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RomanceRe: Ladies Please Share Your Sexual Molestation Experience. by samysmoothfresh: 8:41pm On Sep 06, 2018
pocohantas:
They think we don't know them.

That one be say, e get as you go comment tomorrow...they will ask if your vagina still hurts from the rape, hence your anger.

He who has ears...
MariaLavina:
I tell you sis.

Them fit say you become feminist because you were molested. grin Or ask if he infected you with Aids if you preach about protection. Or you have small boobs because they were rough handled at early stage of growth if you advice them against making physical attributes the sole criteria in choosing a life partner.

No be Nl guys ? grin cheesy
i swear, both of you are sick cheesy



so this is how low y'all think of una nl guys?


Shame............smh

RomanceRe: What Is The % Ratio For A Short Girl With....To Give Birth Go Dwarf? by samysmoothfresh: 8:35pm On Sep 06, 2018
undecided

RomanceRe: South African 'pantless' Dancer, Zodwa Wabantu Shows Off Her Curves As She Works by samysmoothfresh:
Where is the pantless south african dancer you bastard?

RomanceRe: Ladies Please Share Your Sexual Molestation Experience. by samysmoothfresh: 8:02pm On Sep 06, 2018
pocohantas:
These ones are looking for who they will troll all through her NL life.

My heart goes out to all the victims.
see this one.


Na common trolling you dey fear like this........................like say you go die if dem troll you undecided


share your experience!

RomanceRe: Gold Digging Fraudulent Men Are The Worst! by samysmoothfresh: 7:57pm On Sep 06, 2018
QueenSekxy:
looool. You and marinee.gringrin
I graduated last two months baby,and you?smiley
undecided
MhisTahrah:
Yes hun. kiss kiss How about you?
which kind rubbish baby-hun BS be this undecided

una be les abi una dey craze............which one? undecided

RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by samysmoothfresh: 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2018
make una loud am o............mamagee is back o now, we only need onila to complete the party?.....................................wtf is that clown anyways
RomanceRe: My Sister Is Having An Affair With Her Husband Brother, Should I Report Her? by samysmoothfresh:
Oga where you dey get your stories from sef......................i mean who be mentally retarded people wey dey give you all this stupid weird stories?

RomanceRe: How A Female Nairalander Scam Me by samysmoothfresh: 11:12am On Sep 06, 2018
Ximenez:
We are about to find out who the idiot is very soon. If you didn't post evidence of your claims . Your last resort will be to post here that the said girl has apologised to you in private. Then you must have satisfied yourself with what you crave for which is the irrelevant attention. Your claim that you don't know her Moniker is unfounded because it is what you can easily retrieve from your mail. We know your last move, once you make it, no one will take you seriously again.
leave the stupid goat jareh


he thinks he's wise

someone scammed you instead of you to expose her you dey find private apology...............

Dumb niggie
RomanceRe: How A Female Nairalander Scam Me by samysmoothfresh: 10:18am On Sep 06, 2018
Oga expose am sharp sharp if you wan expose na......................time no dey again and i get where i suppose go later

RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Forget Her Boyfriend And Fall Deeply in love with you by samysmoothfresh: 11:22pm On Sep 05, 2018
Mizk:
Goodluck getting a veejay.

How come you're convinced?

I'm not bisexual, since when is the new meaning of "tomboy" bisexual?
thanks.............i feel encouraged and more determined to get one now.


Her really close friend (whom i also suspect to be bi-sexual, told me)


**********************

most tomboy's are usually gays or bi-sexual

i saw a tomboy yday and she is bi-sexual so i thought maybe, just maybe...........

But thank the good lord there aint no "maybe" (except you lyi...... lipsrsealed )
RomanceRe: My Love Life Is Cursed.... by samysmoothfresh: 7:18pm On Sep 05, 2018
Saff:
grin maybe
grin
RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Forget Her Boyfriend And Fall Deeply in love with you by samysmoothfresh: 11:30pm On Sep 04, 2018
Mizk:
grinMaybe she told you she's bisexual just to scare you away, what were you thinking engaging in gossip anyways? With girls for that matter, I'm fine though.
cheesy it's nice gossiping chatting with female friends once in a while (besides i've always wanted to have a vagina and live like a lady lipsrsealed )


@embolden, i'm pretty certain that's not the case cos i was assured and convinced shes bi-sexual.................i was wondering;


she's a tomboy, you a tomboy.
She's bi-sexual...............could it be? lipsrsealed cheesy
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Please. I Caught My Brother's Wife Cheating. by samysmoothfresh:
MichaelBukamzy:
[b]He remarried.[/b]they are happy.the girl no even send.
na so

your brother is wise................no time to cry over an olosho or accept her back cheesy
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by samysmoothfresh: 9:41pm On Sep 04, 2018
Saff:
I’m being mentioned a lot embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Buys N260M Mansion In Banana Island? by samysmoothfresh: 9:39pm On Sep 04, 2018
Saff:
I think most men wish this, but they keep in their head and continuously bash women. Thanks for being honest.
i wish i had a vagina...........................i want a vagina embarassed
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Please. I Caught My Brother's Wife Cheating. by samysmoothfresh: 9:33pm On Sep 04, 2018
Oga na when you don already cum you wan con dey find condom undecided


deed's done already, whether right or wrong, shiit already went down........


According to you, 1year have passed and obviously, the bitch has moved on (with her kind the village touts), so i think you should too




but op how do you sleep at night knowing you made your nephews/nieces indirectly motherless...............how could you have been so inconsederate and insensitive

who knows the level of hurt your uncle and his kids prolly felt................................you know the home wrecker title will forever be pasted on your forehead right? lipsrsealed











































































































abeg na joke i dey o before you go commit suicide out of guilt cheesy

RomanceRe: Misscrystals Loves Ziryboy by samysmoothfresh: 9:07pm On Sep 04, 2018
Oga ziry.boy just got himself some pus-say

RomanceRe: Relationship Advice Needed From Pro by samysmoothfresh: 9:00pm On Sep 04, 2018
Kudducini:
There are still people who falls in that category if every man had the mentality of being stingy how will the wonen survive?
bruv this is not even about being stingy or not...........................this is plain stupidity
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice Needed From Pro by samysmoothfresh: 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2018
i want to believe this is some made up story cos i cant imagine a man being this stupid, foolish, senseless and naive.......


It's not possible physically, spiritually or even scientifically...........................one man can never display so much stupidity.

RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Forget Her Boyfriend And Fall Deeply in love with you by samysmoothfresh: 7:32pm On Sep 04, 2018
Mizk:
Lol how are you
i'm fine


i met a friend's friend today and she was a tomboy...................she reminded me of you except that she wasnt as pretty


anyways i later got to find out from my lady friend that she's bi-sexual and you know, i just couldnt help but wonder....... lipsrsealed


how are you too?
RomanceRe: Is She Really In Love? by samysmoothfresh: 4:37pm On Sep 04, 2018
Are you mad, seeking for attention or both? undecided
RomanceRe: Here's Why You Need To Cuddle Always by samysmoothfresh: 4:27pm On Sep 04, 2018
I'm sure saff doesnt like to cuddle.......................ladies with thick thighs naturally do not fancy cuddling
RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Forget Her Boyfriend And Fall Deeply in love with you by samysmoothfresh: 4:11pm On Sep 04, 2018
Mizk:
cheesyYou get one in your life as well
cheesy well played
RomanceRe: Lady Celebrates Two Years Without Sex On Facebook, What Do You Think? (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 2:16pm On Sep 04, 2018
Saff:
how can I get you to disappear please?
tbh, i dont know.........i really dont sad


but maybe you can think of something, and if i like it, ZOOM! I'm off your radar...............just like that grin
RomanceRe: Lady Celebrates Two Years Without Sex On Facebook, What Do You Think? (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 2:11pm On Sep 04, 2018
Saff:
signed and approved..
when are we celebrating your 8yrs abstinence?

RomanceRe: Which One Are You? by samysmoothfresh:
N0favors:
[s][/s]

Says the obsessed little dot boy who’s been drooling over lap pic. I must have really hit a nerve

Get over your obsession little dot boy
ah i knew you were some dumb kid and this @striking out words just proves it...............


A little piece of advice kid, learn to not take life way to serious especially when that "life" is the internet and most importantly, learn to mind your fvcking business always

have a nice day while i go stare at saff's hot thighs on my bed side table.....................i had the pic framed grin
RomanceRe: Which One Are You? by samysmoothfresh:
MariaLavina:
Ermmm bro, calm down....
Seduction comes in various forms, it isnt akin to sex alone, it depends on the motives of the seductress. A marketer can seduce you to buy his product, while a lady can seduce you to do her wish without getting intimate. But since you have specific about your case, I will trim down my explanation to suite you, I must warn you though I can only help you with what I have seen in movies , read in books but not on a first hand experience. At least not as a seductress smiley

1)Does she try to get you two to be alone

2)Has she ever requested for personal gifts like lingerie from you?

Has she ever gotten you one?

How frequently and intimate does she touch you when having conversations?

Is she fond of turning non sexual discussions to erotic topics.

What pet names does she call you?

And finally has she ever tried sharing a bed with you?


I await your reply smiley
i find that @embolden hard to believe


anyways back to solving "my case" (funny how you call it a "case" like it's come business ish or like you've been presiding over situations like this for a pretty long while cheesy )


1) yep.............a couple of times but nothing extraordinary or suspicious happens though

2) no........she wouldnt dare, heck no lady would even dare :-/

3) not sure if men "lingerie" include singlets but yea, she got me a singlet sometime last year and it wasnt even my birthday.................she called it a random gift

4) tbh, i dont keep count nor even take notice of how intimate it is..............i guess i took it we're family and family touch right?..........i'm pretty certain it happens alot though.
There was this one time she placed her hands on my chest and kept rubbing them but i didnt read any meaning to it cos my kid sis do that most times


5) now this is where the "cause" i told you about sprouts from....................shes always talking sex, relationship and erotica with me especially when we chat................and its not like we're that close o.
If we were, i'd have taken it as she confiding in me cos of our friendship and closeness but no, we aint that close.


6) no pet name..................she calls me what every other person call me (samuel, sam, sammy, S.J.O, or samyrich)


7) i think i should have started with this; a little background info.....................i'm a student in my finals, shes 21 and a 300l student in the same school...............i stay off campus while she stays in school but most often than not, she comes over with the excuse that she hates 'em hostels in school..............
We sleep on my bed and i swear, nothing happens or has ever happened.


Mind you, she's very pretty and shes got chubby cheeks too ( unfortnately for me, since i'm a cheek man lipsrsealed )



so tell me pls, having been a seductee before (you cant deny this.......the last sentence in your first paragraph gives you away) and from the experiences you've seen in movies and read in stories, do you think she's seducing me or it's silly me just having weird thoughts? sad

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