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pocohantas: MariaLavina:i swear, both of you are sick ![]() so this is how low y'all think of una nl guys? Shame............smh
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Where is the pantless south african dancer you bastard?
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pocohantas:see this one. Na common trolling you dey fear like this........................like say you go die if dem troll you ![]() share your experience!
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QueenSekxy: ![]() MhisTahrah:which kind rubbish baby-hun BS be this ![]() una be les abi una dey craze............which one? ![]()
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make una loud am o............mamagee is back o now, we only need onila to complete the party?.....................................wtf is that clown anyways |
Oga where you dey get your stories from sef......................i mean who be mentally retarded people wey dey give you all this stupid weird stories?
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Ximenez:leave the stupid goat jareh he thinks he's wise someone scammed you instead of you to expose her you dey find private apology............... Dumb niggie |
Oga expose am sharp sharp if you wan expose na......................time no dey again and i get where i suppose go later
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Mizk:thanks.............i feel encouraged and more determined to get one now. Her really close friend (whom i also suspect to be bi-sexual, told me) ********************** most tomboy's are usually gays or bi-sexual i saw a tomboy yday and she is bi-sexual so i thought maybe, just maybe........... But thank the good lord there aint no "maybe" (except you lyi...... ) |
Saff: ![]() |
Mizk: it's nice )@embolden, i'm pretty certain that's not the case cos i was assured and convinced shes bi-sexual.................i was wondering; she's a tomboy, you a tomboy. She's bi-sexual...............could it be? ![]() |
MichaelBukamzy:na so your brother is wise................no time to cry over an olosho or accept her back ![]() |
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Saff:i wish i had a vagina...........................i want a vagina ![]() |
Oga na when you don already cum you wan con dey find condom ![]() deed's done already, whether right or wrong, shiit already went down........ According to you, 1year have passed and obviously, the bitch has moved on (with her kind the village touts), so i think you should too but op how do you sleep at night knowing you made your nephews/nieces indirectly motherless...............how could you have been so inconsederate and insensitive who knows the level of hurt your uncle and his kids prolly felt................................you know the home wrecker title will forever be pasted on your forehead right? ![]() abeg na joke i dey o before you go commit suicide out of guilt ![]()
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Oga ziry.boy just got himself some pus-say
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Kudducini:bruv this is not even about being stingy or not...........................this is plain stupidity |
i want to believe this is some made up story cos i cant imagine a man being this stupid, foolish, senseless and naive....... It's not possible physically, spiritually or even scientifically...........................one man can never display so much stupidity.
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Mizk:i'm fine i met a friend's friend today and she was a tomboy...................she reminded me of you except that she wasnt as pretty anyways i later got to find out from my lady friend that she's bi-sexual and you know, i just couldnt help but wonder....... ![]() how are you too? |
Are you mad, seeking for attention or both? ![]() |
I'm sure saff doesnt like to cuddle.......................ladies with thick thighs naturally do not fancy cuddling |
Mizk: well played |
Saff:tbh, i dont know.........i really dont ![]() but maybe you can think of something, and if i like it, ZOOM! I'm off your radar...............just like that ![]() |
Saff:when are we celebrating your 8yrs abstinence?
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N0favors:ah i knew you were some dumb kid and this @striking out words just proves it............... A little piece of advice kid, learn to not take life way to serious especially when that "life" is the internet and most importantly, learn to mind your fvcking business always have a nice day while i go stare at saff's hot thighs on my bed side table.....................i had the pic framed ![]() |
MariaLavina:i find that @embolden hard to believe anyways back to solving "my case" (funny how you call it a "case" like it's come business ish or like you've been presiding over situations like this for a pretty long while )1) yep.............a couple of times but nothing extraordinary or suspicious happens though 2) no........she wouldnt dare, heck no lady would even dare :-/ 3) not sure if men "lingerie" include singlets but yea, she got me a singlet sometime last year and it wasnt even my birthday.................she called it a random gift 4) tbh, i dont keep count nor even take notice of how intimate it is..............i guess i took it we're family and family touch right?..........i'm pretty certain it happens alot though. There was this one time she placed her hands on my chest and kept rubbing them but i didnt read any meaning to it cos my kid sis do that most times 5) now this is where the "cause" i told you about sprouts from....................shes always talking sex, relationship and erotica with me especially when we chat................and its not like we're that close o. If we were, i'd have taken it as she confiding in me cos of our friendship and closeness but no, we aint that close. 6) no pet name..................she calls me what every other person call me (samuel, sam, sammy, S.J.O, or samyrich) 7) i think i should have started with this; a little background info.....................i'm a student in my finals, shes 21 and a 300l student in the same school...............i stay off campus while she stays in school but most often than not, she comes over with the excuse that she hates 'em hostels in school.............. We sleep on my bed and i swear, nothing happens or has ever happened. Mind you, she's very pretty and shes got chubby cheeks too ( unfortnately for me, since i'm a cheek man )so tell me pls, having been a seductee before (you cant deny this.......the last sentence in your first paragraph gives you away) and from the experiences you've seen in movies and read in stories, do you think she's seducing me or it's silly me just having weird thoughts? ![]() |
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Or ask if he infected you with Aids if you preach about protection. Or you have small boobs because they were rough handled at early stage of growth if you advice them against making physical attributes the sole criteria in choosing a life partner. 


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