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Thewrath:
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![]() i used to wonder same too..................cos it's like we paying for services we render (we literally do the major work viz: thrusting tirelessly and endlessly) but then i got to understand the pussy is basically a commodity like your foodstuff, phone, bag, umbrella, recharge card etc,...............except that it's a commodity meant for pleasure (just like the diildo is a commodity ladies buy for pleasure) when a guy has sex with a lady, (no matter how mind blowing it is), there is a 101% chance the guy will definitely cum (even if the sex lasts 30sec) and a meagre 45% chance the lady (the commodity) will reach orgasm (and this happens when the guy is nice enough to try giving the commodity [the pussy] a little pleasure) technically, 1) we notice the agent carrying the commodity (most times auctioning the commodity...............albiet mostly well packaged and covered by silk or cotton wrappers; hidden from the buyers eyes) 2) then we like the commodity....................and this happening (i.e we liking the commodity) is a function of the agent... Hence, we can say it depends on the (i) appearance of the agent, (ii)countenance, (iii)assets possessed by the agent, (iv)attitude of the agent etc............ 3) after which we purchase the commodity albiet in a weird way quite different from how we buy our condoms, foodstuffs, clippers, boxers etc. Here, to purchase the commodity, we lavish the agent with glittering expensive material things, money and sometimes sweet words and romantic gestures (though the latter takes time to yield results unless the agent's commodity is very cheap). You might think it's way too expensive and stressful buying this commodity but trust me, the dividend is great cos you get to take both the commodity bought and the agent home!...................plus the commodity lasts long.............you can use it for as long as you like (or as long as the agent lets you use it) until it finally slacks or expires After the commodity is bought (by following point number 3), the fun part comes next 4) using the commodity (which is now technically urs since you already bought it) remember we said the commodity is mostly wrapped tight with numerous gift wrappers so first, we rmove all barriers covering the commodity, then we smile, hold our haha in hand and gently or forcefully thrust the haha into the commodity while groaning or moaning. Then we..................... (lemme stop here cos i'm sure my point has been passed and understood already )sadly, this is how most of our naija girls (the gold diggers) have protrayed themselves: AS COMMODITES!!!! to be bought and used anyhow, anytime, and anyday ![]() |
nikkypearl:
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Twyse:
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Sparkle777:
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colly1860:
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Twyse:instead of just thrusting to and fro, try hitting her pussy wall................ie place your small peniis at an angle, say 30 or 45 degrees and fvck her pussy walls instead
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aysuprano:
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Hahahahahaha ex-playboy jam ex-olosho biro jam borehole hilarious!!
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See how people (women) waste resources the flowing part of that gown go reach saw 5 boxers |
Liliyann: ![]() you are a.................
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This one mistakenly scored a spectacular away goal at 19 and was forced to take the match ball and goal post home see his mouth like married at 19..... For this buhari economy!
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Oboi your head long o......... E even long pass the to for the 2nd pic ![]() HBD!
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Op where is the left scrotum ![]() Baba asked for right scrotum but i'll give him the left.............i'm sure he wont know the difference |
All this one na long talk jareh. Las las na eggroll and big fanta we go buy for the babe and if she too talk or too hungry, we go buy am another eggroll making it 2 eggroll and one big fanta. |
CAPSLOCKED:literally or figuratively?......................you eat ass?
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Godmother:noted!! So Which type are you?
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They want your money and destiny
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BiafranBushBoy:
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BiafranBushBoy:oga what are you even saying?!!! Someone cheated for 4months (who knows the number of times) and you're here talking about forgiving and taking her back oga Op's babe is a hoe (no offence to op) EOD and hoes are meant for digging.........nothing more
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Hahahahahahah how can someone claim to love a person and still cheat for 4 good months @ "dont get me wrong, i still love you" ![]() to think she even gave you the "you are a good guy and i dont deserve you" line. Oga get your shiit together and forget the hoe........ I dont even understand how y'all get soo emotionally attached to a lady that when she eventually cheats or leave you, you get soo affected ![]() |
2buffagain:i dont care about the prenup y'all talking about ![]() i only made an input based on what caps.locked said and the arguement on marriage and divorce that ensued and i stand by what i said cos i've heard about and seen alot of divorce cases and marriages experiencing difficulties. The major reasons is what i mentioned earlier viz: 1) the wife is one of 'em naive 3rd generation feminists who know not what true feminism mean and deem it fit to disrespect their husband all in the name of "equal rights" and/or 2) the ignorant self acclaimed alpha males who think because they are men, their wives should practically worship them and most times deem it fit to beat them up if they do otherwise. |
stemmez:ok ma. Meanwhile have you embraced your sexuality? |
Wilfredpat22:this guy no go kee me
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My parents celebrated their 45th yr marriage anniversary last week my cousin on the other hand (29) is getting divorced from a 3 one quater year marrige wonder why my cousin's marrige is crumbling (or has already crumbled as they'll be finalising the divorce next month) while my parent are still married even after 45yrs?.................i'll tell you why because of 'em "senseless 3rd generation feminists and/or ignorant alpha males" these two sets of bastards have made practically everything a case of "man vs woman" or simply put "gender war" a marriage where one or both spouses is a feminist or alpha male, that marriage will never last...........i repeat, that marriage will never last!! My cousin was unfortunate to marry one of this 3rd generation feminist and aside from the first 4months, the marriage has been hell for him men, marry these local "feminists" who are not "Feminists" at your own peril women, marry these "self acclaimed alpha males" at your own peril and to all the idiots especially the ones on nl, life or the earth is not undergoing a worldwide war between the opposite sexes where you must always have to fight for your gender wake up from your delusion!!!! EOD |
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stemmez: ![]() babe, there aiint no sexuality to embrace o i look a little gay but i aiint no gay!!! I'm motherfцcking straight! I'm only gonna pretend to be one for the visa funny how you concluded i'm gay though ![]() |
stemmez:i look a little gay, reason why 'em indian gay goats keep sending me messages on FB a little act, and i'll get one hooked........................ |
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