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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: SINGLES FOR WEDLOCK! Relationship to Marriage matchmaking platform! by samysmoothfresh: 3:20pm On Jul 27, 2018
Mizk:
I can't just get a teddy
but i don't do teddies cry


why cant you?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: SINGLES FOR WEDLOCK! Relationship to Marriage matchmaking platform! by samysmoothfresh: 9:59am On Jul 27, 2018
Mizk:
grin
i'm lonely na

help me angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: SINGLES FOR WEDLOCK! Relationship to Marriage matchmaking platform! by samysmoothfresh: 7:46pm On Jul 26, 2018
mizk!!

comman drop your number for match making
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 7:42pm On Jul 26, 2018
Hisduchess:
you want to spoil her abi.e no go work
you!

i dont know who you are but i'll find you and suck your boobs undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 4:22pm On Jul 25, 2018
Mizk:
For the umpteenth time, I'm not single, your instincts are wrong.

What do i need nairaland male friends for, they don't make friends on nairaland.
nah.......................i know you are, you just wanna get rid of me and it aint working grin


besides every guy or lady is single till they walk down the aisle..............................unless you're already betrothed to some punk ass niggur grin


and yeah, they dont make friends on nairaland, doesnt mean you cant or shouldnt
RomanceRe: Ladies And Display Picture. by samysmoothfresh: 9:25pm On Jul 24, 2018
frbona:
I've checked
I checked again
Checked pretty hard
Checked pretty hard yet again
Am still checking
And in no place did I see any line in that post that read, "sammysmoothnotfresh, why do ladies change their Dps more often than men"
Or is it just me?
yea you right


she never said that @embolden
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 9:07pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
You should read the bible for yourself. Yes, they had or.al sex then, men with men women with women that is part of the reason that it was destroyed. Do you know what the word sodomy means and where it originated from and why?
i'm familiar with that acc0unt miss


i recall reading "men lay with men and women with women"


but hey, if you a staunch die hard christain say they had ôral sex, who am i to say otherwise grin


@embolden, no..................care to enlighten me?
RomanceRe: Ladies And Display Picture. by samysmoothfresh: 9:01pm On Jul 24, 2018
you're a lady

i'm a guy

you're wondering why ladies change their dp often

you then decide to ask me a guy

issoraite

RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 8:54pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
Please google it so that you can get a clear understanding and maybe pictures.
just tell the young lad and stop encouraging pornography!!
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 8:49pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
My comment was for the poster who stated that MouthAction began by watching movies and videos and I said that wasn't true because MouthAction has been around since biblical times.
i know that miss.


i only asked you tell me or show evidence of mouthaction being carried out in "biblical times"


you mentioned sodom and gomorrah


are you saying they had MouthAction then?
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 8:41pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
Good lord, I knew this was coming. Doesn't it state in the bible that men should not lay with men and women should not lay with women? Good Grief!! What do you think that means?undecided Can you say "Sodom and Gomorrah?"
oh c'mon, everyone knows the meaning is as plain and obvious as the statement itself



how that relates to "men eating p***y" or the origin of giving head being clearly stated in the bible like you claim is what i dont understand undecided
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RomanceRe: Tosin Silverdam Hides His Boobs With Tapes (Photos) by samysmoothfresh: 7:44pm On Jul 24, 2018
your man-boobs, your problem!!

how you wan take do am no concern me

RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 7:34pm On Jul 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:
shocked shocked okay byee
i'll take that as a correct!!


and hey, i know you surprised and prolly thinking "wow, this guy must be a magician or some diviner"


i assure you i aint no magician.....................................its just an inborn gift grin


have a nice evening smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 7:28pm On Jul 24, 2018
Mizk:
I dunno, have you ever wondered if i have a boyfriend or maybe the girl doesn't wanna swing at all?
i have and my instinct tells me you're single in the every sense of the word


my instinct has never failed me and i dont see that happening now grin


besides, you having a boyfriend doesnt stop you from having male friends, does it?
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 5:45pm On Jul 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Lol, not correct!!
oh ok.....................well that was the only reason i could think of for you to have replied a mention 3 days after it was given



anyways i know four things about you BIG-LITTLE-LOIS;
** your name is lois [k]


** you're a petite/little lady


** you've got assets bigger than what a petite lady should have..........................these assets include; a huge ass, colossal pair of hooters, fat p***y lips, thick luscious lips and hot thighs.


** you prefer head to penïs...................you can have your fat c**t sucked for a year and still be satisfied even without getting to feel a d**k inside you.


correct? grin
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 2:47pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
It's been around since biblical times so how did you come up with movies and videos. It's even in the bible.
ehn ehn!


which bible are you talking about?

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh:
Mizk:
Ya its Boring and nope i don't swing that way
ok..................... .what way do you swing then? grin


maybe i could swing through that way if you tell me:
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 12:14pm On Jul 24, 2018
Mizk:
I wear sari so no major difference, well i can't tell you the state for obvious reasons but its a desert grin
oh really shocked ..........................that explains alot grin


anyways, about the "ass tapping"
wont you let me tap just a little............i'm lonely and depressed embarassed



i could even come see you at the desert if thats what it takes..............................that tells you just how lonely i am sad


[6.u]
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by samysmoothfresh: 10:53am On Jul 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Yes i do, wetin happenhuh
lemme guess, you're bored and need someone to talk to.....................correct?
RomanceRe: "To Be A Man Is Not Easy " - AN OVERRATED STATEMENT? by samysmoothfresh: 8:32am On Jul 24, 2018
makydebbie:
Better calm down and stop attacking her. Why bitter this early morning? It's not her fault biko.

I can relate totally with what she's saying. It's her opinion, free her. There are people over here you don't argue with, it draining, op for example. So why is it na peppering your blood? Mtcheew.

RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 8:26am On Jul 24, 2018
Colourich:
I hope you know that saliva contains some acids and its ph level is between 5.75-7.05 which is good for the vagina. I am not a science student but I know this.
OK


so have you spat on your vagina this morning to increase the ph level? grin
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by samysmoothfresh:
Colourich:
There is nothing apparently wrong with that, a doctor once told me that saliva is good for the vagina.
udonminit


na so another one say "dick is the washing machine for the vagina..........................i.e. the dick is used to wash the vagina so it's good to fùck fùck fûck and fûck often so the vagina will remain clean"


I know say another one go soon con tell us say "carrot, banana and cucumber are good for the vagina when you chuk/put it inside cos they add vitamins and mineral to it................."



meet better doctors una no go hear, una go dey meet juju men turn herbalists


anyways ,Make una continue


meanwhile have you spat on your vagina this morning?............................you know the doctor said its hygenic cheesy



[k.5.8a]

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 11:02pm On Jul 23, 2018
Mizk:
Abj but currently in school somewhere in the north cool
wow


i'm not being stereotypical or anything, but i've always admired people brave enough to school in one of 'em northern states smiley


how's it like being the odd one out amongst a class room with hausa(s) being the majority?


what state btw?


[f]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 10:43pm On Jul 23, 2018
Mizk:
What has virginity got to do with depression and a harmless hangout?
well i'm most comfortable around virgins


i get a sense of security when i hang out with them.


are you gonna help me or nah?


where you based anyway?
RomanceRe: "To Be A Man Is Not Easy " - AN OVERRATED STATEMENT? by samysmoothfresh: 10:32pm On Jul 23, 2018
highpriestess:
women don't do all these now?
most of these men in this our contemporary are all weaklings and emasculated.


go to atleast 60% homes and you will be surprised that ladies are the once catering for the family,while the male counterparts sits with tied wrapper to answer the title 'men'
oshey opta!


data analyst!


govt census official!


statistics evaluator!


human woman right activist!


naija book of records!


the king of observation!


nothing do you my niggha abi niggress

RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Let A Guy Suck You During Sex? by samysmoothfresh: 9:52pm On Jul 23, 2018
Amakababe:
Who cares?
Just enjoy yourself. Even if it's unhealthy, it's the man that'll end up sucking all the bacteria away.

You have nothing to lose abeg

RomanceRe: "To Be A Man Is Not Easy " - AN OVERRATED STATEMENT? by samysmoothfresh: 9:27pm On Jul 23, 2018
Hardlife:
Amarabae, Take my words for it.

You are an idiot and a very foolish human.

I think your ovaries should rot completely there in your stomach or your fallopian tubes should get twisted or God should crown you with barreness because you don't deserve to be a wife or a mother in this life.

I wonder the kind of an effeminate man you have as a husband.

It beats my imagination how so much foolishness can be embedded in someone with a noble profession.

I wonder how you really managed to get yourself a nursing degree.

You don't sound learned or intelligent at all.

You are really-really a very foolish and mentally unstable person.

Always out to have issues with men, is that what you do for a living as a "nurse"?


I weep on behalf of your unlucky husband.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 9:05pm On Jul 23, 2018
Mizk:
Lol so long story short, I'm gullible and you want to tap that ass, not happening dude grin
cheesy
what's with cute virgins and negativity huh? cheesy


this isnt about you and your hot ass
it's about a harmless lonely depressed guy looking for a pretty virgin to be friends with embarassed


i'm dying of depression


save me mizk!!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 6:03pm On Jul 23, 2018
Mizk:
Lol i don't sell virgins dude
I'm lonely and depressed..........................i need a friend preferably one who's a virgin


you're cute, kindhearted, compassionate, loving, available and best of all; a virgin


are you thinking what i'm thinking wink


[d]
RomanceRe: I Need Your Help (no Be Money O) by samysmoothfresh: 9:22pm On Jul 22, 2018
whats her name?

is she a nairalander?

when last did she see her period?

is she a virgin?

do you have any erectile dysfunction?

answer these question lets start from there.

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