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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 10:35am On Jul 31, 2018*

Mizk:
Your girlfriends wao

He's in abj

oh c'mon, no need to get jealous............................i meant exes............................ tongue

you shoulda seen the sly smile that crept on my ~~face~~ lips after reading that @bolded

semi-long-distance relationship grin

never works! grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 2:38am On Jul 31, 2018

Mizk:
There you go about the girlfriends phrase again.

Currently at school

yea i said my girlfriends................i didnt say you're my girlfriend did i? grin

oh i see......................and bae?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 8:23pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
She's not as strict as she was anymore, i think I've proven i can do well on my own, so she kinda tune it down, I'm impressed you read my diary though.

i'm sure she'll still kill you though tongue

@embolden, i always make sure i find out things (at least 65%) about my girlfriends..............................i'm glad you impressed tho.ugh

you currently in abj?

[alkg]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 7:13pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
Lol maybe I'll even marry a Muslim too

You kinda

you wouldnt dare cheesy

i read your diary and lost count of the number of times you complained your mum would never slap your twin but will always slap you and sometimes even woke you up with slaps cheesy

you wouldnt dare, not with such a strict albeit loving woman as a mum

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You sure about that, cos i dont think i did though

i'm a principled guy and as such, i dont hit on or assume i am dating a lady who allegedly and supposedly has a boyfriend tongue

Romance › Re: In Need Of A Strong Thick Girl That Look Like A Man Physically by samysmoothfresh: 6:39pm On Jul 30, 2018

this one has leprosy in his "soft" brain

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 6:33pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
you're funny, i am considering islam, mum would kill me but lol i am not worried about that, since when are we dating? so you're dating me and i don't know?

that @embolden is all i need to know grin

once i get to know or even hear a rumour of you converting to islam, i'll contact you mum and that would mean DEATH---probably death by her favourite flat shoe grin

did i say we were dating? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 6:12pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
At first i wore sari to blend in and it worked, many people mistook me for a core northerner, then i started liking it, made friends and i started loving islam, i haven't converted though and its not compulsory

phew!...............thats good to know cos if you had affirmed to being a muslim, then, we wotld have ended up being just friends and not bf/gf or spouses cos i cant date or marry a muslim lipsrsealed

thats you on your profile right...........the photoshop-ped you grin

I could tell ~~with~~ from your cute little nose i still have etched in my memory

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 5:57pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
Lol your instinct? About what

nvm

hey, i was gonna ask this earlier but dreaded the answer i'd get and decided not to

i'm gonna ask now anywayz

the sarri you say you wear, is it
for fancy?
to blend in?
fashon?
its compulsory in your school?
or because you're a............you........... you a.........a.a...... .a..... you a. muslim?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 5:21pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
ok like this when you see it

i knew my instinct was right

i could literally sense it grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 5:01pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
check my profile, I'm fulfilling my promise, taking it down soon

shiit......................i missed it embarassed

post it again please? huh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by samysmoothfresh: 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2018

Mizk:
You tried thats all

Romance › Re: Guys Get In Here! No Ladies Please by samysmoothfresh: 8:01am On Jul 30, 2018

donbachi:
Tell her,she is the only rose flower that grows in the desert..and her beauty shines more than the moonlight.

thats what a weak punk ass mr. nice guy who will eventually get his poor heart broken would say undecided

Cc: ilegendd this guy may not realize or even want it, but your help is needed here

Romance › Re: KISSING: I Studied Kissing Engineering. See Proof. To Be Deleted Soon. [PICTURE] by samysmoothfresh: 7:54am On Jul 30, 2018

iLegendd:
When I wake tomorrow, I'll lecture you.

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Romance › Re: Men Are Wicked I Hate You by samysmoothfresh: 6:36am On Jul 30, 2018

honestly, i dont understand how y'all do it o undecided

you wake up one morning then decide to waste approximately 20-30mins of your life,

first you open a new email, tgen log in to nl, tap the "join" button, do and complete the whole registration process, log in to you account and then post some bullshït just to seek for some bullshît cheap attention

you repeat the same process tommorow and at the end of the month, you having 22 different monikæs

if you wan use the acct scam now, person for understand small say you dey "hustle" but NO, na just attention (online for that matter) you dey find.

dont y'all have a life off nl?

seriously? undecided

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With Her Cousin by samysmoothfresh: 6:23am On Jul 30, 2018

MissRaine69:
How many times does a man have to be a fool before he realises he is a fool?
Move on from this focus on your career and when that money comes rolling in she will be on IG/twitter telling that whole world she used to give you money but now you have abandoned her.
Find an all weather woman who has a career and is going somewhere what’s wrong with some of you men?

its naturally not in a man's DNA to act stupid and fall a fool for something more than "twice"

so i'm guessing these guys get hypnotize or it has something to do with them spiritual powers undecided

i maybe wrong though...........................

you a lady so you prolly should know what you ladies do to these guys to change their "DNA"

so tell me

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With Her Cousin by samysmoothfresh: 12:00am On Jul 30, 2018

hkidola00:
naaa,i have never done dat b4,i did dat b'cos I noticed d changes in her when she came back, she doesn't come to my place, she pushes me wen I try touching her hair, something she is even d one who would put her head on my lap b4,in fact there was a day I held her in her waist,she pointed fingers in my face to never try it, dat she isn't a prost.itute
I'm like WTF??.... so I downloaded d app den place it on d phone to at least know what up, dat where I knew she's been romancing and dating her cousin, after she knew dat I knew, she started bombarding me with her yansh just so I can forgive her

dude if you know whats good for you, you better push and kick her and her stupid fûcking ass the fûck off

any girl that can sleep with or as she puts it, "romance" her cousin, is capable of seducin g your dad and male relatives

forgive her at your own peril

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Romance › Re: Portharcourt Based Husband Needed! by samysmoothfresh: 9:31pm On Jul 29, 2018

pocohantas:
When I saw this thread, I knew there would be comments of people asking if you now finally need men/marriage. If this is insecurity I wouldn't know.

Babe, you should have known NL enough to know this thread won't get the needed result. If your aunt is really seeking a husband, truth is, at this age...her main target should be advanced bachelors, divorcees,polygamous men b] or widowers. Those kind men are looking for companions and financial compatibility is usually very important to them. Luckily for us, she has that.

Does she dress well, associate well? You can't be holed up in your house and complain no husband. The search starts from her.

Nairaland/ROMANCE SECTION is the wrong place to search.

Romance › Re: Portharcourt Based Husband Needed! by samysmoothfresh: 9:25pm On Jul 29, 2018

Yuugen:
The way this OP is always stylishly trying to collect guys #s and emails for herself here is too funny.

udonminit

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Romance › Re: Portharcourt Based Husband Needed! by samysmoothfresh: 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2018

Oyindidi:
You like trouble

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Romance › Re: Portharcourt Based Husband Needed! by samysmoothfresh: 9:10pm On Jul 29, 2018

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I'm based in Abuja not PH OK. It's really not by force to comment

i know

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Romance › Re: Portharcourt Based Husband Needed! by samysmoothfresh: 8:33pm On Jul 29, 2018

they've left "my friend" and entered "my aunt"

issoraite

goodluck to your aunt

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Romance › Re: Please Is This Normal? by samysmoothfresh: 8:32pm On Jul 28, 2018

and also a spiritually, physically, mentally, morally and financially dead he goat who is a failure and disgrace to his/her generation and the world in generally