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RomanceRe: Our Sex Life Is Becoming A Problem by samysmoothfresh: 5:07pm On Sep 20, 2018
Thewrath:
When she was inserting cucumber and coke bottle, she did not know Abihuh

RomanceRe: Why Do Men Pay For Sex? by samysmoothfresh:
cheesy
i used to wonder same too..................cos it's like we paying for services we render (we literally do the major work viz: thrusting tirelessly and endlessly)


but then i got to understand the pussy is basically a commodity like your foodstuff, phone, bag, umbrella, recharge card etc,...............except that it's a commodity meant for pleasure (just like the diildo is a commodity ladies buy for pleasure)



when a guy has sex with a lady, (no matter how mind blowing it is), there is a 101% chance the guy will definitely cum (even if the sex lasts 30sec) and a meagre 45% chance the lady (the commodity) will reach orgasm (and this happens when the guy is nice enough to try giving the commodity [the pussy] a little pleasure)



technically,
1) we notice the agent carrying the commodity (most times auctioning the commodity...............albiet mostly well packaged and covered by silk or cotton wrappers; hidden from the buyers eyes)


2) then we like the commodity....................and this happening (i.e we liking the commodity) is a function of the agent...
Hence, we can say it depends on the (i) appearance of the agent, (ii)countenance, (iii)assets possessed by the agent, (iv)attitude of the agent etc............


3) after which we purchase the commodity albiet in a weird way quite different from how we buy our condoms, foodstuffs, clippers, boxers etc.
Here, to purchase the commodity, we lavish the agent with glittering expensive material things, money and sometimes sweet words and romantic gestures (though the latter takes time to yield results unless the agent's commodity is very cheap).
You might think it's way too expensive and stressful buying this commodity but trust me, the dividend is great cos you get to take both the commodity bought and the agent home!...................plus the commodity lasts long.............you can use it for as long as you like (or as long as the agent lets you use it) until it finally slacks or expires



After the commodity is bought (by following point number 3), the fun part comes next


4) using the commodity (which is now technically urs since you already bought it)
remember we said the commodity is mostly wrapped tight with numerous gift wrappers so first, we rmove all barriers covering the commodity, then we smile, hold our haha in hand and gently or forcefully thrust the haha into the commodity while groaning or moaning.


Then we..................... (lemme stop here cos i'm sure my point has been passed and understood already grin)














sadly, this is how most of our naija girls (the gold diggers) have protrayed themselves: AS COMMODITES!!!!

to be bought and used anyhow, anytime, and anyday smiley
RomanceRe: Guys Take Note: Money Doesn't Make You Attractive To Women by samysmoothfresh: 4:00pm On Sep 20, 2018
nikkypearl:
who your riddle epp huh

Riddle kor paddle ni...we talking money,u talking riddle..my sista,abeg park one side.

RomanceRe: Our Sex Life Is Becoming A Problem by samysmoothfresh: 1:23pm On Sep 20, 2018
Twyse:
Thanks,hopefully this work

NB; its not small

RomanceRe: Our Sex Life Is Becoming A Problem by samysmoothfresh: 1:20pm On Sep 20, 2018
Sparkle777:
Let her do the kegels a lot, stop any sexual stuffs for now,u ll be shocked at the sizes of vibrators gal have this days, let her sit on hot water. Do some research on the net. You can do more of that pre-intimacy since she likes it, be patient wit her,bro. Change ur styles, more of closed legs sex,focus on it. Best of luck

RomanceRe: Our Sex Life Is Becoming A Problem by samysmoothfresh: 1:16pm On Sep 20, 2018
colly1860:
Bad guy cheesy

RomanceRe: Our Sex Life Is Becoming A Problem by samysmoothfresh: 9:47am On Sep 20, 2018
Twyse:
Kindly ignore my typos, i need urgent help

I met this lady two months ago and we started a relationship early this month. I like her and wanna have something beautiful with her, she is actually a good girl and from my observations she wants a guy that she can call her Man. The first time we had sex i noticed her pussy is wide but decided to ignore it till she confessed herself that she doesn’t enjoy the sex. Mind you,the pre-intimacy (fingering especially)is perfect and she moans alot when i do that but once i penetrate i dont feel a grip neither does she feel anything. I used to be a playboy but wanna start something meaningful with this girl but the sex part is not encouraging. I think my dick is too small for her pussy, sametime i asked previous ladies i had run things with if they evver enjoyed sex with me and they all said yes,they are always satisfied but why is she different??
What could be done to remedy this? Inasmuch as i like this lady,won’t the sex part create a gap between us cause we both don’t enjoy it(she is too wide for me). I am a tall guy and i know my dick aint an index finger size
Please narialanders,what can be donehuh What advice do you suggest? I really wanna start something beautiful with a girl i can call my woman.
Please ignore my typos
Thanks
instead of just thrusting to and fro, try hitting her pussy wall................ie place your small peniis at an angle, say 30 or 45 degrees and fvck her pussy walls instead

RomanceRe: Our Sex Life Is Becoming A Problem by samysmoothfresh: 9:41am On Sep 20, 2018
aysuprano:
Be doing anal
Till her kitty tightens up

RomanceRe: Our Sex Life Is Becoming A Problem by samysmoothfresh: 9:39am On Sep 20, 2018
Hahahahahaha


ex-playboy jam ex-olosho


biro jam borehole



hilarious!!

RomanceRe: Check Out This Comic Female Gown by samysmoothfresh: 8:04pm On Sep 19, 2018
See how people (women) waste resources

the flowing part of that gown go reach saw 5 boxers
RomanceRe: My Experience On First Date With A Naija Girl by samysmoothfresh:
Liliyann:
Its quite unfortunate that most guys have abuse the word "date"!!
Stop taking girls on a date if you don't have the financial capabilities!!!
I see broke men everyday inviting ladies on a date just to impress them and when they order things,you see them coming to cry online!!
You can't invite me on a date and expect me to drink water and meat pie!!
Date is all about having fun!!!
Spending money and lavishing it on a girl!!
Men should stop being cheap!!
No lady was born to suffer!!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



you are a.................

FamilyRe: Married At 19, Had First Baby At 20, Grandchild At 51 - Nigerian Man Reveals by samysmoothfresh:
This one mistakenly scored a spectacular away goal at 19 and was forced to take the match ball and goal post home


see his mouth like married at 19.....


For this buhari economy!

RomanceRe: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by samysmoothfresh: 5:22pm On Sep 19, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:
IF I IT DEAD BODIES, IS IT YOUR PROBLEM?
nope

you can carry on eating your bae's ass

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 9:45am On Sep 19, 2018
Oboi your head long o.........


E even long pass the to for the 2nd pic cheesy


HBD!

RomanceRe: :D by samysmoothfresh: 12:14am On Sep 19, 2018
Op where is the left scrotum angry


Baba asked for right scrotum but i'll give him the left.............i'm sure he wont know the difference
RomanceRe: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by samysmoothfresh: 11:55pm On Sep 18, 2018
All this one na long talk jareh.


Las las na eggroll and big fanta we go buy for the babe and if she too talk or too hungry, we go buy am another eggroll making it 2 eggroll and one big fanta.
RomanceRe: The Highest Amount To Spend On A Girl For First Date Should Be ₦3k–facebook User by samysmoothfresh: 11:22pm On Sep 18, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:
SO IT'S NOT A DATE IF PEOPLE DON'T EAT THINGS CARELESSLY AND TAKE PICTURES FOR FACEBOOK?
PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH AND SPEND OVER 4 HOURS ON EMPTY STOMACH AND DON'T BAT AN EYE.. BUT ON A 15MINS DATE TO TALK OR WHATEVER THEY REMEMBER ICE CREAM AND CHICKEN ARE THE MOST ESSENTIAL THINGS IN LIFE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT TO MEASURE A PERSON'S WORTH BY HOW MUCH THEY CAN SPEND ON IRRELEVANT THINGS ON THE FIRST DAY YOU SPEND TIME. THE MENTALITY IS WHACK.
I'M HAVING THE BEST RELATIONSHIP THAT STILL FEELS LIKE I'M DREAMING AND FUNNY ENOUGH I NEVER PASSED THROUGH THIS PHASES. NOW THE DATES ARE COUNTLESS AND LADY SPENDS THE MONEY ON ME LIKE NO TOMORROW. IT'S LIKE A COMPETITION OR SOMETHING AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS.
FIRST FEW TIMES WE HUNG OUT WAS BASICALLY AROUND THE BLOCK TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE, CONSTELLATION, RELIGION AND LIFE AND HERE WE ARE! I ONLY HAVE TO DO VERY EASY THINGS LIKE KILL BUGS AND EAT A** FOR PEACE TO REIGN. REAL BLESSING.
I DETEST HUNGRY PEOPLE, MAN. PEOPLE WHO ARE ALL ABOUT WHAT TO GAIN, WHAT TO TAKE.. AND NEVER ABOUT WHAT TO GIVE. SADLY THAT'S THE IDEA OF MOST PEOPLE THESE DAYS.
literally or figuratively?......................you eat ass?

RomanceRe: What Do Women Want by samysmoothfresh: 11:06pm On Sep 18, 2018
Godmother:
The married type tongue
shiit!!

Okay bye grin

RomanceRe: What Do Women Want by samysmoothfresh: 9:34pm On Sep 18, 2018
Godmother:
That's the type you're meeting. Go out and meet decent girls and you'll see women differ tongue






View my signature for interesting posts on women
noted!!

So Which type are you?

RomanceRe: What Do Women Want by samysmoothfresh: 9:21pm On Sep 18, 2018
They want your money and destiny

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 8:57pm On Sep 18, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
Your perspective about life and mine are totally different.
I guess you should respect mine a bit.
You copy?

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 8:32pm On Sep 18, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
Bro... People will tell you move on, but you and I know its not possible...

As I dey so for here, me too just weak...

If you love her that you can't do without thinking of her, please forgive her and get back with her...

Forget people who will shout *Move On*, it is very difficult...

Just follow your mind and drop pride. We are all humans and are bound to make mistakes.

I know how you feel... I know how you feel...
oga what are you even saying?!!!


Someone cheated for 4months (who knows the number of times) and you're here talking about forgiving and taking her back


oga Op's babe is a hoe (no offence to op) EOD
and hoes are meant for digging.........nothing more

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 8:26pm On Sep 18, 2018
Hahahahahahah


how can someone claim to love a person and still cheat for 4 good months @
"dont get me wrong, i still love you"
cheesy


to think she even gave you the "you are a good guy and i dont deserve you" line.



Oga get your shiit together and forget the hoe........


I dont even understand how y'all get soo emotionally attached to a lady that when she eventually cheats or leave you, you get soo affected undecided
RomanceRe: Prenups Would You Still Get by samysmoothfresh: 8:04pm On Sep 18, 2018
2buffagain:
And what does all this story have to do with the importance of protecting oneself with a prenup?
There are age mates of yours right now whose parents are divorced, so you are not making any logical point.

A person does not have to be an "alpha male" or "feminist" to be exposed to a divorce.
Apply logic.
i dont care about the prenup y'all talking about undecided


i only made an input based on what caps.locked said and the arguement on marriage and divorce that ensued


and i stand by what i said cos i've heard about and seen alot of divorce cases and marriages experiencing difficulties.


The major reasons is what i mentioned earlier viz:

1) the wife is one of 'em naive 3rd generation feminists who know not what true feminism mean and deem it fit to disrespect their husband all in the name of "equal rights"


and/or


2) the ignorant self acclaimed alpha males who think because they are men, their wives should practically worship them and most times deem it fit to beat them up if they do otherwise.
RomanceRe: Momodou Secka 'Danso': Gambian Gay Marries White Man (Wedding Photos) by samysmoothfresh: 3:51pm On Sep 18, 2018
stemmez:
Like i said, ur young. D truth wld find u out
ok ma.
Meanwhile have you embraced your sexuality?
RomanceRe: Pls Judge This Matter by samysmoothfresh: 3:49pm On Sep 18, 2018
Wilfredpat22:
You did the right thing sir. That is how we behave, using fake pregnancies to tie a man down
this guy no go kee me

RomanceRe: Prenups Would You Still Get by samysmoothfresh: 3:36pm On Sep 18, 2018
My parents celebrated their 45th yr marriage anniversary last week


my cousin on the other hand (29) is getting divorced from a 3 one quater year marrige


wonder why my cousin's marrige is crumbling (or has already crumbled as they'll be finalising the divorce next month) while my parent are still married even after 45yrs?.................i'll tell you why



because of 'em
"senseless 3rd generation feminists and/or ignorant alpha males"


these two sets of bastards have made practically everything a case of "man vs woman" or simply put "gender war"


a marriage where one or both spouses is a feminist or alpha male, that marriage will never last...........i repeat, that marriage will never last!!



My cousin was unfortunate to marry one of this 3rd generation feminist and aside from the first 4months, the marriage has been hell for him


men, marry these local "feminists" who are not "Feminists" at your own peril

women, marry these "self acclaimed alpha males" at your own peril



and to all the idiots especially the ones on nl, life or the earth is not
undergoing a worldwide war between the opposite sexes where you must always have to fight for your gender

wake up from your delusion!!!!



EOD
RomanceRe: Gay Lovers Discover They Are Brothers. by samysmoothfresh: 2:55pm On Sep 18, 2018
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RomanceRe: Momodou Secka 'Danso': Gambian Gay Marries White Man (Wedding Photos) by samysmoothfresh: 2:38pm On Sep 18, 2018
stemmez:
Oh. U must be young. The earlier u accept ursef, d better.
U cant run away from nature. Embrace ur sexuality then. Doesnt mean u shld Bleep around
cheesy
babe, there aiint no sexuality to embrace o


i look a little gay but i aiint no gay!!!


I'm motherfцcking straight!


I'm only gonna pretend to be one for the visa

funny how you concluded i'm gay though cheesy
RomanceRe: Momodou Secka 'Danso': Gambian Gay Marries White Man (Wedding Photos) by samysmoothfresh: 1:15pm On Sep 18, 2018
stemmez:
U cnt pretend to b wah u not. U would b caught
i look a little gay, reason why 'em indian gay goats keep sending me messages on FB


a little act, and i'll get one hooked........................
RomanceRe: As A Nigerian Guy Or Girl What Is Your Definition Of Boring Chat? by samysmoothfresh: 1:11pm On Sep 18, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
Poco baby, what are you wearing ATM? wink
pocohantas:
Clothe... grin

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