do start up convos undecided

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